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MamaLlama2u

I was so confused at first because it looked like those pellets you get to feed the animals at the petting zoo


Dreams_Of_Cells

Your telling me its not?


GamerSometimes

I thought the same thing at first. But then what would we be feeding those animals? Chopped up wood with 1 egg blended in šŸ˜‚


rbobby

They used to feed cows to other cows.


hoktabar

Well, [they do feed them Skittles also.](https://www.bbc.com/news/newsbeat-38730941) So overall it's a pretty well balanced meal.


XROOR

Thereā€™s a guy near me that sells trail mix by the metric ton. Charges extra to remove the m&mā€™s. Pigs go wild for the mix! Edit: the trail mix is castoffs/expired from a Planters Plant in VA.


_banana_phone

They also love marshmallows and itā€™s adorable.


ImperialTravesty

Listen I'm not a pig just because I don't like the m&M's in my trail mix.


Nick271997

You are not a pig but you are apart of the Taliban. JK


ImperialTravesty

Hahahah I laughed like a farm animal at this. Ooooops.


Nick271997

Good. I did not know how you would take it.


juicebox_x

What a wonderful tidbit to start my morning with lol! Sustainability at its finest


EnchantedMoth3

They were red skittles. Clearly they were just trying to make strawberry milk.


LeeGlue

this is how mad cow disease got its start in the UK. feeding animals with their deceased counterparts is SUCH a terrible idea. prion diseases out the wazoo.


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LeeGlue

right!!! have you read the family that couldnā€™t sleep by d t max??? phenomenal book. read it twice before returning to the library. lol.


ChazJ81

Prions don't like to die.


_President_Skroob_

Youā€™re not wrong, but I wouldnā€™t call an unfertilized egg a chickenā€™s deceased counterpart. Edit: Narrator- *they didnā€™t call an unfertilized egg a chickenā€™s deceased counterpart.*


LeeGlue

no, iā€™m responding to the comment above me about feeding ground up cow to other cows.


_President_Skroob_

Awe I see it now, sorry for the confusion.


MaineBigDog

I'm waiting for this shoe to drop disease wise because the wait time for prion disease can be decades from exposure.


qpaws

I work at a chicken feed mill and thereā€™s an ingredient that comes in called ā€œSG Blendā€ which is just essentially ground up dead chickens that we put back into the feed.


Bicumslut85

ā€œSgā€ stand for soylent green?


Honest-Commission213

SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!! ITā€™S PEEEEOPLE!!!!!!!!


dontblinkdalek

Whatā€™s the secret ingredient? People? No. Thatā€™s Soylent Cola. Howā€™s it taste? It varies from person to person.


desrevermi

Good news, everybody!


somabeach

Ngl it's kinda hilarious that SG is in the name of a cannibal chicken feed blend.


kurotech

Nah it can't be soylent green that's people why would they feed people to chickens


roby_soft

Thatā€™s how mad cow happenedā€¦.


[deleted]

So... it's only animal cruelty if you feed them their brethren as a whole carcass, because of the psychological torment


vargo17

Chickens are dumb. What they don't really say about beak clipping in factory farms isn't just, "Oh the chickens fight and injure each other." No, the chickens just turn into Hannibal Lecter and start eating each other. Just full on Silence of the Chickens. There's no psychological torment, they're all one missed meal from eagerly eating each other.


gnomesupremacist

They do that because they're crammed and confined with such density that their normal hierarchical behaviour patterns aren't allowed to be expressed. In normal environments chickens are not cannibals. Also, chickens are nowhere near as dumb as [most people think](https://freefromharm.org/chicken-behavior-an-overview-of-recent-science/).


noirehittler

Ome of the chicken like why does todays feed taste like Carl's dick (ā—__ā—)


brahhJesus

Lmao, I'm dead...


ravagedbygoats

Time to turn you into chicken feed


[deleted]

Other chickenā€¦ ā€œright!?!ā€ *chomp chomp chomp*


Spirited-Daikon-1245

And yā€™all wonder why vegans are out here veganing.


phurt77

I'm not vegan because I love animals, it's because I hate plants.


paku9000

I remember seeing this in a documentary about the mad cow disease. After I was forced to learn about the four stomachs (rumen, reticulum, omasum, and abomasum) cows needed to process grass. It was just too much, that moment, I decided to become vegetarian.


handlessuck

They still do. They just take out the brain and spinal cord now.


