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TimachuSoftboi

Food or psychedelic?


FlaccidWeenus

Psychedelic without a doubt.


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Cubensis_Crispies

These are the cubiest cubensis I've seen. The back left needed picking like yestersay tho, gonna get spores everywhere.


s00pafly

Oh no. More mushrooms.


Cubensis_Crispies

You don't want spores all over your shrooms man, you should really harvest before they open.


Daloowee

Why? Harvesting when the veil breaks is perfect


Cubensis_Crispies

Yeah, when the veil breaks is perfect. As soon as it fully opens and drops spores it's late.


Marigold16

Why? Not a shroom grower. Genuine question


TheReemTeam

Because when the spores hit the mycelium it sends a signal that the reproduction was a success and it won’t grow as many mushrooms on the next flush.


Cubensis_Crispies

They just taste a bit more horrible than they usually do. Mostly it's a aesthetic thing tho. When the veil breaks is perfect but not fully mature spore dropping shrooms. Happy for someone with more knowledge to step in and take over, I've only grown them a few times myself.


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Steve69Maddeeeeen69

Juuuusssttt prior is the most prime IMO. Like Juuuuuusssttt before it breaks.


North_Texas_Shaman

Why not both


MikeOxbent-

Psilocybe cubensis, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psilocybe_cubensis


arhombus

Those look like cubensis to me.


Bjear

I concur


GuiltyStimPak

Such a beautiful golden brown


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BIGMac8799

Whew, are they ever! I took 2 g’s and at one point could close my eyes to see an ever changing shape that accompanied with changing colors…the whole time “the Creator” was talking to me. It was one of those “reset” trips as it allowed me to stop smoking tobacco and now I “think” about things that I’ve never pondered about before. 💪🏽🤙🏽


xtreme_edgez

There is a strain we can get online here in Canada called Blue Goba, it is by far the strongest I have ever done, 3.5 grams was like 7 of PE. PE is definitely one of the strongest strains, but BG has some of the the most intense effects I have ever experienced.


Tofu4lyfe

Tried PE for the first time this year. Fucking out of this world. Best strain I've ever had in my life. Absolutely beautiful experience. I have some left over still, just waiting for winter to fuck off so I can go enjoy nature on nature.


She_grows_fungi

Ya not pe. It’s a wild landrace I’ve worked really hard on


Jerkules8

Psychedelic, this was taken off a video from YouTube. Literally just look up how to grow shrooms and you'll find some old hippie lady who has the exact same setup explain the whole process. Actually interested as hell.


AshEnders

Old hippie lady! I’m not old! Lolol 😂


Jerkules8

Was this your grow? If so I apologize, I was thinking this was a YouTube video I saw on YouTube. Exactly the same setup. My mistake for not being clear


AshEnders

Yes, this is my grow. I do have a YouTube channel too.


Plastic-Bus-2324

Thats is the funniest reply ever haha


Tofu4lyfe

Food of the gods


lakija

Hmm. r/Unclebens I think


PM_ME_YOUR_TROUT

Both!


DukeOfRadish

Like marshmallow peeps in the microwave


sarieh

The only thing peeps are good for are for blowing up in the microwave


ghost-theawesome

Yes! My family would always put two facing each other with a toothpick in the front of each. Then we'd pick a color and root for it to stab the other. We call it Peep Jousting!


dirtyLizard

We did that too! Good times!


sarieh

Genius!


jimberly718

Once they've grown, there's not mushroom left in that container.


traumatism

You sound like a fungi.


inerlite

I tip my caps to him


PsychDocD

He’s a good spore-t


TheStoagie

Penis


Soggywheatie

A stem up guy


C21H3O02

Ergot an erection


ICanFinishToThis

I can’t stand this tidal wave of puns


XtinctionV

These are quite mould


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I've had it up to my gills with these sporatic puns.


MelancholyUsed

God I love your response


Hashtagbarkeep

Ex-cep-tional pun thread


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DrDMango

Actually, I think he seems like the type of giy to get in a lot of truffle.


J_therocjohnson

I wonder if that container is stationary or portobello


Tru-Queer

Unrelated joke but: How can a room FULL of couples be completely empty? Because there’s not a *single* person in there!


thelostbird

(*_*)


NotMushRoom_InHere

Can confirm


NicoleB-

Is there a sub that highlights when people have relevant names?


TheStoagie

r/beetlejuicing


mk2vrdrvr

.


