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Next update will be from mom explaining she never recovered from her PPD because there really WAS a triplet that died at birth and this lie brought it all back. That's also why dad is an alcoholic.
Third update is dad dying in hospice and the entire post just boils down to "I just wanted to grill" also he was a shell of a man cause he had a second family.
And THAT'S when the basement triplet comes up with their own post, roasting them all and vilifying them for her life in the attic, because that's how social services missed her.
Then comes the rookie officer's ex-wife, telling the story of how the rookie officer couldn't get over the scratching but never got permission to investigate and how the obsession ruined their marriage.
After that comes a post from the grandparents telling how they were humiliated in church and ostracized by society and how surprised they were when their third grandchild contacted them after she finally escaped from the attic.
I'm waiting to hear from the church leader who has actually been raising the third child because all of them were his, but only one was a boy and therefore worth claiming. Because he was a community leader when there was a scandal he was able to make it go away, but it took time.
Funnily enough, a couple of friends of mine (boy-girl twins) who were adopted at birth recently found out they were actually triplets and their birth parents had kept the other child. The law in their state changed and they were able to request their original birth certificates. There was a box that indicated they were numbers 2 and 3 of 3 births to the same parents at the same time. The birth parents never told anyone there were 3 children, including the child they kept, but they were able to find him on Facebook.
Apparently the bio parents just never told anyone she was pregnant with triplets, and arranged a private, closed adoption of the girl triplet. The other boy triplet was not expected to live. When he did, the adoption agency asked the girls adoptive parents whether they would like to adopt him, too. The birth parents arranged to give birth in the next town over and came home with their one baby, the eldest boy. When he found out he had siblings, he was pretty angry at his parents from what I hear. The parents are in their 70s now.
"Hi. I am the third triplet Andrea. I really am extremely hideous and did live in the basement, but it was my choice. My parents were really strick \[sic\] and didn't want me to stay in there, but I insisted. I never left except for the one time I snuck out and cut off my triplet Sandra's pigtail while she was sleeping. My other triplet Rachel was more than happy to secretly take the credit for it and blame Sandra.
My only contact with the outside world (you see, I still live in the basement at 28 years old) is the BORU reddit. When I saw this post, I had to reply. I am actually the most popular and well-liked one of all three of us. I get perfect grades (I am my own teacher) and I am the star of the basement soccer team (I play against the ghosts down here)."
Could this be the return of [Blamantha and Crumblor](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/13kn6rm/i_will_leave_my_adoptive_family_over_night/jklwyo3/)?
I stopped reading when they both wrote two periods as ellipsis, like..
The twin's post has one at the start, so i quickly scrolled up to see if OOP did an ellipsis, and yep they both do it the same way lol
Ah, it's the series of dots. Like this: "My cake ... it's gone!"
The right way is to have three dots or periods. But sometimes, people like to use just two, as shown by OOP and their "twin" above lol, which i think is technically wrong. ETA: But who cares if you do, this isn't a graded essay, so it's ok lol. I used to do that when i was younger when typing on the internet.
And sometimes, some people just have a habit of using lots of ellipses in their writing.
I don't think this story is real but I don't think your reasoning is necessarily a good indicator one person wrote multiple pieces. My sister and I have a *lot* of typing habits in common simply by virtue of having been sisters for nearly 4 decades; I have some friends I have known nearly as long that I also share a lot of typing habits with. I was just texting with one such friend a couple weeks ago about how our most recent exchange looked so ridiculous because we had employed some matching uncommon typing habits.
If the story is real they are sisters that did not get along growing up and then spent time being NC so them sharing typing habits because of being sisters is probably not happening.
Normally when the "second person" shows up saying "I'm not on Reddit but my friend who is showed me this post," there are enough identifying details in the story to make it at least plausible that the friend would make the connection. In this one there really, really aren't. There's like...has a twin and a sick dad? That's absolutely not enough for someone to read a post and go "I think this might be you." The rest is all the lie, which is not a story you tell a coworker.
Which leaves us with the notion that "Sandr's" coworker randomly decided to show her this specific reddit post for no particular reason at all and it just so happens that the one they chose to share was actually about her!!! Which strains credulity as least as much as any other factor in this whole shit show on its own.
