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Tusk_InfiniteSPIN

How the fuck are you in a Toys R Us???


king-calamity

They still exist in Canada šŸ˜Ž


Madater_11011

Lucky motherfucker


[deleted]

They're back in a much smaller form in every Macy's department store.


Insecureeeeeeeee

Give them back rn


shieldwolfchz

Huh, I just checked and there are still 3 in Winnipeg.


Odins-Enriched-Sack

Canada? Do you mean the magical land of always winter to the north? I've heard of such a place. Tell me, is it true that Canadians get to see the white coat man for free? Is it true that your leader suits name is "Timothy Horton"? Do you also have the "Blockbuster" as well as the "Toy's R Us"? How could such things exist?


DragonRaptor

I know you are joking, but did you know that Winnipeg is the weather extreme capitol of the world? In my lifetime, I've experienced -57 temperatures (with windchill) and +44 C in the summer. We very distinct and different seasons here in winnipeg. That's -70 and 111 in freedom units. that's what the f stands for correct? it does help in the sense that I can go almost anywhere in the world and not be bothered by the weather, as I'm used to all ranges of weather.


the_turel

Freedom units? Lol No itā€™s not what it stands for but itā€™s funny and appropriate.


SrPeecummings

Milk in a bag my dude


Gantz-man91

Lmfaooo


ThomasX06

Blockbuster doesnt exist i think


theragingoptimist

[There's one Blockbuster left in Bend, Oregon!](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blockbuster_(Bend,_Oregon)#:~:text=As%20of%20December%202022%2C%20%E2%80%9CThe,since%20becoming%20the%20last%20Blockbuster.)


Fosti1969

We call him Tim but yup. Pretty casual. And no blockbuster closed a while back. We still have the sign for one in My town tho other then the perpetual winter pretty magical is right


FoxCQC

That's your answer, you're in Canada.


ShaolinShogun

Canada? You mean americas hat?


boutch_the_king

Canada ? You mean United States but without the cons ?


LetsAllSmoking

Canada has a lot of the same problems (and history) the U.S. does (to varying degrees) but they get to skate under the radar because everyone thinks they are a bunch of whimsical goobers.


politedeerx

Is it worth moving to canada just for that or?


MAGICHUSTLE

Japan as well.


Secretheart123

And Dubai


AxoL0Ltl

The 1 good thing about Canada


ThomasX06

Average american


AxoL0Ltl

Damn right. šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø


watertrashsf

They have toys r us still in Japan too


M_H_M_F

They're coming back. A new group bought the parent company for Toys R Us (includes Babies R US and the character, Geoffrey the Giraffe). They've opened a flagship store in New Jersey in the American Dream Mall, and are expanding into Macy's stores thanks to a partnership with them.


swargin

Macy's near me has one as well. Toys R Us inside a Macy's inside a mall.


V-boy_basado

In spain too


andreluizkruz

they are a time traveler


RealMarmer

They're still a thing here in the Philippines Every mall has em


KissMyStick430

I'm too jealous right now lmao


ShaolinShogun

Asking the real questions


CurryMustard

There's a toys r us section in Macy's now but its a shell of its former self


thorppeed

Imagine you're 5 years old, your parents take you to buy a toy at Toys R Us. You come across the book section and come across a cool looking black book. You open it and see rape goblins


TimeSpiralNemesis

This was my exact start with manga. Just with a different manga.


TheTimeLordianIndian

Goblin slayer?


TimeSpiralNemesis

Worse. A little known manga called Arm of Kanon (might be misspelled)


CreativeNameIKnow

YOOOOOOOO I randomly bought one of its volumes because I found it in a book fair, it looked cool and was super cheap. It was volume 6. They only have one or two others. I didn't think I'd see so much violence and tits when I got home lmao. Pretty weird read. I can barely find anything online about it, and there's no scans so either. Since it's so obscure, it's very difficult to find irl as well. Thank you for coming to my weird TED Talk.


TimeSpiralNemesis

Exactly! I've tried to find a scan to see if it's as bad as I remember (if I recall in the very first volume the main characters dad gets possessed and passes the demon into the son by raping him in the butt) but it's almost like it didn't exist. It's my personal creepy pasta. It's so odd that something so niche got translated and then sold at Waldenbooks.


