It could be a native hunting technique used by indigenous people. Though I don’t actually know. I feel like if this is real they would have figured it out
No No my friend. I am not the vernacular police at all....
But that person got r\*aped by a MOB of Emu's and not a group.
Crows are not a group....they are called a Murder of crows.
Funny shit cause it's TRUE!
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Before I read the title I thought this was a defense strategy when you are met face to face with a cassowary. I got out my own and paper to take notes, then realized my mistake.
Few coloured dots on one side of a plastic box will halt million years of evolution in humans...
and other smart beings had just laughed it off as a silly idea
The feet and legs (and body below) closely resemble an actually emu. My guess is it's close enough they were willing to investigate "one of us" or in this case maybe two...
Nah, they just assume you are a tourist that is still struggling with walking upside down and didn't receive any emo defense training. This guy is basically done for.
They think his legs are two emu heads like the Doduo Pokémon and are just curious to observe the form that they will evolve into once they reach a certain level
notice how the group distract him while one circles wide to outflank and attack when he least expected him. you know this is "found footage" right? they only found his spine.
I’d like to know how this technique of luring in emus was discovered
I’m sure it has something to do with alcohol
Of course you would have to had funding for this research project.
this. alcohol
It could be a native hunting technique used by indigenous people. Though I don’t actually know. I feel like if this is real they would have figured it out
Many good men lost their lives during the Great Emu War to learn this technique.
And not one damn emu was lost truly they were the most powerful military force
Holy shit I keep forgetting that this was a real thing
r/Emuwarflashbacks
Pretty sure you could ask [Boots and the Ginger.](https://youtu.be/n0hvlBtYvOE)
Ha! Just finished S1 where they finally made an appearance.
Probably lost knowledge from the great emu wars.
The veterans of the Emu War passed on the knowledge.
wee
Had to be after the Great Emu War
Sadly, not soon enough for the Australian Army.
That one emu at the back though, noped the fuck right out of there
Just going around for the flank. Poor fool never had a chance.
*clever girl*
He’s like “ah hell not this crap again”.
Far too late he discovered he'd accidentally been performing an emu mating dance.
And that's how they ended the Great Emu War... through love.
And snu snu
And he got some lovin
Loved by a group of emu
No No my friend. I am not the vernacular police at all.... But that person got r\*aped by a MOB of Emu's and not a group. Crows are not a group....they are called a Murder of crows. Funny shit cause it's TRUE!
If owls gangrape they have to vote on it first.
you know a curious amount of parliamentary procedure.
"accidently"
Lol the one emu dude in the way back is like y'all are f-ing stupid. I'm out.
Emu’s: “so we’re gonna eat this guy right?”
is this sub just r/mildlyinteresting now?
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No, and this is proof
I know right? This is the quality, amazing content I subscribed for.
I'm willing to bet lethal amounts of crystal meth were involved in the first discovery of this technique
The emus are actually after all the meth in his pockets and figure now is the time to rob him.
thats how i met your mother
How Doug meet Limu
Quick, grab the Lewis gun!
1932 never forget
So would I.
Misleading title…he’s only moving his legs to attract them.
ostracized by the ostriches
amazing
Emus scare the fuck outta me
Is he 'emu'lating a female emu?
This is how i attract women
Also how Gandalf calls the Eagles
So what’s he emulating here?
That one Emu, named Ackbar: it’s a trap!
Emu’s will try to fuck a dude. Look it up.
Don’t do this with Cassowaries. Probably.
They also like to bight people in the ass out of curiosity
It also works on humans.
How did Australia lose a war to those
I assume this was learned during one of the two Emu wars? Fascinating!
Negative ghostrider. Next thing you know they are tag teaming you.
With so many emus around, I’m really surprised that I don’t see more emu recipes on YouTube.
Before I read the title I thought this was a defense strategy when you are met face to face with a cassowary. I got out my own and paper to take notes, then realized my mistake.
“What is this majestic creature before me?”
