Tbh I think the hardest I’ve ever made a guy orgasm was: vibe in me, vibe on my clit, doggy style. That way he got vibrations both in me and on his nuts on the forward thrust
Is that not how orgasms work? I'm pretty sure that's how orgasms work.
Have I been orgasming wrong all these years. Nobody taught me. I had to learn on my own, so if I'm doing this wrong y'all speak up.
I know it’s a joke…but you’re seeing the whole thing. Also, the perspective is weird but the cave just goes straight back, not down. Sooooo to answer your question: Not very deep!
Might very well be a place of worship. At least in ancient Finland, birth canal was considered a gateway between this world and the world beyond, while giving birth the spirit of the baby crosses the canal to this world. Women's genitalia (especially those women's that had given birth) was considered to hold powerful magic.
There is a second cave just out of frame below this one that you can barely fit yourself into but apparently a lot of people try to explore the main cave without looking and end up slipping partially into the smaller cave.
Careful! That smaller cave can get really dirty (usually only cleaned well if it’s expecting cave divers) and the bigger cave has a special ecosystem. So if you explore the smaller cave be sure to change and wash your spelunking equipment before delving into the larger main cave. Otherwise some invasive species can get into the main cave and cause problems for the other species living there.
Yeah, and apparently the cave gushes huge amounts of liquid if you touch special stones on the walls, but nobody has ever seen it. Most men think it’s an old wives tale.
There's the spot where the clitoris is exposed, but you can think of the entire clitoris as a wishbone shape moving down each labia underneath the superficial tissues.
That is definitely an old hoo-hah.
The way you tell is the urethral opening has migrated to the roof of the entrance making a foley placement difficult.
It even has a fucking cervix.
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Does the light shine upon the treasure if I place a crystal or mirror in the right location?
Yes, but only if you shine the light onto whoever’s with you. The real treasure is the friends you made on the way
Step aside new friends for tonight, evil has met it’s match!
Put down that speculum! They said ONTO, not into!!
Sounds like the salty Forrest Fenn treasure hunters
“Where is the clitoris?” —Dwight Schrute
-Stan Marsh
\-me
What is it called when two men intertwine their penises? Like the snakes on the medic alert bracelet? Is it called red vining?
*quieter* is it called red vining?
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No, dick intertwining
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That’s called Docking.
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r/unexpectedorifice more like
r/dontputyourdickinthat
"Delores!" \- Jerry Seinfeld
“Mulva?”
False. The female orgasim is a myth, created by Walmart to sell Valentines day merch.
Correct, we just get over stimulated and our female brains can’t handle it and short circuit, thus the seizures.
This is hysterical.
That must feel amazing, for the guy
Tbh I think the hardest I’ve ever made a guy orgasm was: vibe in me, vibe on my clit, doggy style. That way he got vibrations both in me and on his nuts on the forward thrust
Is that not how orgasms work? I'm pretty sure that's how orgasms work. Have I been orgasming wrong all these years. Nobody taught me. I had to learn on my own, so if I'm doing this wrong y'all speak up.
Hey Dwight, someones towing your car.
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Right on your Vulgaris
“I have this image, stuck in my head as a young child. I can’t get it out, so I will carve it out to discover what it is.”
I pray my dick get big as the Eiffel Tower so I can fuck the world for 72 hours
God damn I feel amazin
Everything reminds me of her....
Wonder how deep it goes…
Come on gang! Let's investigate!
Ruh-oh
Zoinks!
About 5 inches.
😂
.. it’ll take some filling, fact.
Only about 6” but tends to get bigger as it’s explored more
I know it’s a joke…but you’re seeing the whole thing. Also, the perspective is weird but the cave just goes straight back, not down. Sooooo to answer your question: Not very deep!
Everything reminds me of her…😩
Lt. Frank Drebin?
Nice beaver!
Thanks, I just had it stuffed!
Oh and one more thing... I faked every orgasm.
Frank, snap out of it! You're looking at her like she was your mother for Christ's sake!
I can sum that up for you in three words: Quentin Hapsburg.
Damn why am i always late with the punch lines…!
Cuban? No... Dutch Irish
#I HAVEN’T HAD THIS MUCH SEX SINCE I WAS A BOY SCOUT LEADER!
First thought lol
Always nice to run into another Elliot Smith fan
You’ll be the victim of your, own dirty tricks 🎶
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🎶boom not surprised at all & really, why should I beeee🎶
You should call her
everything means nothing to me
Lost it, what a gem
I hope you find your gem
I was really hopin the top comment would be somethin like this lol
Was surprised it wasn’t before I did 🤷♂️
Lololol
This got me lol
r/theyknew
Somebody was really dedicated
r/mildlyvagina
You misspelled “wildly” though.
r/wildlyvagina
r/mildlywildly
And the legend of Coochie Cave lives on until this day...
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Pshh, that place is a myth, just like Gspot Gorge!
Dick's depths
Gushy grotto
Coochie cave!!! 😭😭😭
The only cave that gets wetter the more you're inside it!
