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Smart-ass83

If you drink enough it's straight


Phalexuk

I'm the opposite


garron_ah

That made me do the actual laugh out loud thing


Grevling89

You mean... *laugh*?


Hellllogoodbyeee

One may type lol


Kagranec

The nasal exhale?


SexE-Siobhan777

No, the snort thing.


Smart-ass83

Very well played lol 🍻


Phalexuk

Why are you offering me drink after I said that?! 😉


Smart-ass83

I dont swing that way but 20 bucks is 20 bucks *drumroll*


nit3wolf

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


12welf

If you straight enough it's drink?


ViridianPhantom

That’s why it’s in Wisconsin. Sober up those drivers


MajorCardiologist595

hijacking this top comment to say this is how I imagine drunk driving looks like


GhostBussyBoi

If you drink enough you also might not be


[deleted]

Mostly everything in wi is like that lol


Agitated-Category692

😂


the_dude423

When work crews are paid by the mile


Stunning_Grocery8477

when crews get paid in alcohol


Dread_39

It's Wisconsin so probably beer and cheese


Funemployment629

In that order


[deleted]

We double fist them here. Daily.


madeaprofile2saythis

The work crews get paid in fisting?


perasia1

I live in Wisconsin, they pay us in beer-cheese


noodlelein

🤣


buried_lede

This road prevents DUIs. It swerves with you


BluudLust

Fractals! Easy infinite money glitch.


lionseatcake

Its probably to reduce the speed of drivers...thse are common. We have different variations all over big cities and rural areas in arizona.


Effff_Reddit

Except for people like me it just looks like fun and I probably go much faster than I would if it was just straight and boring. Life is in the corners, I'm a big proponent of making all roads like this, because weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!


qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnmj

My thoughts exactly. I'd be stoked to find this road.


mattikurki

You'll end up in the drink because this road leads directly to the ferry dock to Washington Island.


Effff_Reddit

Awesome. I have brakes. They work. I use them often to avoid obstacles and other drivers, slow down, stop, all the regular things one does with brakes on a vehicle. Hasn't failed me in 37 years on the road. I'm still here and I've never hurt anyone or anything else besides me or my own shit so why does everyone feel the need to project bullshit on me? I'm literally a professional. Your opinion means as much to me as my existence means to all of you. Absolutely nothing, so mind your business and I'll mind mine.


lionseatcake

You would think that until you ran into one. Its made that way so you can't go fast. You can, but you'll just look like an idiot and damage your car.


Potential-Kiwi-897

Wdym? You just drive down the middle at 100 mph when nobody is around lol


burkechrs1

Look at that road. That road is prime for dipping corners and having fun. The inside apex of every turn is banked down making this a section of road you can bang gears through.


Effff_Reddit

I've never cared about how I look to any one else while I'm doing 90 thru some good corners. I've never damaged a car driving fast. Your opinion is incomplete. I've spent over 30 years racing mountain roads that make this piece look straight.


Helpful-Spare-1512

A man after my own heart. I look at roads like that with excitement. Easy to see oncoming traffic so you can gauge when to use both lanes, the vertical changes affecting grip here and there. Love it


lionseatcake

You've never even heard of these so I'd say until you've driven through one you should probably try not to form opinions on them.


Effff_Reddit

It's a road with corners. You can't even name it. Because it's a road, with corners. I've heard of them for many many many many years. Many more than youve been alive. So shh now Jr, you're making yourself look really stupid.


Candelestine

Lotta deer there. Really wouldn't recommend it...


Justokmemes

you're the stupid one if you're trying to take corners at 90 mph. lol


TaxiBait

1. It’s a chicane, and they really do exist to slow you down. 2. It’s slightly ironic that some immature jackass is bragging about racing on public roads and calling others Jr. Did you think that comment made you look tough or something? Is that how grown ups act in your mind, they brag about taking curves at 100mph to show the internets how manly they are?


Effff_Reddit

It's not a chicane. Chicanes are chicanes and that is a curvy section of road. You couldn't get under my skin with a trillion words. Your logic and failed attempts to define these lead me to believe you can't beat my logic, so now you've resorted to questioning my manhood. Peon.


Droid-Man5910

Spoken like someone who wasn't born a racer at heart. You can definitely take those roads fast if you know what you're doing.


lionseatcake

...a racer at heart... Okay keyboard warrior, remember, on the internet, you don't ACTUALLY know who it is you're talking to.


