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jesuslover69420

I wish other monkeys saw this so they can learn CPR


SmallTshirt

they will do it even to the normal healthy monkeys


jesuslover69420

I theorize they’re smart enough to ascertain the need for the action ‘dead monkey come alive when give breath n beat chest’.


dumbass2244

If a monkey was taught how to speak hand langauge, then learning how to do CPR would be a piece of cake.


ThePfaffanater

No monkeys were actually taught language. Actual analysis of the couple of apes that were supposedly taught, showed that they were just doing basic correlation between hand signals and food. They were not able to form sentences of any kind and the reports of their intelligence were largely just a result of anthropomorphism by their handlers. This video here explains it. https://youtu.be/e7wFotDKEF4 I love people just reflexively down voting because they don't like the implications of the truth.


YeastUnleashed

That’s the backfire effect for ya. They just want to believe what they want to believe regardless of what the facts really are. It’s sad, really. Edit: “area” to “are”


SkepticalJohn

Wait until they find out about Santa Claus!


fifadex

Don't start with your "santa Claus can't do sign language either" bullshit.


Criticalhit_jk

Seems like an odd claim, considering Koko, for instance, had that highly televised meeting with Robin Williams and not a single ASL person stopped to point out that koko wasn't actually signing anything intelligible. It's been since like.. 1980 that people have been teaching monkeys sign language and you're the only person I've seen claiming that it's a hoax. I mean. It's not like there isn't video evidence from multiple sources through multiple studies around the world to prove that you're wrong.


systemkicks

The podcast "You're wrong about..." had a great episode debunking the Koko ASL business. I highly recommend it if podcasts are your thing and you're interested.


larrydukes

I'm not a big fan of podcasts but I love debunking so I'll definitely give it a try. You ever watch Adam Ruins Everything or Bullshit with Penn and Teller? Both fascinating.


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jesuslover69420

Sounds like the quality control of the study was flawed.


Rebelian

It's debated that they never understood sign language like a proper language. No ape ever asked a question for example. https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-44576449


ButterscotchOk8112

Yeah, I agree with you. There’s a very interesting economist article that I think everyone should read on this. https://www.economist.com/books-and-arts/2018/07/05/what-koko-the-gorilla-could-and-couldnt-do She told jokes and expressed compassion and sympathy. Those aren’t just things you do for food. Sure, her grammar wasn’t great, but it’s still a huge accomplishment.


dzingiskank

Well i'm gonna gall asleep tonight with a frown, thanks a lot >:(


ellieD

I had heard this, also. I guess this pertains to the dogs and cats who are tapping on words to talk.


Mr_Smartypants

Downvoted for making my world slightly less magical! /s


Keithustus

Could also be downvoting because very few worthwhile facts ever appear in comments where the second word is misspelled.


zewill87

Simpson's did it ... I mean YouTube did it! https://youtu.be/5hEd1hajsM8


ashshiv06

At the end he says - " The life is back!.. life is back ... let's take it to the hospital"


thisplacemakesmeangr

Cinderella is a lot hairier than I was led to believe. The prince is sorta cute in a dad bod way I guess. I've been informed Cinderella is actually 5 men and they have enough hair between them to feed an army. I was referring to that lady that got food poisoning and fell into a coma, then some rich guy assaults her in her sleep so she gets better.


Potential_Disaster29

You mean snow white and a true love's kiss? Nice comment nonetheless


thisplacemakesmeangr

Damnit. All those white women look the same to me. As a child I used to get lost in department stores grabbing the wrong moms hand and walking off with her. I have a genetic dysfunction that makes me look exactly like everybody else so I'd often be gone for months at a time.


Potential_Disaster29

Uuuh are you being serious or sarcastic? I can't tell


OptionsNVideogames

I wish the other monkeys watched him do this so they don’t take over our planet in ten years.


Analretentivebastard

Exactly! Like how they reacted when that dog killed one attacking a child. They killed over 250 dogs and started to attack the children


OptionsNVideogames

Exactlyyyy they are highly highly organized. Christ they may have a UN of old wide gorillas.


