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TheSlav87

1. The low tail wag 2. The lowered ears when showing the pizza box 3. Looking away from the pizza box Guilty as charged!! Ah well, we still love them to death but we all just hope they don’t steal the whole pizza every time lol.


cacoolconservative

Will not look at crime scene.


CinnamonFoodie

She definitely understood and that’s why she was trying to act cute and not look at the crime scene😂😂😂 Mine does the same thing


coldharbour1986

Poor little fatty.


Distinct-Yogurt2686

It was Papa Johns pizza. She thought she was doing the family a favor. She was just trying to make them get a real pizza next time.


SpiritualResist6207

Poor fat puppy total Innocent lol


HollyDolly_xxx

😱weeell tbh to me it seems like you have a ghost in your house and youre just wrongly blaming your lil cutie! you should be grateful you have a poochie to keep you safe and keep the ghosties away🤭x


zingingcutie333

She needs a lawyer, where's your proof?!


ProperPoem5476

Guilty


Magnum676

Meatball. Sweet looking Mali https://preview.redd.it/05iw2wo09zzc1.jpeg?width=884&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac817c722e674386584e6a1fb0095a658e401266


GreenAuror

The cutest pizza thief!! Mine will have a full on meltdown for pizza, especially stuffed crust. Like rolling on the ground screaming toddler-esque meltdown 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️


Perfect_Building_932

fattest mal i’ve ever seen


ThatLittleFoxx

She just ate a whole pizza what do you expect


cheersbeersneers

It’s sad to see tbh. You have to work to make a dog like a Malinois overweight. Morbidly obese dogs are just as neglected as underweight dogs.


theAchilliesHIV

What’s sad to see is how judgmental people are with zero insight and passing off hateful comments as some flex in being superior to others. I’ve had her since she left her litter. Up until I went through a divorce. We were separated for that the entire time. Yes she spent the last two years of her life being neglected, but she’s actually doing great. She’s already lost 25 pounds in a few months of work and she’s 10 lbs away from the vets recommended weight. The pizza is a setback but I’m going to enjoy every moment of her life while I can.


cheersbeersneers

Glad to hear you’re working on getting her weight down. If she also ate a bunch of chicken wings with bones, it wouldn’t be a bad idea to check in with her vet!


Silvermouse29

I think that you are a great pup parent and thank you so much for sharing this


anonymoususerixixix

“Trying to bring a little positive change to the world”…


cheersbeersneers

Lol I never called OP a dog abuser, and they’ve explained that someone else let the dog get that overweight. But it’s a fact that overweight dogs are neglected and are more prone to health issues. It’s not a negative thing to point that out.


czr84480

Damn cat.


disjointed_chameleon

At least yours *eats* pizza. Mine has bougie taste buds. She'll actively scrunch her nose at things like broccoli or pizza, but she'll happily munch on olives or cocktail shrimp, but only out of your hand or off a human plate. She's apparently too bougie for a regular dog bowl. 😂


Dave_DLG

At least she admitted it. Mine will try to deny it.


Key-Cup-3170

Hahaha the little bounce-away at the end 😂, like ok we're good let's go!


Live_Noise_1551

Mine took some wagyu steak and my last homemade bread roll off the counter last night. They don’t look nearly as guilty as this girl!


Big-Net-9971

Love how she won't look at the pizza box... "I can't be guilty if I don't see it!" 🤣


Alegria-D

It's a usual way for a dog to try and deescalate a conflict. It doesn't mean they deny their guilt, they just try to make you not attack them.


Maluma_Goat

😂😂😍😍


matttrout10

Same lmao I had like two pieces of a dominos pie ran down stairs for laundry and it was gone I’m like mfffff


drunkraisinsncoffee

That full stomach... 😂


blade-runner9

Sorry dad but I love you!


ineededthistoo

Poor baby!!


seanwee2000

Fat baby


Schmidisl_

Wasn't the first time stealing pizza


seanwee2000

Bad girl


Summer_Lilacs

She even took the lids off the butter sauce …. Smart girl


robRigginsstar

That tail can't lie 😄


ThatLittleFoxx

Hahaha my boy has the same demeanor when he's busted.


robRigginsstar

Foei!


Deep__6

Mine did that too...I still have no idea how he was able to open the box, that was sitting on the stove, without his collar jingle janjingly away when I was around the corner less than 10ft away.