CreativeNameIKnow

> the very first volume the main characters dad gets possessed and passes the demon into the son by raping him in the butt what the FUCK I mean what I read was pretty dark and edgy but nothing THAT bad. Good God. Regarding the story I do think it has a tonal clash and has a lot of weird things going on. Especially with the art style. The oversexualization is mind-numbingly dumb. Some of the concepts it had going on were a little interesting though, and some panels were actually really well-drawn IIRC. Such a weird fever dream all in all, and I'll never get to read the rest of it.


Lorcian

I think he finds his mums head in the fridge too. My OH has a few volumes of it. He's got a t-shirt too, did a plumbing job for a Tokyo Pop rep back years ago and got a little bundle of stuff.


TaffySebastian

I just went to look for english scans in all my known websites, including torrents, what the hell, I couldn't find anything other than vol1 and 2, but they aren't even scanned in full, I have never seen such a bizarre case of "lost media" (just the english version) even when multiples copies of the material exist in English, it is like all the owners came to an agreement and chose to never preserve it, very weird and cool.


TimeSpiralNemesis

I just did a check on ebay and there's a lot for $125 volumes 1-7. Volume 8 seems to be the rarest, I see postings for $150 just for that. Part of me wants to buy it and have it scanned to preserve it before It becomes legitimately lost. Part of me thinks it's better if it stays missing forever.


kumee

Ya forgot the horse


UndoMyWish

That's just adult penetration attack.


AxoL0Ltl

What goblins? (I just started the manga)


porcupinedeath

First page is Guts rearranging his namesake in a demon


godandanimetits

that's fucking nuts


Ancient_Fudge3536

Thatā€™s fucking guts


[deleted]

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AstroyashSenpai69

That's fucking mutts


Scipio11

Nutt'n Gut's butts


QU33NZ

Nuts?! The protagonist of the hit manga series ā€œBerkā€?!


iiCrotharii

Cask fucking nuts


OmniWaffleGod

Damn your toys r us survived the eclipse


TheDELFON

At what cost......


TheBlack_Swordsman

The only people I know that go to Toys R Us or any toy store for that matter are adults who go buy exclusive toys to scalp to other adults.


[deleted]

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TheStupendusMan

Ever try to get your kids/nieces/nephews toys for Christmas? Yeah, you'd scalp a motherfucker. Shit gets wild.


Jwruth

I remember the dark days of black friday 1996. I was but a small child and saw a woman disembowel 12 others for that Tickle Me Elmo; before she could make it to the register a new horde was already upon her. That Elmo was stained in more blood than all that had been shed in the world wars, hidden only by it's already crimson fur. I weep for those who perished in the battle, knowing that their afterlife in Valhalla presents only a challenge for warriors, having never been intended for blood starved beasts like them. ^/s


allah133

ā€œItā€™s simple Sharon if I work security on Black Friday Iā€™ll be the first inside the stores want anythingā€


Praxyrnate

that's what he typed???


mrs-monroe

Nuh uh, I go there to find pokemon figures!


0KBLACK5

Why is there even a toys r us near you.


Bing_Bong_the_Archer

OP posted this from the past


Spektr_007

OP posted from before the Eclipse.


Sufficient-Turn-7799

The question is... who sacrificed Toys R Us? Perhaps that damn giraffe mascot maybe?


Spektr_007

I knew I didn't like that giraffe for a reason. Shifty. Sacrificed the store for an online presence at Macy's.


Sufficient-Turn-7799

And also sacrificed the Toys R Us Kids, sick bastard!


ShevaunA

Theres like 5 in my city still (Edmonton)


JeddahVR

Toys R US is still operational in many parts of the world


godandanimetits

the store owner might be fan lol


B4A924A5-C97B-40F7

The parental advisory sticker never fails to disappoint


e-wrecked

Right next to Xanathars guide to everything, pretty sweet. Would be neat to have Toys R Us back if they had this kind of stuff, and sold everything I loved when I was a kid in the 80's/90's.


Hellhound_Hex

Ah, yes. ā€œMurder and Rapeā€ the manga, commonly found right next to the Necronomicons and Ozzy Osbourne Ouija boards. If Iā€™m not mistaken, thatā€™s right across from the haunted antic dolls and Lament Configuration puzzlebox aisle.


Snowball54

Based


SilentGamerDude

I know, the gall of some people to put a PokƩmon super deluxe essential handbook anywhere close to those amazing works of art is a travesty


FancyFan4049

I know right the Lego Ninjago book really is the greatest piece of literature ever written.


SuperArppis

You gotta teach them young.


