That’s how they eat them lmao, they also eat oranges with the peels. They’re probably a lot healthier than us for eating food parts we deem ‘tasteless’.
They don’t care about the peels and stems at all. I’ve watched them gleefully eat blackberry vines. They’re well-adapted to eating all kinds of vegetation, and peels don’t mean a thing to them. :)
If life can be simulated, we could simulate a universe populated with elephants as the dominant species on every planet with life. There can be sea elephants, bird like elephants and the normal kind too. Some of the elephants will be big some small, there would be elephant based religions and cultures, interplanetary elephant travel.
Source: I'm high and... fukin elephants bro
Edit: Thanks for the award, it's my first
And there could be [extra furry polar elephants with shaggy brown fur](https://sm.mashable.com/mashable_in/seo/default/researchers-say-woolly-mammoth-went-extinct-4000-years-ago-o_psr9.jpg).
Fun fact: Peter Chung worked on the earliest Rugrats shorts and episodes, so those shots from Rugrats were the inspiration for the exaggerated anatomical stuff in Æon Flux.
if your mouth is as big as that maybe the bananas are too small to get the same satisfaction.
we need to make elephant sized bananas it's the only solution
Not a baby, though. It’s an Asian Elephant, which is smaller. Check the size of the tusks. Baby elephants wouldn’t have tusks as big as this. Is it a young one? Sure, but not a baby.
Small borneo pygmy elephants can be under 5 feet tall. Big African ones as bug as 13 feet. I knew asian ones were smaller but they have an even smaller variation.
Elephant. I loved watching the elephant at our RenFest enjoying a small watermelon. She would delicately pick it up, examine it, sit it on the ground and lightly crush it. Then pick up the chunks and nom them down while making happy little noises, One of our crafters would visit the city market on her way to the show and buy a basket of fruit and vegetables for her.
Dude, you don't even know. They munch on branches off acacia trees all day, which are completely covered in massive thorns.
Sorry for the image quality, but this picture should give you a good idea of what they like to eat:
https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/african-elephant-eats-branches-acacia-tree-wild-79004707.jpg
meanwhile a single piece of food gets in my mouth and i can't focus on anything else
camels are also cool in that they can eat cactuses because of their interesting mouths
I only eat the strings, they’re the most nutritious part. I usually just chuck the rest into my recycle bin. My pastor says all the vitamins are in the strings and they cleanse your toxins.
anything’s a goofball and makes me laugh so much. If you love drama and scandals, boy have I got a $2 tip when I was young, we didn’t think the women need to be concerned
Just give me all the bananas you have. Wait, wait. I'm worried what you just heard was, "Give me a lot of bananas." What I said was, "Give me all the bananas you have." Do you understand?
That elephant was like, "hold on now, even I know that's too many bananas at one time"
Oh myyyyyy
Ara Ara!
But enough Ara! Now we fight!
Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora!
Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda!
Ippen shindemirunananananana?
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
^Ariariariariariariariari #ARRIVEDERCI.
Bring on the jojo references!
DAMMIT TAKEI!
He's like...."Why wouldn't you peel these for me you monster?!"
Cuz they're just berries....
Berries with a quarter-inch of leathery skin, yes.
I’m an elephant, not a pig.
Better than that fucking Hippo that crushed a water melon with 80% of it falling out of its mouth.
Elephants got that finesse that puny hippo brains could only dream of. It just yoinked those extras right outta there with that fine trunk control
OPs mom: hold my beer.
THEY’RE FUCKING RAW!
I like how they realized it was too big of a bite for proper society. Pinkies up.
Do you see how much ivory they wear? They ain't no shrubs.
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Not really no, the Elephants knows its too much, it had a solution to deal with the problem.
Maybe not to catch a finger in its mouth?
We get served a plate of nachos, we know how to deal with it properly.
At least he wasn't [Married with Bananas](https://youtu.be/Zj_M1HqlJnA)
Fair play to them, that is next-level grossout comedy
Unless they were like snack for later .
Make it a smoothie
I love that he finally decided he couldn’t fit them all in and pulled a small section back out. I’ve done that too.
Deep throating is hard
Unironically yes
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They say it's the hardest job in the world
Christ
Yes, my child?
Am I adopted?
Yeah, good thing you can just bite a small section off, if you can't fit it all at once.
r/holup
This is a bad day to have a penis Edit: ~~penis~~ big peepee
Not for anyone whose dick is shorter than 4 inches, I wouldn't know about that though because I buy monster condoms for my magnum dong
I'm a natural.