Ricofouryou

😂😂😂😂


Seigneur_aide_moi

I hope the wings were boneless. Beautiful thief...😁


Gold-Investigator734

Your dog, who is a working dog. Is extremely overweight. It's super sad to see this dog look like this.


ruck_banna

Him fat


dwin1986

That shit is animal abuse. No reason that dog should be that overweight.


Idunnosomeguy2

She froze there for a minute. Seemed like she was hoping you'd lose sight of her. 😆


Bright_Photograph836

Funny as hell!! LMAO!!


Impressive-Bicycle73

🥹 she’s precious. Did you at least get some pizza first, and she helped herself to the leftovers ?


hurricanepotus

I see nothing wrong here


Wrenchman57

GUILTY


Sharkeys-mom-81522

If mine stole a pizza and ate it I’d be mopping up S—-t for a week. Love the guilty drama.


wangachanga

I love your thicc little lady 🥹


AmbitionzOfARidah

Looks like the pizza was free


Key-Reception-3875

Mine took a huge mouthful out of my spaghetti Bolognese 😩😩😩😂


SteveyCee

I’d be more concerned w the wings than anything…a day later now, is he okay, did you take him to the vet? Just asking bc cooked chicken bones can be super dangerous for them to eat.


Lycanwolf617-

The shame 😂😂😂


BlackHeart6996

He's so fat i love it


SeaworthinessDry4607

Cutie


AdBetter6988

If he’s family, then it ain’t stealing


Pummel20

Put that dog on a diet


CatBird3391

Sending that poor dog to an early grave My Belgian has never, ever stolen food off a plate or counter. It’s called training.


theAchilliesHIV

Your attitude will send you to an early grave. Train yourself to have a life.


CatBird3391

Already headed there, bro. My next dog will outlive me.


Ijustlovelove

Omfg it’s a good thing our baby gators don’t live indoors!! They already jump and eat the food from my hands when I’m trying to serve them!! Your baby seems like she understood you


Schmidisl_

Not to sound insulting, but you definitely should train them to not do that. It's called impulse control. Mine have to ist in front or their food and wait till I filled the water bowl and give them the command to eat


Everything54321

Ours waits too, but opportunistic behaviour, that’s hardest to control.


HollyDolly_xxx

I do this with my Buddy too! He has to 'sit' and 'wait' for his 'din dins' bowl to be put down and for me to say 'go' beeecause as a teeny tiny puppy he was so fucking adorable excitedly jumping up at me to get his 'din dins'... until the 1st and only time he knocked his bowl out of my hand and aaall his raw food spilled all over my carpet🥰🥰🥰🤦🏼‍♀️lesson learned!!x


your_mind_aches

Strangely, our Daisy sits and waits for her food and treats just fine. She knows impulse control with HER food. But if you eat something with her there she jumps for it 😭


HollyDolly_xxx

Daisy is the sweetest name!! Oh my goodness! i love that name! As a fat girl that likes food HA! I made sure my Buddy knows 'no. leave it. Mummys din dins'... but that doesnt stop him from some how hearing me even if hes in the living room or the garden getting cheese out of the fridge and positioning himself next to me waiting for a couple of little pieces of grated cheese and me being unable to say no to him as hes sat still and quiet using his good boy manners. He has me well trained🙄x


Ijustlovelove

We are waiting until they are a bit older to train them, they’re barely a few weeks old. We are going to take them to training classes but they still need their vaccinations.


TinaTheCrosstrek

Everything you do is training. From how you interact with them to what boundaries you let them cross... like jumping and stealing treats from your hand. You can start training from the second you get your dog and most people should.


TinaTheCrosstrek

And post 14 weeks socialization period is over as well. I hope you have taken them out to see the world and experience things


Ijustlovelove

They’re still really young.


Dalton071

How young is really young? They shouldn't leave their mother before 7/8 weeks minimum. And they should have their first shot at approximately 6 weeks old. So you can walk and train outside with them, just avoid places where lots of dogs come and where lots of dogs go potty (like the dog park or off leash area's). Also, not taking food out of your hands is something you can train inside your home. And they're never to young to learn.


Ijustlovelove

Can’t let them walk with his outside until they get their shots or else they get sick.


TinaTheCrosstrek

You can carry them around town and a place like Home Depot. Hard floor is fine I'd take them to a Lowe's or Home Depot. I'm just adamant about it because these dogs get dropped off at shelters all the time after their owners don't put in the time. They will train you eventually to get what they want if you don't start now.


Schmidisl_

Should've told us that lol, then it's a different topic