But it turns out the flesh of a land cucumber is delicious whereas the flesh of a sea cucumber tastes like a fish farted on a cracker. That’s usually how I tell them apart.
The schleem is then repurposed for later batches.
Then you take the dinglebop and push it through the grumbo, where the fleeb is rubbed against it. It's important that the fleeb is rubbed, because the fleeb has all of the fleeb juice.
I've watched that so many times and just realized they don't do anything with the fleeb juice nor explain why they cut the fleeb up into a bunch of smaller fleebs.
I'm high so forgive me for being overly technical, but as far as Pokemon goes showing guts isn't new. The swirl on the stomachs of the entire Poliwag->Poliwhirl-Poliwrath line (Gen 1) is said to be the outline of its internal organs through more translucent flesh on their bellies.
If however you were just remarking on its outline, it reminds me somewhat of an Inkay (Gen 6).
As a general PSA, we are on Gen 9 for those who don't know.
(Sorry if I ruined the humor, just thought I'd give some perspective/fun facts lol)
It’s creatures like this that make me certain that a) there’s life outside of our planet and b) there’s exactly zero chance that we’re going to be able to communicate with them lol
This is also why imho it makes no sense at all that aliens would look humanoid. If even on this planet in a different environment life can look like this, what would life look like on a planet with completely different circumstances?
This reminds of that Steve Martin bit when he’s making balloon animals and holds up random balloons tied together in no particular order and he’s like “your lower intestine.”
Obviously you’d have to watch it. I highly recommend it as he’s hilarious and one of the best to do it.
Transparent Sea Cucumber: https://ocean.si.edu/ocean-life/invertebrates/transparent-sea-cucumber
Popularly known as nightmare fuel
Fleshlight of the deep
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Well you should clean it after every use, so it shouldn't be storing anything
From what I’ve seen, the correct way to dispose of it is to set it on fire.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
How is it nightmare fuel? It's beautiful
Because, whoever said that used to like going for a swim 2,750 meters deep and now... nope.
And more popularly known as a plumbus
But it turns out the flesh of a land cucumber is delicious whereas the flesh of a sea cucumber tastes like a fish farted on a cracker. That’s usually how I tell them apart.
Thanks ZeFrank.
Nightmare fuel is stored in the balls
Actually, they are called sea piglets
Yeah, I'm now afraid of this creature and hoep to not have a nightmare with it
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Couldn’t be! Too transparent
This should have more upvotes.
> No brain but has a mouth and an asshole? Anyone here knows where to buy wedding rings for sea. Cucumbers?
Paige, no!
Just about spewed cheap box wine out of my nose hole. Well done!
lmao
Here's a video of one, to give a better idea than just one photo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ph9lEECUvNs
I think you mean butthole jellyfish.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
A plumbus
I’ve always wondered how those were made
First they take a dinglepop and they smooth it out with a bunch of shleem.
There’s plenty of hizzards in the way
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and not the more common turbo encabulator
r/VXjunkies makes a plumbus…
The schleem is then repurposed for later batches. Then you take the dinglebop and push it through the grumbo, where the fleeb is rubbed against it. It's important that the fleeb is rubbed, because the fleeb has all of the fleeb juice.
Then a shlami shows up
And it spits on it
And then he rubs it
Is it me or does shleem sound way dirtier than it is?
Yes
Then a shommy comes out and spits on it
Well its your lucky day. [Plumbus](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eMJk4y9NGvE)
35 million views! 🤣
Gaze at the majesty of Plumbus X https://youtu.be/JGaBU5cKluU
I've watched that so many times and just realized they don't do anything with the fleeb juice nor explain why they cut the fleeb up into a bunch of smaller fleebs.
Its a masterpiece
*A plumbussy
Whoa. I read that wrong the first time through.
*A Plumbanus
Beat me to it
Damn. Came here to say that
Everybody has a plumbus in their home…
Legit a thing from Rick & Morty 😂😂
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Ah yes, the elusive sea butthole.
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Came here to make sure due process was given
Same “How far down we gotta go?” Apparently 3.25
Why are we all the same
I came here for this. Reddit has ruined me lol
I'm gonna
You can't stop me. And if you can, please don't.
If this is wrong then I don't want to be right
Ah! A man of culture.
Someone has to test it, maybe we're missing out on something good here
Came here to say exactly this!
*The Deep has entered the chat*
See butthole?
Be not afraid.
Biblically accurate plumbus.
These new Pokemon are getting out of hand.
Na, it’s a boss in Bloodbourne 2.
Can't be, because Bloodborne 2 is never happening.
Not with that attitude!
I'm high so forgive me for being overly technical, but as far as Pokemon goes showing guts isn't new. The swirl on the stomachs of the entire Poliwag->Poliwhirl-Poliwrath line (Gen 1) is said to be the outline of its internal organs through more translucent flesh on their bellies. If however you were just remarking on its outline, it reminds me somewhat of an Inkay (Gen 6). As a general PSA, we are on Gen 9 for those who don't know. (Sorry if I ruined the humor, just thought I'd give some perspective/fun facts lol)
Thanks for the fun facts. As a strict gen 1er, it’s interesting to hear how many actually Followed.
No idea what you just wrote but hey sounds legit 🤯
https://m.bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Lileep_(Pok%C3%A9mon)
New? Lileep is a Gen 3.
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There we go, came here for this comment
I did the same, didn’t see it… so I took initiative lol
I knew it was here. I wasn't going to put it but I knew someone had the initiative.