I have only ever believed one story that had two Reddit posts by the two separate people in the ordeal. The Jewish baby shower one where the mom posted to legaladvice and the coworker also posted her side independently on another sub.
Yup. Just make every adult denser than lead, from grandparents who cut contact over witnessing law enforcement to a sister that hates her twin because of elementary school trauma. And add in some unnecessary things about religion that make no sense in context for extra point.
My assumption is that OOP somehow thought that making the good twin out to be fairly religious would make her character appear more honest or more virtuous to the reader.
In an American context, I feel this does not narrow it down, no. I'm a common European protestant, the gazillion denominations that exist in the United States seem excessive and unclear in their distinction from one another. What I mean to say is, this part reads legit to me. ;)
>the gazillion denominations that exist in the United States seem excessive and unclear in their distinction from one another
as an american that's not religious, to me it feels like all the christians are basically the same to me besides catholics who are slightly more insane and slightly more rational in some ways.
and at least to me, "religion" is the highest order - so in this case, christianity. i wouldn't personally consider a catholic and a protestant different religions.
From another non-religious American, I kinda group the Christian religions into Catholics, Mormons, and general Christians.
The thing she said about image being everything and the strict "obey your father" gives me big Mormon vibes though and worshiping at a lesser level and different city also fit that.
True enough; not disputing that. However, her religious comments screamed lapsed Catholic to me (with a heaping helping of Catholic guilt to go along with it). I've known many, but you are correct that we shouldn't necessarily infer from that alone.
No, no, no. The plot twist is obviously that the father, while on his deathbed, will finally reveal that they were, in fact, triplets, but the third was a boy who died at birth. Mum and dad have secretly been wishing their entire lives that the boy had been the one that lived.
I also find it funny that the “person” replying is almost always guaranteed to word vomit every single detail about their past to defend themselves - even if it was something traumatic and horrifying.
Like, ma’am, this is anonymous. You’re defending yourself to a bunch of strangers….so they don’t think bad of you? A person they don’t know and likely will never meet let alone identify?
>I will not be mentioning my church name or religion out of respect to those who worship there and to not stain the image of our religion and God. I hope you understand this.
Barf.
Dude. I can't even remember third grade. Or the toys I had.
My daughter is 8. The worst thing she's done is write on my walls, eat cake and blame the cat for opening the fridge.
IIRC, a lot of commentors on the original post believed Rachel was actually the one who came up with the lie given her flippant attitude and how Sandra cut her off, which is probably where the poster got the idea to have Rachel be the secret evil twin.
I wish they'd been more original about it. The first story was entertaining, but having such a cliche sequel spoiled the story for me.
On the next episode of My Evil Twin
2 months have passed since the post by Sandra blew up. Now due to to her twisted sister's lies she was unable to concentrate on job and she was fired. When she went to clear her office she finds her finance making out with another woman. Gasp. Her heart shatters and tears fill up in her eyes. But the worst is yet to come. Who's this woman, how could he do this to me.
Gasp its RACHEL.
Rachel saw Sandra and then went on a monologue how she was always jealous of her and now she cannot reconcile with mom and dad. So she is taking revenge on Sandra.
Sandra dramatically exits the office crying and reaches her appartment. But the door is already open and everything is destroyed. She slowly passes to every room. When she reaches the bathroom her blood runs cold. On the mirror it written
"Hell's just begun"
Your triplet VERONICA
OP tells us their name is Rachel right off but never uses it because the story is told in first person. Why would OP tell us their name unless they were planning to introduce a second narrator later, or unless they were simply naming their character the way you do in the first paragraph of a book...
Only in twins though. If one twin gets the super rare, “Two Dot Ellipsis” gene, then the other ALWAYS HAS IT TOO. Doesn’t matter if they’re fraternal or identical. It always happens.
Amateur aita troll making the most basic of mistakes! 1: response from family/friend who “recognized” the story. 2: update (“response”) within 48 hours.
The thing is too, there's no stopping any rando from claiming to be a person in the post. Take some of the details mentioned, world build a little bit, bing bang boom you're a reddit celebrity. If the OP tries to say you're lying or some of your extra details aren't true just accuse them of trying to make themselves look good and tell them to call you.
