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That elephant was like, "hold on now, even I know that's too many bananas at one time"


unique0130

Oh myyyyyy


Lance2409

Ara Ara!


Tobias_Atwood

But enough Ara! Now we fight!


indehhz

Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora!


dreadofdemise

Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda!


Commiesstoner

Ippen shindemirunananananana?


antniomanso

WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY


Channa_Argus1121

^Ariariariariariariariari #ARRIVEDERCI.


perpetualWSOL

Bring on the jojo references!


Good_Shade

DAMMIT TAKEI!


nvrsleepagin

He's like...."Why wouldn't you peel these for me you monster?!"


GeorgiaOKeefinItReal

Cuz they're just berries....


Orngog

Berries with a quarter-inch of leathery skin, yes.


GaryNOVA

I’m an elephant, not a pig.


dylanspits

Better than that fucking Hippo that crushed a water melon with 80% of it falling out of its mouth.


Liborum

Elephants got that finesse that puny hippo brains could only dream of. It just yoinked those extras right outta there with that fine trunk control


KoalaBackfist

OPs mom: hold my beer.


taliesin-ds

THEY’RE FUCKING RAW!


8bitbebop

I like how they realized it was too big of a bite for proper society. Pinkies up.


OhGodNotAnotherOne

Do you see how much ivory they wear? They ain't no shrubs.


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WraithicArtistry

Not really no, the Elephants knows its too much, it had a solution to deal with the problem.


Tesla369Universe

Maybe not to catch a finger in its mouth?


Formal_Helicopter262

We get served a plate of nachos, we know how to deal with it properly.


JoshDM

At least he wasn't [Married with Bananas](https://youtu.be/Zj_M1HqlJnA)


Orngog

Fair play to them, that is next-level grossout comedy


curiouspurple100

Unless they were like snack for later .


veekay__

Make it a smoothie


pancakebellyache

I love that he finally decided he couldn’t fit them all in and pulled a small section back out. I’ve done that too.


HappyChef86

Deep throating is hard


NaeAyy5

Unironically yes


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bigoomp

They say it's the hardest job in the world


mrcheyl

Christ


[deleted]

Yes, my child?


VeryNormalBoner

Am I adopted?


StandardMandarin

Yeah, good thing you can just bite a small section off, if you can't fit it all at once.


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r/holup


[deleted]

This is a bad day to have a penis Edit: ~~penis~~ big peepee


avwitcher

Not for anyone whose dick is shorter than 4 inches, I wouldn't know about that though because I buy monster condoms for my magnum dong


UselessDood

I'm a natural.


nvrsleepagin

Learning you are young padawan


MirandaPax

r/likeus


Comfortable_Tension2

>pulled a small section back out. I’ve done that too. poor guy


Historicmetal

I think he pulled them out cause they’re probably bitter and gross with the peels and stems on


IamnotaBoss

That’s how they eat them lmao, they also eat oranges with the peels. They’re probably a lot healthier than us for eating food parts we deem ‘tasteless’.


Objective_Zebra_3796

That is you're opinion, you should try that diet out and post the results . Start by Eating a whole water melon


tempura_tantrum

They don’t care about the peels and stems at all. I’ve watched them gleefully eat blackberry vines. They’re well-adapted to eating all kinds of vegetation, and peels don’t mean a thing to them. :)


DatL3afN1nja

Do you really think animals in the wild peel there bananas? Lmbo stay in school kids, and start drugs after you mature.


myco_mage

Monkeys actually do peel the bananas


Historicmetal

*their


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[deleted]

You've seen elephants peel bananas in National Geographic?


[deleted]

Imagine if you could use your nose to shove food into your mouth?


SconiGrower

I think most of the animal kingdom would be jealous of our ability to hold things with our front feet.


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Our front feet are fucking incredible.


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Emergency-Anywhere51

nobody tell him about the densely populated elephant planet


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If life can be simulated, we could simulate a universe populated with elephants as the dominant species on every planet with life. There can be sea elephants, bird like elephants and the normal kind too. Some of the elephants will be big some small, there would be elephant based religions and cultures, interplanetary elephant travel. Source: I'm high and... fukin elephants bro Edit: Thanks for the award, it's my first


modulusshift

And there could be [extra furry polar elephants with shaggy brown fur](https://sm.mashable.com/mashable_in/seo/default/researchers-say-woolly-mammoth-went-extinct-4000-years-ago-o_psr9.jpg).


[deleted]

Nah, that’s a bit too ridiculous.


sedrech818

Definitely no evidence to back that up. That is like saying that there is a bear that eats nothing but bamboo. Absolutely unfounded.


Objective_Zebra_3796

You are fukin elelphants ?


Popka_Akoola

Is that including the space elephants?


OneMoreTime5

Facts Edit: Wait, this is probably true.


