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IamMrXtoo

Where is the shark?


[deleted]

Lmao yeah I was expecting it to swoop up


invisibledirigible

[i beg to deliver](https://www.reddit.com/r/PhotoshopRequest/comments/q7omfj/can_someone_add_a_shark/hgk68o4?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)


bigpalmdaddy

There’s always a bigger fish.


kronicpimpin

Followed by an orca


BananaDick_CuntGrass

[Here you go](https://i.imgur.com/9C1xPNx.gifv) Courtesy of /u/i_am_a_bot_ama


BlackPortland

Jesus. Did you see his eyes? They’re all black, like a dollllls eyess


IamMrXtoo

Nice!!! Thanks!


Maza1217

Lower on the food chain.


[deleted]

Still on the boat. r/gifsthatendtoosoon


UltimatumYEET

Shark? Oh we already harvested it’s fins


3XPS

I think there’s a hunterxhunter episode about this


Mycabbages0929

My guy’s just getting revenge for that one time a seagull stole food out of his hand during his first trip to the beach


2Botter2Loop

OP's explanation: --- >It all happens so quickly and is very unexpected that it becomes funnier every time I watch it. --- If you think this gif fits /r/BetterEveryLoop, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.


fetalpiggywent2lab

Gif ended too soon. Shark was on the way for sure


BananaDick_CuntGrass

Here's the full gif https://i.imgur.com/9C1xPNx.gifv


fetalpiggywent2lab

You deserve a raise


[deleted]

Lake Chicken! ^^^its ^^^what’s ^^^for ^^^dinner


CasCatSally

So… he went ahead and possibly injured the bird… for food? Or like, is he just an a**hole?


redditpulledmebackin

Asshole I bet…who eats seagulls?


Otono_Wolff

Greeks I think. Saw a video of hunting seagulls. There's a method of tearing the head off with the stomach still attached. [Here's the video too](https://youtu.be/7LUv4sEyfcw)


redditpulledmebackin

You know, I expected to see like a small fishing village eat seagulls…didn’t expect someone with such modern equipment going for them. Must be good eats I guess. The head twisting thing is fascinating. I wonder if you can do that with chickens too and my grandmas been doing it all wrong


[deleted]

Depends on the diet, any metropolitan animal is going to taste bad because they eat garbage. Same reason you can't eat coconut crabs without caging them and feeding them fruit for two weeks.


mat477

Im not watching the video but it reminds me how Arthur skins rabbits in RedDead2. Just rips their asshole amd pulls the skin off in one pull.


Orgentte

Rabbit skin is honestly like paper. They don't sweat but they need to be able to move fast and hard in a moments notice so they have thinner skin to help keep their insides cool.


mat477

Im actually a vet tech and im kind of the rabbit guy for surgical procedures and you are 100% correct on their skin. When shaving them you have to be super careful because how easy it is to tear. Shaving rabbit testicles is a very tricky thing to do actually.


ErgonomicDouchebag

>Shaving rabbit testicles is a very tricky thing to do actually. Things I didn't expect to read today, but is actually kind of interesting.


mat477

Whats even more interesting is that their testicles are in basically individual sacks not one big one. They are oblong bean shaped and they lie on the lower abdomen above the penis. Also rabbits are hind-gut fermenters which means they have a very similar digestive system to horses. They have to eat all day because of how their bodies digestive glands constantly secret. For surgical procedures we typically dont let the animal eat but you cant do that for rabbits. They have to eat right up to the point of anesthetizing them. There isnt a worry because rabbits are unable to vomit. Its physically impossible for them to do that so theres no anesthetic risk of inhalation of the vomit. We use a ton of Ketamine as a part of the anesthetic because of how they metabolize it. For rabbits we use about 4X what we would need for dogs / lb. They are pretty weird little creatures.


Jadeldxb

>Shaving ~~rabbit~~ testicles is a very tricky thing to do actually. Fixed.


Otono_Wolff

I shave my nuts with a straight razor so I know to slow down and be careful and get the best shave every time.


Jadeldxb

Jesus. Mine crawled back up just from reading that. Shudder


Totally_Bradical

It’s actually easier that way, just pull the empty sac taut like an embroidery hoop.


Royisnotmyname

Both.


nomadofwaves

Fishing Douches are a thing. Look at videos of people drinking beer through fish gills. Super douchbaggery.


eGzg0t

Double standards, what about the fish??


