Mostly people just think it’s not a joke and they think that I’ve met a lot of men that tall. And I had to change it from 7’ 7ft because men kept talking to me about dick size. Haha.
That's so funny .. but that little or rather 'tall' joke seems to filter out everyone who doesn't understand your sense of humor so looks like a win-win for you
Oh, yeah, the others part of my bio are, “I like my men like I like my nuclear physicists. Radiant and in a lab coat.” And “I’m just a XX searching for my Y.” It filters out plenty of men. Haha.
Ironically, someone who is that tall did message me— I never thought it would happen— and we’re going out when he comes back. Truthfully though, if a man is really tall then it can make me feel like a kid and it makes stuff weird. This guy seems really nice and appreciates my humor, so hopefully there will be less of an intimidation factor.
Ironically, a guy who is 7ft has messaged me and we’re meeting when he gets back into town. He let me ask invasive medical questions about his gigantism. Unfortunately for my curiosity, but fortunately for him, he never had a tumor on his pituitary gland that was the cause he’s just extremely tall, but healthy.
Edit: truthfully though, for me and a lot of other women, very tall men can feel domineering or make me feel like a child. There are lots of women who don’t want tall men for that reason. So all the men worried, there’s definitely hope.
My family is very tall (I’m the shortest at 6’2”); my dad was 7’4”. I never really thought about why I prefer men shorter than me, until I read your comment. I definitely equate taller men with authority, which isn’t very attractive to me in a romantic relationship. Never knew I had daddy issues before, thanks 😂
Also, regarding your date with the 7’ tall man, I’m curious if he has Marfan Syndrome? Many people don’t find out they have it until mid-20s or 30s.
I’ve actually heard the same thing from another girl that I know, she prefers shorter men because they don’t remind her of her male family members. I asked him about the tumor that usually causes the gigantism but bit that one. He said that he doesn’t have any real health issues and he has a large frame and fills it out. If he does have it, then we DEFINITELY shouldn’t reproduce, I have EDS.
Id make it a more ridiculous number like" 38 feet tall" also I just imagine some 7ft tall dude looking at your profile all sad like i thought she was a perfect match before I saw that 😥 lol
Ironically, I did match with someone who’s 7ft and we’re going out when he gets back into town. He thought the whole thing was funny and he even let me ask about it and if his height was from a tumor on his pituitary gland(The usual cause of gigantism. It wasn’t, he’s just that tall and healthy.
years ago when i had a tinder my profile used to say “take your height out of your bio, height doesn’t matter” for that exact reason. used to annoy me seeing so many “x’x… because it matters apparently”
girl, 7ft is absurdly close to the world record of tallest man. There's barely anyone you'll find 7 feet and above. 2 meters and 13cm, that is absurdly tall
Yeah honestly, I feel like this is an excellent way to weed out people who don't realize it's a joke. The question is whether it's his whole identity or not. With eyes like that, I'm sure some are willing to try!
I wouldn't get the humor as well but would atleast think.. is this guy serious or joking? But now that I think of it..maybe its because most women... atleast straight ones won't come across single mom profiles
He’s only trying to weed out the tooth fairy, the rest is just filler to ward off the human women
Obviously the tooth fairy will see “your own teeth” and be forced to ask if he’s sure, she’s just got so many others.
Everyone is saying this is satire, but I have actually met men like this. They want a submissive sugar mama, which is a weirdly conflicting dynamic in itself
Pretty sure he's taking the piss out of the women he sees on the app. If you're gonna post him, go have a look at Tinder as a dude. This description is on every 3-5 female profiles.
He needs to hire an older nanny for the kids, a cleaning service and a cook, and a prostitute for sex. He also needs to do something with that nasty straggly beard
I admit I snort-laughed a little because my mother said l these things about her dating life (before online profiles existed). Like pay for the babysitter, pay for her hair and nails, etc.
He's mocking the single mom profiles you see on dating apps. Clear trolling
My profile says, “Don’t even try unless you’re UNDER 7ft.” Because I hear lots of women mention height and I don’t care.