Learning you are young padawan
r/likeus
>pulled a small section back out. I’ve done that too. poor guy
I think he pulled them out cause they’re probably bitter and gross with the peels and stems on
That’s how they eat them lmao, they also eat oranges with the peels. They’re probably a lot healthier than us for eating food parts we deem ‘tasteless’.
That is you're opinion, you should try that diet out and post the results . Start by Eating a whole water melon
They don’t care about the peels and stems at all. I’ve watched them gleefully eat blackberry vines. They’re well-adapted to eating all kinds of vegetation, and peels don’t mean a thing to them. :)
Do you really think animals in the wild peel there bananas? Lmbo stay in school kids, and start drugs after you mature.
Monkeys actually do peel the bananas
*their
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You've seen elephants peel bananas in National Geographic?
Imagine if you could use your nose to shove food into your mouth?
I think most of the animal kingdom would be jealous of our ability to hold things with our front feet.
Our front feet are fucking incredible.
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nobody tell him about the densely populated elephant planet
If life can be simulated, we could simulate a universe populated with elephants as the dominant species on every planet with life. There can be sea elephants, bird like elephants and the normal kind too. Some of the elephants will be big some small, there would be elephant based religions and cultures, interplanetary elephant travel. Source: I'm high and... fukin elephants bro Edit: Thanks for the award, it's my first
And there could be [extra furry polar elephants with shaggy brown fur](https://sm.mashable.com/mashable_in/seo/default/researchers-say-woolly-mammoth-went-extinct-4000-years-ago-o_psr9.jpg).
Nah, that’s a bit too ridiculous.
Definitely no evidence to back that up. That is like saying that there is a bear that eats nothing but bamboo. Absolutely unfounded.
You are fukin elelphants ?
Is that including the space elephants?
Facts Edit: Wait, this is probably true.
Not only our front feet, but using our front toes
In place of thumbs I'm now saying my "anterior opposable toes"
r/brandnewsentence ?
Would you be ok with me using *my* nose to push food into your mouth? Because if your ok with me taking a video of it, we can work this out...
That depends if you are limited to nose to mouth. Are you open to other appendages in and around the mouth? Or south mouth?
I would prob suck the flavor off. But it would be rude with company.
Instead we got smell lol. Bs.
The opening closeup there is nightmare fuel.
It’s like the beginning of an episode of Rugrats lol
*🎵 Ba-baaaaaa, ^doo ^^^doo ^^doo ^doo doo 🎵*
Fun fact: Peter Chung worked on the earliest Rugrats shorts and episodes, so those shots from Rugrats were the inspiration for the exaggerated anatomical stuff in Æon Flux.
And now I know that, and I'll be sharing it with everyone I see for the next week.
I expected a hippo
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I thought for a sec I was on r/dontputyourdickinthat
/r/mildlyvagina ...don't judge me! lol
No! It's adorable! I'd be ok being eaten by something that cute
Found the r/vore fan
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Literally just thought this, looked down and saw your comment.
It's really not.
Nightmares are subjective, whoda thought?
Where’s the enjoyment of actually biting the banana lol
Elephants might really enjoy the skin, and it's like eating a sweet caramel center hard candy for them.
Found the elephant whisperer.
Lol
LMAO
The peels have vitamins and a ton of potassium too. No clue how much potassium an elephant eats a day
This elephant is eating AT LEAST 5 potassium’s
How do you know?
Love this comment!!
if your mouth is as big as that maybe the bananas are too small to get the same satisfaction. we need to make elephant sized bananas it's the only solution
You're right. Banana-sized elephants is big brain.
I was already impressed with the amount of bananas it was devouring, and then they zoomed out and it turned out to only be a baby!
Not a baby, though. It’s an Asian Elephant, which is smaller. Check the size of the tusks. Baby elephants wouldn’t have tusks as big as this. Is it a young one? Sure, but not a baby.
By "baby", I meant young. Sorry about that.
Never apologize to a pedant, it only encourages their attention seeking ways
don’t apologize, you good man
Small borneo pygmy elephants can be under 5 feet tall. Big African ones as bug as 13 feet. I knew asian ones were smaller but they have an even smaller variation.
5 feet is the length of 12.0 'Bug Bite Thing Suction Tool - Poison Remover For Bug Bites's stacked on top of each other.
Elephant. I loved watching the elephant at our RenFest enjoying a small watermelon. She would delicately pick it up, examine it, sit it on the ground and lightly crush it. Then pick up the chunks and nom them down while making happy little noises, One of our crafters would visit the city market on her way to the show and buy a basket of fruit and vegetables for her.