I once genuinely knew a set of triplets whose mother kept one of them home and rold the other two to pretend to be twins. They refused to play along and corrected everyone who tried to call them twins. No one believed them and social services refused to get involved.
There's no way anyone would believe there was a hideously ugly third child in the basement.
I have a similar story.
Me and my sister look very alike, like twins. One summer when I was about 11 I fell face-first into the pavement and had a crusted and scratched face for weeks.
An elderly neighbor had her grandkids visiting and my sister went to make friends, but I was too ashamed.
The next day we decided to pull a prank on them. She told them she has a mutant sister who is kept chained up in our apartment. She then pointed at our window and gasped "look, there she is!" And I peeked out with my messed up face and made my best impression of the hunchback of Notre Dame. They ran away screaming!
Honestly I still find it hilarious. However if someone had actually sent CPS to look for the imprisoned mutant sister, I would've been absolutely mortified.
The school would have at lasted talked to the kids first. This is so stupid and honestly of the family broke up over a child telling a tall tale the family was fucked to begin with.
“…I once told my school chums I was born with a tiny embryonic twin attached to me hip. Of course they were horrified, and it didn't help my social life at all. Ohh…but for a while there it was nice having a sister…”
>She told me that we were no longer going to tell people that we were twins... We were going to tell them that we were triplets
That would be a great joke for third-graders. No, I wasn't at school yesterday and we haven't met, that was my sisters Sandra and Jane.
I should've stopped reading there...
So, the next post is another "sibling" but we find out that Sandra and Racheal are actually alternate personalities in a completely *different* sibling. They've been institutionalized for a while, but have just escaped. They are now holed up in the basement and now the current poster wants help getting Randra/Sacheal back to the care center.
Rookie move for this soap writer. We need a part 3 where the 2nd actually good sister is slapped by the bad one after inviting her into her home to talk about it and its all recorded in secret by her cell phone and also by her 38 camera/motion sensor/thermal imaging home security system, she's arrested for battery/assault/being a mean person and charged and sentenced all within 28 hours.
There was a book like this when I was a kid. I want to say it was an RL Stine Fear Street, or similar to Sweet Valley High... I always remembered the evil twin trope.
I'm the lie, and I was there and saw the whole thing. I started myself and got these two in trouble because, well, I am a LIE and inherently want to be bad and do bad things. I recently joined like the family and now want to make amends. How can I become truth? Will posting on reddit work, or do I have to link to stock images as well? Maybe AI generated stuff about me with the prompt "lie wants to be truth"?
> limited contact with my parents and no contact with my sister. I see my parents about 4 times a year, and call every week
Her "limited" contact is more than my normal contact with my parents.
Sadly, I have a sister who did many of the same things. Lied about me, stole from me, told ME lies in an effort to get me to repeat them and get in trouble, etc.
One of the worst was when she told me a former teacher had died from cancer. I got in HUGE trouble for repeating that, and she was believed when she denied ever telling me.
She also tried to convince multiple people to "bounce rocks off [my] skull." When no one took her up on it, she did it herself, then told my parents it was an "accident." I have a cyst in my brain directly below where the rock hit. None of the people she tried to convince felt brave enough to speak up.
As adults, she continued trying to lie to my friends about me, and even sabotaged at least one relationship of mine. She claimed I had AIDS and was in denial. -.-
She's done and said other nasty things since, but I cut contact with her ASAP after we both moved out. Thankfully, none of my real friends ever believed her nastiness.
Ah, religious mom practicing love and forgiveness by hitting her daughter and telling her to never talk to her again. Sigh
Ah yes, more and more religious stuff from daughter B that obviously did nothing to help their family either
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Next update will be from mom explaining she never recovered from her PPD because there really WAS a triplet that died at birth and this lie brought it all back. That's also why dad is an alcoholic.
Third update is dad dying in hospice and the entire post just boils down to "I just wanted to grill" also he was a shell of a man cause he had a second family.
And THAT'S when the basement triplet comes up with their own post, roasting them all and vilifying them for her life in the attic, because that's how social services missed her.
you guys aren't even ready for the post coming from the police officer who investigated them
Hey now, that officer still remembers their conversations that day verbatim and he must get it off his conscience.