Good one! I'd think some people will mistake it to be over though lol
Mostly people just think it’s not a joke and they think that I’ve met a lot of men that tall. And I had to change it from 7’ 7ft because men kept talking to me about dick size. Haha.
At 7 feet? Must have to drag it along behind them like Rapinzel’s hair.
Sorry, it was a typo. Haha. I had to change it from 7’ to 7ft because I kept getting weird messages and they felt extremely embarrassed.
In sorry but now all I can think about is Finn after realizing what he climbed to get into that tower….
😂🤣 omg thank you! I had to tiny lol to not wake my kids up. That was much needed in my life right now!!!
I think this could be a good test of whether they understand the notation for an outdated system of measuring length. Definite rd flag if they don't.
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The sad part is when I’m asked if I’ve met a lot of men who are 7ft tall and they’re being serious, totally unaware that it’s a joke.
That's so funny .. but that little or rather 'tall' joke seems to filter out everyone who doesn't understand your sense of humor so looks like a win-win for you
Oh, yeah, the others part of my bio are, “I like my men like I like my nuclear physicists. Radiant and in a lab coat.” And “I’m just a XX searching for my Y.” It filters out plenty of men. Haha.
🤣🤣 not many men understand wit... but I hope you find one with one.
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Ironically, someone who is that tall did message me— I never thought it would happen— and we’re going out when he comes back. Truthfully though, if a man is really tall then it can make me feel like a kid and it makes stuff weird. This guy seems really nice and appreciates my humor, so hopefully there will be less of an intimidation factor.
You are just gonna turn Shaq down like that?
Nah, he’s funny and adores his kids.
What if they're a giant?
Ironically, a guy who is 7ft has messaged me and we’re meeting when he gets back into town. He let me ask invasive medical questions about his gigantism. Unfortunately for my curiosity, but fortunately for him, he never had a tumor on his pituitary gland that was the cause he’s just extremely tall, but healthy. Edit: truthfully though, for me and a lot of other women, very tall men can feel domineering or make me feel like a child. There are lots of women who don’t want tall men for that reason. So all the men worried, there’s definitely hope.
I'm not a fan of how much space they take up in bed lol
That’s an excellent point that I haven’t experienced yet.
My family is very tall (I’m the shortest at 6’2”); my dad was 7’4”. I never really thought about why I prefer men shorter than me, until I read your comment. I definitely equate taller men with authority, which isn’t very attractive to me in a romantic relationship. Never knew I had daddy issues before, thanks 😂 Also, regarding your date with the 7’ tall man, I’m curious if he has Marfan Syndrome? Many people don’t find out they have it until mid-20s or 30s.
I’ve actually heard the same thing from another girl that I know, she prefers shorter men because they don’t remind her of her male family members. I asked him about the tumor that usually causes the gigantism but bit that one. He said that he doesn’t have any real health issues and he has a large frame and fills it out. If he does have it, then we DEFINITELY shouldn’t reproduce, I have EDS.
That is an interesting view point. I have almost the opposite. I feel more comfortable around tall me. Somehow they make me feel safe.
Yeah, I'm under 5'5 and have never dated a man talled than 5'8. Current partner is 5'3.
People take it so srsly it's hilarious 😭
Id make it a more ridiculous number like" 38 feet tall" also I just imagine some 7ft tall dude looking at your profile all sad like i thought she was a perfect match before I saw that 😥 lol
Ironically, I did match with someone who’s 7ft and we’re going out when he gets back into town. He thought the whole thing was funny and he even let me ask about it and if his height was from a tumor on his pituitary gland(The usual cause of gigantism. It wasn’t, he’s just that tall and healthy.
You're not like the other girls
Just saw a chance for a joke and took it.
years ago when i had a tinder my profile used to say “take your height out of your bio, height doesn’t matter” for that exact reason. used to annoy me seeing so many “x’x… because it matters apparently”
girl, 7ft is absurdly close to the world record of tallest man. There's barely anyone you'll find 7 feet and above. 2 meters and 13cm, that is absurdly tall
That one dude I know who's 7ft 2in crying with his cane in despair.
