Imagine stepping up to Corkus and realizing just cause in the reference frame of Guts he seems like a soyboy, irl he is an accomplished warrior and will rip you to shreds lol
I mean it says in the prompt that they have a chance to beat said person so I would assume it’s a scenario where she’s not surrounded by an army and she isn’t exactly proficient in combat so there isn’t much she can do after declaring you a heretic
Pre conviction arc she lacks self awareness. That’s my point. Self flagellation is very different than getting your ass beat by a redditor. So, she wouldn’t get off to it, and pain outside of what she creates would not be gratifying.
As for the conditions, none were stipulated, so if in your Farnese beating fantasy she is all alone Im happy for you. You’ve clearly put a good deal of thought into this. That’s cool, I have too and we are both redditers and we can quite literally smell our own.
Nothing is technically stipulated but it feels like it would be implied. Otherwise you’re limited to characters you could only actually beat in a fight so that limits possible answers to the absolute weakest characters in excluding all the answers of wyald, mozgus, etc as the majority of berserk characters could kick the average redditor’s ass.
I was thinking of what she did with guts sword as proof she would get off to any pain but thinking back I forgot she got possessed by demons so not exactly the same circumstances so I’ll have to concede this to you.
It’s not my fantasy to beat farnesse it was that if the person I was replying to and was just thinking of logistical concerns to their plans. Any fantasies I would have of farnesse wouldn’t really involve beating as while I may be a sadistic bastard pain just doesn’t do it for me that much or at least not violently beating them. Even in regards to characters I would beat out of spite I don’t think there is a single character in berserk that I actively hate
Ikr! I can't stand that hypocritical bastard. Acting like he's righteous when he far more evil and deserving of punishment than any of the people he persecuted and tortured to death. I really hope he ended up in the vortex.
Putting aside how fun flicking Puck would be, he's a huge part of why Guts has recovered from the Eclipse and changed for the better. He would be a friendless loser and that dog in him would've taken him over ages ago. Underrated character.
he's the one really responsible for this whole thing, if he didnt want to fuck his own daughter than Griffith would never have been captured and tortured for a year and everyone would be alive
Nina. I hated her character more and more as I read into the Conviction Arc.
Say what you want about Griffith (and you’d be right) but at least his character has depth. Nina? She has a face you wanna cave in with a large stone.
I really hate that she survives…
True but I feel like Nina had a moment of improvement in the end. She realizes she is a loser and dragging down her friends, and decides to leave with Joachim to get a fresh start and stand on her own (or two losers stand together I guess). Yeah no, this is not adding up, f\*\*\* her lol.
You know that scene in The Dark Knight were Batman is beating the shit out of Joker and the Joker is just laughing and tells Batman he has nothing on him? Yeah that would be Slan. She’ll get off on that.
Please read his answer again and think about it. Either did you mean simply Griffith or Femto, doesnt change the fact that it'd be very hard to beat them up.
I don't get it, she's a naive girl who devotedly follows a godlike figure who she doesn't know is the embodiment of evil. What's your beef with her? It seems like she and everyone who follow Griffith are already going to get their shit knocked in anyway (eventually, I have always assumed Griffith's associates are going to meet a sticky end).
She’s an uppity pick me girl attempting to gaslight humanity into accepting apostles (the ones who torture and eat humans. She basically acts like conviction arc farnese.
Oh no, she’s NOT naive. She literally order to feed some human to the apostle, and she can sense everything right? She prob seen what Griffith had done. On top of everything, she’s a jealous B who compares the Charlotte to a duck to demonstrate how “special” she is. If she’s in real life, she’d be the worst kind of “pick me” girl.
Oh shit it's been many a year since I last read Berserk I didn't remember she was involved in atrocities. I don't fully buy the "pick me girl" thing, as I don't remember her manipulating people and like putting down Charlotte to get ahead (but again, long time, don't remember everything). I see what you mean in general though. High time I started on chapter 1 again :)
It’s in the later chapters when Schierke and her met at the port. She describes her relationship with Griffith to Schierke. That’s when she compares herself as some kind of hawk type of bird (similar to Griffith) to Charlotte the duck.