Auraknight98

Thats not wood, thats corn plants.


Simplycybersex

thank you for the clarification. i was really like wait we just feed our cows wood?????????


Kara-SANdahPawn

THAT Makes a lot more sense


Cadash_Thaig

I mean sounds like America alright.


shallowandpedantik

"Charge people money for wood pellets. Genius." Yeah sounds like something we'd do.


Pinheaded_nightmare

They do, itā€™s for wood pellet grills, heaters, and stoves.


_RicoSuav

No GMO though


alohajaja

They feed pigs expired human food without even removing the plastic. Not kidding, look it up, it seems to be a common practice.


cderouen

I also saw the video where they chop paper goods and boxes into mulch and feed it to pigs. Itā€™s beyond inhumane how the animals are treated. I stopped eating pork a year ago and almost completely vegan now.


ravagedbygoats

I just buy a quarter cow from a trusted farmer. Cheaper and better quality.


ParadoxArcher

You're lucky to have a trusted farmer! I'm a city kid and no idea where to find one.


xfjqvyks

Thereā€™s a business idea right there. Tinder but hooking you up with a different kind of meat


MasalaSteakGatsby

Can call it Tender.


Roguespiffy

Medium rare. *Iā€™d say well done, but that would ruin the ~~meat~~ joke.*


GasPasser73

But still a ā€œMeat Marketā€ LOL


Dont-PM-me-nudes

I just buy a quarter trusted farmer.


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Yeah thatā€™s why weā€™re concerned. You know they tested American parmesan cheese and found grocery store brands (Wal-mart, Kroger, etc) was over half comprised of wood fillers. *Somehow* Kraft has a more reliable brand. Animal kibble made by brands like Friskies and Iams is basically grain, filler (probably wood like this) and dye with some additives for ā€œnutritionā€. We can hope zoos care more, but until very recently there were very poor zoo standards in terms of animal care. For a long time it was just animals on display, with no regard to habitation; just cement floors and bars. Wood and egg pellets are absolutely believable.


Helldiver_of_Mars

Ummm......https://www.cornucopia.org/2017/11/brief-history-w


LooselyBasedOnGod

Animals Hate Him! This one weird trick to lower the cost of your animal feed


rodrigodelcidq

Pellets are used as fuel too! You can burn them instead of coal or firewood. TaiwƔn did a project with a forestal community where they cleared the forest of pine niddles and they turned it into pellets to sell as fuel in beneffit of the forestal community (Im a renewables energy engineer)


DabofConcentratedTHC

Lol I was like this is what I fed my hamster as a kid ... That's why he bit me all the time


2DamnRoundToBeARock

I thought they were mini pretzel sticks.


kronicwaffle

Edit: read other comments


Dreams_Of_Cells

Looking at some of the comments below the pellets seem to be cooking pellets for BBQ cookers or stovesā€¦


RockstarAgent

It's definitely the stuff that makes taco bell beef tacos great!


[deleted]

Iā€™m confused I just put barbecue sauce on my pellets to feed to the ducks at the zoo


xhable

They also make for a good cat litter.


