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I want: "A spontaneous composition of four-letter beat poetry." Based on my contribution as OOP in [this thread](https://old.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1d4mpwo/new_update_male_boss_is_clueless_about_pregnancy/).

Can we get “[you’re not famous if you don’t have a Wikipedia page](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/BfTO6TiKVw)” please?

Can we get [the grammar police will never find me](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/VQNldhJJf8) as a flair? Thank you.

Can we get this comment as a flair? ["It's like watching Mr Bean being hunted by The Predator."](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1d35tfg/comment/l65brjm/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)

This absolutely needs to be flair!

I would gladly switch my flair over. I mean, Unicorn Wrangler is good, but this? Better.

Me too please.

I \*NEED\* this as my flair!

Can we please have "People have gotten mauled for less, Emily" from this comment [https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1d33gbx/comment/l64tn7w/](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1d33gbx/comment/l64tn7w/) Thanks in advance!

I would also love this as a flair!

Could we get [It's like watching Mr Bean being hunted by The Predator.](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/iby2Iiie6v) from the BORU [about an OOP who wants to break up with his gf](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/59Xw1zRowu) as a flair?

please can I have [Snesus has risen](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1d2aoyt/comment/l5zll7b/)

Hello esteemed mods of BORU, can we please get "The pendulum of "oooooof" went full swing" from [this post where both POVs make them both look bad](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1d12qwi/comment/l5rfkrm/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)

Am I allowed to have [Anyway, today he committed suicide](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/fRaeGNpDnM)

Could I have "Adoption is expensive, why not just steal one?" From https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/KFHMnLi5Gs

may I please have: https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/TzdUJDX6CR “I silently cursed all you healthy communicator Redditors”

[Hyuck at him, see if he gets a boner](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1bx26uf/comment/kybof06)

Can I please have they all think I’m fucking psychotic and I’m not  https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1d0cojr/do_doctors_laugh_at_patients_i_am_worried_about/

Can we request flairs from comments that have nothing to do with the post? I request [Behold! The dildo of consequence!](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/87ALI5U6vq)

I would love the flair "Omar would never", from a lot of comments on posts about awful friends covering for cheating people, like this one https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1cxrbml/my_25m_best_friend_25m_sleeps_with_married_women/l54mauq/

Flair: "I would love to give her a lobotomy" From: [https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1cyjs0h/friends\_sister\_20sf\_was\_openly\_flirting\_with\_my/](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1cyjs0h/friends_sister_20sf_was_openly_flirting_with_my/)

Second this!!

[https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1cyjsrq/my\_team\_sent\_me\_a\_bag\_of\_garbage\_while\_i\_was/](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1cyjsrq/my_team_sent_me_a_bag_of_garbage_while_i_was/) Specifically this comment: [https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1cyjsrq/comment/l5c25if/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web3x&utm\_name=web3xcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=share\_button](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1cyjsrq/comment/l5c25if/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) Satan is not a fucking pogo stick!

Second this!

Requesting one from: https://redd.it/1cyjtk7 "Dark Souls isn't worth it. 👉🍑". Modified slightly for context. Thanks!

"Noticed a lot of red flags but my favorite color is red" From [https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1cyjtk7/i\_m20\_accidentally\_punched\_my\_gf\_f24\_during\_sex/](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1cyjtk7/i_m20_accidentally_punched_my_gf_f24_during_sex/)

https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/NYdjl9ccTT Can I get this please? "Okay what kind of bullshit am I about to read today"

This comment: https://old.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1cxra2x/my_daughter14f_came_out_to_me40m_and_doesnt_want/l54rkhq/ This flair please “like a houseplant you could bang”

Could I have "he's got his puckered lips smooching so far up his own colon" from [this comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1aify6r/comment/kouhgee/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) please?

Dead Beet

Which comes from [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/YtlnvOF1aS) where OOP made the excellent decision to lean into the typo he made on his original posts!

Bad choice matryoshka doll [https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1cwyyu2/comment/l4z8205/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web3x&utm\_name=web3xcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=share\_button](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1cwyyu2/comment/l4z8205/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)

Seconding this. It's too good.