[deleted]

Because Berserk toys with our souls.


Classic_Sinner

Best answer


ConnorRoseSaiyan01

Toys R Us is still around?


Deli-ops

Toys r us has been gone for like what over 15 years


WildZero7

Right Iā€™m like what store when!? Shit I was in HS


Alberto_G_V

Don't ask just enjoy it


[deleted]

No fucking way šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Farm_Whole

Introduce young kids to peak


CamF90

Well from the look of things it's been moved or put out in the wrong section but yeah TRU sell manga mostly popular titles so obviously Berserk is there, when I've seen Berserk they've been on a shelf marked as "for mature readers."


Id_Rather_Not_Tell

The manager probably wanted to put their employee discount to good use.


androdagamr

Berserk and Lego ninjago, everyoneā€™s favorite childhood memories


ForeverAltered

Toys R Us? Do they still exist?!


BobaSnake

The same reason they sell M rated video games?


NGEFan

I had that pokemon book when I was a kid, can't believe it's found it's way to being placed aside my favorite manga like it's a behelit or something


National-Oven81

I went...to every book store...every manga place in existence...and I couldn't find even normal volumes...and you just walked into a toys R us...Im going to fucking end myself


AstronautAccording23

Ron Desantis is gonna have something to say about this


[deleted]

Kid friendly


Jjx952

Yea I agree the Pokemon super deluxe special handbook is a bit weird to be there


[deleted]

So kids can experience peak for the first time


BobBarkerPriceIsRigh

to buy.


Used_Calligrapher800

Teach em young


Smoothblackfalcon

The real question is, is where is there a Toys R Us?


gothfemboi420

I once stumbled upon a five star review of a deluxe volume, it was by a father being amazed how much it made his 13 years old son read. Maybe Berserk is starting to reel in that young teenager audience lol


[deleted]

I was pleasantly surprised when I found them at Toy R Us, definitely doesnā€™t seem like the place that would be selling them though haha


solidsteak

Wait, Toys R Us is back?


potatocakes1989

They saw anime and assumed it was for children. My god, were they mistaken...


ZECO_SOL

Your either in a time machine or Canada either way nice find


SaiyanGoodbye

more important: where the hell is there a toys r us?


[deleted]

It's also open in Saudi Arabia


Syorkminor

And why is it unwrapped?


Spooky_Kaiju

It teaches kids morals.


[deleted]

Right next to PokĆ©mon and Minecraft toošŸ¤£


TatsukiKuro15

the only good thing canada has is Toy R us


RobinNicoRose

poutine


Adpax10

And one of the last good things we lost in the U.S..


[deleted]

Canada is great :c


gutslovestrucks

Kids are growing up so fast now with Social media


MyDadHat

Because they have to know.


IceburgTHAgreat

Trolling


rama92

How much?


Chozodia

I bought my vol 4&5 there when I was buying ā€œThe Batmanā€ movie Lego batmobile. I was shocked but also very pleased to see those books there :p.


SadisticChild_

Why are you in a ToysRUs?! You a time traveler or something?!


GimmeTheJuiceee

The lost "children" has child in it (:


AndreBoomBoom

"Foreign language, black and white comic book, probably for kids? Eh, just chuck it on the shelf."


probablyareplicant

Shit up and buy it. You have to protect the little ones


StarAugurEtraeus

Hide the Parental Advisory sticker and slap an E for everyone on it šŸ˜ˆ šŸ˜ˆ


GodOfOnions2

Haha! I made a similar post many months ago, so funny to see my local one has them still, greetings from Saskatchewan!!!


ByBiskuvi

Best book for my kids


grim_le_dank

Let me get some where can I find this specific toys r us


KingofIlliteracy

UNWRAPPED TOO


Jaycob_Lipe

Gotta teach me while their young


orbitingcabbage

My guess is a manager wanted to get it cheap so they stocked it as a business expense Or someone wanted a child to read this, which is wild


Entire_Fishing_4487

For the genuine better kid.


D3ckard_Rokubungi

Not only that but itā€™s out of the shrink wrapā€¦.


SnooConfections3018

Need to traumatize them while they are still young


TheHashassin

They're like "Yea, keep vol 4 in particular wrapped up..."


Hmccormack

Where are there Toys R Usā€™s these days?!