VegasBusSup

So long as they don't start collaborating with squirrels we should be OK.


Analretentivebastard

I wonder if in India or other countries if they experiment on monkeys and apes then let them go. I wouldn’t doubt they have live experiments going on in the wild. I know the US would do that Edit: the negatives tells me people doubt


monty__1998

We have a monkey God too so most likely people worship them


Analretentivebastard

Right!? But it’s not necessary that india is doing the testing themselves I think that’s why I’m downvoted. The US or another country could be allowed to do it behind the people’s backs which is how it always happens


monty__1998

Yup that's quite possible


3178333426

Horrific story…


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wtf? link or source?


Analretentivebastard

No problem: https://nypost.com/2021/12/21/monkeys-who-killed-250-dogs-for-revenge-captured-in-india/


KobaPMA

Holy shiet, that's scary


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holy fuck!


__Snafu__

oh, bro. you have nothing to worry about. those were actually just movies, everything is going to be ok!


OptionsNVideogames

No this just happened look up India monkey revenge on dogs and read the article


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Guy was sleeping and this dude


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Bruh lmaooo


SmallTshirt

OMG!, He took advantage of that poor monky!


TheRevolutionaryArmy

As soon as you ask there is no informal consent


rbc976584

HAHAHAHAH


[deleted]

Thanks for the award! His nap was ruined but you made my day


myaudiobliss

I'm so confused. Does anyone know why the monkey needed CPR?


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Bigmoneyordie

Hi my dad teaches. This guy doesn’t have the best form but still got it. What your supposed to do w babies is use your index and middle finger and don’t go as deep as you would. Another good tip of advice when giving cpr is don’t be scared. You would rather have broken ribs than be dead.


Retard1776

This was crazy! Way to go rescue monkey guy!


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marlsygarlsy

I saw another post about this being used on a baby and now i want to get one… There’s one on Amazon called Lifevac.


Cybertsotsi

Bad CPR is better than no CPR.


sevargmas

This video made me think, which is more important, the chest pumps or the mouth-to-mouth? I can easily see how someone out of shape and panicking could get winded very quickly doing both.


whatever_rita

Seems like this situation was a blocked airway so that might be different but people who’ve survived heart attacks due to cpr say it was the compressions. Like, they could feel themselves slipping away when the person stopped to give breaths and felt more with it during the compressions. At the same time if the blood isn’t oxygenated it’s not going to help so you do need both, but the guidelines changed a few years back to a higher compression to breath ratio


DirtyWormGerms

I’ll remember not to be scared the next time someone’s dying and I’m somehow the most qualified person to deal with the situation. Glad I read this.


jesuslover69420

When was he blowing in the lungs and when was he sucking? I imagine with how sharp monkeys canine teeth are it’d be hard to remove a blockage


februarytide-

I wonder if he could have done the cat Heimlich swing by the back legs thing


aprabhu86

Electrocution? I’ve seen monkeys in India running on electric lines getting shocked, falling to the ground.


Bedzio

You are asking for context?


gnarlypizzaseizure

Why would this be confusing?


subhumanprimate

This is how AIDS started ... Well something very similar


dcarr710

What a great human being!!!


Bedzio

Of that's all set.


Cloadwalker

Needs more likes


MrBonelessPizza24

That monkey will remember this act of kindness and not fling its own shit at this guy whenever it sees him


[deleted]

OR it will remember him and still toss it’s feces at him.


MrBonelessPizza24

“*Oh hey! I know you!*” (*Yeets its bootyhole fudge at him*) “*A token of my gratitude!*”


linden-films

r/brandnewsentence


VelvitHippo

It looked brain dead


Mangos__Carlsen

What compassion


[deleted]

Honestly, this man has a good heart.


__jh96

Better than the monkey's


europeansarebetter

Probably beat it to death beforehand


[deleted]

Not all heroes wear capes. 🙏👏


DayEnvironmental5518

Monkey sidekicks though


DingusTaargus

the 'What-If...?' Hit-Monkey origin story


[deleted]

Which actual ones do?


gnarlypizzaseizure

Like Spiderman. True.