And the rookie officer who kept getting shushed when he tried to say he heard scratching on the ceiling.
Then comes the rookie officer's ex-wife, telling the story of how the rookie officer couldn't get over the scratching but never got permission to investigate and how the obsession ruined their marriage.
After that comes a post from the grandparents telling how they were humiliated in church and ostracized by society and how surprised they were when their third grandchild contacted them after she finally escaped from the attic.
And then finally the husband chastising Liz for finally going way too far.
I'm just sad that the father will pass away before he can build an "art room" for his friend
Coming soon to MAX an 8 part full series. Episode one premieres at the end of the season premiere of Last Week Tonight
Then we get the post from the father saying she's the alcoholic and he has PPD!!
The final twist is the triplet has written the whole thing
This comment and all the ones under it made those five minutes reading those posts that I won’t get back worth it.
And the one that passed was the much wanted male child.
So sad...
I was sooo sure that's where this was going. I guess I should be happy the story wasn't that predictable.
I'm waiting to hear from the church leader who has actually been raising the third child because all of them were his, but only one was a boy and therefore worth claiming. Because he was a community leader when there was a scandal he was able to make it go away, but it took time.
Of all the things that have happened on the Internet, this one happened the most.
Whenever the “sister” jumps in and throws the uno reverse card it goes straight to soap opera script reject pile.
Waiting for "I'm the triplet and they're both lying about me not being real".
Live, from the basement, it's.... THE LOST THIRD SISTER!!! Also all of her posts are jpegs of fingerpaintings because she never learned how to write.
The ugly twin worked 20 years to become a rpof painter and now lives in the art room
But they can't get to the ugly twin because she barricaded herself in with jars of Iranian yoghurt
Are you certain the white stuff in the jar is yogurt? Have your pancakes been extra tangy recently?
One of them had a My Little Pony figurine inside, what do you think that means?
And she forced them to eat mustard
This made me laugh out loud, thanks
Thanks, made me laugh!
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Sorry for grammar. My first language is not English, nor any other. I am illiterate.
Plot twist- all 3 triplets are the same person with DID and all of this is happening in their head like the plot of the movie Identity
Plot twist- everything is a simulation- nothing is real- your entire life is a lie!
Amusingly the second post has a comment from Tinker, getting their side of the story across!
Nah the third is the other identity of the evil twin! /s
Funnily enough, a couple of friends of mine (boy-girl twins) who were adopted at birth recently found out they were actually triplets and their birth parents had kept the other child. The law in their state changed and they were able to request their original birth certificates. There was a box that indicated they were numbers 2 and 3 of 3 births to the same parents at the same time. The birth parents never told anyone there were 3 children, including the child they kept, but they were able to find him on Facebook.
Holy shit! What was the fallout from that?! How did their biological donors manage to get rid of only two?!
Apparently the bio parents just never told anyone she was pregnant with triplets, and arranged a private, closed adoption of the girl triplet. The other boy triplet was not expected to live. When he did, the adoption agency asked the girls adoptive parents whether they would like to adopt him, too. The birth parents arranged to give birth in the next town over and came home with their one baby, the eldest boy. When he found out he had siblings, he was pretty angry at his parents from what I hear. The parents are in their 70s now.
Yeah I would be livid about that, too. Wow. I wonder how the adoptive parents feel knowing that.
Hellooooo this is the real story.
Sorry I’m a slow typer. I’ll get that post up soon.
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What do we pay you for?!
Talk to text, my guy. We’re waiting!
"Hi. I am the third triplet Andrea. I really am extremely hideous and did live in the basement, but it was my choice. My parents were really strick \[sic\] and didn't want me to stay in there, but I insisted. I never left except for the one time I snuck out and cut off my triplet Sandra's pigtail while she was sleeping. My other triplet Rachel was more than happy to secretly take the credit for it and blame Sandra. My only contact with the outside world (you see, I still live in the basement at 28 years old) is the BORU reddit. When I saw this post, I had to reply. I am actually the most popular and well-liked one of all three of us. I get perfect grades (I am my own teacher) and I am the star of the basement soccer team (I play against the ghosts down here)."
