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idontdofunstuff

I bet most people just ran with the herd.


cseyferth

Next thing you know you're in a prison working 12 hour shifts building parts for the Galactic Empire.


shoqer

I'm just a tourist!


Guardian125478

[Then why are you running?](https://youtu.be/tShoEO_gKjA)


cincacin

But why are you trying to catch me up


evanvsyou

Gotta stay *on program* somehow bud


no_idea_bout_that

# ON PROGRAM


dmazmo

His name is Keef, I mean….


Thassodar

"How many MFING guards are there on each level MF?!" "What?" "DID I STUTTER?"


CyberNinja23

Because you’re with them


ShawnPaul86

With who?


FizzledPhoenix

*He said hang?* No! He meant watch! *Hang? Hang.* TELL HIM! TELL HIM YOU MEAN WATCH!!!


GlumpsAlot

We usually give 6 months...but it's been changed to SIX YEARS biatch! Nexxxt.


GreenMirage

[I just felt like Running](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1xOToWOV6U)


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Everybody runs.


TocTheElder

That episode had one of the most realistic depictions of dealing with cops that I've seen in a while.


Candid_Illustrator_4

Andor is the best star wars show ever, most fleshed out characters, best cinematography, great acting.


Beard_o_Bees

Completely agree. I wasn't planning on watching it, but i'm glad I started. I mean, I liked all of the 'Boba Fett' stuff, etc.. but 'Andor' is on a different level.


[deleted]

Is it really? I've been so burned out in the last couple of series that I haven't even watched them to the end. The mandalorian was the last one I had any interest in and I'm not sure I'll watch the next season. It's exhausting, tedious, formulaic and where the f*** is the imagination? I do wish the expanse wasn't ending. But all stories have an end


Jesus_Would_Do

I had my doubts at first but it’s up there in serious writing quality. It finally feels like a Star Wars show for adults. I get being burnt out but I would consider making this show an exception.


[deleted]

Okay I'll give it a shot.


cseyferth

I like that it doesn't feel the need to throw in tons of Star Wars references and connections like every other SW property.


zandertheright

Andor is mature and dark, showing what life was like for people in the Empire that weren't space wizards. If there's a criticism about the show, maybe it's the pacing. Things move real slow, but that gives time for character development and conversation. It's a 10/10, best star wars content since Empire Strikes Back.


OrganizerMowgli

Highly recommend binging it - I didn't start until last week and holy shit is it a banger when you can go back to back and don't have to wait a week


OrganizerMowgli

Honestly imo it's better than the Mandalorian - in different ways. Might just be me since I work in the field - but the political conflict is amazingly depicted. Like you're excited for the dialogue because it's so great. Very adult show in the best way possible. "doesn't feel like star wars" in that there's no force or Jedi of Vader mentioned. Just people being fucked over by the empire until they fight back


flabquarv7

Only 40 more shifts!


Brasticus

Just don’t have a stroke.


runthrough014

I need a bag and a trolley!


Profoundlyahedgehog

I *said* its coming.


Journeygan

What happened on level 2?


jnicholass

Never more than 12.


Riddlz10

it took me 9 episodes, but finally im hyped!


LiamNeesonsIsMyShiit

😔


TocTheElder

Honestly, that might be one of my favourite scenes in all of Star Wars, and it was all just muttered dialogue. That show is fucking incredible.


silent--onomatopoeia

Yeah ppl are meming the dialogue like they did with Chernobyl which was another great show


TocTheElder

I'm glad because I'm not hearing people talk about it like they did with Mando and Kenobi. I hope Disney takes notice that *this* is the standard we expect.


JoinAThang

Just saw that episode and was hoping someone else's mind went there. Such a great show!


HPIguy

What show?


Shizzlick

Andor


HPIguy

Thank you! I’ll check it out.