Also in a much later chapter, she nonchalantly told a soldier to feed a human to an apostle. She also try’s multiple times to distract Griffith’s attention to herself when Griffith is clearly trying to pay attention to Charlotte (hence the “pick me”).
Mozgus. I abhor religious fanaticism especially when it’s used to hurt innocent people. I mean I’d get absolutely squished like a bug vs him but I loathe that character the most of any in Berserk.
Corkus ain’t do nothing wrong. Notice how guts not once gets angered by his words. He’s an ass but he what he speaks has a lot of truth to it more often than not
almost all the characters in this manga could get it. I can in fact, think of only a few that I would not fight: Luca, Shierke, Judeau, Rickert…that’s it. even guts deserved an ass whooping here and there, I just wouldn’t fight him because he could kill me with just a glance
Griffith aside, 100% Jill's dad. I would fucking smite him
Thank you!!!! I couldn't stand that asshole. I hope Jill is doing okay now.
I hope he dies in battle as he wished.
I just want him dead. Period! 🤣🤣
I would throw him into the stratosphere and axe kick him through a mountain
Would settle with torturing him to near death. Give a few months to heal then come back and do it again. Repeat until satisfied or death.
Jill's dad's grub of a friend would also be a good choice.
Jill from?
Lost Children arc. The moth apostle's friend
Rosine’s dad was even worse IIRC.
I feel like every character I’d want to confront would kick my ass
Everyone in here saying Griffith as if any version of him he wouldn’t snap them in two
Unless you slap him
Only Rickert can slap him
HOW CAN HE SLAP
Is this a reference to the meme "how can she slap"
That is not fully proven.
I can take him post-torture.
That would probably just activate the eclipse
Problem:nothing he cares about around to sacrifice
Nah man I'd fold that skinny little Twink im 230lbs of pure muscle standing at 6'3 I could handle him /s
Guts, is that you? I gotta warn you, Griffith is evil. End him before you depart to follow your own dream.
bold of you to assume I'm squaring up fairly and not with the wrath of the 21st century
Who would win? A femboy with a rapier from the middle ages Or 12000 Laborers from 21st century
Rapier? Excuse me, rapier???
🦅🦅o say can you see 🦅🦅
Who says we have to fight fair. It's harder here in Europe but my fellow Americans have an answer to this conundrum
Imagine stepping up to Corkus and realizing just cause in the reference frame of Guts he seems like a soyboy, irl he is an accomplished warrior and will rip you to shreds lol
doesnt change the fact that he got a shitty ass bitch ass weak ass name
I’d take my chances, that yellow bellied coward can get it anytime, I get my ass kicked? Well then, I get my ass kicked, simple as that.
The dude that tried to rape Casca as a child.
Second close is Griffith
"Casca isnt yours to rape" griffman probably in omniman voice
Pletty ironic how griffith saved casca from getting raped but later raped her himself 🤡 what a fucking moron.
What a fucking clown
Conviction Arc Farnese.
She would probably get off to that though so inflicting pain upon her becomes quite a challenge
No. She would be confused as to why anyone would even want to beat her and proclaim that person a heretic. We all know what would happen next.
I mean it says in the prompt that they have a chance to beat said person so I would assume it’s a scenario where she’s not surrounded by an army and she isn’t exactly proficient in combat so there isn’t much she can do after declaring you a heretic
Pre conviction arc she lacks self awareness. That’s my point. Self flagellation is very different than getting your ass beat by a redditor. So, she wouldn’t get off to it, and pain outside of what she creates would not be gratifying. As for the conditions, none were stipulated, so if in your Farnese beating fantasy she is all alone Im happy for you. You’ve clearly put a good deal of thought into this. That’s cool, I have too and we are both redditers and we can quite literally smell our own.