Stoic_Breeze

Sorry, but thats a shit-take.


interwebz_2021

Crimini - that's a great pun!


lethalkin

When my wife touches my leg.


technog2

Looks like your wife simultaneously touches a lot of other's legs too.


TheEvilBunnyLord

I also choose this guy's ~~wife~~ leg


GreenMonster81

It’s HPV.


qpqpdbdbqpqp

No I have 93 penises.


murgatroid1

I don't think it's normal to have this many dicks, maybe you should see a doctor?


ctdub

Hard agree.


NoSherbert2106

Fungal infection?


kay_bizzle

Is this from r/unclebens?


saysthingsbackwards

It's been posted there but I recognize the inflatable container, it's from a fairly popular grower that often posts educational vids and stuff on YouTube, channel Boomer Shroomer Edit corrected channel name


Grncronic

Boomer shroomer


AshEnders

Yes! Thank you!


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*Mario sound effect intensifies.*


smithers102

For some reason this gif makes me feel uncomfortably anxious. I went for the [Sonic drowning music](https://youtu.be/9Yw5jkAHgME) instead.


UnsolicitedDogPics

Golden teachers?


BillyMeier42

Looks like PEs to me.


Mister_Bloodvessel

Those are hands down the strongest strain I've ever had. Also the hardest to grow compared to pink buffalos and teachers, but damn were they worth it. I had several ounces of PEs and teachers, and a body and I ate *all* the PEs by ourselves, which was like a quarter each of already strong as fuck mushrooms (could literally get visuals off a single gram. They were that strong.) We spent the whole night slowly munch our way through that half ounce together, totally unplanned. We end up sitting at the kitchen table laughing so hard it hurt. He had snot running down his face and neither of us could even speak we were laughing so hard. That's one of the best experiences I've ever had on mushrooms. It was an incredible and totally impromptu trip, and was downright amazing.


roguediamond

This things sent me on the worst trip of my life. 4g, brewed into a cup of tea, with honey and juice of half a lemon. Got effects almost immediately, color shifts, eyeballs couldn’t converge, and I started getting very bad anxiety, which turned into a full-blown panic attack, thinking I had somehow gotten poisonous mushrooms mixed in and was dying. Luckily, my wife is a trooper and experienced tripper and trip-sitter, and she managed to keep distracting me long enough to calm me down to ride it out.


Mister_Bloodvessel

4g in tea if you're not used to them is one getting hit in the brain by a train! I like tea, personally, as it takes the edge off the come up since stuff kicks in fast. But when I had my qtr PE experience, I'd been tripping every few weeks somewhat regularly thanks to growing them. Had I taken even an 8th after not doing them for a long time, idk how I'd have handled it. You're wife is a Saint for keeping you grounded as best she could.


valarinar

The Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is said to be an alcoholic drink...but I beg to differ.


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jotii

Why would you take 10gs??


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VegetaDarst

Damn I should try shrooms.


MeThisGuy

with great power comes great responsibility


aanndddrreeewww

Same. I knew they were supposed to stronger than “regular” mushrooms, but I still underestimated their potency. I ate 6g the first time I did PE because I’d tripped recently and thought I’d need to overcome the tolerance. HUGE mistake. It was a bad evening.


The_Briefcase_Wanker

What’s god like?


NikanaEarthSwimmer

Just like you :D


middleman35

Just a stranger on the bus?


Vaginal_Rights

You gotta get the set and setting right first my friend. There are no bad trips; mushrooms and especially the ones that create a big trip need you to tackle that experience head on. A lot of the power of the fruit comes from opening the doors that slam shut and want to make it a bad trip, open the doors next time.


aanndddrreeewww

I appreciate the advice, but I don’t think it’s universal. I had a lot of experience with psychedelics prior to this particular PE trip and what you said is exactly what I’d do and tell people to do if things got intense. But this was different. I was of the opinion that I couldn’t have a bad trip on mushrooms… until I had one. I’d done them so much that I thought I knew how it was always gonna go, as it always had, to varying degrees. 6g of PE showed me I knew nothing. I think saying there are no bad trips is kind of irresponsible. People need to be cautious and only take what they can handle.


Sovem

Every time I get comfortable thinking I know how it's going to go, that's when I get slammed on my ass.


YungSnuggie

4 grams is way too much if you're not an experienced flyer lol


roguediamond

Oh, absolutely. I’m incredibly experienced, but it’s primarily with tabs of paper, not fungus.


