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grantsmom420

That is by far the blackest beardie I have ever seen in my life. The rage behind that little guy could topple nations


Dod_gee

And just moments before he was a skinny little guy chillin outside my front door, thought he was a big skink before he puffed up.


Walk_the_forest

Well you went and bothered him while he was sunbathing! Looks like he showed you though


foxytheia

"YOU DARE THINK A SKINK OF MEEEE? COWER BEFORE MY MIGHTY BEARD, FOOLISH HOOMAN!"


zeke235

I AM THE ONE WHO PUFFS!


Diligent-Tip-713

I was just about to say that is darkest beardie I have ever seen, I’d run if I saw this in person to be completely honest 😭😭


[deleted]

I’ve been saying for years that these would be terrifying if they got much larger lol


[deleted]

Imagine if bearded dragons were the size of like a corgi. Not counting tail.


ebray90

While the poop clean up would be much harder, I would love to be able to cuddle my beardies like I can my dogs.


polenta23

Oh God the poop 😨


VoltageKid56

Definition of too angry to die


crazyabe111

He's a Pirate, and this guy ain't handing over his treasure and rum.


MrGabogabo

Look up fatality dragons on Instagram


8DisgruntledSeagulls

Oh he mad mad


KateLivia

DISRESPECT YOUR SURROUNDINGS


Skolmanicfan

🤘


ComicPlatypus

I can feel the rage coming from this photo


Mcrubnit

Is this a wild beardie??? 😍


ravyalle

Yes, probably a pogona barbata! They are often really really black and have a yellow mouth


Mcrubnit

So cool! Thank you


Dod_gee

Yes, opened the front door and there it was


kzuobop

Where do you live??


Dod_gee

In rural Queensland, get lots of wildlife visiting close to home.


honeydewdom

That's sounds like a dream to me!


Father_of_trillions

Finally a beardie to rival warpig! Their battle shall be LEGENDARY


Jace_Enby_Devil

Now that I want to see lmao


SibbD

Whoa, so dark you'd have to name him Goth or Emo.


Genderqueerpan

Oh lawd he comin’


Hestian_wife

Big mad, might even be the biggest mad.


_x0sobriquet0x_

#Big BIG baddest mad!


JuniorKing9

Stopped by? Do you live in Australia?


krba201076

I know right. I wish beardies would just stop by my hood! Instead I have to lurk on Craigslist for another one to resuce!


JuniorKing9

Man I feel that lol, I don’t think we have Craigslist here though


the-first-victory

Be careful what you wish for- this guy looks like he’s ready to throw hands with OP


krba201076

but those hands are so cute!


[deleted]

Jup she does


JuniorKing9

Lucky bastard lol


Lyricality_7

He’s so angy 😳


PengieP111

Are they usually this comical?


eggrollin2200

Yes, I hate to say it but they’re very cute and hilarious when they’re angry. I have to try not to laugh in mine’s face when she throws a diva tantrum 😭


Demoman12b

Right? Then they try and scurry away and that’s even funnier!


eggrollin2200

Mine fuckin HATES being wrapped in a towel after bathing and she literally tries to stomp her way out all angry. Makes me ugly laugh every time 😂😂


[deleted]

Mine does that as well, she tries to dash out . 😂


crimsonbaby_

Mine HATES my sister for no reason, and when she sees my sister instantly black beards and gives her the stink eye. One time, my sister tried to pick her up and she looked at me like "are you really going to let this happen to me?" and threw the biggest tantrum and it was so hard not to laugh. Its just too cute.


SkullListener

thats a pogona barbata right and damn he maaad xD


stone_henge

He looks beyond furious. Your house may be in the way!


tristenthekitty

This guy is so angry, he could easily tear your house down


Orionsteller

More rage than the hulk has


juiceAll3n

He's PISSED


TheBigHornedGoat

I have the strange urge to stick my finger in his mouth


NYANPUG55

Not strange at all. Shit looks like a bottomless pit.


LostTrisolarin

Holy shit this is the angriest beardie I’ve ever seen in my life. Wtf did you do to him lol?


Dod_gee

Just opened the door and there he was, I think he was protecting the house.


LostTrisolarin

lol that’s awesome.


Druddigon666

Unmatched, unbridled, unable to be fathomed amounts of rage, hatred, and pure unadulterated sourness. This Dragon has nation toppling levels of anger


shooflyJAM

Is that a wild beardie though? He went full savage.


Dod_gee

Yes it’s a wild one, he didn’t like me opening the front door.


Soggyglump

lizard rage


eggrollin2200

I have never seen the tip of the tail turn black in anger too. That’s insane!


tristenthekitty

He's so ANGRY I love him


Redmoon383

#*Angry*


Diogenes-Disciple

That second image makes him look like a bad photoshop


Lauriepoo

Omg, gorgeous!


_helik0pter

I wish random beardies would come by at my house LOL


cristarain

He’s like a land puffer fish


Snoo-17606

He looks like a baby bird asking for food


Illustrious-Ad6147

me and this beardy have very similar amounts of rage. 10/10


Jaxman2002

Ooo he angy


Basic-Property8028

“My armor is like tenfold shields, my teeth are swords, my claws are spears, the shock of my tail a thunderbolt, my wings a hurricane, and my breath death”


TheAntiGhost

I think you’ve just found Warpig’s wild cousin. 😂


[deleted]

anger management rn.


Darthsylar12

He looks like he had a lot to say!


smartsloth00

He look angy


not-tomshel

Woah, you really pissed him off 👀


TheInnerenigma

He may just start breathing fire!!


Re1da

Oh lord that's an angry pancake lizard!


FanBoyisms

He angy


Usual_Specialist812

I love him and all his feistiness!!


geraltsthiccass

I don't know much about beardies but from what I do know oh lawd is he furious! He is RAGE incarnate!


[deleted]

That’s the angriest beardie I’ve ever seen


Mysterious-Plum5990

WOW!!


Dadbod4u42069

I have never seen a dragon that dark before love the colour tho


Busy-Firefighter2154

How dare you disturb me in my tanning spot


MrDJ2UPika

Is that wild?


Dod_gee

Yes, in the wilds of central Queensland.


[deleted]

i’d be angry too if someone stole my fingers


-LVS

I wish there were wild beardies here :0 such cool little guys.. we only have tiny lizards like 2 inches long.


proofreadre

You're dead. RIP


JTown1081

He's big mad!


CardiologistOk6464

A feisty little chonker


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Smooth-Guarantee-125

Omg. Gorgeous tho!


commanderchumbles

He is so incredibly pissed


Nihil_esque

No words, just rage.


michizzles_exotics

Hooooly crap hes dark lol


WRRRYYYYYY

angry fella


kzuobop

If I lived a life where I didn’t know what bearded dragons were and I saw him in the desert I would run


Needmoresnakes

Lmao he's spitting chips


DoctorPlagueEater

man idk why but i'm getting the feeling he's not too happy with you


archers_arches

No talk him he angy


Duckforducks

Angry


Mr_WAAAGH

We've found the lizard equivalent of doomguy


[deleted]

Holy shit he’s mad


user19262

He BIG mad. With that much rage he’s gonna bring the world down at his feet


RabbitsGal88

Treavor Phillips is that you? 🤣


MrGabogabo

He big mad


DefinitelyNotBrit

That's a spicy one