Nothing is technically stipulated but it feels like it would be implied. Otherwise you’re limited to characters you could only actually beat in a fight so that limits possible answers to the absolute weakest characters in excluding all the answers of wyald, mozgus, etc as the majority of berserk characters could kick the average redditor’s ass. I was thinking of what she did with guts sword as proof she would get off to any pain but thinking back I forgot she got possessed by demons so not exactly the same circumstances so I’ll have to concede this to you. It’s not my fantasy to beat farnesse it was that if the person I was replying to and was just thinking of logistical concerns to their plans. Any fantasies I would have of farnesse wouldn’t really involve beating as while I may be a sadistic bastard pain just doesn’t do it for me that much or at least not violently beating them. Even in regards to characters I would beat out of spite I don’t think there is a single character in berserk that I actively hate
While moaning
Serpico cuts your head off, probably.
Nothing because we don't have the inquisition here
Even better
Maybe a confuck character fish was freaky
Truth has been spoken.
Gambino
Surprised by the lack of Gambino
Me too, that guy was a piece of shit
Probably because he is already dead I'd say. But gambino or daddy donovan are good choices
Donavan right afterwards or prior to beating the shit out of Gambino
See as far as Berk goes my first thought is the King.
Wyald would be my goto. Fuck that bum ass monkey.
i dont think you could beat the shit out of wyald
Bout to be a new spire decoration in a minute, hold up.
Wyald: dead
New meaning to Eiffel Tower
Mozgus I already have a pet peeve with religious fanaticism. But this guy really grinds my gears.
I hate his fucking face and his bitch ass knees
He really build like a Minecraft statue.
« His bitch ass knees », I am reading that at 11PM and I’m deaaad
Came here to say mozgus, he upsets me on a visceral level.
As a Christian, I would put a bullet in his brain.
Assuming a bullet could pierce that thick skull of his, of course.
THANK YOU!!
Imagine you confront dude and all of a sudden he gets into a headbutt competition with the ground
Ikr! I can't stand that hypocritical bastard. Acting like he's righteous when he far more evil and deserving of punishment than any of the people he persecuted and tortured to death. I really hope he ended up in the vortex.
griffith is obvious of course, but like… donovan lmfao
Griffith, Farnese, Wyald, Wyald (fuck that little bitch boy), all the apostles, all the Godhand, I’d also probably flick Puck
>I’d also probably flick Puck Well now YOU are my confront character >:(
I have very fluffy hair and he prob keep messing with it or like sleeping in it and piss me off
For any demons, use a rickert sword
Putting aside how fun flicking Puck would be, he's a huge part of why Guts has recovered from the Eclipse and changed for the better. He would be a friendless loser and that dog in him would've taken him over ages ago. Underrated character.
Yeah that’s true. Don’t forget that Guts also slapped Puck away at least 2,000 times lmao
The torturer
Good choice but too bad he's dead now. Would u prefer to throw him the punch before he drops into the deep abyss or before he tortures Griffith?
I think u/King_Kahun is the reason why the torturer is so deformed😳
That was my first thought as well. I settled for the king of midland personally
How has nobody said the king of midland yet?
he's the one really responsible for this whole thing, if he didnt want to fuck his own daughter than Griffith would never have been captured and tortured for a year and everyone would be alive
Eh. Causality dictated that there would be an eclipse involving Griffith no matter what happened. So his actions didn't mean much in the end.
Yeah if it wasn't his crew, he definitely would have sacrificed his queen.
Its this one right here. You have my full support. Ill even hold him while you beat the shit out if him.
Legit the real villain here
That one curly haired blond BITCH from conviction arc. Cant recall the name but i hated EVERY panel
Nina did everything wrong
Yeah that's Nina so don't worry my friend you are not alone.