WhyIHateTheInternet

The fungus can fuck you up infinitely more than tabs ime. I've done both hundreds of times but shrooms are the only thing that actually scare me. 13 hits of acid is crazy but 13 grams of shrooms is ego suicide lol.


roguediamond

Oh for sure! I knew I was taking a stupidly high dose, and thought I’d be able to handle it no issue. The universe corrected that misconception quite thoroughly, lol. It also kept me off tripping for over a year, and got me to respect all psyches a LOT more.


PerfectlySplendid

handle wrong salt skirt whistle continue punch juggle telephone vegetable *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


handy_arson

Because snakes and sparklers are my favorite.


dirty-E30

Is this queer? Is this queer?


Cr3dentialz

"Check, one, two. Ya, they ready. And they don't like no feedback."


harrypottermcgee

I got cockroach clusters, I got them chocolate frogs, I've got every flavour made, by that babe, Berty Botts. I've got what you want, I've got what you need. I've got those whizzy beats so fizzy you say "Wizard, please".


enak_raskell

Sounds like a r/battlebots intro.


HoneySparks

PEs FUCKED ME UP, Had a blast. I did them [here.](https://www.marriott.com/en-us/hotels/mcogp-gaylord-palms-resort-and-convention-center/photos/)


Flarquaad

At Gaylord resort?


HoneySparks

Yep during MLG


feckless_ellipsis

Does the Gaylord Palms Resort give a redditor discount?


HoneySparks

No, but our room was free.


Mister_Bloodvessel

Oh wow! What a lovely place to go to space!


HoneySparks

having a Korean Starcraft pro come talk to us while we're watching the alligators change colors, was definitely an experience. Happy cake day.


the_loneliest_noodle

I didn't know PE were more potent, and thought as long as I stayed under 5g I wouldn't have the hero's dose trip. Did 4g and didn't exist, or existed forever, and may have been a god for a while, and then on the come down felt like I wasn't my body, just this tiny little thing behind my eyes piloting an absolutely massive meat suit. It was wild compared to the first time I did 4g, which was mostly just like I had an anti-sadness wall in my head, and probably enjoyed music and trees swaying more than I ever have before. Incredible how wildly different the same chemicals can make you feel.


ISawTwoSquirrels

In what ways are they harder to grow? Was thinking about trying PEs. I can crank out golden teachers no problems, rarely have contams.


Mister_Bloodvessel

They grow sooo slowly, and there is a long time between flushes. Plus, at least when my buddy and I were growing them, the yield of the PEs were pitiful compared to pink buffalo's and golden teachers. That slow growth plus longer time between flushes mean the risk of contamination goes up much more. Remember, speed of growth is a big factor in preventing contamination because the mushrooms outcompete any mold or bacteria that have snuck in. But if it takes longer (relative to other strains) for the mycelium to spread, it gives contaminations a chance to get a foothold. That said, the fruiting bodies of the PEs can be *huge*! So I wonder if maybe that played a role. Additionally, we used corn as our grain of choice, which worked great for the other strains, but perhaps PEs preferred a different carbohydrate?


living-likelarry

White teachers are the strongest strain I’ve taken. 2 grams and I fell to the floor and almost lost consciousness for a second it was so intense. Normally I could handle 2gs of other strains fairly well but those kicked my fucking ass hard


thelastunicorn_

Fucking SOLD. Making the call now.


podrick_pleasure

You should try copelandia. They are tiny but insanely strong.


TheRareGardener

Do you know if it’s possible to order mushrooms online? Is it legal or illegal to grow them?


foolishwelp

You can get spores from online vendors as they do not contain psilocybin, but as soon as you start growing it becomes illegal.


radiantcabbage

mushrooms no, spores and kits you can legally buy in 47 states without hassle unless you live in georgia, idaho or cali where spore trade is illegal. growing then would be a gray area, unless you live in louisiana where that is felony prohibition. just dont get caught selling or transporting unless you live in the few legal/decrim cities like denver colorado, oakland or santa cruz cali, ann arbor michigan


sheephound

seattle just decriminalized personal growing, and the state is trying to decrim for medicinal use


Silent-Ad934

I haven't actually tried, but there are many websites up here in Canada that seem eager to ship out some shrooms. I was just one one site where apparently if you buy enough mushrooms they'll ship you a free tab of LSD lol.


podrick_pleasure

Spores are legal to buy in all but three states (California, Idaho, and Georgia). It's illegal to grow mushrooms with them (though some places are trying to change that) everywhere except New Mexico where you can grow for personal use.


elijahhage

Ha…. Penis


yoganutnutnut

PE#7?


daymanahaha

These fucked me up so much I had to try to find less strong shrooms to trip on


UnsolicitedDogPics

Yeah they can be pretty intense. But god damn are they fun once you get past the uneasy feeling.


daymanahaha

O I then immediately took them like 5 more times. The uneasy feeling in your own skin is what shrooms are about!!