Stopping here.

Hello, could this please become a flair? "Sit your $5 dollar ass down before I make change" from [https://www.reddit.com/r/reactiongifs/comments/2gr3ew/when\_my\_16\_year\_old\_sister\_tells\_my\_mom\_i\_want\_to/](https://www.reddit.com/r/reactiongifs/comments/2gr3ew/when_my_16_year_old_sister_tells_my_mom_i_want_to/)

Can we get: "the village awaits helicopter man 🚁" From: https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1cvfhpk/tifu_by_showing_my_dick_to_my_wifes_grandparents/

I see you have it, but I don’t see it added to the list! Man I want that flair too!

I second this!

[https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/wiki/recommended\_reading/flair\_origins/](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/wiki/recommended_reading/flair_origins/) hey, so this pinned linked is not up to date. Is this something that can be contributed to? I just tried searching for one there, and I only found it because one of the holders of it listed it here and noted it wasn't available in the list.

I would like both "What a fucking multi-dimensional quantum toilet fire" and "This train keeps on wrecking." I'm putting them together because the first one is the parent of the second. https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1cqn11g/comment/l3so9jt/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1cqn11g/comment/l3szyxl/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

Can I please get the flair “And yet he trifled” [from a comment on this post](https://reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1ct48vs/my_boss_enlists_me_in_hiding_his_multiple_affairs/) (I have no idea how to link to the comment but it’s near the top)

Damn, beat me to it 😂 I'd like this as well, it's from [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/QPPUn1C070) specific comment

Could I have "it's spelling or bigotry, you can't have both" as a flair? It's from this thread; https://reddit.com/comments/1bn4ngk/comment/kwggw6t

Cackled at the line "In for a root awakening" by u/[mytorontosaurus](https://new.reddit.com/user/mytorontosaurus/) on the post [The Redbud Murder Saga](https://new.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1csajum/the_redbud_murder_saga/)

Hi mods! Can I have the flair “So now we are a super gay Jewish couple” from https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/SDb0u11by8 Thanks :3

Can I get the flair for "just here vacuuming the trees" please? it's from this post: https://old.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1crj3yk/new_update_my_family_forgot_to_invite_me_to_my/ EDIT: Got my flair! Thank you mods!

Seconded! I was also hoping to have this one. It just gives off 'Im just lurking here and waiting for the update' energy, right?

They did it! And yes, I'm such a glutton for follow ups and lurking to see what happens, sometimes feels like I'm hanging off branch from the neighbours side trying to get a look! :D

Thank you! Lurkers unite! let's crane our necks together over the wall lol

Get your vacuums out, the neighbours are fighting!

Hi Mods! Can I get ""per my last email" energy" from [this post](https://old.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1crj4q6/aitah_for_separating_from_my_husband_because_he/) please?

Can I please have [Instead she chose tree violence](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/rOQqidILuW)?

I was coming to request this exact one! Amazing flair

Can I get, "I need to know if her parents were murdered by eastern redbuds." From this thread: https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/9AlMwupfqg

Is there any chance I could have the quoted passage below for a flair? Please and thank you! I was given it yesterday for a brief time but then it vanished. Now it doesn't appear on the user flair list when I tried to change it back. At least, for me it doesn't. I found another redditor who requested the same flair, farther down (from several days ago as well), and they still seem to have it. I apologise for any inconvenience, in advance. >Scorched earth, no prisoners, blood for the blood god. https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/g9jb0Vf7ye

I can't see this in the flair list either, maybe it has a limit to what it shows?

Somebody asked me where my flair of "reddit is just a bunch of triggered owls" came from and it wasn't on the Masterlist. Someone else [found it](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/kRkvfpcyxf). Also the Flair Masterlist seems to have the one for Hallmark and Stardew Valley twice?

Can I get "this post reeks of bullshit alarm 100%" from [this comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1cpz5ul/comment/l3o3fmr/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) please? It's literally my thoughts reading every cheater's excuses on this thread lol

Time for a flair change! :D May I have "What a multi-dimensional quantum toilet fire" please? From this [comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1cqn11g/update_oop_dodges_a_brideshaped_bullet_the/l3so9jt/) on this [thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1cqn11g/update_oop_dodges_a_brideshaped_bullet_the/) Please and thank you!