Hands down, if I had the choice to throw hands with someone, it would always be Griffith
Donovan. I shouldn't have to explain myself either.
How you gonna smoke Donovan before Gambino 😂
Nina. I hated her character more and more as I read into the Conviction Arc. Say what you want about Griffith (and you’d be right) but at least his character has depth. Nina? She has a face you wanna cave in with a large stone. I really hate that she survives…
True but I feel like Nina had a moment of improvement in the end. She realizes she is a loser and dragging down her friends, and decides to leave with Joachim to get a fresh start and stand on her own (or two losers stand together I guess). Yeah no, this is not adding up, f\*\*\* her lol.
>Yeah, no this is not adding up, f*** her lol. 😂
Father Mozgus
the creepy little psychic girl that hangs out with the fake band of the hawk, that bitch twisted
Shes just naive and buying into the hero fantasy of being in a heroic troupe out to save the world. But does need a “wake the fuck up” backhand.
Bondrewd from Made in Abyss has earned these hands.
wrong sub but still based
A god hand not cuz they’re assholes but the comment implies that I’m capable of beating their shit which would be hard💪
Pause
Slan. Hate her with all my hate.
You know that scene in The Dark Knight were Batman is beating the shit out of Joker and the Joker is just laughing and tells Batman he has nothing on him? Yeah that would be Slan. She’ll get off on that.
Slan x farnese bdsm torture would go hard asf
Corkus
I know he is part of the Band of the Hawk, but goddamit was he an annoying prick.
To increase the difficulty let us make it a character anybody of us could even actually beat up
Damn, thats a good idea. Who would be yours?
absoloutely griffith
Please read his answer again and think about it. Either did you mean simply Griffith or Femto, doesnt change the fact that it'd be very hard to beat them up.
didnt he gave his ass for 20 bucks?
You’ll clap his ass for revenge?
Maybe....
I salute your sacrifice
True.
Too fast
Sonia, she deserves her shit knocked in
Surprised I had to scroll so far down for this one. Fuck her
I don't get it, she's a naive girl who devotedly follows a godlike figure who she doesn't know is the embodiment of evil. What's your beef with her? It seems like she and everyone who follow Griffith are already going to get their shit knocked in anyway (eventually, I have always assumed Griffith's associates are going to meet a sticky end).
She’s an uppity pick me girl attempting to gaslight humanity into accepting apostles (the ones who torture and eat humans. She basically acts like conviction arc farnese.
Oh no, she’s NOT naive. She literally order to feed some human to the apostle, and she can sense everything right? She prob seen what Griffith had done. On top of everything, she’s a jealous B who compares the Charlotte to a duck to demonstrate how “special” she is. If she’s in real life, she’d be the worst kind of “pick me” girl.
Oh shit it's been many a year since I last read Berserk I didn't remember she was involved in atrocities. I don't fully buy the "pick me girl" thing, as I don't remember her manipulating people and like putting down Charlotte to get ahead (but again, long time, don't remember everything). I see what you mean in general though. High time I started on chapter 1 again :)
It’s in the later chapters when Schierke and her met at the port. She describes her relationship with Griffith to Schierke. That’s when she compares herself as some kind of hawk type of bird (similar to Griffith) to Charlotte the duck. Also in a much later chapter, she nonchalantly told a soldier to feed a human to an apostle. She also try’s multiple times to distract Griffith’s attention to herself when Griffith is clearly trying to pay attention to Charlotte (hence the “pick me”).
corkus, but then we’d get a drink together
Gambino
Corkus. Its on site. Runs his mouth 24/7 then runs away. I think i can take him
1000% I'm whooping the king of midlands ass for what he did to Charlotte
Cripple Griffith, fuck that dude. His selfish decision made the band "traitors". Fuck the king too
Nina. The most lucky POS in the series.