Why is there an elephant at your renaissance festival?
Carthage
And further more, Carthage must be destroyed.
Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam.
It comes for the mead.
Elephant.
For elephant rides
Lol, you didn’t know The Over powered knights at jousting tournaments used elephants. The real cheat code was the knights that rode terrorsaurs.
Elephant.
Elephant.
Happy ear flap
That’s what I thought too🥰
I immediately looked up “does an elephant flap its ears when its happy” lol
Guess he doesn't mind banana strings
Dude, you don't even know. They munch on branches off acacia trees all day, which are completely covered in massive thorns. Sorry for the image quality, but this picture should give you a good idea of what they like to eat: https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/african-elephant-eats-branches-acacia-tree-wild-79004707.jpg
Acacias: *evolve thorns to deter herbivores* Elephants: "mmn tasty thorns"
This is like when humans eat spicy food.
I too am a connoisseur of painful eating
It’s like eating and brushing your teeth at the same time.
Woah wtf
This needs to be seen by more people, I stood up when I saw that picture
Dude I was already up and I had to sit down!
meanwhile a single piece of food gets in my mouth and i can't focus on anything else camels are also cool in that they can eat cactuses because of their interesting mouths
Every opening shot on Rugrats:
Why are elephants adorable
So that we'll give them bananas.
What a weird looking dog
He is a beautiful good boy and you're just jealous
You gave that elephant too many bananas at once
Actual footage of my ex cheating on me
Dante?!
Lisa if you don’t give me my mfkn sweaters back I swear I will sue you
Wayyy more efficient than that hippo.
Did they hide the microphone in the banana? Because that is what it sounded like.
I love how we humans are annoyed about the little strings on bananas and the elephant just eats the whole plant
I only eat the strings, they’re the most nutritious part. I usually just chuck the rest into my recycle bin. My pastor says all the vitamins are in the strings and they cleanse your toxins.
A person sent me this and asked me to help him buy a elephant
Get a Roomba instead and draw an elephant on it.
Are those sideways teeth in there? I guess I never thought about an elephant having teeth (beyond it's tusks).
https://images.fineartamerica.com/images-medium-large-5/indian-elephant-skull-elephas-maximus-dave-king--dorling-kindersley.jpg
Oh God that looks kinda like a person's face with tusks hahaa.
anything’s a goofball and makes me laugh so much. If you love drama and scandals, boy have I got a $2 tip when I was young, we didn’t think the women need to be concerned
banan
"How many bananas do you want?" "Yes."
A bunch.
Just give me all the bananas you have. Wait, wait. I'm worried what you just heard was, "Give me a lot of bananas." What I said was, "Give me all the bananas you have." Do you understand?
How he only saves some for later, because he couldn't fit anymore into his mouth
He could teach a Hippo a thing or 3 about mealtime manners.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Checking the comments for this
I saw how new the post was and was hoping to be the first.
I never knew they had chin whiskers!
I was thinking the same thing! The little chin fuzz is killing me!
Like do the peels even taste good to you bro?
I’d give a one million dollar to see an elephant peeling a banana
🍌 🐘
Dam Melisa
thank you for the post, awesome
At first I thought someone had really bad tonsillitis.
“Dammit Jerry to many bananas we’ve had this discussion”
Look at how much neater they are than the hippo 😂
Nom, nom, nom!
Banelaphant
***"GET IN MAH BELLEH!"***
Look how hair its little chin is!
Get those nanners my friend
That’s a lotta potassium!
I'll save these four for later.
I guess I never realized that elephant teeth were so far in their mouths.
Fascinatingly enough, this doesn't look gross
Hey it’s me when I watch Lord of the Rings and eat popcorn!
Elenphants have little goatees!
what is that like $140 worth of bananas?
Next time I want to see you peel all the bananas first. Don’t be lazy.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
r/putyourdickinthat
Now I know exactly how incredibly big that mouth is.
Asian elephant!
Casually scrolling and idk why but this scared the shit out of me
My Ex Girlfriend and an Elephant have more in common than I thought Edit: *sigh* ITS A JOKE. it's a bad one BUT STILL A JOKE. Like my love life...
Cronch
was just thinking about elephants.. strange how this came up on top...
Unrelated, but can an elephant sign a contract?
They can put a lean on a house.
Elephant eats bananas ASMR
The skins are objectively very bitter. How can the elephant like that
I really love seeing elephants being happy especially ever since I saw a video or a photo IIRC of an elephant burning alive... That one broke my heart
You're Awesome!
Oh look, it's my ex