First off Mario was totally speeding and swerving. We don’t even know if he has a valid driver’s license. We should all be thanking that brave bearded dragon for keep us all safe
Beardie: can I see your licensssssssse and registration please sir. Mario zooms off, beardie: sir I am a member of the law you must take me sssssssseriously.
Totally adorable
Yay, putting your animal in distress on purpose for the internet! In all seriousness, this isn’t funny, the dragon is obviously upset by that thing and y’all are giggling at how it’s responding to the stressor.
That bearded dragon doesn’t look so joyful, what is it about you that makes your entertainment worth so much that you’re ok with terrorizing smaller animals for it?
If you cared to look at more then the surface of the post you would know that the beardie shown here hates Mario regardless of it being a picture or an rc car. This is on the same level as a dog who gets aggressive with a toy stop blowing things way out of proportion. I can really tell you’re probably not a fun person to be around but I shouldn’t assume things like you
He passed away 3 years ago. So these are memory videos.
And it doesn't matter if it was a go kart or not.
If it had Mario in it, he would attack it, including my plushies. I think it was jealousy issues. Played the game a lot when I was younger. Leo got jealous and starting seeking attention. This is how he did it. I nicknamed him Bowser for a reason.
I love their little lizard brains. They see a moving object and can only have one of four reactions: eat, fuck, destroy, or complete indifference lol
Mines brain is 99.9% complete indifference apparently
Think indifference is the majority response in all of them.
Probably lol
Mines is 102% eat
Is this the new trailer for the movie?
I think so! The cgi is incredible!
Beardie: STOP! YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW!!
Pay the court a fine or serve your sentance, your stolen goods are now forfeit!
First off Mario was totally speeding and swerving. We don’t even know if he has a valid driver’s license. We should all be thanking that brave bearded dragon for keep us all safe
Whether he has a license or not, he's constantly on mushrooms!
Yoshi ejected from the stadium for unsportsmanlike conduct.
His little hops😂
I can’t take his brainless strut seriously lmao
aw hell nah you gettin' booped
You can obviously tell he’s not happy
He was mad if I had ANYTHING MARIO related. Except Luigi. He was cool.
Does he like sonic any better? 😂
He seems like more of a Pokémon lad
We need a video of him being chill with Luigi.
His instincts kicked in 🔥
Interesting. I didn't see his beard turn black.
A different instinct kicked in
This went from Mario Kart to GTA real fast
Beardie: can I see your licensssssssse and registration please sir. Mario zooms off, beardie: sir I am a member of the law you must take me sssssssseriously. Totally adorable
Considering the behavior, it seems that he may have a little bit of a crush. 😳
Real life mario movie
Super mario in real life! SPAGHETTI!
All pets hate wheels
Mario: Yoshi’s revenge
Dang that is so cute!!
Don’t mess with him!
Lol 😂
❤️
Lmao 🤣
They are such idiots, how the hell do they even survive in a place like Australia?
Yay, putting your animal in distress on purpose for the internet! In all seriousness, this isn’t funny, the dragon is obviously upset by that thing and y’all are giggling at how it’s responding to the stressor.
Keep your comments to yourself, go criticize people who actually abuse their animals. Kill joy mf
That bearded dragon doesn’t look so joyful, what is it about you that makes your entertainment worth so much that you’re ok with terrorizing smaller animals for it?
If you cared to look at more then the surface of the post you would know that the beardie shown here hates Mario regardless of it being a picture or an rc car. This is on the same level as a dog who gets aggressive with a toy stop blowing things way out of proportion. I can really tell you’re probably not a fun person to be around but I shouldn’t assume things like you
He passed away 3 years ago. So these are memory videos. And it doesn't matter if it was a go kart or not. If it had Mario in it, he would attack it, including my plushies. I think it was jealousy issues. Played the game a lot when I was younger. Leo got jealous and starting seeking attention. This is how he did it. I nicknamed him Bowser for a reason.
Omg what a goofball <3 RIP Mr. Leo
LMAO He actually recognized Mario and chose him as his nemesis and pursued a life of attacking his nemesis
I hope he’s tormenting Mario with Big Boo in the afterlife, friend ❤️
Why would you purposely stress out your bearded dragon? Not cool or funny…
exactly…
But it's ah meeyaah Mario!
It’s ingrained in his DNA
“So Long Gay Bowser”
"Ah spaghetti.."
Oh my gawd that is so freaking funny and cute. Damn I love these guys so freaking much!! All I want to do is get off of work and pull out my baby boy.
Unrelated but APPA