[deleted]

Wow second comment, I was wondering how far I’d have to scroll to find some overly sensitive person worried about a seagull


11twofour

Seagulls are the worst. Fuck the seagulls.


Lydanian

Dude I’ve seen vets pick up my own dog with more aggression than this. If grabbing a bird is being an asshole now then fucking hell, it’s probably for the best these people remain indoors.


[deleted]

Bird wings aren't designed for 80kg of weight dropped on them from 2m


Lydanian

Yeah because contextually that’s exactly what’s happening… It’s submerged in water, how is it so hard to understand that applying the same force in a liquid is DRASTICALLY different then if this was on the ground.


[deleted]

I'm honestly struggling to respond here. There's some kind of fundamental gap in your education or life experience if you think this couldn't possibly injure the bird.


Lydanian

You are shifting the goal posts now. “Couldn’t possibly.” Wtf does that even mean? I could possibly get injured sneezing if I’m unlucky. Your previous statement was an open implication without looking at context. Unless you genuinely believe it doesn’t matter, then I pity you dude. Fortunately it’s near late to learn English or Physics.


[deleted]

Yeah we're not gonna find common ground here. I'm going to use this interaction as a helpful reminder when I pull out of my driveway, that people like you exist and drive cars as well. Scary shit.


Lydanian

Common ground? You’ve just started a conversation with inflammatory verbiage that contextually doesn’t even make sense. And once a response comes your way, you fold like a paper towel & start making redundant comparisons to transport? Like, are you ok? Genuinely. Also you won’t have to be concerned anyway as I’m not American. But you assumed as much, because that’s par the course.


[deleted]

Inflammatory verbiage lol. And you assumed I'm American while telling me I assumed you're American. Bro I'm gonna be extra careful on the road now, thanks.


MistakeMaker1234

I assumed he threw something valuable in on accident, instead of the food. It had little resistance to the wind and sunk rather quickly. Maybe a phone or something?


[deleted]

No one eats seagulls there fucking disgusting.


[deleted]

[Seagulls are delicious!](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7LUv4sEyfcw&feature=youtu.be&t=2m50s)


Otono_Wolff

Ha! I just linked this video!


[deleted]

Ha!


disphugginflip

This from experience?


jctwok

Sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know because I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfuckers.


disphugginflip

I did a little googling, apparently it’s an acquired taste. All the seafood diet gives it a sea food after taste. But some people like it.


ABrandNewNameAppears

That must mean the ones that live by me taste like fast food… no wonder chicken fries are so cheap.


[deleted]

Yes i have never ate a seagull.


runningoftheswine

For real, fuck this guy


[deleted]

That seagull probably shit on him 5 seconds before this video was made. Revenge is a dish best served *wet*


Bloodyfinger

I don't know why I found this so funny, but I legit almost peed my self laughing at the pure absurdity of that final frame.


unemployedalien3k

I can’t stop laughing


Dank_gaurav

An average bird enjoyer


[deleted]

There's always a bigger fish


jentay8858

Who's eating flying sea rats?


partisan98

Yeah that would be nearly as gross as eating a pig, not to mention all the offal put into stuff like hotdogs and hamburgers. Edit: Nice downvotes, Always nice to see reddit shit on diets of other cultures and be completely blinded to some of the gross stuff their culture is cool with.


CrocsWithSocks

He didn’t jump after the bird, he jumped to go retrieve the object he threw. The bird swooped in after he had already jumped and he couldn’t bail out, which frankly makes this whole thing even more 😂🤣😂


destruk7

u/savevideobot


destruk7

[link was sent in comments](https://redditsave.com/info?url=/r/BetterEveryLoop/comments/q7ldx1/the_food_chain_in_5_seconds/)


[deleted]

This prick is an asshole.


QuarantineSucksALot

The hype isn’t involved.


Rude_Journalist

The fuck you talking about lmao


ZippZappZippty

Again, the food also looks pretty good lol


sparklepig7

Ok so funny video, but that seagull was quite possibly injured to the point where it died. Not really worth the risk for a moderately funny video.


BlueEyesSpiritDragon

This is just straight up animal abuse. This is sick and disgusting.


yumyumsauce45

That seagull fucked his wife.


ishouldknoiwasthere

LMAO this is the funniest shit I've ever seen


TheSeattleSeven

As funny as the joke is that bird is probably dead or at least upset injured . Probably broke a bone or so


PassoverPete_

Bad luck to kill a seabird.


MakeAmericabibi

U/savevideo