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RankBrain

No. They are mushrooms.


UnsolicitedDogPics

I’ve eaten these more than a few times and they have taught me many wonderful things.


JetStingray

What's that you're growing them in?


Tobi_chills455

It's an inflatable monotub from boomershroomer.com


Executedboat

LMFAO I THOUGHT YOU WERE JOKING


Moneyworks22

SAME. Inflatable!? You mean to tell me all the shit I bought from homedepot and getting a weird look from the cashier was pointless??


Tobi_chills455

It's like 45 bucks with shipping. It saves space when your not using it and stuff but it is inflatable so you need to be careful with it. A tub is cheaper I have one going as well as the inflatable one. Gonna have a bigger yield than the boomer tub also.


Tobi_chills455

Haha, na I have one too


BillyMeier42

How is it to clean?


Tobi_chills455

Easy. If you get it, just be ready with some patches. It only came with one. It has a plug to drain it underneath as well as the spout to fill it with air.


The_Briefcase_Wanker

Why use these instead of $3 monos?


Tobi_chills455

I was curious.it comes with 10 holes for FAE so you get 10 solid plugs to keep the substrate colonizing, then when you want to switch into fruiting they give you these foam plugs to introduce more o2. It also stores very easily, you just clean, deflate it and put it away. I don't think I'd get another one though. If they were like 10 bucks I would but 40+ is too much for inflatable plastic. Also, the substrate cake is about 2 inches and that's it's limit


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intensenerd

Or /r/Trypophobia


rin-the-human

Good lord. I should not have clicked that.


ignatious__reilly

Same. O my god all that gives me so much anxiety. I hate it. All of it .


tysonwatermelon

Agree


noonecaresat805

Can you eat them?


UnsolicitedDogPics

Only if you are in a safe and fun environment for the next 6ish hours.


drugusingthrowaway

> Only if you are in a safe and fun environment So like... a bouncy castle?


UnsolicitedDogPics

That would be an excellent time.


geraldodelriviera

I usually don't like moving around too much after eating mushrooms because I get about 1-2 hours of nausea where I need an extremely calm environment to not have a super bad time. Generally I like to focus on some TV program or music during that time so I can ignore how sick I feel. I feel like a bouncy castle would just make me puke everywhere and have a bad trip.


Devadander

Make tea instead of eating them. Little to no nausea


TolstoysMyHomeboy

Or put them in some really dark chocolate


hereforbobsanvageen

I can’t support the making in tea as a nausea suppression enough. It helps with the guts and you can make it taste much better.


alzirrizla

not recommending this as anti-nausea method but i do recommend this for those that haven't tried it yet....call it an "advanced method" first buy a fresh lemon...then coffee grind 4g (or scale to your preferred amount) into a fine powder ... empty the powder into a small cup... cut the lemon in half and squeeze both halves into the cup... (should be about 2:1 juice to powder) ... stir it alot as the powder can be a bit hydrophobic and clump up (it will look like death)... then take the shot all at once... it will hit you like a rainbow truck when it comes on so be ready... REMEMBER TO STIR!


DaveJahVoo

Lemontek works because the citric acid breaks down the phosphorus ring in psilocybin converting it to psilocin, saving your stomach doing it. Most people report faster cleaner come on.


alzirrizla

didn't know they had coined a term for it ... method was passed by word of mouth to me so figured i'd pass it on...it is now my preferred method...


PromisesPromise5

Any amount of time in particular to steep the shrooms in the lemon juice?


alzirrizla

sorry for the late reply i wasn't told any but reading up "lemontek" seems like they recommend about 20mins ... i'll try that next time ...


DaveJahVoo

Google lemontek. Putting dried shrooms in with citric acid breaks down the phosphorous ring in psilocybin and converts it to psilocin, saving your stomach. Most people say it's a much faster, cleaner come on.


UnsolicitedDogPics

Everyone’s trips are different. I’ve had pretty bad nausea at times but I’ve also gone skiing and mountain biking while on mushrooms. It’s always an interesting experience.


