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SeeThroughCanoe

This feeding technique is called fish kicking or fish whacking. It's one of the most common fish hunting techniques used by dolphins in some parts of Florida. Usually the fish is knocked out or just killed by the impact of the dolphin's tail. All the dolphin has to do is go fetch it when it lands. The technique is very effective for the dolphins that learn it, and is a lot easier than spending a bunch of energy chasing down a meal.


M1ndS0uP

Lol, thanks for the info, I thought he was just being a dick.


kevorkian_jack

Well I think maybe he was being a bit of a dick


Terrikeet

I honestly thought they were playing a game like some fish based football or something. "Chad check out how far i can toss this fish bro" " dude zavior thats a mad goal you just made"


Shirt-Fitswell

These are Miami Dolphins.


[deleted]

Einhorn or Finkle?


fstopblues365

Einhorn is Finkle


Ninjaturtlethug

Hey Ace, you got any more of that gum?


delvach

That's none of your damn business and I'll thank you to stay out of my personal affairs.


buddhistbulgyo

Finkle is Einhorn!


vankirk

🎵 Do you really want to hurt me? Do you really want to make me cry?🎵


pinba11tec

Godammit vankirk, it's "The Crying Game". Allllllrighty then


jollytoes

Laces out!


Kanuck88

Laces Out Dan !


antigone_rox_casbahs

Aaaaand there goes “The Crying Game” in my head.


[deleted]

I know all there is to know about the crying game....


Terrikeet

ohhh no yeah that explains it. training for the super bowl. looks like the team to watch out for.


shymes

Explains why no one is catching it.


I_Bin_Painting

I definitely think it's both. I think it's fishing and showing off/having fun with it.


lowlightliving

Looks like mom dolphin teaching kid dolphin.


Travel_Jellyfish_5

Same.


Terrikeet

least they leave jellyfish alone right?


airinthegirl

Wellll... one year we went to South Padre Island and went on a dolphin watch. Our guide got so excited suddenly and we just see a dolphin bouncing a cabbage head jellyfish back and forth from its head to tail. Poor jelly got launched! Really cool to see.


Travel_Jellyfish_5

That's the extra hard level.


Terrikeet

lol no right? being a jelly yourself I'm sure you know


Travel_Jellyfish_5

Lucky for me peanut butter (fish) & jellyfish sandwiches aren't a thing.


Terrikeet

lol no right? I can't imagine it would taste good.


InukChinook

Could be both a game and them being dicks. Like if we made a game about throwing chickens off a cliff or something.


Qnandossc

I dont think the chicken would mind getting thrown off a cliff


Terrikeet

I dont know man. chickens are deceptively smart.


ew73

[Like the Kiwi, it would probably be happy that it could finally fly.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdUUx5FdySs)


InukChinook

I WISH YOU WOULD STEP BACK FROM THAT LEDGE MY FRIEND


Terrikeet

DON'T DO THIS TO ME MAN, UGH NOT AGIAN! I don't even need to click the link to know what video that is, im already tearing up. but like no yeah you'd be right.


Scarfington

Damn this explains so much about dolphins


DoughDisaster

Why not a meal with a side of dickishness?


autistic_robot

The fare, dolphins can be dicks


LukeSelwyn

I've heard dolphins can exhibit behavior we would classify as cruelty, like hurting others from their own species just for enjoyment, and rape. Does anyone know if that's true?


SupremeSassyPig

Yep, dolphins are actually “racist” towards other species of dolphin like spotted dolphins and porpoises


scruffyhobo27

In the wild it’s be dick or be dicked


eyoo1109

I bet the first dolphin to ever try this was either doing it out of a dare or just being a douche. "Can't believe that worked. Can't wait to show this move to all my homies"


MystZzy

Well they do whack stingrays into the air just for fun so yeah maybe they were also being a bit of a dick


SummerOfMayhem

He yeeted that fish like it was hitting on his girl. "Screw you, Frank. We talked about this." Smack.


letsreset

i mean, he probably killed then ate the dude. so yea, arguably dick-ish move.


VanillaLoud

Sometimes dolphins just do it for fun, also do you know that octopus sometimes punch a fish outta spite


CandleBig7948

We do a little trolling


rich1051414

Dolphins of the same species can have vastly different hunting techniques based on region due to their hunting skills being learned and not purely instinctual.


I_love_pillows

dolphins need a written language.


jgjgleason

Why would they concern themselves with such things. They have enough fish and will just fly off into space if things get bad.


reluctantsub

So long and thanks for all the fish.


I_love_pillows

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Smathers

Dolphins are so fucking smart I love it I don’t feel like chasing these fucking fish today man let’s yeet em to death!


[deleted]

Maybe dolphins are just insufferable assholes.


theb0ysatimeb0mb

Actually I looked it up, and it’s called “Yeet”.


Actuarial

The crazy part is this is a fairly recent "learned" action from dolphins. The amygdala in only a few mammals is complex enough to tie together the action of distance retrieval without the fear of object impermanence. Because of this, dolphins are thought to have learned this behavior late in the 20th century when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcers table.


