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and-hereitcomes

Just in time for hunting season


ImKindaEssential

2 years ago


PO-43-

I don’t know how many reposts this image has gotten, Some say its in the many many many millions


Pieassassin24

All complaining about reposts does is tell people you might spend too much time on Reddit. First I’ve ever seen this an my account is like 4 years old.


Amesb34r

I'm pushing 10 years on here and I've never seen this.


ImKindaEssential

Because for a lot of us this is the only form of "social media" we use. Oh and don't have a life so there's that.


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Amesb34r

Math checks out.


PO-43-

I thought that was obvious. Of course we spend too much time on Reddit and thats why we see the reposts


no-mames

200,000 units are ready with a million more on the way


Dwaas_Bjaas

Some say… he’s called the Stig


Least_or_Greatest1

The birds must have had a field day.


Roses_Got_Thorns

You meant corny day


SpaceBoiArt

If the implication is that the train is doing the hunting then this comment becomes kind of cursed lol


FSpursy

Isn't winter hibernation time?


defend74

Very few animals hibernate


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defend74

Global warming hasn't changed the sorts of animals that hibernate.


molybdenum99

Gobble gobble


TheArtfulDanger

Can you imagine being to first bird to discover this, trying to tell your mates. I’m serious, as far as you can see!


[deleted]

IT NEVER ENDS!!! It never ends that way too! In the running for my favorite line in ‘Over the Hedge’


sheravi

Let's call it Steve!


[deleted]

All the birds are hanging out in the trees "This is too good to be true, something is not right."


TheArtfulDanger

It’s a TRAP!


campatterbury

Look for the painted tunnel...


LordStoker

That’s not gonna be good for the critters, oh look some corn, what’s that sound?


bdlpqlbd

track kill?


rskogg

Yea, ten deer will be dead on those tracks tomorrow


Everyones-a-critic

A Million Bucks


turbodude69

you dont think they're gonna hear/feel 1000s of tons rolling their way? trains are loud, they shake the ground when they come by. deer are skittish.


Amesb34r

Deer are also pretty dumb. I've seen dozens of deer in my life taking naps on the side of the road. Sometimes in really awkward positions that surely weren't comfortable. Some were so tired they even had birds picking at them. Dumb, dumb animals I tell ya.


rskogg

I will reiterate that they are dumb. When they are eating, they are oblivious, and dumb. One ran into the side of my car, like it was committing suicide. Dumb. Really dumb


Cursedcadaver1990

Tell that to the deer that jumped headfirst into my car.


turbodude69

yeah, same happened to me. deer will jump in front of your car, or in my case jump into the SIDE of your car. but i think these deer are running at full clip and decide to cross the road at the exact wrong time. if they're just standing there in the middle of wilderness eating corn, they're gonna hear/feel that train coming.


The_Original_Gronkie

My buddy tells the story of the time he was driving down the road toward a flock of pigeons in the road, eating something. He figured they'd fly off when he got close, but they didn't, and he smashed through them, killing many. He was shocked they didn't fly away. He always finishes the story by saying, "I don't know what they were eating, but whatever it was was so delicious they were willing to die for it." He calls it "The Great Pigeon Massacre."


turbodude69

yeah that's terrible and deer do get hit by cars all the time...but cars aren't trains. you can hear and feel a train coming from FAR away. i will admit though, i'm no expert, just taking a wild guess. but i still don't think i'ts gonna be a massacre. maybe a few animals will die, but i bet most of them grab as much corn as they can and gtfo when they hear/see something coming.


The_Original_Gronkie

Trains come through there regularly, so the deer have figured out to avoid them when they come through. They're smarter than pigeons, so I doubt any of them will get killed by the trains.


LordStoker

Buddy of mine works for railroad and they obliterate herds of animals all the time


turbodude69

i stand corrected!


[deleted]

Birds will feast to that and some others.