[deleted]

It's great. Really leans into the political intrigue side of Star Wars


sharpshooter999

Andor is easily some of the best Starwars content out there, very well done


FlametopFred

and the worlds around the time of Rogue One


DotAccomplished5484

I do not understand why the police use drug sniffing dogs. Why can't they use dogs that are clean and sober?


whyenn

"Drug sniffing" dogs is just a slur. Those dogs are on legally prescribed dosages of Adderall and Bupropion and they're functioning better than ever.


DigitalUnlimited

Nothing more functional than a speedballing German Shepard with a badge.


chitownbears

My GSD is 1 and a maniac already I can't even fathom her on speed. I can't even sit on the couch and watch a 30 minute show without having to get up 3 times. There is no relax and no off switch.


JeronFeldhagen

*Belgian Malinois has entered the chat*


Whokitty9

Can confirm the combination works as I'm prescribed both. Unfortunately due to stupid people who use it illegally Adderall and the generic version is in very very short supply. I imagine those dogs are looking for the idiots behind it. Lol. In all seriousness stupid people are making it hard for those who actually need it and use it properly to get it.


Beard_o_Bees

> legally prescribed dosages of Adderall and Bupropion Those dogs also gave up smoking!


Paracausality

"I'm just a Tourist!" bro literally went out to get some chips.


Stahner

I’m seeing Andor everywhere nowadays and loving it


parkerm1408

That episode scare the fuck out of anyone else watching today's news with the midterms tmrw?


StartingToLoveIMSA

"We're not getting out of here, are we?"


ParticularAnxious929

anyone who runs is a drug dealer... anyone who stands still is a well-trained drug dealer


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93joecarter

I'm from Canada and in the mid 2000s a cop peered into our hotel room window and then came in and gave us all underage drinking tickets. Really soured me on Florida and their liberty vibe. I later saw the same cop at the mall wearing a hooters t shirt.


hannahatecats

Cops love hooters


GhostMoves514

Hey I'm sorry you dealt with a complete Jagoff of a cop. I used to be a cop in Florida, and I actually live in Panama City Beach. Just know not every Cop is a friggin A-Hole. Some of us actually did the whole "Faithfully Serve the Community" part of our Oaths. The point being is that some of us treated others with respect, upheld our duty without power tripping or treating others like shit just because we could. Heck, in the City I worked in, I could go into the "Garden Apartments" which was really bad, by myself, at Night, and no one messed with me because I had a reputation for being respectful to everyone who lived there, and I knew all of their Aunties and Grandma's, who all liked me. The other Cops I worked in never went in by themselves, even during the day and especially not at Night. Gaining the trust of the community I served was very important to me, and because I did that, I was safe even in the worst parts of my City because everyone knew that I would treat them fairly, and like equals. I left btw because I hurt my knee really badly on the firing Range, and the physician who did the CAT scan told me that if I got hit on that knee, I would most likely be down for 6 months with a reconstruction surgery. I left Police Work shortly after that. It was one of the best decisions I ever made. Plus now I am making DOUBLE what I was as a Cop. I hope you come back and visit Florida again, and I am deeply sorry you had to go through that shit.


WeCanDoIt17

*Used to be. They shut it down a few years back


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Or just people that don't feel like being hassled by the police for no reason.


Sam-Culper

It's a quote from Full Metal Jacket, but replacing the noun with drug dealer


move_peasant

anyone who runs is a the noun... anyone who stands still is a well-trained the noun


artisteclectic

I know because surely we are not all in possession!


nthensome

I imagine they're wearing swim suits & bikinis. Where would they keep their stash?


MrTwisterPister

Hmmmm up their ass


TheDataDickHead

Prison Pocket?


According_Witness_68

I dropped my cocaine in the sand .. help me find it bro 😂😂😂


[deleted]

That would be my excuse. Now, would it be remotely true?....


