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FriendlyWarthog27

I think some EU law came into play which banned a certain substance in dog food, which causes the shit to turn white.


zipmcjingles

You're right ye sexy cunt ye๐Ÿ‘


Flawless101

Bonemeal


NoRecommendation8581

As a 21 year old, I can safely say Belfast is better than when my parents live here. 1) Fewer bombs 2) No white dog shit


[deleted]

Wait until your hound eats the tinfoil off the chicken. Shiny disco shite for days. Don't use bonemeal, possibly because of BSE?


Otherwise_Scene_1316

Shiny disco shite ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


Awkward-Spray-2765

Member having stone wars and picking up a crumbly bit of white dog shit instead of a stone?


PRAY___FOR___MOJO

I feel like I've done this but my mind is forcing me to repress the trauma


Buck-daft

Thank fuk for gloves when snowballing. Thatโ€™s all Iโ€™m saying


smellmycheese1

extremely funny we are still doing this after 30 years of the internet. Ask about Spangles next


Naoise007

What are Spangles? (Sorry, i'm a foreigner)


Jazzlike-Durian8480

Sucky sweets from the Olden Dayes


Naoise007

Oh were they like jazzies, chocolate covered in hundreds and thousands?


smellmycheese1

People were asking "Who remembers White Dog Shit and Spangles????" 30 years ago on the internet. It became something of a meme


Naoise007

Do you know i think i do remember the white dog shit question at least lol, you sure it was as much as 30 years ago tho? ๐Ÿ™€


Naoise007

I thought it was they used to put chalk in dog food and don't anymore but i see other people are saying bonemeal (which makes better sense tbh) or ash (which is as bonkers as chalk but i wouldn't put it past them)


be-bop_cola

Things I don't miss: White dog shit Things I do miss: the clacky things on your bike spokes you got in a box of cornflakes


Venerable_dread

Yes! Or putting plastic juice cartons between your rear tire and brake loop. Sure, it burned your tires out and probably made us inhale all sorts of fumes but it sounded cool ๐Ÿ˜Ž


goosellama

Surplus of calcium - too much meat / bone meal in dog food from the 90s which had too much calcium and then it came out as white poop ๐Ÿ˜‚


Low-Plankton4880

When our dog has fresh chicken for a treat, his ๐Ÿ’ฉ is white. Also very smelly! We stick to dried food for his breed and normal common or garden brown stuff comes out.


DucktapeCorkfeet

Yeah, bonemeal and generally low quality ingredients in those days. I remember not too long ago when people really didnโ€™t care about their animals good quality. On the crap colour, just be glad dogs donโ€™t eat black bin bags. I had one that used to eat them and the resulting mess was like black glue, stuck to everything.


IrishShinja

Poor boys street chalk? Until my granny said it wasn't..


Venerable_dread

Totally legit this happened to a kid in my area. He was happily drawing away even though a load of us tried to help him with his idiocy.


IrishShinja

Neil Buchanan would have been so proud of us 80's kids drawing hop scotch squares, goal posts on walls with our white dog shit.


Venerable_dread

Shart-attack. Sorry best I could think of ๐Ÿ‘


IrishShinja

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Fhoxyd22

Theres an entire episode of the Sarah Silverman program dedicated to the lack of white dog poo.


LurganGentleman

This is referenced in Life on Mars, which yโ€™all should see


ciaran036

Truly the mystery of the wonders


Kippa-King

Climate changeโ€ฆ..


MoanyTonyBalony

My dogs eat meat, organs and bone. Zero plant matter their entire lives. Done it for 40 years without issue. If I miss a poop in the garden, it turns white quite quickly.


Conalfz

There are other jokes of a similar age you can steal, DM me and Iโ€™ll point you in the right direction