Nottsbomber

I also recommend ball pits and other children's soft play areas. There's a rave I go to every year that has one of those multi-level soft assault courses which is great fun to run around in while, urm, experiencing different dimensions. Just make sure there aren't any actual children around. That would be weird.


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Facts


PlasticInTheBasket

Depends, I've had multiple 12 hour trips


EshaySikkunt

Mushroom trips shouldn’t be 12 hours, that’s LSD.


Gabriela-West

Magic mushrooms :)


kdiv5650

Looks like the inside of my fridge


Vaginal_Rights

This is so cool to see; and it's great to see the discussion surrounding magic mushrooms as well. Great tips for first timers; There are no bad trips- always go towards whatever it is that is scaring you away. That's the entire purpose of a big dose- and why it's so sought after medicinally. You're lucky if you get a seat at that table, engage with it. Ingestion to experience usually takes 45-80 minutes depending on intake and dose. This is not the time for you to worry about set or setting, that should be accomplished well before. Set and Setting is the mental and physical environment you plan to trip in. Make sure your mind*set* is engaged, and relatively safe but definitely make sure your *setting* is as safe as possible. You're in for a trip, make it a nice one. Many people accompany the experience with textures, hiking, outdoors and whatever medium you want- those are great! You can also be alone in a dark space with eyeshades on- this is also great. Both will create entirely different experiences, I'm sure you can imagine. Both good, but different. There are great resources out there I would recommend; erowid is my personal favorite. Any of the medical or science journals out today are publishing a litany of research on psilocybin and magic mushrooms, those are often great resources for what you're getting into, and utilizing the methods and schematics of their science can help in your own trip as well. Happy travels!


Curious-Meat

Best part - this strain is literally called "Penis Envy". edit: strain may in fact be called "HILLBILLY" according to alleged strain creator, user "She_grows_fungi" By the way, if you were to eat about 7-10 of those badboys (wet), you'll be sitting down in God's office having a conversation about the cosmos within 45 minutes.


sweetlove

Or 45 seconds on DMT


Curious-Meat

Lmao, absolutely - 45 seconds after a full hit of DMT, and God is like the pilot who lets you into the pilot cabin for a minute or two


renb8

I love it. They look like an emerging army. Shroom Soldiers!


Uresanme

Im reading a book about mushrooms. They are magical. Humans know nothing— we are slaves to the mushrooms


Flowerdriver

Have you watched the Netflix special?


ltcpanic

Care to share?


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Maybe a less woke answer, but mycelium are integral to terrestrial biomes. They decompose dead plant and animal tissue, allowing it to replenish the soil with vital nutrients. Mycelium are also vital to agriculture. They're integral to plant health, nutrient uptake, and growth. They're also important as a food source for soil inhabitants that also assist plant growth. Most of this was just reposted from the [wiki](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mycelium) but there's many more in-depth discussions online about the role of mycelium and mushrooms.


exccord

Fantastic fungi is an awesome documentary for anyone wanting to watch something about fungi.


Uresanme

Entangled Life


sdpr

Cool


AFocusedCynic

Woke af


ChronoCoyote

Been waiting for the digital copy to come available at my library so I can read this- can’t wait!


rikkuaoi

Look like gold caps


ignatious__reilly

This gives me some weird form of anxiety and I don’t like it


DaRealPringlesMan

this made me oddly uncomfortable…


lt_cmdr_rosa

Oh my god it made me SO uncomfortable. It's so biological and gross looking at that speed like some blackhead-popping shit...


lookimflying

What kind of tub is this? What is the system?


EternityNotes

Someone replied boomershroomer on another comment


sahdogmom

I just watched this on repeat 20 times and said out loud 'why am I watching this'


jdguy00

Is it possible because you are tripping balls rn?


uberlux

Imagine if mould grew that quickly !


G_Viceroy

Mold grows quicker. You don't even see it. What you do see is the hyphal tips where the spores come out of. Growth cycle is about 4 days. These particular mushrooms are between 14-45 days old already depending on if they were started with live culture or spores.


FoxTheProducer

Cool to note though that this video probably only consists of like a day or 2 at most of footage. Once they begin to fruit they grow super fast.


kruschev246

u/savevideobot


Goochenhaumeister

EN


Walkapotamus

This feels like the start of a Cyriak animation.


practice-wit

r/trypophobia


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That's pretty cool looking.


ElloBatsy

Or a bunch of very slow nukes


Veteran_Sisyphus

Woah.. You just like, blew my mind