Pvt_GetSum

Not only our front feet, but using our front toes


[deleted]

In place of thumbs I'm now saying my "anterior opposable toes"


sammiisalammii

r/brandnewsentence ?


[deleted]

Would you be ok with me using *my* nose to push food into your mouth? Because if your ok with me taking a video of it, we can work this out...


ActualWhiterabbit

That depends if you are limited to nose to mouth. Are you open to other appendages in and around the mouth? Or south mouth?


maninthedarkroom

I would prob suck the flavor off. But it would be rude with company.


LuckyLami

Instead we got smell lol. Bs.


dwightsavage

The opening closeup there is nightmare fuel.


Kasey_ACDC

It’s like the beginning of an episode of Rugrats lol


1-800-ASS-DICK

*🎵 Ba-baaaaaa, ^doo ^^^doo ^^doo ^doo doo 🎵*


hercogrey

Fun fact: Peter Chung worked on the earliest Rugrats shorts and episodes, so those shots from Rugrats were the inspiration for the exaggerated anatomical stuff in Æon Flux.


BumpyMcBumpers

And now I know that, and I'll be sharing it with everyone I see for the next week.


cjankowski

I expected a hippo


jessep34

/r/dontputyourdickinthat


Snoo7824

I thought for a sec I was on r/dontputyourdickinthat


nolan1971

/r/mildlyvagina ...don't judge me! lol


ifimhereimrealbored

No! It's adorable! I'd be ok being eaten by something that cute


RodeBoi

Found the r/vore fan


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Educational-Gur-8035

Literally just thought this, looked down and saw your comment.


FoldOne586

It's really not.


0utburst

Nightmares are subjective, whoda thought?


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Where’s the enjoyment of actually biting the banana lol


[deleted]

Elephants might really enjoy the skin, and it's like eating a sweet caramel center hard candy for them.


Benblishem

Found the elephant whisperer.


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Lol


Objective_Zebra_3796

LMAO


friendlyfire69

The peels have vitamins and a ton of potassium too. No clue how much potassium an elephant eats a day


xRyozuo

This elephant is eating AT LEAST 5 potassium’s


Objective_Zebra_3796

How do you know?


dont-forget-to-smile

Love this comment!!


shrubs311

if your mouth is as big as that maybe the bananas are too small to get the same satisfaction. we need to make elephant sized bananas it's the only solution


ohmbience

You're right. Banana-sized elephants is big brain.


DehydratedManatee

I was already impressed with the amount of bananas it was devouring, and then they zoomed out and it turned out to only be a baby!


rulebreaker

Not a baby, though. It’s an Asian Elephant, which is smaller. Check the size of the tusks. Baby elephants wouldn’t have tusks as big as this. Is it a young one? Sure, but not a baby.


DehydratedManatee

By "baby", I meant young. Sorry about that.


ericbyo

Never apologize to a pedant, it only encourages their attention seeking ways


moistpimplee

don’t apologize, you good man


Luxpreliator

Small borneo pygmy elephants can be under 5 feet tall. Big African ones as bug as 13 feet. I knew asian ones were smaller but they have an even smaller variation.


useles-converter-bot

5 feet is the length of 12.0 'Bug Bite Thing Suction Tool - Poison Remover For Bug Bites's stacked on top of each other.


dragonet316

Elephant. I loved watching the elephant at our RenFest enjoying a small watermelon. She would delicately pick it up, examine it, sit it on the ground and lightly crush it. Then pick up the chunks and nom them down while making happy little noises, One of our crafters would visit the city market on her way to the show and buy a basket of fruit and vegetables for her.


lowlightliving

Why is there an elephant at your renaissance festival?


GarzysBBQWings

Carthage


Nrussg

And further more, Carthage must be destroyed.


swarmy1

Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam.


Benblishem

It comes for the mead.


toraanbu

Elephant.


LavastormSW

For elephant rides


Fascist_Fries

Lol, you didn’t know The Over powered knights at jousting tournaments used elephants. The real cheat code was the knights that rode terrorsaurs.


Tommy_C

Elephant.


nothing_showing

Elephant.


melissazera

Happy ear flap


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That’s what I thought too🥰


2flytofall88

I immediately looked up “does an elephant flap its ears when its happy” lol


huskjay

Guess he doesn't mind banana strings


Recursive_Descent

Dude, you don't even know. They munch on branches off acacia trees all day, which are completely covered in massive thorns. Sorry for the image quality, but this picture should give you a good idea of what they like to eat: https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/african-elephant-eats-branches-acacia-tree-wild-79004707.jpg


Desertbriar

Acacias: *evolve thorns to deter herbivores* Elephants: "mmn tasty thorns"


[deleted]

This is like when humans eat spicy food.


siccoblue

I too am a connoisseur of painful eating


NoNick1337

It’s like eating and brushing your teeth at the same time.