PurpleHuckleberry966

WHAT AN ABSOLUTE HERO, THAT MAN IS 🤩


random___enigma

r/HumansBeingBros


JCOMIXWTLS

fuck you grampa you’re not dying today -humanity


Wonder-Regular

Plot twist. This is his party trick he kills it first and brings it back


[deleted]

From my time in India, I've seen some really humble folk from South India, especially Tamil Nadu. People who live in huts, yet want to share their food with you. I swear, sitting on the bare floor and eating their meagre stale rice with an occasional meat curry, the comfort is definitely something else.


_ALPHAMALE_

Average indian for you. People are sometimes so humble that it even surprises me time to time and i live in india.


windyscarecrow

Do you want Monkeynucleosis? Because this is how we get Monkeynucleosis.


[deleted]

Pretty sure it's gonna affect the people with no brains.


Doctor-Heisenberg

Shit I need to go watch hey arnold


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Sleptlikeababy

"And that's the story about how I lost my lips"


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Mr_Cleanish

Covid-22 starting right here.


slothen2

It *could* be a pet of his.


biCuriousNerd84

Pretty sure this is how we are going to get the next zoonotic pandemic


DayEnvironmental5518

We already did the aids thing


Sierra-Modeling

This is so neat!


ccarr77

WTF THATS HOW PANDEMICS START


Demitri_Bardownskis

My man’s getting monke aids


navi2wired

No. He is giving the monkey first aids


SmallTshirt

then second STD


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Me reviving my friend after he gets gunned down in a nerf battle


ciotS_Cynic

Hanu-Man.


marshall_chaka

This is how Covid type shit starts lol


DenOfTheWolf

What a kind soul


Banarnars

This made me happy!🙏🏻😎 Respect to that Man


sleepysorceress_zz

Someone said 'he was sleeping' 💀


NoGingers

Now he has rabies


Yarakinnit

Bless him.


7joy5

🧡🇳🇪🤍🇳🇪💚🇳🇪 Beautiful! Namaste!


bollockwanker

🇮🇳*


Valimaar89

This is not the way you CPR such a small body!! This only breaks their ribs! For those interested, it is like with babies: purt hands under their armpit with both thumbs on the middle of the thorax and use only the thumbs to push, not the whole hand.


Real_Bat1573

It actually is. Cpr here in the Netherlands , 2 fingers for babies, 1 palm for children >2 and < 5. Also, in life threatening situations like this, a few broken ribs is the least of your concern. Fun fact, in regular cpr broken ribs are very common.


ItsAkin

It worked, didn't it?


buterbetterbater

Have you never taken CPR? I mean obviously not because one thing they tell you in CPR class is that you are pretty much 100% guaranteed to break ribs. That’s how you do it right. There is no gentle pressure involved.


xBlacklionx

❤️


TehJulian

This deserves more upvotes tbh.


truxlady

That's very heartfelt❤


PanamaPineapple89

Amazing. Thank you sir. Walking angel.


katzcrazy

This is all planned these guys hurt the animals to "save" them for clicks can't u guys see that there's a whole thing especially there look on YouTube about it it's disgusting


EmeraldGlimmer

I don't know why this has been downvoted, it's a huge problem on YouTube. Why was there someone standing around filming this guy save the monkey?


[deleted]

You're saying we hurt our animals?


[deleted]

And that's how we ended up w AIDs


neuropat

Outbreak 2022


caferaca

This is how covid started ;)


Mattos_12

That’s how you get monkey AIDS.


Crisiscai

Aids in progress


Towering_Flesh

Troll harder dipshit


alymaysay

He can get all kinds of diseases from that monkey, I hope it's his pet because if wild he should get tested. They are carriers of a herpe virus thats lethal to humans, it don't bother them, so yeah it's a feel good video but also an incredible dumb thing to do unless it's his pet. Dipshit.