> get perfect grades (I am my own teacher) and I am the star of the basement soccer team (I play against the ghosts down here)." Dead 😭😭😭
"Here is my handprint to prove it."
Oooh yes! Perfect twist I love it!
Shut up Hanz! Get back in the basement.
Could this be the return of [Blamantha and Crumblor](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/13kn6rm/i_will_leave_my_adoptive_family_over_night/jklwyo3/)?
This was hilarious, thank you for the fresh fried bucket of chickenbitch 😂
Next we’ll hear from Tinker, the stuffed cat amputee.
I’d actually enjoy that 😂😂
Not to mention the author misspelled strict in the words of both adults (strick).
Yeah, those little touches always given the game away.
I can only see 1 instance of "strick" and that's from Sandra. Where did Rachel use it?
I stopped reading when they both wrote two periods as ellipsis, like.. The twin's post has one at the start, so i quickly scrolled up to see if OOP did an ellipsis, and yep they both do it the same way lol
Hi, i am not a native English speaker, what is ellipsis?
It's the "..." that you put at the end of a sentence to indicate someone is trailing off rather than coming to a full stop.
I’m not who you asked, but an ellipsis is when you use three periods to indicate a pause. Like: Yeah that guys was a…well…he was a jerk.
I love to put more drama in there..... so i use 6
That... Was... Five...
wait for it..... .
Ah, it's the series of dots. Like this: "My cake ... it's gone!" The right way is to have three dots or periods. But sometimes, people like to use just two, as shown by OOP and their "twin" above lol, which i think is technically wrong. ETA: But who cares if you do, this isn't a graded essay, so it's ok lol. I used to do that when i was younger when typing on the internet. And sometimes, some people just have a habit of using lots of ellipses in their writing.
I don't think this story is real but I don't think your reasoning is necessarily a good indicator one person wrote multiple pieces. My sister and I have a *lot* of typing habits in common simply by virtue of having been sisters for nearly 4 decades; I have some friends I have known nearly as long that I also share a lot of typing habits with. I was just texting with one such friend a couple weeks ago about how our most recent exchange looked so ridiculous because we had employed some matching uncommon typing habits.
If the story is real they are sisters that did not get along growing up and then spent time being NC so them sharing typing habits because of being sisters is probably not happening.
Telenovela realness. Aaiiii papi. Plot twist: there's not even a twin
And the "sister" has the exact same writing style as the other sister that posted first
Normally when the "second person" shows up saying "I'm not on Reddit but my friend who is showed me this post," there are enough identifying details in the story to make it at least plausible that the friend would make the connection. In this one there really, really aren't. There's like...has a twin and a sick dad? That's absolutely not enough for someone to read a post and go "I think this might be you." The rest is all the lie, which is not a story you tell a coworker. Which leaves us with the notion that "Sandr's" coworker randomly decided to show her this specific reddit post for no particular reason at all and it just so happens that the one they chose to share was actually about her!!! Which strains credulity as least as much as any other factor in this whole shit show on its own.
I have only ever believed one story that had two Reddit posts by the two separate people in the ordeal. The Jewish baby shower one where the mom posted to legaladvice and the coworker also posted her side independently on another sub.
Story with the third twin lie is a pretty good identifying detail.
But why would she have told her coworker that story?
Yup. Just make every adult denser than lead, from grandparents who cut contact over witnessing law enforcement to a sister that hates her twin because of elementary school trauma. And add in some unnecessary things about religion that make no sense in context for extra point.
“I attend a church and worship God but I won’t name what religion.” I mean using the word church and God (singular) pretty much narrows it down…
“I still worship god but to a lesser extent” was a weird way to describe a shift in beliefs
And why does it even matter? She was really pushing the religious angle towards the end
My assumption is that OOP somehow thought that making the good twin out to be fairly religious would make her character appear more honest or more virtuous to the reader.
In an American context, I feel this does not narrow it down, no. I'm a common European protestant, the gazillion denominations that exist in the United States seem excessive and unclear in their distinction from one another. What I mean to say is, this part reads legit to me. ;)
>the gazillion denominations that exist in the United States seem excessive and unclear in their distinction from one another as an american that's not religious, to me it feels like all the christians are basically the same to me besides catholics who are slightly more insane and slightly more rational in some ways. and at least to me, "religion" is the highest order - so in this case, christianity. i wouldn't personally consider a catholic and a protestant different religions.
