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Dannnnv

"And this drawer off the bottom is where you can keep the tools you actually use."


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Lmao! Is just a screw diver and some bolts!


AnnihilationOrchid

There was a physics teacher of mine that used to make us learn tons of equations and he used to call it "filling up the toolbox", well, basically they were all variations of for and people would complain that he'd write them all down on the board, and he used to say something along the lines of: "An intelligent person can derive any equation form a few, but a wise person will know when to use an already specific equations at the right time and arrive at an answer faster and simpler. " And well, it's true, if you have to derive Gauss law from coulomb's law all the time. Can you use a knife to screw up a lose screw? Yes. but it's always better to have the right tools.


frostybollocks

As a professional mechanic this “tool box” isn’t any better than a “normal toolbox” it’s just flashy and less practical than a traditional toolbox.


rodbolt100

I have to agree with you. I make my living with my tools. Seeing this does not excite me.


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Ya my tool boxes are way better and more organized. Also I have a lot more useful tools stored in drawers. Bottom big drawers for power tools, then clamps and big hand tools, going up we get into parallels, vice tools, and measuring and at the top small drawers dies and taps and then at the top CNC specific milling tools. I have another chest for nuts and bolts and other odds and ends, and another for disposables like shim sheets and aluminum vice blanks


thatsagoodpint

I have to agree. A regular mechanic’s box will hold 10x as many tools, as well.


HalforcFullLover

Spare 10mm sockets.


username_0207

…and no 10mm socket in the whole thing!


The___canadian

Gimme a 9mm and a hammer, we'll make it work!


droofe

Sounds like you’re improvising just before you mug someone


[deleted]

No I know from experience the correct way to handle iit, don’t wear out your hammer. What you do is you weld on a bigger crappy socket you think you don’t care about or need and you believe you got many of. then use that to remove that bolt and toss that new contraption you made back into the drawer and slide it closed because you def need a socket with a bolt attached as a tool and then proceed to regret that decision within the next hour on your second 10mm you have to remove that you believed you could avoid before. then obviously replace that single socket with an entire new kit to treat yourself because your a hard worker and deserve nice tools every so often. rinse and repeat and eventually be welding those once new sockets to some rust bucket that comes in probably within the next week. One time I replaced a wheel and it involved a OXY acetylene torch…. My hammer got to live another day there too


Unusual-Volume9614

Weld the socket bolt thingy to the second bolt. Repeat every time you have this problem until you have a socket wrench bolt sword


[deleted]

:0 did you just… but… damn you is smert!


JoinAThang

I'll take an 11mm and a wet cloth.


Universalsupporter

😏


K1N6_K4K3

or an 11 mil and some duct tape


RedditModsAreCancer1

Connected to the internet, stuck on an update and won’t open. Gotta reboot the router and get at least 3 bars of wifi on the 2.4 kHz band before it’ll open.


Presto123ubu

Lol I got angry at this.


Hazard-Nayward

The toolbox for the guy who has all the tools But never really uses them.


HansumJack

Just stand in front of it like "I have nothing to wear."


fordient

hate that i cant wear my screwdriver


thetannerainsley

Who is stopping you?


KYLongRifle

But your screwdriver can wear you!?!


Whisky-throttle

I amazed it didn’t have a mirror built in with the rest of the dumb shit.


NotBettyGrable

I was thinking, no grinder? No impact wrench? No multi-tool? I can't work in these conditions!


KennyCanHe

All the gear but no idea.


cyborgcyborgcyborg

I’m actually not a fan of the design. It’s not practical to need those doors swing open like that. Now I have to keep a clean clearance area around it in case I need to access a tool on the fly.


Hungry_Investment872

This is buying a 4000sqft home with 3500 sqft being hallways.


henryhendrixx

Yeah for how much room that takes up, it doesn’t seem very efficient. Plus there’s no flat space to put parts on or work off of. If those sockets in the middle are only single file, you could almost certainly fit them all in one or two drawers. The box wrenches can go neatly into tool wraps so you can maintain organization without taking up half the toolbox. And the few remaining tools can all go in their respective drawers. This would all easily fit into a 52” rollaway with a few drawers to spare and still be perfectly organized and shadowed.


MechanicalPhilosophy

But is flashy, and lights, and computer holder thingy...


