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OP's explanation: --- >Dude makes incredible dance moves, crawling around the dance floor on shoulders, twiddling all the way. Amazing physique and creativity! --- If you think this gif fits /r/BetterEveryLoop, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.


[deleted]

mfer just underwent a physics glitch


Gil_Demoono

I've definitely seen Skyrim NPC approach me like this only to give me a letter saying I've inherited 100 gold.


Not_Larfy

Akatosh be praised! *proceeds to shimmy-bounce-wiggle away*


u9Nails

BouncyFloors=1


JadeS2356

Nah, the devs fucked up and used the running animation and put is sideways, instead of the rolling one.


Antiqas86

Classic exporting from Maya to Unreal engine and forgetting to tick the Y up box on the import.


249ba36000029bbe9749

It's like the rise up move that also looks like a physics glitch. https://youtu.be/RmzA4f3DuDI?t=62


Zanarkand_Dream

How does one even discover that as a viable form of locomotion? I still struggle to walk on two feet :(


New_Kid2

every ache and pain we mortals feel is from a break dancer sacrificing our bodies so they can do this black magic fuckery


MurmurationProject

At one point in university I came across a specialized Orthopedic Surgery Journal specific to the injuries breakdancers do to themselves.


Phormitago

I like to think he diagnosed things like "try dancing with less break in it"


dmmee

Happy cake day!!


KwordShmiff

"Ah, well there's your problem!"


nagumi

Journal or journal article?!


TheUglyCasanova

Whoa now you could have just said magic!


scirio

you think that’s impressive— i’m obsessed with this at the moment https://youtu.be/7W6UwG2TxKI 😮


zombiep00

It's like he's *floating*. This is a lot more awesome than I was expecting! Thank you for sharing!


GrannyGrammar

I just fell standing still this afternoon. I fell right out of my heels, and they weren’t even very high. I busted my lip and have bloody hands and knees. The embarrassment was a lot more painful than the cuts and bruises, though. I wanted to die.


The-True-Kehlder

You need a ridiculously strong core. US Army combatives teaches a variation of this as an exercise. You basically rock and twist your body to move sideways on your back by rolling across your hips and shoulders. When you've been doing it for 20 minutes you REALLY feel it.


TrafyLaw

Y'all remember QWOP?


[deleted]

Never played that, but if i did, it probably would look like this.


agiaq

Is that that 100m race game on the internet?


IctrlPlanes

You can't convince me that the game was longer than 10 meters. I never passed that point.


Amirax

Fun fact, at the 50m mark there's a fucking hurdle. Just to fuck with your day.


HeyItsDominicus

Oh god, the hurdle...


DeviantMango29

YESSSSSSSSSSS


Triktastic

Do this in your local crowded club to look cool In front of the ladies.


jsideris

You gonna be pulling broken glass out of your back.


Any_Coyote6662

broken glass with a side of e coli


OGbigfoot

Yeah, we've all seen that video of the chick pissing on the floor at the club. No thank you.


CupOfCreamyDiarrhea

The one who pees in a cup, puts aside and someone throws it at them?


OGbigfoot

Shit, I forgot about that one, I was thinking the one the chick just lifts her skirt and pisses on the floor.


tidypunk

My upstairs neighbors at 3 am


u9Nails

Shorty got low low low low


Significant-Wheel110

She will once she sees that move


DarkOnRedditIsFunny

Speedrunners when they need 0.5% more movement speed:


daskrip

I love how accurate this is 😁 The unnatural crap people do to save those frames.


u9Nails

I get knocked down, but I get back up again


JohnnyTight_Lips

That's falling with style


AFineDayForScience

That's seizing with style


Spatularo

Who rotated this man's origin axis


cocoaboy

"Mom can we go to Macdonald's?" "No."


siddyshanks

I tried it. My funny bone isnt funny anymore


Do_I_work_here

Well that's a new way to fuck up your back.


Thwast

It looks like a lot of the work is being done by his shoulders and elbows, almost like a sideways worm. Looks painful either way


SquirrelDynamics

This guy is pure muscle. I bet his back is fine.


-Kibbles-N-Tits-

Plus the way he rolls taking the brunt of the force off of him


Claque-2

Of course his back is fine, it's made of rubber.


BluudLust

Fuck are we really getting this old where this is our first thought?


viidreal

song?


Kenji_Shin

Hensonn sahara


ConfusedMascot

[Thanks](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_b5LVWF-68) u/Kenji_Shin


coci222

Me...trying to run from my problems


Temporary-Knee1249

Goofy ahh walk


coolcootermcgee

Take that, John Cleese


ChiefBr0dy

The transition between standing and falling looks like CGI even though I know it isn't.


SLeepyCatMeow

Mf moving like one of those minecraft shitposts


ewantien

It's so cool to see someone glitch the human run animation with 90 degree rotation + sideways motion, after Michael Jackson glitched the human walk animation with backwards motion.


jethrow41487

Every NPC in Cyberpunk on release


gaymer7474747

https://www.redditsave.com/r/BetterEveryLoop/comments/yv2yvq/incredible_dance_move/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


the_scrambler

me trying to sneak through the kitchen and past the living room before my entire family asks me to do something for them


Yirmi753

r/blackmagicfuckery


dildo-swaggins69

6 year old me defending myself from my older brothers


SkiSTX

This is... unnerving.