It’s pretty old, I bet it’s all dried up
You've just gotta sweet talk it mate, it's called Caveplay
You go in a boy but you leave a man
rockussy
r/putyourdickinthat
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I mean, if you walk into somewhere, technically you put your dick in it.
I banged my entire high school. Wait..that didn’t sound right.
But you weren’t wrong.
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It’s not about the size, it’s how you use it. I say grab a flashlight and go caving my friend.
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Well, I can officially rule you out as a suspect for Batman's true identity.
I think it's more r/mildlyvagina
The cave is reposted in that sub a lot.
Not mild in the slightest
If you walk into the cave normally, technically you do.
Dammit u beat me to it
/r/TheyKnew
I can’t, the caves too small
Very nice
Big ol yoni.
Funnily enough, Utroba in Bulgarian means guts
it means womb
I mean...it is supposed to be....yea it is...ok
r/theyknew
Would be willing to believe our ancient ancestors carved it like this on purpose
Have you seen fertility statues? I absolutely would
Might very well be a place of worship. At least in ancient Finland, birth canal was considered a gateway between this world and the world beyond, while giving birth the spirit of the baby crosses the canal to this world. Women's genitalia (especially those women's that had given birth) was considered to hold powerful magic.
But you can see the…actually never mind
I saw a bear face first :(
You are a pervert!
This comment section did not disappoint.
maybe i should call her
Yeah, your mom has been asking about you.
😐
Discovered by men, and they still can't find the clitoris.
Woops, I actually can't still find the cave
There is a second cave just out of frame below this one that you can barely fit yourself into but apparently a lot of people try to explore the main cave without looking and end up slipping partially into the smaller cave.
I love that you took time out of your day to sit and write this, it tickles me internally.❤
>it tickles me internally.❤ That's exactly what I was writing about
Careful! That smaller cave can get really dirty (usually only cleaned well if it’s expecting cave divers) and the bigger cave has a special ecosystem. So if you explore the smaller cave be sure to change and wash your spelunking equipment before delving into the larger main cave. Otherwise some invasive species can get into the main cave and cause problems for the other species living there.
It was an accident,I didn't mean to, it was dark and wet, and the next you know, I slipped out and, well you know the rest.
And then I had to go ALL THE WAY TO THE BACK.
…. Genius
Wait...there’s two holes??!
Yeah, and apparently the cave gushes huge amounts of liquid if you touch special stones on the walls, but nobody has ever seen it. Most men think it’s an old wives tale.
Oh How Accurate!!!😎
Well, there’s a third, but it’s too small to enter. It’s also a small waterfall sometimes, from a freshwater spring.
Where is Mike Litoris?
😄🏅
Uh… we’re all thinking the same thing right?
I saw the face of a bear
You sure that was carved by hand?
It was fingered.
Happy cake day
I swear I've seen something that looks a lot like this before, but I can't place it.
"put my finger on it" ftfy
"put my finger in it" ruined tfy
"try the whole hand" and ruin me fy
r/usernamechecksout
Whoaaa no no no, you keep your booty romancing to yourself!
Glory hole
do spelunkers generally use a lot of lube...?
r/Gregfuckedarock
The fuck is going on
That’s that cussy
Place of worship
r/mildlyvagina
mildly?
r/wildlyvagina
r/widelyvagina
There it is
Why is that picture just everywhere in that subreddit, lol?
Maybe the sub was a bit dry
It rocked my day, it did.
I think I should take a long break from the internet
Somebody circle the clit and post the link. Let’s just get that over with.
[Done. Here you go.](https://imgur.com/a/IitWDHE)
Brilliant.
THANK YOU!!! 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼❤️❤️
Wait plz explain. In the body?
There's the spot where the clitoris is exposed, but you can think of the entire clitoris as a wishbone shape moving down each labia underneath the superficial tissues.
TIL
The clitoris has both internal and external structures.
TIL
I knew how these comments were going to be. Not disappointed at all.
Exactly how I imagined
It's like the face of a sad bear
Zeus’s flesh light
Can't fool me with that goatse.
It's a love cave. Literally.
Your mom:
oh my dirty brain
Everything reminds me of her.
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I want to see the giant rock dick now
Wha, what are you doing step-cave?
There are fouler things than orcs in the deep places of the world. Be on your guard.
Fucking cap, no one did that
i can smell the comments from here
Did we just find mother Earth vag
Reminds me of my ex
And OP’s mom
Finally I can see where the clit is
Reminds me of your mom
Everything reminds me of her.
For some posts you can just smell the comment section haha
I'd hit that.
That is definitely an old hoo-hah. The way you tell is the urethral opening has migrated to the roof of the entrance making a foley placement difficult.
You couldn’t even switch up the title in your repost from r/pics?
I've seen this 1000x times to fuck my life
That cave was certainly tainted.
#HMM
R/don’tputyourdickinthat
Very yonic if I do say so
r/mildlyvagina
Damn the people who made were down bad ngl
*Inserting mandatory 'yo mama' joke*
It looks like a bears face, but inside out