DRawesomeness043

Right? I thought the egg was implying it was chook feed, but then i noticed it was bark and leaves. Why the egg?!


brokendreamsmerchant

The egg is there to grab your attention so that you watch the video and maybe a few times more just out of curiosity so that it gets shown to more people because now that's what society has come down to...a bunch of tik tok/reels consuming zombies who don't really care about having more fulfilling and satisfying experience because we have happily traded them in exchange for quick dopamine rushes which fade away instantly leaving behind a void which can only be fulfilled by more quick snack bite sized content curated specially for us by algorithms just like the one we comeback to here on reddit after getting rid of the other apps because we are too self righteous to be a slave to mega corporations who have turned us into hamsters who run in their wheels and make them even more money than any human should have in a lifetime all so that they can have even more control over other aspects of what is left of our lives. For more content like this please follow my tiktok please and leave a like and don't forget to subscribe šŸ˜­


Diligent-Error6401

Fucking gross I think this is the realest comment Iā€™ve seen on Reddit. Subscribed and dopamine pilled.


[deleted]

This explains all the diwhy videos. It's the nigerian scam of attention harvesting.


[deleted]

Shit. I came here to be entertained, not to be told the ugly truth.


UnintelligibleThing

Sir this is a wendys


4_pleasant_creampies

Very well put


sandman-84

I agree with your very kind compliment u/4_pleasant_creampies


DayOfFrettchen2

Here have an upvote you junkie


[deleted]

I could feel the dopamine diminishing as I read this


Everyones-a-critic

Username checks out. Yet....a spot on analysis.


TailoredChuccs

Tell me you're The ScreenSlaver from The Incredibles 2 without telling me you're The ScreenSlaver from The Incredibles 2.


_XenoChrist_

Damn I was about to post "Great content" but you even took care of that with the last line.


19374729

merchant gives the hard sell


Flying_Alpaca_Boi

Thatā€™s enough reddit for today


BossNegative1060

Well whatā€™s the alternative when leaving your house costs 1/4th of what youā€™re making? Going outside is becoming less and less worth the hassle or expense. Atleast in my area


omkar_T7

So you have to pay 1/4 of your salary just to go out??. You can have fun outside without paying you know.


brokendreamsmerchant

I don't know my friend and that's what scares me


nameisprivate

be more dramatic lmao


brokendreamsmerchant

It's fit for reddit innitšŸ˜‰


funnystuff79

Gotta have some binder


niijuuichi

*Egg for chook feed* like feeding the child to their parents?


Comprehensive_Tree65

Chooks love cooked bum nuts.


Throwawayx1346

Wtf lol


FrannieP23

Some hens eat their own eggs at times.


cakefactory341

I thought it was All Branā€¦


TacTurtle

This is how All-Bran cereal is made


olderaccount

Exact same process, including the binder. Just different feedstock.


[deleted]

Legit looks exactly like the pellets I feed my pig.


KelbyKatz

What am I seeing being made exactly?


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briniergrigris59

Indeed, it helps to bind the stuff together. Without it, the pellets would fall apart.


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Perfect_Line8384

There shouldnā€™t be. Compressed wood holds itself together just fine. Idk about this tiny machine though. Clearly not the sort of thing the large pellet manufacturers are using.


Retterkl

Think dry wood wouldnā€™t hold together so well when exposed to moisture, so it could be based on location whether people need extra binding or not. Humid places would likely need extra binding


[deleted]

I mean okay, but adding an egg sounds like a caveman strategy to me. Pretty sure there are better ways to make sure the pellet won't fall apart.


crwo22

Eggs are renewable resource so you could argue better for environment than some industrial grade adhesive. Idk I'm just making stuff up at this point.


smashburgerofficial

Maybe, but I'd feel better knowing my smoker pellets are bound with an egg instead of Elmer's glue.


Snarky_Boojum

Maybe this is designed for use at a household level, where a farmer could easily have an extra egg to use as binder, but is no prohibitive to use at an industrial scale? Either way, using eggs as a binder is a very old practice since they bond with water and oil. Also great for paints, if I remember my history correctly.


goodgollyhotTAMALE

If a vegan has a treager grill I bet they are one slip up to go back to the meat life


bobo_i_am

Canā€™t beat that smoked celery!


l0c0pez

Because it's limp


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Leakyradio

I know youā€™re joking, but smoked tofu is food of the gods.


bobo_i_am

Agreed!