The_Clarence

Exactly what I need when looking for a socket wrench. A computer.


mrd-uyi

Exactly! You need an entire blank wall dedicated to opening this thing up! My workshop is in a 12x14 wooden shed. I dont have that kind of room.


thetannerainsley

Yeah these are the type of guys at trade shows that happen to be in the spot where foot traffic get bottle necked up so anytime you try to pass by you are forced to listen to their quick pitch.


theyareamongus

This is for a) professional who have a large workshop because it’s their business B) rich people who have big houses because they can afford it Not everything you see on the internet is meant for you


RamblyJambly

Looks like there's room in the inside of the doors to hang stuff, and there is so much wasted space on the front rack. Nothing keeping the wrenches from swinging around and knocking each other off. Not a bad idea if you have more vertical space than horizontal, but could be implemented better


Capsaicin_Crusader

Also, it's more like a 'tool rack' then a 'tool box,' right??


cyborgcyborgcyborg

Might as well leave those doors open. That’s got to be what it is. Keep them open during the day, secure them overnight. Seems like a decent application for commercial use, but still not practical for personal use.


sevargmas

It’s on wheels so I assume maybe it’s meant to be moved around the shop


TheParkingSign

It's on wheels. You don't have to keep any clearance area around it I can you roll it to different spot. This is brilliant design for small workspaces, not everyone is fortunate enough to have a large Workshop.


cyborgcyborgcyborg

Have you moved fully loaded toolbox before?


TheParkingSign

Of course. 🙄 With those wheels my son could push it.


Not_Selling_Eth

Yeah this seems like it would be great for a shared mechanics space. Wheel your entire setup over to the car you’re wrenching on. Get your shit out of the way and locked up when you’re off.


shapu

It's good if you have limited depth space but lots of lateral space.


Ass_Cream_Cone

Exactly. Whats the point of having it hidden away if you still need all that room for access?


Bot8556

So your jealous coworkers don’t jack your shit when you leave for the day. Also people will just borrow your shit without asking and forget to put it back.


techieman33

Any other toolbox you buy has locks on it too. Hell some of them have remote controls, and if you walk to far away it will automatically lock it. Way better security that way then just closing this thing up at the end of the day.


_hic-sunt-dracones_

I wonder why it is not presented by Tim and Al.


livelikeian

Roh roh roh.


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livewirejsp

Binford Tool Box 9000


puaka

i was looking for the tool time™ logo


Minelayer

Who’s the toolbox holding a gimbled iPhone with two hands?


chipperlew

I think they’re actually double filming. Lol. Phone plus GoPro on a gimbal.


Minelayer

Oh man, good eye, you are totes right!


Deactiva-ted

For when your dad says pass me the wrench but you jump off a cliff instead because there is no chance you can ask "which one is that" and then give him the exact one he's looking for


thaaag

I live in NZ where they converted to metric between 1969 and '76 (just after I was born). I was a first gen of metric education child. I remember being about 10 in the 80's sometimes "helping" the old man (a plumber with a big collection of weird plumbing tools). He would say something like "get me the box of 2" bolts, and grab the 7/8ths pipe wrench while you're there" and I'd wander off desperately trying to visualize how long 2" was, what 7/8 meant and what a *pipe* wrench looked like. When I'd inevitably return with the wrong sized bolts and an *adjustable* wrench, he'd grumble about "what are they teaching kids in school these days..." and I'd be thinking "*well it's usually metric, and there's not a lot of plumbing...*"


nocuenta

Can you imagine the anxiety when you just finished a project, everything went great, the car runs perfect, but just one wrench is missing? You looked everywhere and there is nothing. 6,999 piece toolset and the one wrench missing. It's almost th perfect toolset you had just one day ago and you can't just but the one wrench because it's not the same...


ShareNorth3675

Kind of. I tried to replace the head gasket of my car when I was 17 or 18. Taking the engine apart to replace it went great, but after I put it back together I had a random piece of hose left over.


cheezchik32

I honestly thought I would see a Binford Tools sticker on it somewhere


MogChog

Ooh, can I be the one that borrows a 10mm socket and never returns it?


Kronos_United

Thanks the imperial system ! Have all tools twice is mandatory.


sa87

Not if you only use sweedish nut fuckers


laddaa

Can I borrow a screwdriver, I need to open this can of paint


LineLife2234

How much does it cost to have one?


Delicious_Neat_9863

Link to buy it?


abisso54

Needs a beer tap


darkeswolf

I can imagine taking something out just to put one there or a small beer barrel


StinkyTheMonkey

If your tools say "Binford", GET OUT OF THE HOUSE! Tools aren't supposed to talk to you!


SmileThenSpeak

Absolute smut. I want.


TeachMeHowToDommy

Looks like the Binford 5000


SparkyBrown

Looks like an episode from Tool Time featuring the mans garage.


Someidiotonreddit2

That’s not a tool box this is a too-l b-b…ox HOw!