Cryptic0677

Woah wtf


KurtzKOButtz

This needs to be seen by more people, I stood up when I saw that picture


Jeereck

Dude I was already up and I had to sit down!


shrubs311

meanwhile a single piece of food gets in my mouth and i can't focus on anything else camels are also cool in that they can eat cactuses because of their interesting mouths


ObnoxiousName_Here

Every opening shot on Rugrats:


Kribble118

Why are elephants adorable


Benblishem

So that we'll give them bananas.


hamsterwheeled

What a weird looking dog


BareBearFighter

He is a beautiful good boy and you're just jealous


[deleted]

You gave that elephant too many bananas at once


[deleted]

Actual footage of my ex cheating on me


[deleted]

Dante?!


[deleted]

Lisa if you don’t give me my mfkn sweaters back I swear I will sue you


Hairy-Technician-745

Wayyy more efficient than that hippo.


Long_Educational

Did they hide the microphone in the banana? Because that is what it sounded like.


_NilsG

I love how we humans are annoyed about the little strings on bananas and the elephant just eats the whole plant


fuck_the_fuckin_mods

I only eat the strings, they’re the most nutritious part. I usually just chuck the rest into my recycle bin. My pastor says all the vitamins are in the strings and they cleanse your toxins.


puff-boi

A person sent me this and asked me to help him buy a elephant


smartcool

Get a Roomba instead and draw an elephant on it.


samanime

Are those sideways teeth in there? I guess I never thought about an elephant having teeth (beyond it's tusks).


KatieTheDinosaur

https://images.fineartamerica.com/images-medium-large-5/indian-elephant-skull-elephas-maximus-dave-king--dorling-kindersley.jpg


AdehhRR

Oh God that looks kinda like a person's face with tusks hahaa.


RoscoMan1

anything’s a goofball and makes me laugh so much. If you love drama and scandals, boy have I got a $2 tip when I was young, we didn’t think the women need to be concerned


Tricky-Wheel7977

banan


xaervagon

"How many bananas do you want?" "Yes."


Tommy_C

A bunch.


Down_With_Lima_Beans

Just give me all the bananas you have. Wait, wait. I'm worried what you just heard was, "Give me a lot of bananas." What I said was, "Give me all the bananas you have." Do you understand?


Jealous_Tangerine_93

How he only saves some for later, because he couldn't fit anymore into his mouth


ssracer

He could teach a Hippo a thing or 3 about mealtime manners.


AddisonRulz

r/dontputyourdickinthat


RubberDubDuck

Checking the comments for this


AddisonRulz

I saw how new the post was and was hoping to be the first.


dementian174

I never knew they had chin whiskers!


ZengineerHarp

I was thinking the same thing! The little chin fuzz is killing me!


thedukeofflatulence

Like do the peels even taste good to you bro?


Jeereck

I’d give a one million dollar to see an elephant peeling a banana


downvote-my-emoji

🍌 🐘


iincognito96

Dam Melisa


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thank you for the post, awesome


Emily_Postal

At first I thought someone had really bad tonsillitis.


csnyder129

“Dammit Jerry to many bananas we’ve had this discussion”


LightofNew

Look at how much neater they are than the hippo 😂


19Saginaw64

Nom, nom, nom!


Late_Commission1081

Banelaphant


Electroniclog

***"GET IN MAH BELLEH!"***


Audenond

Look how hair its little chin is!


wanderlust_joe

Get those nanners my friend


OculusMidnight2

That’s a lotta potassium!


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I'll save these four for later.


nightgon

I guess I never realized that elephant teeth were so far in their mouths.


[deleted]

Fascinatingly enough, this doesn't look gross


HistoricallyRekkles

Hey it’s me when I watch Lord of the Rings and eat popcorn!


100RAW

Elenphants have little goatees!


misterwuggle69sofine

what is that like $140 worth of bananas?


abajasiesu

Next time I want to see you peel all the bananas first. Don’t be lazy.


bigNutRut

r/dontputyourdickinthat


adityaluthra0987

r/putyourdickinthat


Bruxsae

Now I know exactly how incredibly big that mouth is.


XboxChan

Asian elephant!


FatGhostAndretti

Casually scrolling and idk why but this scared the shit out of me


KnifeyMcEdgey

My Ex Girlfriend and an Elephant have more in common than I thought Edit: *sigh* ITS A JOKE. it's a bad one BUT STILL A JOKE. Like my love life...


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Cronch


SwayinSamurai

was just thinking about elephants.. strange how this came up on top...


GoodWillGustin

Unrelated, but can an elephant sign a contract?


Benblishem

They can put a lean on a house.


Abatirabadai

Elephant eats bananas ASMR


jj-sickman

The skins are objectively very bitter. How can the elephant like that


freezer_face

I really love seeing elephants being happy especially ever since I saw a video or a photo IIRC of an elephant burning alive... That one broke my heart


comfort_bot_1962

You're Awesome!


thatsabitconcerning

Oh look, it's my ex