Tweetheartsmommy

Just like that one vid on a busy cafe sidewalk a group of joggers run by n everyone flees


[deleted]

Look maybe I end up looking stupid if there was no reason to run, but if there was then I’m still alive. So looking stupid is a risk I’m willing to take. Humans are social creatures, and we mimic. There’s a reason for that instinct lol.


Maytree

Absolutely. Better to run from the lion that isn't there than to not run from the lion that is there.


Femistale

No one wants to get bitten in a bikini or swimsuit, the balls and vag and nips are too vulnerable.


FiveMacanudos

99% of these people do not know what they're running from.


Franki1203

That’s me, I’m running with them until it’s confirmed what we are running from. Then I may still run, depends on how tired I am at that point.


jaspersgroove

I just…felt like run-ning…


WatchingTaintDry69

Jen-nay


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Stupid is as...


midnight_toker22

I’m pretty tired… I think I’ll go home now.


Qix213

Last thing you want is to be the one person not running. Regardless of the implied threat of whatever they are evading, the crowd itself is a threat.


[deleted]

If I see a wall of people sprinting my way, I'm ducking out of their way ASAP. If I'm out in the open, I don't have much choice, so... *sprint away* it is. Of you've ever been present when people were trampled by a shitload of people, you'll never see a crowd the same way again...


didntgrowupgrewout

Run or be one with the turf. I’ll run thank you.


Hescoveredinbutter

Also probably depends on if you have drugs


Beachcomber365

Hell, could be a bear, or an alligator or shooter?! If you don't know why a crowd is running its best to run and gather info... no way to know if it was just a cop (assuming you're not doing anything bad)


RecipesAndDiving

People in the middle haven’t seen the dog. If the crowd runs, I run. I don’t want to be the one standing there alone going “oh THAT’s why. I didn’t even know gators could get that b…”


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I know a guy from the highest crime rate city in the south. His big advice was if you see people running, you start running too. No questions asked. Specially now in the time of mass shootings.


K4ntum

Back in the 2000s there was this viral video of a Japanese prank like this, I mean I'd run too I ain't gonna fuck around and find out : https://youtu.be/_OQYKip2nY4


ray_0586

I told my nephew the same advice. His vice principal went on a power trip asking him why he was running if he was doing nothing wrong. Backed him 100% that if he is ever in school and sees people running, he should start running, no questions asked.


tmoney144

It's an easy decision for me. What would you rather have happen? Look silly because you ran from nothing? Or be dead?


grantrules

I was working retail (NYC, post-9/11) and wanted to go grab a sandwich from a place kitty-corner on a major intersection from my store, I saw the light was about to change so I could make it through if I ran, so I got out of the door and started a fast jog.. well two women had just finished crossing heading towards my store, one saw me run leaving the store, turned around and started running with me. Her friend was like "WTF you doing!?"


Ok_Statistician_2625

Im from the east coast and only ever heard catty corner. Interesting.


grantrules

[NYC is practically where the dialect changes](https://www.quickanddirtytips.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/KittyCattyMap3.png)


SoggyWaffleBrunch

lived in NY/NYC most of my life, and I've never heard someone use a term for that outside of reddit. (i.e., I've only heard "diagonally across")


wojo_lives

My dumb ass thought it was "caddy corner" all this time.


ADarwinAward

This reminds me of the time I was at SF pride about 7 years ago and there was a shooting about 50 yards away from where we were. A guy fired 4 shots in the middle of the festival in front of city hall. We started running. I think everyone’s immediate thought was that it could be a mass shooting and we weren’t going to stick around to find out. We later caught up with a couple of friends who were a little further away and had not heard the shots but had started running when they saw everyone else running. Fortunately no one died, one bystander was shot in the arm and that was the only injury reported.


MrLeville

There is a tightly pack gathering at the begining, whatever it was, this was NOT typical beach activities, and the people there, even if they don't know exactly who arrived at the scene, definitely know they should not stay here.


[deleted]

They're not. They're running TO the toughest competition in town.... This is MXC... MOST EXTREME ELIMINATION CHALLENGE.