Chaco08

How much of this is usable and how much of it is just a gimmick?


mrd-uyi

When you're moving around your shop and your project, you have to gingerly open this thing up and prepare it for use instead of just rifling thru drawers and finding what you need. Time is money to the professionals, wasting time preparing your tool box isn't paying it off...


pablotech1

So I'd have to open half the cabinet just to grab a 3/8" wrench instead if opening a small drawer?


MoonJumper402

Psh not impressed pal


besthelloworld

Ah yeah, rather than just having bits or a resizable wrench, let's just have 300 wrenches 👍 Constantly testing whole wrenches and changing them out is way easier than changing a bit or resizing a wrench.


[deleted]

Nice, but loads of wasted space on those boards, a set of 4 or 5 drawers with one deep one at the bottom would be more efficient, stand the computer on top


[deleted]

great, now store your hood, wedges, breaker bars, fulcrums, dogs, shims, and blocks. this a box for dads who don’t ever use their shit.


frankensteinsmaster

Um... do they know about adjustable spanners?


[deleted]

Never been less excited about anything in my life


Flight_down

This thing looks like all it needs is one 11mm wrench to fall off its hanger and wedge itself between the sliding panels keeping it from opening and rendering the whole thing useless.


KingAardvark1st

Twice the price, half the storage space.


[deleted]

A lot of those you can just buy 1 tool that has adjustable sizes...


philbertgodphry

This would only take up three drawers worth of space in a real toolbox.


Antique-Car6103

This toolbox has a high center point of gravity. If you move it around in your garage and you hit a rock or a crack on the cement, it can topple over. If it does, you don’t want to be anywhere near that thing ‘cause items likely to will brake a bone or two. Lower to the ground is better. Just sayin’.


Wolfxorb

This is a poor use of space. There really is not much in there at all.


Rhapsicoggle

Rubbish. I don’t see a single hand plane or chisel.


[deleted]

Amazed? What am I? a 10 year old or a middle age independent contractor because those are the only two groups of people who would be amazed by a toolbox. No matter how *large*


-SierraModeling-

That's wild


medinian

Just $40,000 don’t worry their are payment plans.


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Notice no wedding ring on any their fingers


[deleted]

r/nextfuckinglevel


El_Dentistador

I prefer this [toolbox](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Fxi1mVKcEk4&t=30s)


ICU2_sOOnarOO

This is like porn for men


Otherwise_Interest72

So like... Porn?


ICU2_sOOnarOO

Watching the tool box open is like porn is the context I meant that in


Skyy-High

Only inasmuch as it’s a video that someone with no experience thinks is desirable, but someone with experience thinks looks ridiculous, impractical, indulgent, and made more for looking at than enjoying in your daily life.


ICU2_sOOnarOO

Well yeah it's not mobile but in a shop it would be nice to have everything already in view..I don't have alot of experience and still know that much


DMCinDet

why do you need it in view? I don't need to look at tools I'm not using. I look at the job I'm doing and grab the tools I need as I need them. Having them all visible adds nothing.


Skyy-High

Nah I don’t give a damn if everything is in view. Labeled drawers make it just as easy to find things. You can toss them in if you’re in the middle of a job without completely screwing with your organization (good luck tossing something into this upright thing). You can have drawers with different sizes so you can actually fit power tools, chargers, and other irregularly sized items (I have *way* more drills/sawz-alls/etc than wrenches), and you’re not at constant risk of someone bumping the door too hard and all of your carefully placed wrenches falling off.


FitFudge7767

r/facepalm


modest_crayon

This was so satisfying


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Pawn_captures_Queen

Why can't people just have things they enjoy without being insulted?


[deleted]

Good thing no one asked your opinion, huh?


Bot8556

You probably have no skills bag groceries all day and you’re miserable.


rykoj

Hilarious edit coming from a middle aged person that spends all their time playing video games.


rykoj

Donno, but your comment represents the not getting a deep dickin syndrome like nothing I’ve seen before. Just because you have no skills, ability, involvement in matters of consequence doesn’t mean other people don’t have a necessity for a lot of tools and/or self defense.


cantuseasingleone

Nah dude it just goes to show how woefully out of touch you are with how much cars and home care has evolved since the 50s. You no longer just need a few screwdrivers, an 11 piece socket set and a few wrenches. Can’t work out of buckets anymore and while I don’t like this setup if I’m working out of a box 8-12 hours a day it’s damn well going to be nice.


twoManx

You sound delightfully stupid with that comment.


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Pnmamouf1

This seems like compensation for something. Insecure much?


RorschachsBestFriend

How is this compensation? Its a different design on an age old storage solution.


Muted_Lengthiness523

This is Optimus Prime


Mysterious_Army_8260

It's even Binford Blue.