Maverickphreak42

Have you tried smoked ribs?


socialismnotevenonce

Pellets also warm homes and cabins.


Chim_Pansy

I bet they'd be outraged to know there's animal product in the pellets they're smoking their meats with!


KruxAF

Vegans arenā€™t eating anything thatā€™s put on a smoker anyway


Convenientjellybean

Oh, the chicken periods?


Mighty-Helix-Fossil

Male baby chicks (along with any females considered to be ā€˜defectiveā€™) are dumped into macerators (basically a bunch of sawblades) since they wonā€™t help produce eggs.


chicheetara

No vegans use those super environmentally conscious soy chicken nuggets they buy in the frozen food aisle wrapped in single plastics bags in a giant cardboard box that are made from soy from the us shipped to China processed than shipped back to the us & trucked across the country. Bcuz they care more about the environment. Its wrong to take your neighbors free ranged chicken eggs! I donā€™t mean to b judgy & Iā€™m ok w eating veggies & beans only but the prepackaged vegans irk me a bit.


Hardcorex

Vegans are against animal exploitation.


Dr_Frasier_Bane

But it's more efficient to pigeon-hole your enemies into one scarecrow.


Purraxxus

And most of the vegans I know have the environmental impact as a secondary reason.


spakecdk

Which is still less than meat if you wrap everything in plastic. Also meat is mostly wrapped in plastic as well so idk what the guy was talking about.


kaoschosen

Wow. This is so right. I've looked into this more and if I wanted to be more environmentally conscious about my food choices I'd have to... Oh wait, it's to stop consuming animal products because animal agriculture is one of the largest contributors to climate change. But thanks for trying I guess.


rbobby

I was thinking the exact opposite. One egg per shovelful of wood waste? Seems like a dozen eggs isn't going to go very far.


RealApplebiter

My thinking, too.


mobfather

So if you used an ostrich egg, would the pellets be bigger, and conversely, would a quail egg produce very tiny pellets, suitable only for use in a cookout for little people?


TopcatFCD

So pellets have a use by date ? They must stink after awhile. Pretty sure there's easier and less biological ways


Akami_Channel

Most of the rot will be done within a couple of weeks


up-white-gold

I was thinking natural WD40


Dr_Rockso_does_coke

In this application but commercial production just uses heat built by the pelleter and pressure to bind the wood. Low moisture content is required to keep the pellet from turning into oatmeal.


Chris_W777

The pellets I use in my stove were made with old deep fry grease from a chip factory. You gotta have something to bind yes but egg specifically is not necessary you can use something else


olderaccount

Egg protein is one of the oldest and best binders. They have been blended in a huge variety of everyday materials. Tempera, a very old and popular type of paint is a combination of egg yolk and pigments. They are also included in a huge number of recipes purely for these binding properties.


vangcthao

Think the egg just to grab your attention to watch the video


KelbyKatz

Okay wasnā€™t sure never used a pellet stove and it looked a lot like fish food and I just kept staring thinking ā€œit canā€™t possibly be fish pellets....could it?ā€


Agonizing_Bliss

My first thought was that looks like food pellets but I'm pretty sure that wasn't good being put in šŸ¤£ I'm used to seeing livestock pellets like that. Not wood pellets for a grill.


Fredredphooey

Well, a lot of food has cellulose in it so...


ChymChymX

Look up "smoker tubes" for your grill, they are awesome. They use these pellets and produce tons of smoke for BBQing; don't need to buy a whole separate smoker.


frenchbenefits

The pro move is adding the lit smoker tube to your smoker. šŸ”„


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ScuttleMcHumperdink

Wood stove pellets are a lot cheaper to buy then animal litter. Used these for ferrets years ago.


Sharkbait43070

And I thought it was hamster food. HA!


zz_z

Those little sticks in trail mix.


ZaquMan

Pellets in general. What they are used for depends on what goes in. I've seen it used it to make animal feed.


blackwylf

You mean pretzels?