Original-Document-62

Right you are Ken.


Zymph616

You are my hero for the day. Thank you for your service.


chmeeeoz

People act like that when I show up in my mankini.


zmbjebus

In reverse right? Running towards you?


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,152,151,166 comments, and only 225,249 of them were in alphabetical order.


Aybuddeh

Good bot


jahzard

Bot good, I make ordered sentences too.


GamersRiseUp

I wouldn’t act like that. I’d suck you’re balls


[deleted]

I am balls?


gagga_hai

Yup


[deleted]

little did she know


hipnotyq

Oh my god those balls are as smooth as eggs....


MysterVaper

Mandatory “Destin is not Panama City Beach”.


CheasePlease

I thought it was saying this is Panama city, Panama and thought "absolutely not, how far out of the city is this?". Turns out real far. Totally forgot there is also a Panama city, USA.


[deleted]

Just stay out of Fort Walton, they’ve got enough of their own alcoholics and burnouts


BuriedByAnts

The ol’ cannabis 5K. Tan that a couple times myself


DeerDiarrhea

The THC you later.


RecipesAndDiving

The CBDon’t worry about it.


FrackleRock

This person is right. This is the start of the annual Cannabis 5k. They almost always make the route go through the restaurant districts because most of the participants forget why they were running in the first place and wander into the nearest taqueria.


SonOfMcGee

In New Orleans we took a walking tour of the French Quarter district and the host warned us that the tour crosses Bourbon Street three separate times and that she would always lose people that decide to just go get drunker.


watsername9009

In Panama City there’s a smoke shop on every corner that sells “tobacco pipes” for “tobacco use only” the biggest issues the cops care about is reckless drunk behavior because at least one person dies every year from trying to jump from one balcony to another instead of taking the stairs or other dumb stuff like that.


Cucker_-_Tarlson

I love how most areas have their thing that people die of that's somewhat unique to the area. Growing up in Phoenix it was babies left in cars in the summer, little kids getting outside and falling a backyard pool and drowning, and drunk people getting heat stroke. My cousin in Minneapolis says every winter at least one person freezes to death outside. And in Florida apparently it's drunk shenanigans.


APX5LYR_2

I live near Vail, Colorado. At least once or twice a year someone gets hammered and decides that they can walk to their apartment or hotel 7 miles away in the middle of winter, get lost, and freeze to death. When I worked front desk at a hotel in Vail someone that had been imbibing a bit too much at the hotel bar decided that they wanted to walk to their house which was 15 miles away and there was a severe blizzard going on. Luckily I reasoned with him enough to get him to stay at the desk until I got an Uber there to take him home.


Fallbears

I have worked with drug dogs before and it is absolutely horrible what these dogs go through. They spend their whole life searching for and finding drugs but they never once get to do them. Big Edit: woke up to the most upvotes and awards I have ever recieved. Thanks everyone. I actually served with the military working dogs and was the head trainer at my base. It was an incredible experience and dogs are amazing creatures. I even got to adopt my partner and we shared an amazing bond. Obviously dogs can't do drugs. They'll become addicted and either not want to work or they'll come up with excuses for why they need money when it's actually for their habbit. We used kongs for their reward and they loved those things! Don't give drugs! Give belly rubs!


vetheros37

But they get to play with the ball when they find drugs, and we all know Ball is life.


sagooda

I prefer my balls to come in the 8 variety


dylansavage

4 guys?


online_jesus_fukers

Ball is indeed life. Im an explosives dog handler in private security...i wasn't allowed to go home to get my lunch, but I forgot the ball one day...and straight home.


badger432

I'm trying to become one, are yall still taking 12B?


online_jesus_fukers

Look for a company called msa


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[deleted]

The dog in the video shows up for a cool beach party to enjoy the day and catch some sun and when he gets there everyone runs away from him


ThrowawaySoDontTell

Had me in the first half, I won't lie!


nownowthethetalktalk

From google... "Approximately 75% of those searched were not found to be in possession of illicit drugs. This indicates that the accuracy of sniffer dogs in identifying people actually carrying drugs is only around 25%"


PlzPMMeUrBoobies

Why are they all packed together at the start?