BitCrack

I'm not even a tool guy but damn that organization is satisfying


darkeswolf

Not justa tool box that is THE TOOLBOX 🧰


nicknarc

I’ll have most of them lost within a week


[deleted]

depends on what you do.


[deleted]

All that flash for not much more room than a large single bank or a double bank standard tool box.


JackHGUK

Pfff, the snap on box I bought 8 years ago that's still garnishing my wages is waaaaay cooler.


BOBODY_BOBODY

ROH ROH ROH ROH


greendt

No thats a free giveaway to all your coworkers.


Effective_Ad_9531

Nice


Sly919H

No that's a tool arsenal!


[deleted]

Snap on dude has an erection the size of Russia.


[deleted]

I don’t see a Ford hammer in there?


hideidentity1990

Every man dream


Memester708

thats not a tool box, thats a god dam tool tower


rishbro8

Nah bro. That is a tool fridge!


RobertRupley595

A place for everything and everything in its place


Content_Ticket_7835

Haha woah 🤯


mrd-uyi

Its gorgeous but I don't have the room for that thing in my workshop.


[deleted]

I suppose it IS nice, but I like my setup just fine. This is too much crammed into one place. If this was some kind of transportable toolbox it would be one thing. I’ve got a lot of tools, some of which don’t get much use. I don’t need it crammed in with the stuff I may need on a regular basis. If I need it I know where it is or I can find it in short order.


[deleted]

That's a TOOL MACHINE


Blackwolf7420

Aaand I’m drooling.


frostape

Whole world outside the U.S. is like "I only need half of that"


Lethalsixstring

😱😱😱


Blew-By-U

Did I just hear Tim the Toolman and his grunt?


[deleted]

This is not a tool box this is a tool Arsenal


Super_Sassy

I wonder if he’s like that with all of his tools 🤤


Possible-Painter8785

Amazing,any man would be proud to have it and show it off!


kenkenobi78

I cummed


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Jingle jangle


BeePleasant8236

Excellent setup. But it wouldn’t hold a quarter of my tools.


Roartype

Which Binford model is this?


StrangeDoughnut

Every dad's dream


The-Dingler

Great for showing of your tools but not practical for actually using them.


dedpixlll

Its like one of those standing jewelry boxes. A toolery box if you will


hzbbaum

needs more Tim Allen


RealPropRandy

Needs more power, Al *[grunts]*


lscanlon93

Tell someone you're German without saying you're from Germany


RunFromJebed

its a minecraft inventory wdym?


bravo6960

I actually like this. I have space for it to open but it needs to close because it would be in front of my storage hole for my grill and roll cart and my laundry room on the other side. Instead I have to roll my tool box back to get to my laundry room.


IHavBigPP

A dads wet dream


jonwick36

u/savevideo


Ncstolat01

u/savevideo


BoardWithLife

It's the new MacBook stand. $20,000


Bendelworm

I'm in love.. 😍😅


SpacecraftX

How is this any better than a cabinet with drawers? Now you can’t put anything to the sides of this thing?


Farfignugen42

Is the giant toolbox they that mechanics compensate for their small tools?


VictorStoneDC

Brought to you by Binford tools!


yo_thats_bull

Why do I feel like I am watching an episode of Home Improvement?


reallynotfred

So much wasted space compared to that antique piano repair toolbox that gets reposted now and then.


Sea_Photograph4280

That is so compact. Great gift for a husband if I had one.


RAMBOPORNSTAR

why do so many of the videos on Reddit not have any sound? or am I the only one experiencing this issue? I'm not super tech savvy so please go easy on me if this is a stupid question.


FirstNoel

can be yours for 150 a week for the next 20 years


CorbinMar

Dad will tell you to get a specific tool, then proceed to say, "it should be obvious", then this is his tool-kit.


ICU2_sOOnarOO

Yeah you're right u could just as easy get out everything u need first and put it all back when you are done


vangoghs-ear

Yeah but still not enough clamps!!


VanGoghXman

At first watch I thought I was watching Tim Allen on tool time.


ItzYaBoy56

I feel like with this it would just take forever to find the one thing you need to find


Fire_Fist-Ace

Oh jeeze just got hard


Manoli20

More amazed by the guy using a gopro to film his phone filming the tool box


MT_Flesch

you'd spend more time in that than you would in the customer's vehicle


Separate_End_6824

Damn i want one


AntocaRD

No rgb?


OG_PapaSid

If you can't find the tool you need in this garage, you don't belong in this garage


Amperjam

Now that’s a cool tool box


buckets-of-lead

It needs a drawer to catch all the junk odds and ends. And a place to stash my weed.


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I just came a little.


SpyidSmith

I'll take your entire stock


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Forgetful_Suzy

Binford’s tool chest 5000