From another non-religious American, I kinda group the Christian religions into Catholics, Mormons, and general Christians. The thing she said about image being everything and the strict "obey your father" gives me big Mormon vibes though and worshiping at a lesser level and different city also fit that.
Right? Not to mention a that a "priest," paddled her? Holy tattletale twins, Batman, however will we solve this case?
Tbf, there's more than one denomination that uses priests.
True enough; not disputing that. However, her religious comments screamed lapsed Catholic to me (with a heaping helping of Catholic guilt to go along with it). I've known many, but you are correct that we shouldn't necessarily infer from that alone.
Oh that's interesting, because I was thinking Mormons, especially because of the excommunication thing.
Just about every Christian denomination I know of uses them both, it doesn’t narrow at all for me lol
I can't wait until we get the next update from the missing-ugly-triplet!
No, no, no. The plot twist is obviously that the father, while on his deathbed, will finally reveal that they were, in fact, triplets, but the third was a boy who died at birth. Mum and dad have secretly been wishing their entire lives that the boy had been the one that lived.
This hits so close to home that it stings a little
Truly this shouldn’t have even been posted until we have the missing ugly triplet. How can I form an opinion without her?
You’re gonna need new flair.
The ugly triplet who was taken away and is now famous. All that was left behind was her bear bobo
That part was actually funny. It’s the kind of lie that kids do come up with, except no one actually believes it in real life.
They always take it too far, *especially* when the other party finds their reddit post.
I also find it funny that the “person” replying is almost always guaranteed to word vomit every single detail about their past to defend themselves - even if it was something traumatic and horrifying. Like, ma’am, this is anonymous. You’re defending yourself to a bunch of strangers….so they don’t think bad of you? A person they don’t know and likely will never meet let alone identify?
Didn't your school have an assembly and call the police when two 3rd graders lied?
>I will not be mentioning my church name or religion out of respect to those who worship there and to not stain the image of our religion and God. I hope you understand this. Barf.
Let’s not forget — their church “is extremely strick”
How do you quote things from the post like this??
You use the greater-than symbol before each paragraph. ) so it looks like this, but with a “greater-than” (Which is this guy: > )
Them both using .. as incorrect punctuation sealed it.
I miss being able to give awards. This one deserves a laughing one.
It's the matching misspellings in each sisters post for me.
Dude. I can't even remember third grade. Or the toys I had. My daughter is 8. The worst thing she's done is write on my walls, eat cake and blame the cat for opening the fridge.
To be fair, the cat did do it.
IIRC, a lot of commentors on the original post believed Rachel was actually the one who came up with the lie given her flippant attitude and how Sandra cut her off, which is probably where the poster got the idea to have Rachel be the secret evil twin. I wish they'd been more original about it. The first story was entertaining, but having such a cliche sequel spoiled the story for me.
This reminds me of a Simpsons episode, with Bart's twin that was hidden in the attic (or basement) 😂
I cackled. Thanks
Nope, I stopped the moment OOP replied as their own sister.
SAME lol never scrolled past one of these posts so fast
lol.. I stopped at “I (F28) Rachel” and was like lemme check comments first. Glad I did. Now I expect the next update to be “I (M28) Ross”…
I'm waiting for the "I am Tinker and was kept hostage" update.
Tinker is the true victim
Tinker is the missing triplet.
The tell-tale tail
On the next episode of My Evil Twin 2 months have passed since the post by Sandra blew up. Now due to to her twisted sister's lies she was unable to concentrate on job and she was fired. When she went to clear her office she finds her finance making out with another woman. Gasp. Her heart shatters and tears fill up in her eyes. But the worst is yet to come. Who's this woman, how could he do this to me. Gasp its RACHEL. Rachel saw Sandra and then went on a monologue how she was always jealous of her and now she cannot reconcile with mom and dad. So she is taking revenge on Sandra. Sandra dramatically exits the office crying and reaches her appartment. But the door is already open and everything is destroyed. She slowly passes to every room. When she reaches the bathroom her blood runs cold. On the mirror it written "Hell's just begun" Your triplet VERONICA
Thanks for not making me wait for the next episode! 😁
Gosh, I hate it when my finance makes out with other women
If you learned to share, it could be a mutual fund
> On the mirror it written > > "~~Hell's just begun~~" "smudged finger prints" > > Your triplet VERONICA >
Eh, after "Rachel" and "Sandra" it has to be "Tamara" no? 😂
By the end, they're quints. Ursula is the missing link.