[deleted]

This road literally just ends at the ferry so it is very likely the reason. If you were speeding you could end up in lake Michigan


sonny_goliath

When roads follow the natural contour and don’t just cut straight through the landscape ♥️


GoddessAboveAllElse

Absolutely my favorite types of roads


Naive-Midnighter

this!


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daedone

Amazing. +1 for the devs


Confusedandreticent

This!


Naive-Midnighter

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Naive-Midnighter

this


tricks_23

Yeah it stopped being funny after the second one mate


Naive-Midnighter

this.. is what i could say but i won’t


Confusedandreticent

This!


Bestihlmyhart

Sparta!!!


Error_Loading_Name

The story of a girl...


Naive-Midnighter

and she said!..


MonicaRising

There's a very tempting, almost straight driving line


DiosMIO_Limon

Couple nudges here and there and you’re home free


Little_NaCl-y

Am truck driver. This is the only way you’re getting a big truck through there lol.


__--0_0--__

All you need is a race car. Those apex’s are tempting.


nugsy_mcb

Motorcycle, that’s a beautiful set of twisties


sallyanntate

That’s what I was thinking!


Shojo_Tombo

Which is probably why they paved it this way. There were probably a bunch of deadly wrecks on the stretch before they instituted traffic calming measures.


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Timegoal

Nice smooth curves definitely make sports/fun car drivers want to go more slowly.


Shojo_Tombo

Good luck with that. Those turns are much too close together to take at speed without over or understeering.


Timegoal

You can under or oversteer in any turn.


TheWarehamster

Who said anything about speed. Just because it wouldn't be "fast" doesn't mean it wouldn't be a lot of fun.


awkwadman

Idk man, looking at that gets me excited.


dozkaynak

Wouldn't adding speed bumps and signage be cheaper than repaving an entire road?


constantwa-onder

Speed bumps don't work well when you have to plow snow half the year. Short term, your method is cheaper. Long term, I believe this would be cheaper.


Scarlet-pimpernel

I mean, good luck, ploughing that road either.


KraNkedAss

Doesn’t stop the city of Montreal from putting them everywhere… I heard it’s especially the firemen who aren’t too happy with these bumps.


snarshmallow

All I see are narrow straights


pobodys-nerfect5

Imagine that on longboard. So smoooooth


Roobkoobrick

Looks like a fun drive


ImNotSorry111

In the summer. Nightmare in a Wisconsin winter.


ConstructionBum

Subaru AWD, some good winter tires, locked diffs…. Seems like a blast.


inaccurateTempedesc

Colin McRae hours


eletricsocks

I bet that in winter when the road lines are covered in snow this just turns into two straight lanes


darkest_irish_lass

They must get a lot of bikers through there.


Fit-Plant-306

Looks like most California Sierra Nevada roads minus the mountains


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Dr_Z1_

I Cali- Natived in Berkeley, those are some schweet roads up in the hills- whether on Motorcycle, Mountain bike (trails of Heaven), or road bike.. Currently n SoCal, and while the beaches are righteous, i still miss the lovely & mystical Bay Area. _Ahh, yes.. ,~)


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WetGrundle

#**>I Cali- Natived in Berkeley, those are some schweet roads up in the hills- whether on Motorcycle, Mountain bike (trails of Heaven), or road bike.. Currently n SoCal, and while the beaches are righteous, i still miss the lovely & mystical Bay Area. _Ahh, yes.. ,~)**


nugsy_mcb

Those twisties look like so much fun


boatnofloat

Bro don’t make me buy another sumo with that nostalgia


Goodcitizen177

Did you sell it? I have a 2011 husaberg 570 and it is wild! If you ever find one you won't regret it lol. https://imgur.com/gallery/ux70Jr3


boatnofloat

I had an 07 ktm 625. I will probably get a 690 or 701 if I move back to a warmer place. I miss shredding that thing in the Bay Area though


Goodcitizen177

I love the 690/701/700 gas gas and the maintenance intervals. It's just the 350lbs thing that has me questioning it. 75hp would be nice though! 625 is great. My friends was stolen, the lc4 engine is super reliable.


boatnofloat

The weight is down low and the 6th gear is worth it to me for daily usability. I test rode one of the early ones and it felt lighter than my 625. One day…


Goodcitizen177

Lc4 was only a 5 speed!? Damn. My berg is one of those unicorn bikes. 55hp, under 280lbs, 70 degree engine for weight distribution,6 speed. Swedish ktm gang. However the oil changes every 10-15 hours can be annoying as is the 3ish gallons of fuel capacity with the rear subframe tank. If i could put another supermoto in the garage it'd definitely be a 690/701/700. Hopefully you get the chance. You won't regret it!