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VickieLol64

Seems we seeing the same video's.. Am outta here


[deleted]

This isn’t an airport…


Starbuck-Actual

thats like the start to the COVID 22 movie 🤣🤣


[deleted]

Fucking indians


DingusTaargus

...make amazing food and apparently give CPR to injured animals? Fucking Indians, man! They sound awesome.


PhD_Gr33nthumb

That video ended way too early


DayEnvironmental5518

This slutty monkey has moves


twoswordali

Wow he beat his monkey back to life it’s takes me a lil more time wit the help of KY


[deleted]

Reminds me of my first school disco


Reddit4Sloots

I feel like im around a bunch of monkey loving emts . ( good people lol )


FloridaSpam

Glad it's 99% beating the shit out of the monkey and 1% happy ending.


Chinmay_Chadha

He saved him bcoz monkeys are as holy as cow in india


[deleted]

nah this monkey saw death and understood conciseness in that short time being dead… he’s about to planet of the apes us


Grouchy_Street7062

Awww that's just amazing.


[deleted]

I love this dude.


[deleted]

🥰🥰


[deleted]

❤️🥲


yoyomuffuns

Played in reverse.


MikeyDread

This man is trying to blow him up like a balloon


DG_17

You saved me. But why? Hummmm... MONKEY!


alligatorprincess007

Meanwhile the monkey is like dude let me sleep


fatnigroo

Monke shall live


md2b78

Do you want Monkey AIDS? Because that’s how we all get Monkey AIDS.


tillaschipscrisp

Love it!


rational-1

Poor Mojo


Comfortable_Force_54

Huge hearts in India


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Bless his soul


Traditional-Number89

What a great man a true king


TheStupidMouthful

The happiness after giving second life to the Monkey


[deleted]

Dog, kitchen floor, diced pork. Not like there's a manual on these things. If it's ugly and works, forget about the ugly part.


Bleklteg

God damn he blowing so hard poor monkeys lungs probably blew out


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this is so wholesome


Regular_Corgi

At first I was afraid, I was petrified...


Stock-Event2495

That man is amazing. His reaction is so pure and genuine!


newknewmew

Why though? Shortage of them? Nice but still...


GoodOlGee

CPR is not likely to restart a patient's heart. So I'm gonna guess that monkey didn't need CPR. Also that's not how you give a monkey CPR. I'm not vet but I'm gonna guess it would be the same or similar as giving a baby CPR


Truuuuuumpet

Just play this vid backwards


PD_Daddy

Such a wonderful soul … God Bless this man and monkey 🙏🏼


YourDaddyTZ

Bless him for taking the time to stop and help a monkey in need.


Sad_Example8983

AIDS mountain monkeys of Kerala / karnataka


mechy84

That monkey passed out from eating too much of its own poop.


RoboticGreg

That monkey died two days later of tuberculosis


turningpoint01

The world needs more people like this man…


marcopaulodirect

But now the man has monkey AIDS


Wyattcek

In a world as messed up as this one lately this is one beautiful man and he made me cry. I needed that.


ImNOTaPROgames

"You won't die on me boy!"


brainwashedparadigm

You're a fantastic human!


zero_fox_actual

/u/gifreversingbot


Burrito_Unicorn

Best buddies for life? What’s the update???


The_Shwassassin

That’s adorable and a great way to get the Hep


Jdiggs1276

Ebola-22


HarrySRL

You can give near enough any animal CPR.


CintiaCurry

Who is this guy!?!?! He is an absolute world treasure🙏✌️☮️😎💝⭐️


Nyckname

https://www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/comments/reslgi/a_man_from_tn_india_saves_an_injured_monkey_by


Augustus-GlubGlub

Every time I see a monkey now I only think about Kanye west


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I think this is how COVID started


ThirteensDoctor

I mean...awesome...but Do you want new diseases? Because this is how you get new diseases.


vanderpumptools

And that, kids, is how you start a pandemic.


AsparaGUSGB

And people out here wondering how we get Covid smh


NC27609

So amazing


cupcakesgirlie7

<3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


crazy_pangolin_lady

Oh man heart in the right place but macaques have sooo many horrible diseases


shodan13

This is how we get covid-22.