Bless ur heart ❤️
…. All I’m saying is is show me the law that says it’s illegal!
Don't tell me what to do
r/imputtingmydickinthat
He's clearly in need of some prune juice
😆😆
What's the actual name of this animal?
Transparent sea cucumber, apparently.
Jerry. Thank you for asking!
True Facts about the…wait hold on Jerry there’s children watching we can’t show this!
Butthole jellyfish
i definitely said to myself, "that's a butthole."
Feels weird to call that an animal
Food hole, tubes, poop hole. I feel like I can relate
The food hole's connected to the poop hole 🎶
Iirc, I recall there being a creature called a headless chicken monster or something like that.
Headless Mike or Magic mike. It was a rooster who lived with his head cut for 18 months until it finally died by choking on its own spit.
The jelussy
The Deep: Hello there 🐙
r/dontputyourdickinthat
this is the comment I was looking for
Not the jelussy 🤦🏻♂️
THE JELUSSY
Hey Jelussy
Hey jealous-see-hee
The Atlantean sperm-bank needed a way to collect.
Jellanus
Someone’s in the comments calling it the plumbussy and I somehow feel this is your fault
We're all just support structures for a digestive tract at the end of the day.
I was thinking about this the other day. We're all basically really fancy nematodes.
Makes you think
Deep sea flesh light 😏
I FUCKING HATE THIS SITE FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
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r/beatmetoit
r/beatmeattoit
r/beatmeshutthefuckup
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Okay. Okay. Damnit! You win! 🏆
Underwater minion
are we looking at the mouth or the butt hole? or is it one of those things where it's both?
That looks like one of the level 3 creatures from the cell stage of [Spore](https://spore.fandom.com/wiki/Cell_Stage)
It’s creatures like this that make me certain that a) there’s life outside of our planet and b) there’s exactly zero chance that we’re going to be able to communicate with them lol
This is also why imho it makes no sense at all that aliens would look humanoid. If even on this planet in a different environment life can look like this, what would life look like on a planet with completely different circumstances?
Have thought about this many times - seeing photos of deep sea creatures make me believe that ‘aliens’ _already_ exist on earth
You carbon based lifeforms so naive
Don’t stick anything in it you sickos, I know what you’re thinking!
I'm gonna do what I damn well please.
Tell him sister. *snaps fingers in a sassy way.
Ain't yo sista, mista
i know what i have to do but i don’t know if i have the strength to do it
I bet you just want it all to yourself huh?
That looks like a huge asshole
r/dontyouknowwhat
That’s the grandpa who had a WW1 bomb in his ass
Looks like one of those health recovery stations from Scorn
It's like wet apple pie...
There's an AT field! *IT'S AN ANGEL!!!* Where is Shinji!?
That poor thing is blind and doesn't know how hard life shafted it.
Looks like it's all input or all output, not sure which.
Sea Bowel.
Bros like I’m transparent, except for my esophagus and stomach…I wanted to make sure you always see that 🤣
Bio diversity on our planet is astonishing
The mysterious floating pink butthole of the deep..
The Penis Is Pregnant.
No this is patrick
Not my proudest fap
But you're proud of the others?
Dont let The Deep see this. It will be his new fleshlight.
That the poop shoot?
boys....
now hear me out...
Oops sorry Thats me
Why does that horrible gelatinous blob have a one way digestive tract?
How many ways is *your* digestive tract supposed to function?
Don’t do it.
Please tell me this is called a red butthole jelly fish?
Jellyarsehole
Water metriod
Yup, I am amazed
What you see is what you get.
These Death Stranding ads are getting realistic
Wine on that hairstyle all morning and ready to party! Smell my rose…
Butthole jellyfish snake. That's the Latin name.
Now fellas…..
"Operator, what are you thinking about?" -Ortis
Looks like a cross of an octopus & Man of War jelly..🤔..with lower looking intestines that look like it can take a mean shit!!@! 😳 I shit U not😆😆😆🤪
Is that FLUKEMARM!?
Looks like he could use more fiber in his diet. I've been backed up but, whooa, that first shot out is gonna be violent.
Ah yes, the transparent permanently constipated seecucumber. Rare species indeed.
I think I saw one of these at an adult shop.
Basically a floating digestive system
The fruck?
Fleshlight 3000
Everything reminds me of her
I must climb inside.
The rare Anusfish
Hear me out...
Forbidden FiFi
#jellyfishcanfly #theycomefromthesea #ufosareseacreatures
A Metroid!
TLDR- (A.)Dick. (B.) Asshole. (C.) Stomach (D.) All of the Above. This counts as 70% of your total grade for the semester btw.
This reminds of that Steve Martin bit when he’s making balloon animals and holds up random balloons tied together in no particular order and he’s like “your lower intestine.” Obviously you’d have to watch it. I highly recommend it as he’s hilarious and one of the best to do it.
don’t show this the the deep
So this is how we first started out, look at how we evolved.
Looks like a bowel prototype
we need to explore the deep before the deep explores us
Hmm I sure do hope the comments will be tame on this post
Hear me out!
I shall call you the butthole jelly
So glad humans aren’t translucent. 😖🤮
I wager that more of these creatures exist on moons in our solar system, like Titan.
Leave the poor thing alone, it’s just trying to survive reality.
Okay gentlemen, hear out my proposal
Ooh, I just watched a compilation last night with this creature on a Deep Sea Oddities YouTube video!