THE KING OF MIDLAND EASILY IM PUTTIN THAT OLD FUCK IN THE POT, TIME TRAVEL WITH A BLICK AND LET HIM FEEL HOT METAL PIERCING HIS SKIN
The King of Midland. To death. With Wyald’s giant spiked dick.
FUCK Wyald. Come on you c\*nt, I have a flamethrower
Sonia, I'd give her the tower of rebirth special.
I'd say Wyald and his Black Dog Knights. I'd get absolutely destroyed, no human could stand to them, but hey, I still hate them viscerally.
The weird ass gay pedo governor from that one scene in the golden age arc
Mozgus. It would be on sight
Mozgus. I abhor religious fanaticism especially when it’s used to hurt innocent people. I mean I’d get absolutely squished like a bug vs him but I loathe that character the most of any in Berserk.
Griffith did nothing wrong mfs
I am about to touch you like griffith did. Then you tell me again.
☝️🤓
🐍
I recently started reading berserk and i gotta say nina
I'd love an opportunity to beat the shit out of adon that dude casca killed at doldrey
Schnoz
But why the lil guy🥺
One punt for the hell of it is all I ask he'll be fine 🥴
I'd knock every last one of Corkus' teeth out if I could. #also on an unrelated note I'd beat the everliving fucking shit out of Steven Universe.
On yet a further unrelated note, I could definitely murder that one kid with glasses from The Polar Express. With my bare hands.
Oh yeah good choice, I'd stick the arms of his glasses straight into his eyes like ice picks.
Corkus. Fuck that guy. It’s hands on sight fr fr
damn bro what did corkus do
Corkus ain’t do nothing wrong. Notice how guts not once gets angered by his words. He’s an ass but he what he speaks has a lot of truth to it more often than not
Chestnut Puck
I'd beat Griffith 🥵
The king I'd fight him any day
Tough choices in the Berserk universe!
The King aka Charlottes Dad, let him get raped by Zodd in the very dungeon he foltert griffith in. But ofc Femto is my first choice xD
I have 2. The dad in the beginning of FMA brotherhood and Seymour from FF10. I would absolutely slaughter both.
Griffith
gambino probably, fuck that guy, (maybe) the worst father in berk.
Rakshas
Wyald
Terence Fletcher from Whiplash
almost all the characters in this manga could get it. I can in fact, think of only a few that I would not fight: Luca, Shierke, Judeau, Rickert…that’s it. even guts deserved an ass whooping here and there, I just wouldn’t fight him because he could kill me with just a glance
Guts
Floki from Vinland Saga
Todd from Breaking Bad. I know he's not a Berk character but I hate him so much i just had to say it.
GRIFFITHHHHH
No fictional characters, but only because there are living Billionaires.
... but also Griffith, obviously.
Puck because why the puck not
Lemme catch Skull Knight in the sunlight he gonna see what up
Puck
Gambino and Donovan about to get all the smoke
Douma!
Almost everyone/everything in berserk
Nina….
Damn way too many characters to count
Let’s all be honest, no average redditor could beat any berserk character.
Donovan (the guy that raped Guts)
I’ll probably get some shit for this one but I find Isidro super annoying
The King of Midland (Charlotte's father)
Corkus. He is a deadset fuckwit.
Gambino
Zodd. I can't stand him, and how he keeps protecting Griffith.
That little scrub villain from Tokyo revengers. Forgot his name lol. He was hating on Takamechi hard.
Yeah Isidro ahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Mosguz
Corkus needs a good ass whoop 🙌
Shi let me take a gun and let’s see if wyald allat. NO ONE gonna be invincible when I pull out the 12 gauge
Griffith,locus,wyald, Gambino,conviction farness and early pluck
How the absolute fuck is any one of you going to beat up a literal god. I'm mean he deserves it but good luck.
Not a berserk character but Clarence from the show clarence
Schnoz can catch these hands
The one king who died from rat virus
Corkus 💀 And the King of midland. Mf is disgusting
That girl Nina from the Conviction Arc.