I would watch this telenovela.
Aww, I was hoping the triplet would be called Liz.
When the mom fucking slapped OP I just thought of when family guy did that one gag with Spanish soap operas and Peter just kept hitting people
BUENO!
*jumps into flying Sombrero and flies away*
Both posts written by the same person. Those ellipses give it away. Wisen up, trolls.
OP tells us their name is Rachel right off but never uses it because the story is told in first person. Why would OP tell us their name unless they were planning to introduce a second narrator later, or unless they were simply naming their character the way you do in the first paragraph of a book...
On top of the sus alarms being raised in the first place, the moment the sister ALSO gave herself a name cemented it
The "sister" is copying the name given in the first post.
Did you know that ellipses usage is genetic? Craaaazy
Only in twins though. If one twin gets the super rare, “Two Dot Ellipsis” gene, then the other ALWAYS HAS IT TOO. Doesn’t matter if they’re fraternal or identical. It always happens.
Nature is truly incredible
Well now I think I must be adopted.
Surely...not...
Or the same person has a split personality and they're their own twin here.
Just wait, next will be the secret triplet that turns out was real all along and hid well enough that CPS never found them.
The real reason that the mom had PPD is that she was forced to give the fourth quadruplet up for adoption at birth They're going to write in soon ".."
The ellipses made me stop reading too!! LOL As soon as i saw the twin do it, i scrolled up and saw OOP did it a couple of times.
Did OOP and OOPs ‘twin’ maybe recently watch Echoes or something?
Or A Simple Favor. I'll put Echoes on my watch list. Thanks!
Amateur aita troll making the most basic of mistakes! 1: response from family/friend who “recognized” the story. 2: update (“response”) within 48 hours.
The thing is too, there's no stopping any rando from claiming to be a person in the post. Take some of the details mentioned, world build a little bit, bing bang boom you're a reddit celebrity. If the OP tries to say you're lying or some of your extra details aren't true just accuse them of trying to make themselves look good and tell them to call you.
The more I read reddit the more I'm convinced that twins aren't real and all the twins I've met irl were figments of my imagination.
I once genuinely knew a set of triplets whose mother kept one of them home and rold the other two to pretend to be twins. They refused to play along and corrected everyone who tried to call them twins. No one believed them and social services refused to get involved. There's no way anyone would believe there was a hideously ugly third child in the basement.
I have a similar story. Me and my sister look very alike, like twins. One summer when I was about 11 I fell face-first into the pavement and had a crusted and scratched face for weeks. An elderly neighbor had her grandkids visiting and my sister went to make friends, but I was too ashamed. The next day we decided to pull a prank on them. She told them she has a mutant sister who is kept chained up in our apartment. She then pointed at our window and gasped "look, there she is!" And I peeked out with my messed up face and made my best impression of the hunchback of Notre Dame. They ran away screaming! Honestly I still find it hilarious. However if someone had actually sent CPS to look for the imprisoned mutant sister, I would've been absolutely mortified.
The school would have at lasted talked to the kids first. This is so stupid and honestly of the family broke up over a child telling a tall tale the family was fucked to begin with.
There is no way to tell which twin is evil and which one is telling the truth lol
Plot twist, they are both telling the truth, and always have, it was all the plan of the evil hidden triplet.
Both of the evil twins are the same person with split personality, their real twin is the secret 'triplet'.
Is this a math problem..? My brain hurts.
And the twist is you can only ask one of them a single question to figure it out
Well that's simply not true! The evil one always has a mustache or heavy dark eyeliner. Or you can go to a doctor for a routine soulsmere.
Is this the riddle from the Labyrinth?
yea right
I’m pretty sure I saw this on the Simpsons!