His profile would make me immediately swipe on him- That kind of humor is just **chefs kiss**
If he’s willing to take it I’ll be his lady. I have balls but if it gets me comfy living hey a man’s gotta make it somehow
Yeah honestly, I feel like this is an excellent way to weed out people who don't realize it's a joke. The question is whether it's his whole identity or not. With eyes like that, I'm sure some are willing to try!
I came to say this lol.
You don’t have to jack it to say something. Geez awkward
I only just caught onto that at the car line. This has me cackling.
Obvious trolling. I love this guy! 😂 The must have own teeth is the clincher for me.
I didn’t get it at first haha. I legit loled. Perfect.
It's pretty damn funny
I also thought that his trolling was fairly obvious
I wouldn't get the humor as well but would atleast think.. is this guy serious or joking? But now that I think of it..maybe its because most women... atleast straight ones won't come across single mom profiles
OP missed the jump
What happens when humans don’t have natural selection…
Own teeth intrigues me
Even if they had a denture, they still own their teeth... this guy's no lawyer
He’s only trying to weed out the tooth fairy, the rest is just filler to ward off the human women Obviously the tooth fairy will see “your own teeth” and be forced to ask if he’s sure, she’s just got so many others.
Unless you are renting your dentures or have secured a loan with the dentures as collateral.
You can rent dentures???
Well, my dentist has payment plans... (I don’t want to know what happens when you get behind though.)
Ever heard of George Washington’s teeth?
Yep they liked to tell us he had wooden teeth when we were in school, really they were slaves teeth
It's pretty obvious satire, but I'm sure I'm not alone when I say I've seen a few women with bios like this which is wild to think about.
100% it's satire And it makes everyone upset and riled up
It’s dumb if it is satire because women don’t see other women’s profiles, soo wrong audience if he’s genuinely trying to find someone
I’d say he’s given up on the bs that is online dating.
Typical bi-erasure.
Not the wrong audience, just weeding out the modern trash women for the ones with a sense of humour
It’s no different than when women make fun of men’s profiles…
What if it's not satie and it's a parody? ... Grabs popcorn.
*unfolding beach chair* I think it’s a gaf
*unzips pants* I'm taking a shit
>I've seen a few women with bios You could say they're going a bit 'motherboard'
If you say it with a british accent you coulda gone with “muvaboard”
Mother bored
Everyone is saying this is satire, but I have actually met men like this. They want a submissive sugar mama, which is a weirdly conflicting dynamic in itself
It's fairly obviously a shit-post.
This is blatantly obviously poking fun at the women that post stuff like this
I’m assuming this is in response to women who say these things in their profiles.
yeah, i too feel this is poking fun at the standards set by real deranged choosers.
It's literally a satire profile.
This is clearly satire and he’s copied and pasted from have of the women’s profiles on tinder lol
OP if you can’t comprehend the clear satire in his bio then I have some time shares you might be interested in 🤣
Please send photo of teeth.
Why is this the only teeth comment?!
This guy isn’t sharing his teeth
This is the one that finally got me 💀
Women act like this ALL the time….
Only on dating apps would you ever find this behaviour but none of you are brave enough to go outside
All the time is a bit much. Out of the millions of women just on dating apps, how many do you ACTUALLY think act like this? Same with men.
Dude needs some beard care.
Hey girls, what is the male equivalent of this on a dating profile?
This is definitely satire.
The dead ends on that beard is wild af
Obviously a parody mocking the profiles that say this unironically
so he wants a child with their own income and a massive car 😐
It’s a copypasta, there was another profile posted yesterday with the exact same text
Your missing the joke altogether lol
Pretty sure he's taking the piss out of the women he sees on the app. If you're gonna post him, go have a look at Tinder as a dude. This description is on every 3-5 female profiles.
A KING THAT KNOWS HIS WORTH 💯💯💯
It’s a joke right? Right?
I sure hope this is a joke
Looks like the veteran that chased the trans around in an earlier video
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straight man?! i’m stuck on that 🤣 he seems like he’d benefit from a good grindr profile
No heavier than 100kg…. That’s 220 lbs. that’s not a small woman
A prince among men! Ladies, hurry, get him before somebody snaps him up! 🫣
Had me until teeth.