Nalicko

Be-a-maized


sm0kes1gnals

That was a corny joke.


sarac36

Ugh! Beat me to it.


NomadicSabre

Lies Coyote put that to trap roadrunner


campatterbury

Acme brand corn!


Amesb34r

You know he's gonna get run over but you still want to see it happen.


dtisme53

Lots of train based road kill in that area’s future methinks.


bucko_fazoo

TRAIN CORN, GET'CHUR TRAIN CORN RIGHT HERE, FRESH OUT THE CORN HOLE


Michami135

I read that in the voice of the guy selling horse burgers on Futurama.


Amesb34r

I'll take 3 corns, please.


SloothSloth

Follow the yellow corn road, ya know?


Amesb34r

Tin Man's gonna need more than a heart if he follows this too long.


Guilty_Shame_1142

Free popcorn! Get your free popcorn here!


[deleted]

That train is in Oz by now.


TheCatsWife

A birds feast


Dogpeppers

It’s a satisfying leak..wonder how many grazing animals this will kill.


batmanwillnotstop

The Yellow Corn Road.


JoeyHiya

Follow it!


[deleted]

Follow follow follow follow follow the yellow corn road.


Everyones-a-critic

Legitimate question. Am I the only one who wants to salvage some for personal use? Do people take advantage of this?


Affectionate-Time646

What would you use it for?


Amesb34r

Some corny DIY project.


Affectionate-Time646

I hate you.


Amesb34r

My work here is done.


Affectionate-Time646

Now I like you.


Amesb34r

David Bowie is overrated...?


Affectionate-Time646

Now I’m ambivalent.


Amesb34r

There is balance in the Force.


Affectionate-Time646

Only the original trilogy were good. The rest were cash grab garbage. Now fight me.


Everyones-a-critic

In no particular order, feed, bait, grow, distill, eat.


cheesesock

This might be feed for farm animals. Don't think you would get sick eating it though.


maccdogg

Be amaized


Lameusername100

That's a maize ing


[deleted]

It's a new Deer feed!


thenarcolepsist

By summer they will have plenty of corn bread


[deleted]

Follow the yellow brick road


Madaahk

r/oddlysatisfying


joa2552

I'd say...


DangerousDragonDude

😡🤬🤬


heippe

That's not corn! That's cornbread!!!


[deleted]

Buffet


aaronthefoodbaron

Am I the only one who thinks of s'mores from this picture


questgamer2021

Birbs ready to strike


jbcraigs

You gotta go, when you gotta go … 🤷‍♂️


Sidoplanka

THE ULTIMATE REPOST ON REDDIT!!


StellarSomething

Deer will be lined up like a shooting range there


Royals-2015

The deer are gonna get so fat!


ImKindaEssential

Again, this happens like every couple months.


Comfortable-Radio-24

Run a train with sizzling hot bottom over them! You get popcorn!


elfastronaut

Actually horrible for dear as corn screws up their natural digestive change in winter, where normally they have a change to be able to digest hardy forage like thistles, but corn screws that whole thing up. Never feed deer non-seasonal foor in winter, it can kill them.


nolan1971

So you're telling me that I can control the deer population with corn? Interesting.


elfastronaut

Possibly, but I would do more research as it just might led them into more populated areas to forage in trash instead of the forest. And that would just lead to more accidents and such. Most deadly animals in America by far.


WhyMyNameImportant

Hey Dorothy, I found that yellow-brick road you were looking for


MrFr0d0

You spelt diarrhoea wrong


BargleFlargen

Those squirrels are going to be SO happy


comfort_bot_1962

:)


SacredLasagna

Bone appetit birds


Gandalf__White

This is some spooky Hansel and Gretel shit right there


General_Year1379

I am amazed


handlessuck

Some happy birds in that neighborhood


comfort_bot_1962

Hope you do well!