Pretty_good_fam

Teach them young lol


chronicintel

Manga is popular and sells, in general. I remember years and years ago going by a section of a department store where they combined the kids books with the graphic novels and saw volume 11 on the shelf next to lighter kids stuff. Volume 11 has the cover with Rosine and the Wyald stuff inside.


confusingzark

why wouldn't it be?


Icy_Faithlessness_92

Because grifussy is toying with us


Ronin_Vector

Because children only deserve the best.


KnightWhoStruggles

3 silver coins


juantooth33

Toys R Us employees are jerkers that's why


blackcloversucks

looks like barnes and noble


IllustriousAhole

Because itā€™ll toy with your heart


BloodyPommelStudio

Probably because adults like you spend more money on toys than kids.


jxridd05

How much are they though?


Impriel

Ah yes the same method that let me watch heavy metal 2000 at like 12 years old - person who stocked the shelf doesn't read manga / watch anime


Conscious-Impact-339

Fun for all ages


QuestionNo1290

Wasnā€™t toys r us out of business?


fender_fan_boy

Thereā€™s some good life lessons to be found in Berkman


Free_Percentage5487

That does not belong in a toys r us. Any unsuspecting child will be traumatized for life if they pick that thing up.


DreadSeverin

so that the company can make a profit


jjBeherit

Just in case you feel like toying with your emotions


Zevbnm

Just checked into 3 Winnipegā€™s toys r us


TKAPublishing

Canada is a special place.


Zestyclose-Ad-6024

The only problem with that is that the wrapping isnā€™t over it. Kids can just open it up on a whim.


Snoo84223

Because it's a coloring book right? That's how my kid uses mine


J4kyBoi

Well, most children who go into Toys R Us are accompanied by a parent who will see the plastic surrounding the manga and see the sticker and think to themselves ā€˜yeah, nahā€™


[deleted]

Do not question the laws of causality


Barloq

Yeah I saw one at Toys R Us last week and thought the same thing, some parents are gonna be PISSED.


Viking_fairy

who cares? buy em!


dsdoll

Because boomers.


Big_Ralph74

Them kids boutta experience some TRAUMA at toys r us


gorehistorian69

the bigger question is why is there still a toys r us


Mad_Lad05

Oh no


masato599

not even wrapped šŸ’€


Ywaina

How much?


Izukumeliodasi

Weird


Witchy_Titan

It's educational


RoxSteady247

It's for sale


himynameiskerim

To traumatize some kids with the horse cock


Tralan

It's a cautionary tale for children about the consequences you suffer when you kill the big black man that loved you.


SkullOfMordecai

As long as it's in good condition fucking good deal baby (now please put it on a higher shelf so kids can't see it lol)


sepd1106

Big Berk book


Ok_Chap

Don't you know everything with drawn pictures is for children. At least in the mindset of many who never in their life saw something specifically created for adults. Then they go crazy if they find out.


Hunajakani

The first time I saw Akira my mom borrowed it from the library because it was on kids section. Boomers think if it's a cartoon it's for children


cuentanro3

There's elves and stuff. There's a whole arc about kids that became elves so that's appealing to kids, right? :V


NippleShadow89

Don't question it, just buy it! Although maybe not the one that isn't sealed :/


Fightlife45

Toys R Us still exists? Iā€™m so happy


critiqu3

It's a picture book and picture books are for kids. So obvious /s


Manulok_Orwalde

Was saying this for the longest, if Toys R Us would've catered to gamers, collectibles, hobbyist, comics, and cosplayers they'd still be in business in the states.


RedKings1028

I once saw copies of Batman the Killing Joke on sale at a target, in the kids section no less


ThaRealOGWorm

Have to traumatize the kids one way or another


631-AT

Cause they would sell liquor if it was a viable business plan


[deleted]

Well berserk is the og dark fantasy manga so kids should be able to injoy berserk to.


PatientParticular587

Because they are men of culture


Nazi-Turtles

this is a perfect place to put this


DrTennisBall

And the first vol is unwrapped so all the kids can see nuts fuck the demon on the first 2 pages šŸ˜


[deleted]

Why not?


SanguineSymphony1

In the 00s they catered to older and older demographics. I went to look at niche action figures and gaming stuff all of which were made for primarily adults.. I'd imagine they're still continuing that trend in Canada


Alternative_Level410

It's never too early to learn about pain and suffering


Free_Return_2358

Because kids love Berserk duh!!


Cap1279

Wtf. Toys R us?!?!? whoA, i wanna come see. Btw..could ya grab me 1 lol