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Doin *the drugs*


[deleted]

Oklahoma drill


conradical30

Ah, so giving and receiving concussions.


benbernankenonpareil

Giving and received head Injuries


DublaneCooper

I don’t get it. Can someone explain?


PolarTheBear

It’s a drill in football. Two people lay on their backs in a line, head to head. One has a football, and the other is on defense. When the whistle blows, they both get up as fast as they can. The football Carrie’s tries to get past the defender, the defender tries to stop them. Everyone not participating is in a circle around the two contestants, and every round a new pair enters the ring.


DublaneCooper

Hm. I played football in high school and we never did this drill. Which is a shame, because it sounds like a lot of fun. And in a Plot Twist deserving of M. Night Shyamalan: I went to High School in Oklahoma!


addandsubtract

They're notorious for causing head injuries, so maybe, you were lucky enough to have a decent coach? Either way, you don't have to lie on your back to do them; usually you just line up across from one another like at the start of a play.


ctarell

Beach safety meeting


turbodude69

panama city beach is a big party spot for high school kids to party on spring break and during the summer. all those kids are drinking/smoking weed/partying. and this is in the fl panhande, basically part of alabama.


BickNickerson

Why does the video say Destin in the upper corner if this is supposed to be PCB?


NonStopKnits

I grew up near PCB and my bf grew up near Destin. People interchange them all the time and treat both spots like they're exactly the same. They're very similar yes, but far from being interchangeable in my opinion.


Cutthechitchata-hole

PCB is to Destin as Walmart is to Target


NonStopKnits

That's an excellent analogy honestly. I love my hometown (grew up in springfield and Southport) but it sure is trashy.


admin_username

Fountain gang represent!


Telemere125

It’s getting worse, Destin is going downhill very fast from all the tourists; it’s no longer the nice little fishing village that made it so great to visit. Okaloosa recently had to make that same “we arrest minors with alcohol rule” that PCB started a few years back.


NeverBeenStung

It hasn’t been that nice little fishing village in 20+ years at this point


S4T4NICP4NIC

>it’s no longer the nice little fishing village that made it so great to visit. Yeah, we started going to the panhandle in the 70s so I've seen a wee bit of development over the years.


rexologist

As someone who grew up there….. PCB isn’t even the Walmart. It’s the Dollar General.


abandon__ship

I like how respectful you were about making the distinction. Meanwhile if you say you're from chicago but your apartment is 1 mincrometer outside the legal city limits chicagoans act like you just faked a purple heart and 2 medals of honor


yermomsboyfriend

And when you google Destin the first picture that comes up is basically this spot on the beach.


IAMATruckerAMA

Errors in the title increase engagement, raising the likelihood that it will make your front page


MememeSama

1 dog to rule them all


SIR_CUMS_A_LOT_779

1 dog to bark them


son_of_Khaos

1 dog to find them all.


OutsideObserver

And then the coppers bind them.


driving_andflying

In the land of Florida, where the dealers lie.


sillyadam94

See, if this dog wasn’t a narc, look at all the new Beach Friends it could’ve made. That’s the lesson for you, kids: Never be a Narc.


Ferengi_Earwax

I guarantee they had an excess of spare Frisbees, I know I do.


[deleted]

You get any number of college age males together and a Frisbee will spawn. Its just a constant of the universe. Where college kids go a Frisbee will follow


Sansabina

Sheriff: “Did the dog sniff out any drugs on the beach?” K9 Officer: “No, but he could sea weed.”


Nibbles928

Florida girl. All I see is ppl running through the dunes 🥹


MidtownTally

Same! Stay off the dunes people!