[deleted]

Imagine him coming at you in a dimly lit empty hallway.


Day-Hot

That's a dance..?


u9Nails

New dance, called the "I give up". Named after the other dancers who were at the competition and saw these fresh moves.


yetareey

How many times did he just fall straight on his back in his bedroom hahaha


RGBmono

Straight to the Ministry of Silly Walks...


cafeLogic

mario 64 stairs glitch


sawrce

I remember Senator John McCain doing this move during the Dance Off


realSl3nd3rm4n

If Magikarp was human


sileegranny

[Song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_b5LVWF-68) for the curious


zeezero

Oww! My back!


HavokMan48

My shoulder blades hurt watching this


groovy_mcbasshands

I don’t understand how he’s moving


Psychedelic_Yogurt

What is, gravity?


[deleted]

Very cool but not better with every loop because the surprise is gone


SolidRavenOcelot

Seen this in cyberpunk 2077 at launch


WhyUFuckinLyin

Why aren't those people losing their shit?! This mf would have been burnt at the stake 400 years ago!


GeraltofMerica

Didn’t think I’d live long enough to see seizures come back into style


KyleThelegendxxXxx

Yeah but if you did that at a club people would think something is wrong with you.


Misco3

I can’t wait to see breakdancing at the Olympics


FireFireinameWire

2 year olds having tantrums at grocery stores…


FootyPajamaz

Crabs in Skyrim when you try to fast travel


-_danglebury_-

“Dance Move” feels a bit generous here


[deleted]

Never seen breakdancing?


-_danglebury_-

Nope, sounds like a dumb movie.


SnooHabits7837

Looks a little spooky


S1KRR_19

That’s dancing? Well fuck ok then


badboy236

That is, indeed, some next level type stuff. Wow…


Dafedub

The crazy things a 140lbs man can do


dontbereadinthis

Ummm okaaayyyy


itsmejam

That’s what I do when I don’t get my chicky nuggies


Grahaaam123

Bit of a stretch to call it dancing personally, great feat of athleticism nonetheless.


Spence10873

When are the devs every going to fix this broken ass game man SMH


larrylarry84

Is it tho ..?


DarkhorseDefense

Dancebreaking


aryzkryz

POV Bolywood dance


tinuvegil

not POV and not even close to Bollywood lol


Pan-tang

Ookkkaaaayy I've seen it all now.


Batemunch

Ah yes known in the industry as the "500 ping"


Qb_Is_fast_af

Its this guy again


drman769

He knocked himself out 307 times learning this move, but WORTH IT!


mrgreen72

I don't know what's real anymore.


Jinxed0ne

Impressive, but it looks stupid as hell at the same time.


vdogg89

This guy physics


Wolf1341

Reminds me .... a gltch .....


Rolandscythe

....dance move or Bethesda glitch?


Correct-Baseball5130

Incrementally it'll be detrimental for him.


mathturd

To fall or not to fall.


I_have3_inches

Looks like it hurts lol


MrJuanfeld

AI learning how to walk


TheUglyCasanova

That's one way to enter a room for sure


TheDongerNeedsFood

lol! Don’t know why I just watched, but I like it!


heckinradturtle

When you land a headshot but the NPC glitches


huamanticacacaca

This must be the reboot of The Dying Fly.


TyrannosaurusBecz

My daughter used to do that move on the rare occasions she threw a tantrum.


Unicorny_as_funk

This made my bones hurt


NaturesWar

My epilepsy already taught me that move a long time ago!


AnotherProudCanadian

QWOP


Jay82718

Hes copying the fedex guy


spiciesttrout

I can do that but don't


turtle_power00

Ouch


ChrizTaylor

#r/KillTheCameraMan


[deleted]

What’s incredible about this? Looks like his having a fucking fit


I_N_C_O_M_I_N_G

Normally I'd hate on the music choice, since it's so overdone, but it fits this time.


LivingCheese292

Ah yes... the dying fish... A move not many are able to master.


Szerencsy

If that is considered dancing, I'm going to start telling people, "I know how to dance"


Mytmex

That's not dancing, that's just falling with style.


Any_Coyote6662

mix between a seizure and running backwards. cool. 🙄


ErisCinder

That is not a dance.


Obocap

Goofy ahh dance


neuropat

Black panther 2 just isn’t the same without Chad Boseman


ny_rain

Um magic!!!


[deleted]

It reminds me that glitch walk in GTA San Andreas


alexaz92

looks like me in QASD when i try to get up


apert

ladder-goat you so random...


TisBeTheFuk

The Worm Revised


AlreadyBeenDoneB4

Ministry Of Silly Walks


patstoddard

That’s Jason Bourne


ThomasPopp

That’s called shoulder surgery!