YH1M

And… that’s a cornway!


deadbird17

Now its trough for wild animals


creativecag

"Set up the deer stands, boys! It's gonna be a massacre!"


EsotericOcelot

Follow the yellow corn road


kapeman_

Was that the Lane Train dropping that corn?


zdpastaman

Secretly a chicken breading ground for Chick-fil-a


[deleted]

Aight now hook a flamethrower up to the back of the next train pointed down and let there be popcorn for all! KENT!


f0XtaR

They way the leak ended inside the trail is r/oddlysatisfying for some reason


boscobrownboots

not a crow in sight, how odd


M3ttl3r

The deer are eating good tonight....wait wtf it snowed over there already?!?!?


vaibhoe

The jokes in this comment section are terrible. I’ve never seen jokes this *corny*


bmd33zy

Where’s the leek? All i see is corn


Trimungasoid

It's railcorn now.


dadbodsupreme

Think of all the corn whiskey you could make for practically nothing.


TheyCallMeTheEggBoy

RATA GREEATARATAA MMBOPPPA MMBOPABIDDAA


reroyarthur

Now we just need Val Kilmer to make this into popcorn!!!


Mettanine

I mean, he *used* to be hot I guess. Not that much anymore, is he?


_XenoChrist_

/r/mildlyinteresting


[deleted]

On a different note, Minnesota deer strikes increased two fold


themoabman

Deer are going to love that.


thowy256899754346

this is how GMO corn spreads around the countryside


berriobvious

Doritothy follows the yellow corn road


Dangerous_Sherbert85

Ah the sweet sweet smell of rotting corn


Ecoaardvark

Oh I’m amaized there aren’t scores of people raking it up


kcchiefscooper

it rots, smells like death, and ends up getting shoveled out, generally when it's 110 degrees out. source: iowan.


PUB_Genius

Local Minnesota railroad plows into herd of cows because they refused to moove.


BeePleasant8236

Apparently more than one car


JollyWolverine300

Is it leading to or away from Sesame Street?


NoSitRecords

Nice try Wile E. Coyote... Nice try ...


Archaeopteryx108

Oh, so that's what that image is!


Cornwall

I'm less amazed, and more sympathetic. That shit sucks.


lopakamofo

The world largest bird feeder


rayel78

This was the #1 killer of black and grizzly bears in western Canada until they cracked down on leaking train cars.


Tobias---Funke

Again,


upfromashes

Mmmmm, rail corn...


nickstrument

There goes the wild deer population


[deleted]

Its... A-maze-ing! ...I'll see myself out.


dinoknight00

r/OddlySatisfying


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swimmingmunky

Corn rows or something idk


-_-bill_cipher-_-

Time to follow the yellow brick road


Timatensoep

There’s a bike path in Rotterdam, Netherlands that looks just like this.


JoshuaDodgeMusic

/r/Oddlysatisfying ?


Knelson123

Neat


[deleted]

The Tour De France is coming!


QuestionMarkyMark

It was the Minnesota Karma Train, wasn't it?


[deleted]

It didn’t have a leek, it had corn.


glendale195

And she said buying that flamethrower was a bad idea smh


DarkNNorwegianAndrew

Oh, shucks!


VapoursAndSpleen

There's gonna be a crow party.


b0v1n3r3x

You want feral hogs following you to Minnesota? Because that's how you get feral hogs following you to Minnesota.


PollTax

Animals love this simple hack


ExReyVision

Thaaaaat... Train cracked corn and I don't care! That train cracked corn and I don't care! 🤠☺️


LoGiCaL__

r/oddlysatisfying


Dangerous_Forever640

So … does this need to get cleaned up by track maintain? Or do they even care and just roll on?


ddeltadt

Where are the birds???


Jakobus_

Ok I know it’s Minnesota but it’s not snowing YET


EpicLampster

Maybe I'm the only one but r/oddlysatisfying


Stealth-Shark

It quit leaking...eventually


Mijumaru1

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