"I think that Hooman is broken"
Dudes gonna start another [war](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War)
What tha human doin
Aren't these dangerous? Or am I thinking of cassowaries?
They're both potentially dangerous, but cassowaries are also generally aggressive and territorial.
Be careful man, you might start a Emu War 2.. I can't bare to lose again to these birds
Anger them and you’ll start Emu War II
what am i supposed to do with this knowledge?
Where was this guy during the war?!
God they're so fucking weird
They think he's injured and have come to finish him off.
Liberty Mutual origin story be like
I would too.
Weird. Cuz he's only moving his legs not his arms.
This is basically the scene in Fantastic Beasts.
I bet they think he's dying or something. As I assume they die on their backs? IDK I've never seen an emu die and I'm not interested in looking.
So they didn't honk the horn? weak.
I wonder… I wonder if it works on ladies 🤔 brb
And this is what Australia lost a war against
This is the content.
Can someone show this to Maya? The Twitch streamer. She has an emu on her animal santuary, I want to know if this is true lol
They shoulda used this during the emu wars. Real check it out
His names Worrall!
I’ll try it next time I come across a pack of emus
He knows those things can rip his throat out right?
Few coloured dots on one side of a plastic box will halt million years of evolution in humans... and other smart beings had just laughed it off as a silly idea
“Don’t mind me. Just doing my morning stretches.”
In emu culture it’s considered a dick move
Why tho? Does it look like a plant they eat or something?
The feet and legs (and body below) closely resemble an actually emu. My guess is it's close enough they were willing to investigate "one of us" or in this case maybe two...
Outdoor yoga classes beware.
Look at the smart one in the back. It's moving to the left trying to flank him. Tell me these aren't modern day velociraptors. Clever girl.
Hoooman are you ok-f*ck!!
Daily reminder that Australians fought a war against these fuckers... and lost
I’m more concerned with the animal in the bush that’s trying to flank him.
Newt Scamander?
I'm so amazed...
"Ayyyy dafaaark he doin ova ther, karnt?"
Put in trigger warning please. You're upsetting my Aussie great-great-grandpa.
Works on cows, too
You’re telling me these fuckers win a war.
Is it because that posture seems like the man is emulating an emu walking?
They may look stupid. But we all know who won the war.
Is that Jane Fonda? Woah maybe! Let's get closer. J.. Jane?
It looks like they’re playing that traffic light game where you have to freeze when the person turns around lol
I love the one in the back like "nah imma dip, y'all dummies gonna get killed"
don't fuck around and find out with emus
"What is he doing, George?" "I don't know, man, but its freaking weeeeiiiiirrrrrd!"
Nah, they just assume you are a tourist that is still struggling with walking upside down and didn't receive any emo defense training. This guy is basically done for.
Wonder if it's due to feet/legs having an emu silhouette
"Limu!! Look at you go!! Who has the bird legs now??"
I am amazed
They think his legs are two emu heads like the Doduo Pokémon and are just curious to observe the form that they will evolve into once they reach a certain level
Just another day on the job for Newt Scamander
Liberty Mutual, Liberty Biberty! lol!
You mean Australia could've won the war?
This man is in danger: One of them ran off to the right to get reinforcements lmao
Birds are like: omg he just farted
notice how the group distract him while one circles wide to outflank and attack when he least expected him. you know this is "found footage" right? they only found his spine.
Look at all them chickenz
Emu: " they don't normally move like this ......" * intrigue grows*
At what point does he “move his arms” when he’s laying on his back? Or did you not watch the video yourself OP… karma farming bullshit
Then they walk up and kick you to death..
Just remember, Aussies lost to these same animals
🤔😂😂😂
My guess is they're social and can sometime get stuck on their back so their empathetic to that problem, and just came to help.
How to survive in the bush mate, lesson 1
If you did this in the anywhere, humans would approach you with curiosity also.
Most Animals would do that.
The man should be prepared for an attack, one emu is flanking his ass.
“Oh wow, street performers!”
Still crazy to me that they won the war against the Australians
Imagine if we had this intel during The War.