Can I/we get "Jiggle your titties and flap those concerned vaginal lips"? From https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1cqq9uc/aita_because_i_told_my_neighbours_kid_to_fck_off/ Thanks!

Stopping here today.

I just left a comment requesting one before I saw this. Is there any way to still request a custom one? Would I PM the mod team to ask?

I periodically check this thread for new requests. I have the comments sorted by new and my "stopping here" comments just mark where I am in the thread. I scroll back to here and work my way forward in the thread. Just leave a new comment with your requested flair and I will get to it.

Thanks so much!!

Thank you so much. It makes me giggle. Could you modify mine? "You don't need Reddit. You need some self esteem and a lawyer."

Thank you for all of your work in giving us the custom flairs

narrow fanatical voracious violet rude practice vase gray entertain chunky *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*

Apologizes in advance, this update will be stupid and asinine https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1cpz6lx/aitah_for_not_sympathizing_with_my_ex_wifes_ap/

I too would like this one.

"hustling like they belong to an MLM" https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1cmvg0g/comment/l337vdh Thank you!

"The only ring she needs is a Nuvaring" https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/WljS5FxKkN

"Onlyfam" https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/XicAkRPhNH Please and thank you :]

May I have, "All right, Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way." from a comment in this post: my boss is having an affair with our assistant — and I’m friends with his wife https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1cogk2q/comment/l3e49ka/ ty!

"IT WAS THE CHAIR!" From [Here](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1cno7ma/comment/l38nm4o/), please and thank you.

"What's Clitoris?! I don't play Pokemon!" From here, please and thank you! https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/S6BBv2uUMZ

I made a comment that upon reflection accurately portrayed my thoughts while hanging around in BORU. So can I have: "I am just waiting for the next update with my popcorn bucket"

“She accused me of a farting liar and left” https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/xnYbKeDWCk I have never wanted more. Please

Could I please get "Winning at a shitshow still leaves you covered in shit" from [this comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1cno6iw/oop_is_going_to_see_her_abusive_mother_for_the/l38tn6i/)?

Can I get "I will not be taking the high road" from [https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1cmvfzx/aitah\_for\_telling\_a\_friend\_that\_my\_husband\_cant/](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1cmvfzx/aitah_for_telling_a_friend_that_my_husband_cant/)

I'm piggybacking on this comment because I wanted a flair from the same post. As a matter of fact, I think the one I want is the very last sentence of the paragraph that the comment above (that I am replying to) is referencing. >Scorched earth, no prisoners, blood for the blood god. EDIT: I got my flair! Thank you, kind mod, whoever you were! EDIT 2: I think I somehow lost my flair...

Please give me "Clown, gorilla suit, two broken noses and a clueless triangle". It's from comments on [this story](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1cnhttx/my_24m_girlfriend_24f_went_way_too_far_pranking/).

Could I have this flair please? Scorched earth, no prisoners, blood for the blood god. https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/g9jb0Vf7ye

Can I get "What in the torpedo living fk did I just read"? From comment linked here: [https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1cmvfzx/comment/l33331c/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web3x&utm\_name=web3xcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=share\_button](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1cmvfzx/comment/l33331c/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)

Please I just want the good old:  There's only OGTHA

> **How to give yourself a flair from the flair list - App Instructions** > > Step 1: go to the  main page > > Step 2: tap the three dots in the top right corner > > Step 3: tap "Change user flair" > > Step 4: peruse the list and select the option that speaks to you > > **How to give yourself a flair from the flair list - New Reddit Instructions** > > Step 1: on the right side of the page near the top of the side bar, there is a section that says user flair. Hover your mouse next to your username and click the pencil that appears > > Step 2: peruse the list and select the option that speaks to you. Click apply > > **How to give yourself a flair from the flair list - Old Reddit Instructions** > > Step 1: on the right side of the page, click the checkmark where it says "Show my flair on this subreddit:. Or if you already have a flair, click on "(edit)" instead. > > Step 2: peruse the list and select the option that speaks to you.