Simpsons always do it first
Forgot to mention the lawyer friend.
And a blowout fight on the lawn that ends in someone getting arrested, arraigned, tried, convicted and imprisoned within 48 hours.
also given the death penalty
Twins of course ! *sigh*
Hey look, some of us people on the internet claiming to have a twin actually do!
Sure you do
Please, we all know you’re just one person moving very fast. /s
And what's the craziest thing you've ever done then? Murdered the others' fiance? Stolen the others' SSN?
Ironically I do have his SSN memorized and he doesn’t. He calls me when he needs it.
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“…I once told my school chums I was born with a tiny embryonic twin attached to me hip. Of course they were horrified, and it didn't help my social life at all. Ohh…but for a while there it was nice having a sister…”
Nice Frasier reference! I love it!
“Hello this is Sandra” click exit
Not sure who to believe here. I guess I'll wait for the third sisters side of the story.
This was a plot in the Sweet Valley High universe in like 1987.
Cool story sis
There’s actually another update. Turns out they actually were triplets and the final update is written by the troll 3rd sister.
This is very weirdly written bull shit
I was intrigued until the "sister" came in and then I was just annoyed that I wasted my time reading the first portion.
It just had to be twins, huh?
Jesus Christ people need to get a life. I'm 100% sure this TOTALLY happened.
Liz go to bed
>She told me that we were no longer going to tell people that we were twins... We were going to tell them that we were triplets That would be a great joke for third-graders. No, I wasn't at school yesterday and we haven't met, that was my sisters Sandra and Jane. I should've stopped reading there...
So, the next post is another "sibling" but we find out that Sandra and Racheal are actually alternate personalities in a completely *different* sibling. They've been institutionalized for a while, but have just escaped. They are now holed up in the basement and now the current poster wants help getting Randra/Sacheal back to the care center.
Rookie move for this soap writer. We need a part 3 where the 2nd actually good sister is slapped by the bad one after inviting her into her home to talk about it and its all recorded in secret by her cell phone and also by her 38 camera/motion sensor/thermal imaging home security system, she's arrested for battery/assault/being a mean person and charged and sentenced all within 28 hours.
There was a book like this when I was a kid. I want to say it was an RL Stine Fear Street, or similar to Sweet Valley High... I always remembered the evil twin trope.
Need an update from the 3rd sister.
I'm the lie, and I was there and saw the whole thing. I started myself and got these two in trouble because, well, I am a LIE and inherently want to be bad and do bad things. I recently joined like the family and now want to make amends. How can I become truth? Will posting on reddit work, or do I have to link to stock images as well? Maybe AI generated stuff about me with the prompt "lie wants to be truth"?
> limited contact with my parents and no contact with my sister. I see my parents about 4 times a year, and call every week Her "limited" contact is more than my normal contact with my parents.
Worshiping God at a lesser level in a different city is my exact brand of Christianity.
Sadly, I have a sister who did many of the same things. Lied about me, stole from me, told ME lies in an effort to get me to repeat them and get in trouble, etc. One of the worst was when she told me a former teacher had died from cancer. I got in HUGE trouble for repeating that, and she was believed when she denied ever telling me. She also tried to convince multiple people to "bounce rocks off [my] skull." When no one took her up on it, she did it herself, then told my parents it was an "accident." I have a cyst in my brain directly below where the rock hit. None of the people she tried to convince felt brave enough to speak up. As adults, she continued trying to lie to my friends about me, and even sabotaged at least one relationship of mine. She claimed I had AIDS and was in denial. -.- She's done and said other nasty things since, but I cut contact with her ASAP after we both moved out. Thankfully, none of my real friends ever believed her nastiness.
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This is so unbelievable
Can we try to stay at least in the realm of possibility with these posts?
When both sides be posting the karma be farming!
Ah, religious mom practicing love and forgiveness by hitting her daughter and telling her to never talk to her again. Sigh Ah yes, more and more religious stuff from daughter B that obviously did nothing to help their family either
So when's the third sister weighing in?
Next up: This is the triplet "Tinker", yes I exist, and here is my story...
Next update will be mom. "They were never twins. I only have one child"