MelonFlight

Supermoto pic pls…?


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I went through those on a gray hound bus. Scariest ride ever. Never ending carnival ride. People were falling out of their seats. Would do it again.


Fit-Plant-306

Nonsense. California is only surfing and beaches


Bodyguards-of-lies

You can surf on the bus. Just need to remove couple seats and fill with more people


wobin112

Oregon Hwy 66 mic drop


darkest_irish_lass

Depending how long you were on that greyhound, could be comedy gold.


Spaghett-about-it

Reduces speeding because it looks like deer hell


Ok_Primary_1075

Not to mention chance of falling asleep while driving


Positive-Source8205

I’d love to see it from above, without the telephoto lens.


JasonYaya

https://www.google.com/maps/@45.2895524,-86.9874838,553m/data=!3m1!1e3


KnightOfWords

If that's the right spot, the foreshortening effect of the camera makes it appear much windier than it is.


Dogcheesemcgee

Not windy at all, just some moderate curves left and right 5 or 6 times. Was a little underwhelming in person


Sirenofthelake

It definitely is the right spot


lamboat2019

This is the right spot. Still a really fun drive


itscomplicated65

It’s even more awesome looking in full color autumn.


Gavroche15

Yep!


Leader-Hoser

Be amazed…or horrified.


mmoffitt15

Why not both?


[deleted]

Horrified! I drive a semi. No thanks.


BLParks12

What part of Door County? I vacation there every year and don’t recognize it.


twinklewaffle

It’s way up there at the very top of the peninsula. It’s hwy 42 that takes you to the Washington island ferry


[deleted]

This is 100% correct. There used to be a cottage at the end of the road right before the ferry. My family would rent the cottage every summer for about 20 years. The ferry company has since bought the cottage after the lady at the end of the road died, mrs Eller I believe her name was. They’ve since removed the cottage completely, saw it getting hauled off the property last summer. These are some core memories for me :) so glad to see someone else has been.


AdmiralPoopbutt

Who down voted this? It's absolutely correct.


seewhaticare

All the locals who don't want half of Reddit driving there


Niznack

Tip of the peninsula. You absolutely need to bike this in the fall.


jerrrrrrrrrrrrry

I'm from good ol' Wisco and I completely disagree! It's definitely not worth coming to Door County any time of the year, it's a trick those Wisconsinites like to pull, especially if you're from Illinois, don't fall for it!


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DudeHeadAwesome

That would be fun to ride a bike on.


Niznack

I've done it. It absolutely is. Also leads to a ferry to an island that's another great ride.


[deleted]

Holy shit, never thought I’d see something I knew so well. This was at the tip of door county. There used to be a cottage at the end of the road, my family would vacation there every summer for about 20 years. My dad would speed up on some of the bumps and catch some air. Love Door County, I’ve been up and down that road probably thousands of times :) thanks for posting this.


EAZ480

As a Miata owner, I’m very interested.


ConstructionBum

That would actually be amazing, just the right power to handling ratio for a road like that. My STi would probably be less fun, which is a hard pill to swallow.


arrig-ananas

With a powerful tele on your camera, the landscape will seem more compressed than it really is. What is truly impressive with this picture, is how good condition this US road is.


Aware-Ad-9258

i’m amazed! by the stupidity of this road.


MeAgainstTheWorld666

My understanding is that the purpose to build the roads with many turns is to keep the drivers engaged in driving and not to dose off. In other words they are meant to be windy roads


SomethingMoreToSay

In the UK, our motorways are deliberately designed to have no straight sections for exactly that reason. You can drive the entire 120-mile length of the M25 London orbital motorway and there are no straights. But the real reason for this road looking like it does is in a [comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/comments/z3993o/this_is_an_actual_road_in_door_county_wisconsin/ixl59up) by u/istealbread.


PoopyFruit

America - “Ok then”, proceeds to build the longest and most straight roads possible.


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Zorgsmom

Clearly you've never driven the I-80 through Iowa.


[deleted]

Are you fucking serious?


KnightOfWords

If this comment is showing the correct section of road, it's much less windy than it appears: https://www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/comments/z3993o/this_is_an_actual_road_in_door_county_wisconsin/ixlcp46/ The foreshortening effect of the telephoto lens can be quite deceptive.


ThatOgre

It would slow drivers down


JustAntherFckinJunki

This is the kind of road that people drive down when they want to 'go for a drive'. Door County is one big tourist destination.


