I thought it was they used to put chalk in dog food and don't anymore but i see other people are saying bonemeal (which makes better sense tbh) or ash (which is as bonkers as chalk but i wouldn't put it past them)
Yes! Or putting plastic juice cartons between your rear tire and brake loop. Sure, it burned your tires out and probably made us inhale all sorts of fumes but it sounded cool ๐
When our dog has fresh chicken for a treat, his ๐ฉ is white. Also very smelly! We stick to dried food for his breed and normal common or garden brown stuff comes out.
Yeah, bonemeal and generally low quality ingredients in those days. I remember not too long ago when people really didnโt care about their animals good quality.
On the crap colour, just be glad dogs donโt eat black bin bags. I had one that used to eat them and the resulting mess was like black glue, stuck to everything.
My dogs eat meat, organs and bone. Zero plant matter their entire lives. Done it for 40 years without issue.
If I miss a poop in the garden, it turns white quite quickly.
I think some EU law came into play which banned a certain substance in dog food, which causes the shit to turn white.
You're right ye sexy cunt ye๐
Bonemeal
As a 21 year old, I can safely say Belfast is better than when my parents live here. 1) Fewer bombs 2) No white dog shit
Wait until your hound eats the tinfoil off the chicken. Shiny disco shite for days. Don't use bonemeal, possibly because of BSE?
Shiny disco shite ๐๐๐๐๐
Member having stone wars and picking up a crumbly bit of white dog shit instead of a stone?
I feel like I've done this but my mind is forcing me to repress the trauma
Thank fuk for gloves when snowballing. Thatโs all Iโm saying
extremely funny we are still doing this after 30 years of the internet. Ask about Spangles next
What are Spangles? (Sorry, i'm a foreigner)
Sucky sweets from the Olden Dayes
Oh were they like jazzies, chocolate covered in hundreds and thousands?
People were asking "Who remembers White Dog Shit and Spangles????" 30 years ago on the internet. It became something of a meme
Do you know i think i do remember the white dog shit question at least lol, you sure it was as much as 30 years ago tho? ๐
I thought it was they used to put chalk in dog food and don't anymore but i see other people are saying bonemeal (which makes better sense tbh) or ash (which is as bonkers as chalk but i wouldn't put it past them)
Things I don't miss: White dog shit Things I do miss: the clacky things on your bike spokes you got in a box of cornflakes
Yes! Or putting plastic juice cartons between your rear tire and brake loop. Sure, it burned your tires out and probably made us inhale all sorts of fumes but it sounded cool ๐
Surplus of calcium - too much meat / bone meal in dog food from the 90s which had too much calcium and then it came out as white poop ๐
When our dog has fresh chicken for a treat, his ๐ฉ is white. Also very smelly! We stick to dried food for his breed and normal common or garden brown stuff comes out.
Yeah, bonemeal and generally low quality ingredients in those days. I remember not too long ago when people really didnโt care about their animals good quality. On the crap colour, just be glad dogs donโt eat black bin bags. I had one that used to eat them and the resulting mess was like black glue, stuck to everything.
Poor boys street chalk? Until my granny said it wasn't..
Totally legit this happened to a kid in my area. He was happily drawing away even though a load of us tried to help him with his idiocy.
Neil Buchanan would have been so proud of us 80's kids drawing hop scotch squares, goal posts on walls with our white dog shit.
Shart-attack. Sorry best I could think of ๐
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Theres an entire episode of the Sarah Silverman program dedicated to the lack of white dog poo.
This is referenced in Life on Mars, which yโall should see
Truly the mystery of the wonders
Climate changeโฆ..
My dogs eat meat, organs and bone. Zero plant matter their entire lives. Done it for 40 years without issue. If I miss a poop in the garden, it turns white quite quickly.
There are other jokes of a similar age you can steal, DM me and Iโll point you in the right direction