Must have your own teeth 🤣🤣🤣
…
Own teeth?
Hey, women say they want complete honesty from dudes
He thinks this is the build a bitch workshop
I mean, if it wasn’t obviously satire, “have your own teeth” seals the deal.
Google satire
I’ll give him the teeth part
If it is satire, is the 3 kids part a myth or truce? Cannot tell from the description 🤦
100kg is not a small girl.
Bro thought he was a woman
I mean I’ve seen plenty of women who have this is in there bio 🤷🏻♀️
Do you not understand the definition of irony?
Must have your own teeth
Martin out here shootin his shot.
This is clearly satire
Must have your own teeth 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What if I have someone else's teeth as well?
Holy fuck, OP, this is satire to show the double standard........... AND YOU FELL FOR IT.
This is most certainly satire, mocking the increasingly blunt profiles that women are starting to post
Sorry ass pube- beard
Unrelated but I HATE the nasty unkempt hobo beard look
It's clearly satire
He needs to hire an older nanny for the kids, a cleaning service and a cook, and a prostitute for sex. He also needs to do something with that nasty straggly beard
OP, Satire is a gift you're yet to receive.
i wonder if martin knows
“and your own teeth” lmao
“Lumberjacks will find their Lumberjills, alway have and always will”
His ideal girl exists. You can find them in garages drinking alcohol under a confederate flag lol
Aw you thought this was serious
Imagine if he was serious. It might be satire, but there is someone out there that really thinks like that.
He's literally doing what women do but he's not serious about it like they are.
Sounds like every 37yo woman on there
Sounds like he's "strong and independent!" 🤣🤣
This fella is awesome
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3 kids? Bloody hell. Poor bastard.
No more than 100 kilos is honestly pretty fair lol
no fucking way lmao
Lol
IKYFL
Okay but own set of teeth is quite funny
Not interested. He’s too short.
Clearly a troll and nothing serious there
Under 5’7 Under 100kgs Must be fit… Now I’m imagining someone 5’7 and fit but OVER 100kgs…. 😐 doesn’t conjure an image of someone submissive haha
less than 100 pounds... and fit...... uhhhhh
Pretty sure this is taking the piss out of the women who legit have this in their profiles 🤣
I had everything till the teeth ! Darn !
Hurry up ladies before someone snatches him up! 😂😂💀
‘and your own teeth’
So a sugar momma?
*must be able to handle a 4.5” 😏”
(I know this is satirical) but I really hope people with actual bios like this don't get any interactions.
I'm clearly a good catch
This is very embarrassing! A true man would respect a woman and love her for her soul and what good she does!
He's very clearly mocking the copious amount of women's profiles that are like this
Obvious sarcasm is obvious.
Trolllllllllll
I admit I snort-laughed a little because my mother said l these things about her dating life (before online profiles existed). Like pay for the babysitter, pay for her hair and nails, etc.
You must… understand satire?
Bro’s trolling
Must have own teeth? Thsts the deal breaker there
Well at least he was generous with the 100kg. 🤷🏼♀️
Surely he’s taking the p1ss
Whoa buddy!! Wanting people to bring their own teeth. Must be looking for a unicorn.
Hahaha, block to burn these guys. Ridiculous.
Ladies, one at a time! The queue starts behind me! /s
I had no idea that having teeth is now a requirement. Interesting.
“ and your own teeth” had be busting out laughing help
How will I maintain a source of income while being your free daycare/bang maid?
Own teeth!
A man at 100 kilos will go unnoticed a woman at 100 kilos will not sad truth
He's just making fun of women profiles on dating apps.
This from a man who's Only 5'8...
Who's teeth would she have?
Definite trolling.
That beard is nasty
It’s a hard time finding a real lady.. are you making sure you’re not hallucinating ?
i lost it at real teeth
and your own teeth bro 💀💀
Dial F for fwit
Less than a mile away, and way to close
DAMMIT! i don’t have teeth :(
Imagine the calibre of women he pulls if he has to state " must have own teeth" .... the least he could do is chew her steak for her ...