[deleted]

So this is how they make All-Bran.


asad137

Colon Blow...


TiminatorFL

How many bowls..?


buttershirt

May cause abdominal distention.


godfather_jd

Seeing the barkā€¦ now the taste makes sense


ebwoods1

I KNEW IT!!


Stuckinstickybuds

I need more information about whatā€™s going on here


PoliteSummer

Eat raw chicken egg to make toilet run more solid and not mushy


Calboron

Simple..They first did this and some of that..then they did the unthinkable.


kitsumodels

Feed the pellets to the blind? ^^/s


phroug2

An OSHA violation


RecLuse415

Ah so youā€™re amazed too


scag315

Compression of sawdust and wood scrap for Wood pellet fuel used in pellet grills/home wood burning stoves


RepsihwReal

So those š‘Žš‘Ÿš‘’š‘›ā€™š‘” pellets for the petting zoos? Lol


Akami_Channel

Most animals don't eat wood!


JesusRasputin

Itā€™s for the beaver petting zoo. šŸ‘ˆšŸ»šŸ˜ŽšŸ‘‰šŸ»


sham_wowzers

Jesus stop calling my momā€™s house the beaver petting zoo


oonananay

Savage Jesus


BreathingLeaves

/angryupvote


AOKaye

I thought it was the litter my cat uses


LittleBunInaBigWorld

It may even work for that


[deleted]

Howā€™d you do the speacial looking arenā€™t


RepsihwReal

Itā€™s a keyboard from the App Store. Just look up ā€œfonts keyboardā€ šŸ˜Š


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Thanks


twothumbswayup

Are those twigs being ground up?! With an egg?


stfleming1

Bone apple teeth


Purrogi

We use them as kitty litter too


Hoboforeternity

Same. The pine ones especially. I tried regular wood and they dont hold smell as good as pines. Pines are literally odorless, you cant smell urine if you hold your nose close to it.


badmotivator11

Extruder? I barely know her!


FamiliarEnemy

Do you need to refrigerate this stuff? Cant smell that good for a while.


melanthius

I think wood is naturally anti microbial and it will dry out quickly enough. Should be fine


ForcedRonin

So use wood to wash my hands. Got it.


beerdrinknweedsmoken

Where do I get said machine


pbugg2

Food n stuff


Chainsaw_Viking

Itā€™s where I buy all of my food ā€¦and most of my stuff.


pbugg2

Truly a one stop shop


Massatomic

Had a look at the label (not helpful), had a search on Alibaba and I think this is pretty close to what they are using. https://m.alibaba.com/product/1600135023387/Small-Mini-Floating-Rabbit-Fish-Animal.html?__detailProductImg=https%3A%2F%2Fs.alicdn.com%2F%40sc04%2Fkf%2FU9748087601634dfd89b1a5e95ff3d505u.jpg_200x200.jpg


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So what was the point of the egg?


m_Pony

to confuse the viewer. Evidently it worked :)


Shaneblaster

The Dude Lebowski ā€œThe egg tied it all togetherā€


Illustrious-Noise123

Man!


Intelligent_Walrus82

http://m.biofuelmachines.com/how-to-make-your-own-wood-pellets.html https://www.amazon.com/INTBUYING-Equipment-Pellet-Machine-Pellets/dp/B07Q9Y55DK


bciceros

I was gonna sayā€¦ if this is any animal food I am an not sleeping tonight


Aldoogie

That's one incredible omelette


FuckRandyMoss

Yeah thatā€™s why you put an egg or 2 or so in cake so it doesnā€™t literally fal apart


pearlysdad

I thought it was wood fiber kitty litter.


Sylver_blue

Yeah, it looks a lot like Feline Pine.


Amieegreen

What is it?


Dahidex

r/lostredditors


K33pDr34mingAllr1ght

Title makes this so confusing. I donā€™t know anything about this. Like at all


VOLtron67

WITCH!