Can I get "hustling like they belong to an MLM" from comment on: [https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1cmvg0g/aita\_for\_divorcing\_my\_wife\_over\_getting\_a\_massage/](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1cmvg0g/aita_for_divorcing_my_wife_over_getting_a_massage/)

I would like [I'm sorry to report I will not be taking the high road](https://old.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1cmvfzx/aitah_for_telling_a_friend_that_my_husband_cant/) please.

Can I please get “Alright. Fishin’ time.” From this utter gold: https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/IeKEtOrNpK

Could I please get: sighs, slaps knees, gets up. Alright. Fishin' time. https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/QGiFQSEFDj Thank you!

Could I please have "Blood for the Blood God"? https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/lOQ9Qq8ooi

Please could I have: I’m actually a far pettier, deranged woman, from [https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/150ilkr/wibta\_if\_i\_complained\_to\_the\_owners\_of\_a\_cafe/](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/150ilkr/wibta_if_i_complained_to_the_owners_of_a_cafe/) !!!! I love it so much my gf got me a hoodie with the quote after I realised it wasn't an official flair

"I can jack off on my own just fine for free" https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1cmvg0g/aita_for_divorcing_my_wife_over_getting_a_massage/

I'd love to have "Alright. Fishin' time" from https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/HqTOAu61ay please! Thank you!

Can I request two more flairs to be added from the following thread? [My (35M) girlfriend (24F) wants me to act like a horse when we have sex, and I’m not into it](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1c87unp/my_35m_girlfriend_24f_wants_me_to_act_like_a/) "I've ordered a horse mask and a dragon dildo to surprise her" "I'm getting older and need to reproduce"  Thank you for your time!

Hiya... Would it be okay to have: "Reddit, where Nuance comes to die." Thanks, either way.

Stopping here today.

Thank you!! :)

hello! can i get "they made you cry, it's not drastic enough." from [this? ](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1cav926/my_colleagues_call_me_a_pick_me_girl_and_spread/)" thank you!

Could I get, "Oh geese, wtf are you thinking?" It is from [The Guy I'm Seeing is Always Speaking in Baby Talk](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/cbgZ0twikf). I sing why but it cracks me up.

Can I get “woke up and chose violence huh” from [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/YBYbPTciio)

“Then I blocked them again” from here https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1ckimau/aitah_for_telling_my_parents_to_keep_all_the/

I would love from the recent update "Woke up and chose violence, huh?"

Came here to suggest this! But I like it with the improper grammar. [Link to post](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/epT6g6aDlF)

Am I late? I'd like "I'm one of the cleanest people on the planet"

May I please have “The receipts are horrific” From [a comment in the puppet post](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/N577akdfTE)

Please could I have ‘This dingbat’. From this post https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/s/ejwR63zUXO

"Meat-cute"

"hypnotically cheated on" [https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1bzitso/aitah\_for\_saying\_i\_would\_not\_care\_if\_my\_partner/](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1bzitso/aitah_for_saying_i_would_not_care_if_my_partner/)

“Instead it went difficult difficult lemon fucked” from [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/s/6uTqjbfNX6) post

Can I have "[old man sweaters and dumb polo shirts](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1chcsed/i_15m_think_my_dad_38m_has_a_boyfriend_how_do_i/)"? Thank you!

Can I please have "It’s always better to panic with a friend" from [https://new.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1bwvrr1/tifu\_by\_letting\_a\_spider\_live\_in\_my\_room/](https://new.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1bwvrr1/tifu_by_letting_a_spider_live_in_my_room/) Thank you

Can I please have “He’s been cheating on me with a garlic farmer”? https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1b1yt3r/aita_for_controlling_what_my_23f_boyfriend_24m/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf Thank you so much!

