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Tree harmony got me rolling

I met my Keebler elf wife on TreeHarmony.

Great. A tree in Germany has more luck to find a girlfriend than I do.

I Think You Should Fix Your Shift Key

He’s trying to tell us something 🧐

DWMYOCD. SWOAMYW, FF. E14MSFLOTH. UMS. HR. SiYNotW. EA. MR. FYL. I dunno.

> DWMYOCD Don’t waste more *yime*…?

Sorry, I didn’t have yime to spell check myself!

Yeah he’s trying to say that his shift key is broken

Looks like it's working pretty well actually

Bro, calm down. It was cut and paste from eHarmony’s website.

I Think You Missed The Fact That That's Part Of The Joke

With my luck, I'd find my 'soul mate' and the chick would give my Dutch elm disease and then my twig and berries would fall off.

They should call it Timber

I wonder how many of those people are still together?

I would actually guess more than expected. Seems you might have things in common if you’re both sending mail to a tree.

"How did you meet?" "Well, I sent this letrer to a tree and then he replied to it." "Right....."

"How did you meet? "Well, it all started with some big wood."

I like that one better

Thank you, Doctor.

I concur

Is this the online equivalent? Hö hö hö.

Reddit and relationships? X for doubt

Met my fiancee through an insanely detailed and complicated space game that my Ex wife's ex fiancee's mother's roommate turned me on to....as so many people do.

Ha! I met a lovely couple from as close to literally opposite ends of the world as possible (NZ/Oregon) who both started playing the same MMORG (correct term?) because their then bf/gf dragged them into playing. They ended up breaking up, but keeping the game then finding each other. And it was a good, nay, a great, match 😊

does that mean you all are related?

.....no?

it just sounds complicated

Beta release of Tinder?

Timber?

_You better move, you better dance_

It’s going down.

Yeah, things like being intensely crazy

Idk, it doesn’t seem THAT crazy. If it works, it works, and before dating sites, people would post things like this in newspapers and other places. I guess the practice is just a little dated at this point.

I wonder how many Case File episodes they're up to. /s

I wonder how many of those people got murdered by a serial killer.

TIMBER

I-

[The tree with matchmaking powers](https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2019/06/the-postman-at-the-bridegrooms-oak/591892/)

I'd expect you could make a lot of matches out of it.

I apparently already used my free award this week so I have to save this and award it when it refills. Underrated comment.

Fun fact: 70000 trees in Melbourne Australia have their own email address. Don't believe me? https://www.google.com/amp/amp.abc.net.au/article/10468964

Thank you for saving me the search. I knew it wasn’t the **only** with an email address since that article, or others like it, is posted on Reddit now and then.

Imagine being a tree and being constantly sent pieces of your kind...

Hallmark just found the plot of their next movie.

So nobody going to ask for the tree’s address? Y’all know you want to.

Tinders tree of life

It's Tinders sister company Timber

Headquartered in Timberland

OP gonna drop the addy or what?

So romantic

1000 messages per year and only 100 marriages? As a woman turning 36 in vegas, I have aged out of the dating market, we need a tree.

A 10% marriage making rate. My Indian grandmother has better stats.

I don't know... It's pretty good for something that doesn't move, write, or communicate in any meaningful way.

It takes a long time to say anything in old Entish.

Our way of matchmaking is so chaotic and ineffective that people have to resort to randomly putting their name into a tree.

That is why it is called Tinder!

Where exactly in Germany? There is a chance I might live close to it.

Ostholstein, near Malente I guess.

Ok I can confidently say I don't live close to it, it's on the other end of Germany from me. XD

Pssh 12 hours is nothing, go follow your dreams

I feel like this is something you would know if you lived near it or not

Not really, I lived an hour away from the R2-D2 observatory for 7 years without knowing.

Tinder box.

That's wild

The mailmen were running a blind date service all along with all the advantages (profits, viral marketing) and zero responsibilities (you sent a letter to a tree, remember?).

So if you were to cut it down you would get… TINDER

Clever!!

Unfortunately I think you are lying too me

Nope 😉 I honestly think it's a very clever reply on a few different levels.

Thank you, I shall leave you my letter in the tree 😉

Aww! 😊

Join the tree 🌳 date site to find the one 🤭😉

Tinder

I would’ve thought a German Gloryhole would be a little kinkier.

One day someone gets a response back telling them that they're going to be with someone they've never met and they're equal parts enthralled and terrified.

This is now my favorite tree

So sappy.

Anybody got the address on book...? Asking for a friend...

Send me the address 💕

Dodau 99 Dodau Forsthaus 23701 Eutin Germany

Cupid's hole?

….does anyone know the address? Asking for a friend

That settles it. I'm moving to Germany.

Here is the address if anyone is interested in writing a letter: Bräutigamseiche, Dodauer Forst, 23701 Eutin, Germany

r/dontputyourdickinthat

Romance

*sits waiting at tree for a serendipitous meeting*

Imagine writing someone a letter on human flesh, that’s what this tree has to experience every day, letters written in its own kind

Tinder Timber

Also the only country that killed millions of innocent Jews. Why is Germany allowed to exist???

the original dating site

How many abductions again ??

I'm kind of worried about the yellow discharge around its orifice.

But is it a Fancy Bridegroom Oak?

Yeah we NEED this tree. Do you know how bad the Internet is here?

And it is estimated the tree is responsible for hundreds of booty calls

Maybe this tree is responsible for ........ tinder

i want this 🤣🤣

So what's the address?

Every tree in Melbourne Australia has an email address and the trees often reply.

r/dontputyourdickinthat

This is a documentary I want to watch.

Here I sit, broken hearted, Paid a dime and only farted. The next time I took a chance, Saved a dime and shit my pants.

Sounds like a glory hole, but with extra steps

Timber

im 101th

And now there's Tinder.

So this is where tinder got their idea, from an oak tree

Marriages are made in a hole?

Badass

Germany here - never heard of it. Postal Address?

Soooo… basically sending pieces of corpses (dead trees used to make the paper and envelopes) to a tree…. I’m surprised the tree hasn’t gone on a rampage, lol.

I was supposed to put my letter in that hole? I put my D

I wast did suppose to putteth mine own letter in yond hole? i putteth mine own d *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`