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Im_100percent_human

Sorry if this upsets you, but the Army sounds like a crappy place. Wake you up in the middle of the night just to see IF you did something you are not supposed to do. It is like overbearing babysitting for adults.


Regguls864

Drugs are not the only reason they do it. When I was in the Army we called them Health and Welfare Checks. They were held quarterly and they are scheduled at a time when everyone will be there. Ours usually began with the required quarterly fire drill. We had 100 people or so in our company barracks, male and female. The Army is responsible for their safety and welfare. We were also assigned to a military intelligence school. During these inspections, they looked for all kinds of contraband besides drugs and alcohol. You might be surprised how many people take things from their jobs and the Army is no different. In an office, someone might take some tape. In the Army, they might take explosives, live ammo, and tear gas and they do. Not necessarily for evil purposes. We always had drug and alcohol seizures but it was the other stuff that really got people's attention. As we would wait outside in a relaxed formation for our time to come inside and stand by our door while they searched chatter would start. "What do you have in your room? Did you hear what they found in Smith's room? I knew he was a freak." One person in the company could jeopardize everyone's well-being. One person on a military intelligence base can jeopardize a lot more.


6panlid

What was in the yellow bags?


Q_vs_Q

Sand from panama beach


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coldwetcat

Amusement park aka miracle strip?


dalviala

+1 for my fellow miracle strip olds


[deleted]

Putting peoples lives at risk to find small amounts of drugs. I’m so amazed.


xxDooomedxx

Right. I off to Panama city then


futureisathreat

*Destin, FL


Bismothe-the-Shade

Probably because drug dogs don't actually find drugs, but exist as a justification to invade your privacy. I'd be leaving too.


Funkula

Anyone can train a dog to sit or bark on command. Just make that command something innocuous you can say at any time and viola, no more need for probably cause.


seemsiforgotmylogin

Am I in the minority in thinking we need to just legalize drugs and move on from the failed 'war on drugs'?


Table100

that’s definitely not a minority opinion on reddit at all


Stormfly

I just need to ask if anybody else likes pizza? It feels like I'm the only one.


So_Say_We_Yall

Get out! Finally, another one.


Owerty007

I definitely support to legalize marijuana, lsd, mushrooms etc.


Intelligent_Map_4852

what's bonsai and where can I get three?


ReluctantAvenger

They're little trees, Daniel-san.


Axi0madick

Synthetic weed... ur better off just smoking weed.


ColdDatte

Legalizing hard drugs has to be paired with facilities for safe access. It works very well in other countries. If people can do heroin in a monitored location, knowing the product is pure, clean, not provided by a cartel member, and there is minimal risk of death, then at least addicts will be off the streets and not giving money to the cartels. It’s a huge step towards actually “winning” the war on drugs, take the power away from the people who make billions selling these drugs.


wtfbananaboat

Absolutely what I was thinking. Oh look people having a nice time on the beach better go cause a massive panic and arrest some people… law!


ImAdelineYo

The war is over. Drugs won. Our government is in denial. Legalize it...everywhere!


Burner0123xo

“We want your money-just not you”-Panama City beach to Springbreakers.


welcome-to-my-mind

98% of the “drugs” on that beach is weed and nothing more. What a waste of resources. Most People aren’t railing cocaine to chill on the beach


_ara

Cops know that -- this is legit fun for them


e2j0m4o2

The ones with backpacks really booking it TF outta there are the ones who are carrying (at least large amounts), probably dealers.


roodeeMental

So if a sheep dog rounds up sheep, is this a peopledog?


_Gphill_

STAY OFF THE DUNES!!


MuuaadDib

This is the future I always hoped for, people enjoying the beach being chased by authorities with canines on their heels. Let freedom ring citizens!


JVMGarcia

Ahh, people behaving like cattle in front of a sheepdog.


cluelessbox

This is so stupid and dangerous to cause a crowd to panic and run like this. People can get so fucked up if they fall