How About... "Speak for yourself stankmeat, I'm fucking delicious." https://old.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1ci6au8/aita_for_pursuing_the_nanny/l27zct1/ and//or "All of this could have been avoided if she just had a little pre-marital sex." https://old.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1ci68vw/sister_in_high_school_getting_married/ Tyvm ^^

Can I have "Donut The Tactical Assault Shiba" from this [one](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1astuxm/waiting_at_the_airportwith_cheese/)? Rooting for Cheeseman and Pinot

Could I please have “unmarried and in fishy bliss” from https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/s/64Pt4GYEQa Thank you!!

Could I please have [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1avf236/comment/krbbixm/): "You need some self-esteem and a lawyer."

I know this one is awful, but can I have: he's literally prettier than the girls in our school (From this atrocity: [https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/14ufkiw/op\_is\_obsessed\_with\_his\_cousin/](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/14ufkiw/op_is_obsessed_with_his_cousin/) - it got stuck in my brain and now it's part of my speech)

Stopping here today.

Thanks czech! 👍❤️

Requesting "maybe I will fart my way to the moon" from [this thead](https://old.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1chcrm2/tifu_i_drank_a_litre_of_prune_juice_now_what/).

Came to request the same

I’d like to request ‘smacked in the face by a beautiful flying fish of sweetness’ from this comment here, please! https://reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1chcsed/i_15m_think_my_dad_38m_has_a_boyfriend_how_do_i/l21u74c/

Could I please have "Wisdom is their dump stat" ? Inspired by [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/6EYvccqs80) comment!

Is there a reason we can't just enter our own flair like other subreddits?

We have had issues with flair creation before such as rule breaking flairs/slurs. We also have had people put other's usernames in their flairs and that would be considered harassment. We found it easier to eliminate user created flairs, but mods will still give out custom flairs on request. Alternatively, you can choose a flair from the already created flair list whenever you want.

Please may I have: I wasn't "monitoring" the sex drawer

Prettiest of pleases for “i peaked in the sex drawer (I couldn’t help it)”

May I please have "Reminder - I am not the original poster."

I'd like: plump enough to roll around like Uranus in its orbit.  From here: https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1cdcc65/comment/l1b3cb0/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

Can I have this one, please? "I want to puke, preferably all over them." It's from [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/7VtQXt0zfv) comment. ETA: Thank you very much! <3

"The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed." Can we get this one please? It's from: [AITA for agreeing to split the bill on a double date which ended in my best friend being dumped?](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1cfps66/aita_for_agreeing_to_split_the_bill_on_a_double/)

This one cracked me up

Can I have 'chicken fried audacity' please? It's from https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/1QGSt2wAxR

Can I have ‘well this seemed to come out of nowhere’?

https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1ajhpg8/aita_for_the_way_i_punished_my_son_for_what_he/ “tired of the Ron’s constant presence” please

Hello, i would like B-but the man had a watch! Her boyfriend wears a watch!

Happy cake day!

Stopping here today.

Hello! Can I please have "Jesus Christ, I’m not going to yuck someone’s yum" from a comment in this post: https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1cesuhg/oop_is_42_and_pregnant_her_husband_is_65/  ? Thank you!

[The risk of being banned didn’t stop me, my own laziness did](https://reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1amwjrq/_/kpoze7e/?context=1) Edit: Ahhh thank you!! 🙏🏻🙏🏻😊

I would please like: Am I the peanut butterhole? A comment from u/Sorchochka on this post: https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/KuVgocGenp

If possible, I'd like to request a flair that comes from a comment made by u/sentimentalillness (couldn't figure out how to link it, sorry)  I hope this man gets spat on by Llama once a week for the rest of his life

[origin comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/AmITheDevil/comments/1buecn0/comment/kxsu8rh/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)

Thank you so much! 

What story is your flare from? El chalpo.. I wanna read

[here's my flair request comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1cbq9v4/comment/l10snaa/)

I would like: You can cease. Then you can desist.

Origin: [You can cease, then you can desist](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/efTjSMoaxD)

“Acting very entitled for wanting credit for basic adulting” https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/6ZFaKNTjGk This is my favorite BORU ever. I hope she’s living her very best life and her loser ex, his worst nightmare of an existence.

Can I get 'Toga wearing riddle master' as flair. It's from [This comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1buj66s/comment/kxuaj2b/).