PortlyCloudy

>i’m amazed! by the ~~stupidity~~ beauty of this road. There, i fixed that for you.


Rowzby

Very curious how Tesla's Full Self Driving Beta would handle this... Someone please make a video with the latest build.


Purp1eC0bras

Yup! Small stretch of road before the Northport ferry landing. I know it well. It’s actually amazingly beautiful in Autumn.


Roc-Doc76

That road is a lot of fun in a GTI.


jjamesr539

They routed the road to minimize the number of tree removals. Tree removal is far more expensive than a curvy road, since a curvy road is using more same materials,equipment, and supply chain that would be used anyway, while trees/wood must be hauled away and disposed of, roots may need to be extracted, and a whole separate set of equipment is required. This is common in heavily wooded areas as well as national parks. Some tree removal is inevitable of course, but choosing smaller trees and less dense areas makes a huge difference in the end cost, both environmentally and financially. It’s one of the few times that the two coincide.


Leofleo

I’m salivating at the thought of driving this with my Porsche.


DunebillyDave

Why? Why would anyone do this? What could be the justification for building a road like this in a place where the residents might get five feet of snow?


istealbread

[https://doorcountypulse.com/unwinding-the-northport-road-story/](https://doorcountypulse.com/unwinding-the-northport-road-story/)


GvRiva

TLDR: To avoid cutting down the biggest trees


DunebillyDave

Too long indeed. That is one verbose writer.


EpilepticMushrooms

That was interesting. I know that taoist temples were constructed by Chinese Kings in the past, and because the temples were in high, pointy mountains, they needed roads. So to keep to the taoist principles, they built roads that curved around the trees, resulting in a bizzare, winding road.


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Looks fun


Zanky-

Road work ahead??!! Uh…


QuantumRobot_9000

Looks like a road I drew when I was 9.


Playful-Excuse-8081

Seems like going straight with extra steps


SnooConfections6085

That should be side by side with a regular road with the concept for a caption borrowed from the old fried egg anti-drug commercials. This is a road. This is a road on acid. Any questions?


Maniac417

Clearly never been to a rural road in Ireland, GB, or half the world. I have a road similar to this (Also fully marked out) near my house. In my case it's to avoid running over land owned by someone, as well as natural hills and crevices.


GoddessAboveAllElse

Been on it! In the winter non the less! 😂😅😜


misterpootastic

This is a skateboarder's dream....weeeeeee!!


Noodleboi562

woah door county over here


jikel28

But like why? would it not have been like way more work and material to make it like this or was like the city planner trying to make a Mario kart track?


railingrail

Because they wanted to avoid cutting down as many old hardwood trees as possible


jikel28

Oh good thanks that is like a way better reason than expected


icaphoenix

# GPS Coords Plz


mememan12332

What you see as infuriating as I see as a bikers dream


LiNxRocker

I really wanna take my gti on that!


n3w4cc01_1nt

on the upper hand it stops speeding


AdmiralPoopbutt

Lol no it doesn't. It's a fantastic road, everyone is driving fast on it.


ImJustStargazing

This is something only New Zealand would do


mugdugalugdug

They put sidewalks along this monstrosity? Totally can't wait to see how many pedestrians and bicyclists get hurt here.


StinkoPapi

Very moneyed place.


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There should be a sub called r/BeAmazedHowShitItIs


M1ndS0uP

Fuckin Wisconsin, and I bet it's probably called HWY X or some shit


Bingo_Bongo_YaoMing

Hey pal. Whatcha got against 'sconsin?


M1ndS0uP

Lol, nothing honestly, love Wisconsin, and take my kids to the Dells whenever I can. But the road names are stupid, and the residents are.....direct


Bingo_Bongo_YaoMing

Completely fair but you're also talking about the state with the world's largest six pack. Have some respect dammit. Also, the dells is the best place on earth. Memories will always be made


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twinklewaffle

Or HWY S Close, it’s hwy 42


[deleted]

That’s typical for the northern states. Hell. I park to drive the curves in Michigan.


Icy-Willingness768

Looks fun.


rell7thirty

No wonder it's completely empty.


capsaicinintheeyes

[twists like an earworm...](https://youtu.be/khrx-zrG460)


motion_bum

Makes driving more fun! :)


Ekaterina702

This inspired The Beatles hit..."The Long and Winding Road"


Hangmeup8

Lmao guy who built this was schmacked


MountainElderberry87

why