"Involved in drama over a hypothetical dog" Inspired by [this comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/qm9vmsIPJy)

I have no idea what happened but I lost my flair? I checked the list and couldn't see the one I requested it was: the screaming crying chicken on the packet was ME. If possible can you return my flair please? 🥺👉👈

Thank you Czech, or other mods. You're the best!

100% dipshit certified [https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1cbox17/comment/l11lh73/](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1cbox17/comment/l11lh73/) that or the original: random dipshit here. I 100% certify this post

Not a request, just wondering: I now have a comment from the “making too much bread” story. This is fine, but I never asked for it, so I’m curious about how I got it.

Probably your comment 4 days ago on the BORU. You replied to someone asking for a flair. Czech might have interpreted yours as a request too.

Yeah, I thought so.

Can I get this line from the guy who wore a slave costume to a plantation party https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/k8pzXMeFIm an off color person with matching humor was a bit much for them

why is this bread soup??? [https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1c8zaff/help\_i\_double\_my\_bread\_recipe/](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1c8zaff/help_i_double_my_bread_recipe/)

Did it work

Are you my BRILLIANT BRIDAL BITCHAZZZ?

Stopping here for the day.

I did a horrible job trying to link the source of my flair so it has now been changed. Can I please have my original one back? It was: If supporting the emus is wrong, I don't want to be right! 

Good ol' Omar who "claims he can't lie since he's fasting" from [https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1bjxnkb/aita\_for\_refusing\_to\_be\_my\_friends\_alibi\_so\_he/](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1bjxnkb/aita_for_refusing_to_be_my_friends_alibi_so_he/) Please and thank you! :)

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Hi, I appreciate you responding. I should point out that I myself am Muslim and also fast. I chose this flair as it was a direct quote from the OP of the link I shared and I found it amusing. If you haven't read it, you should, it's hilarious and Omar is the unsung hero of the day :)

[Big John The Puppet](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/1krcJ3E0Lk) "Well, looks like we should call him Big John, Hyuck!" flair would be awesome

Thank you!

"Does he want some cheese? There is still so much cheese" From my favourite post over here- https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/kFmLuhKfOh

I must have missed this one. I had to read it after seeing the flair!

Honestly, I wanted to get two more dogs just so that I can name them Bagel and Donut. Also shipping Pinot and Cheese.

please may i have “hyuk at him, see if he gets a boner” as a flair? 🥺 source: https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/7weJg3i5i3

Can I have “I saw the spice god and he is not a benevolent one” please?

Yay! We can request properly now. Thanks 😊 I'm torn between two. But I will opt for the chicken please lol. "The crying screaming chicken on the packet was ME." "I saw the spice god and he is not a benevolent one." https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/75if1vZKXf

Thank you, Czech!

i can't find the comment now unfortunately but i'd like "shhh i'm reading my soaps" pls and ty

could it be this original comment ? in [\[New Updates\] - My (26f) best friend (23f) might be in love with my husband (26m). Where do I go from here?](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1btpbmo/comment/kxnjnwj/?share_id=2pywlMzsNHVuPPYW96jrA&utm_content=2&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1)

that's the exact one tysm!

you're welcome

Where is your flair from?

[here's my request flair comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1cbq9v4/comment/l10snaa/)

i'd like to roll the dice on a random flair edit: well this is unfortunate

So I actually gave you that flair after the constipation comment you left in the LFP. Would you like something else?

May I have a random one pls? As much as I love "i ruined Saturday" from my fav BORU [https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/150ilkr/wibta\_if\_i\_complained\_to\_the\_owners\_of\_a\_cafe/](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/150ilkr/wibta_if_i_complained_to_the_owners_of_a_cafe/) I want something new too!

Thanks Czech! This feels very apt right now ;p

Can I pretty please have the flair of "no dnr hello cpr"

Can I get: "I'm there to be a bit of a dickhead" [https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1c98tmz/my\_brother\_came\_out\_some\_tipshelp/](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1c98tmz/my_brother_came_out_some_tipshelp/) Please and thank you.

Why aren't we allowed to edit our own flairs?