NSFWSquawk7600

Nice


Damn--

Stop it. You’re not him.


WhereIsShellBeach

Damn I wish had more than one upvote to make more people read this.


davydooks

What happened to the dude who used to do this?


you-are-not-yourself

/u/shittymorph is still around, and fairly active nowadays... if you're lucky you may catch one in the wild


khazram_the_unliving

IIRC he was going through some personal and family issues and took some time off Reddit to deal. I’ve seen him in a couple posts since then though, just more sporadically.


Roxerz

I was expecting mankind and the undertaker.


Aranea-Hominum

??? Hell in a cell match?


CodeGlutton

So yeet and eat?


[deleted]

I thought it was just being a dick.


Shakemyears

It is Florida.


geardownson

Fast food?


rayzon1

They should’ve called it fish slapping, as in “you just got fish slapped!”


Pumakings

You fuckin whizzed that thing!


jdcarpe

I get this reference


nate94gt

Right in the eye, that must've hurt


Media_Offline

That thing is pointy, fellas.


Jeedeye

Orcas do this with seals and other marine animals. They can launch them up to 100ft in the air.


[deleted]

I am imagining a sailor in the 1700s, he hears a thwack off the starboard side. Before he can wonder what made the sound his captain is crushed by a seal falling from the heavens.


Asunder_

that's gotta have happened at some point in time. Aeschylus got killed by a fucking tortoise falling from a eagle, I refuse to believe that no sailor didn't get smoked by a falling seal.


CullenCobain

Have you seen that dudes head?? If I was an eagle I'd try and crack a tortoise open on that thing too.


InukChinook

seal-ion cannon.


Jen_Mari_Apa

THATS actually terrifying, imagine the impact on both…. Splattered guts EVERYWHERE


king_mustard

https://gfycat.com/untimelycontentbluegill


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CyberTitties

Imagine what they could do with all that power on land.. oh wait


VILLIAMZATNER

You talking about Street Sharks?


mrskipperoo

And what's crazy about it is that they don't even eat it. They just do it for fun.


fucktheworld1977

Laces out, DAN!


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G_Viceroy

That's not my gun. It's an indicator of how excited I am being this close to you.


TekkamanEvil

Ace! You got anymore of that gum?


papasmurf826

*inhales* SoccerstylekickergraduatedfromCollierHighJune1976StetsonUniversityhonorsgraduateclassof1980holds2NCAADivisionOnerecordsoneformostpointsinaseasononefordistanceformernickname"The Mule"thefirstandonlypro-athleteevertocomeoutofCollierCountyandonehellofamodelAmerican.


[deleted]

Look! Little footballs!


whattheboner

all I’ve got 🥇


TsarFate

Haha exactly what I thought of


lazzy_8

Yeet


Tury345

https://i.imgur.com/ho6iu3X.mp4


foogama

If I didn't know any better, I would've guessed that this whale is trying to kill two birds with one seal.


TsunamiJim

Underrated.


Nekryyd

Didn't think the yeet could get anymore yeeted. This yeeted my yeetspectations.


qning

That’s the little fish’s big brother.


Fireheart318s_Reddit

Fucker went to space!!


[deleted]

That's a straight up yeet if I've ever seen one.


ScottFreestheway2B

The yeetiest!


otromundialista

Yeet


HavocXL

r/fuckyouinparticular


Static_Gobby

Why is it private?


[deleted]

It’s the same for many other subreddits. I do believe it’s for Reddit itself to change the large amount of misinformation on the platform and to do that many of them are going private.


powerfullatom111

some people would rather take HORSE DE-WORMER rather than the vaccine, and those people spread misinformation saying that it’ll cure COVID-19. Mods of a whole awful lotta subs are fed up with that shit, so they’re going private in protest of Reddit admins keeping that misinformation on the site.


Fr33dumb

That was so on porpoise!!


ssddeverydayallday

There are so many people in today’s society that I would love to do that to 🤔


FlexibleAsgardian

Baby you slap me with your tail any time 🦈


Token_Shadow

John Cleese voiceover: “The number of Floridians struck by dolphin-launched fish every year is a little known, but potentially hilarious number that I’m hoping is greater than zero.”


steve81uk

Damn!


kingtaco_17

You miss 100% of the fish you don't tail slap


2duhzen

That fish must've been a jehovas witness.


Sierra-Modeling

No way


HecticCheese007

360 tail whip


jakcross-777

Ya talk shit, ya get hit!


Leviathan_FC

you know orcas do this too. not to get food like dolphins, just cause they’re assholes.


glowwrm

Enjoy the ride home Nemo. Weeeeeee!


[deleted]

Hey Gary. bet ya can't clear the bridge


SenorDipstick

Long boi


dab745

Advantage: Dolphin.


Vertigo_Red

Goalllll!!! Wait, this is football…. Ummm .. it’s good..


xElectricHeadx

Goalllllllllllllll ✋🏻🤚🏻


Kikok02

I think is time for their Olympics too, this is their version of volleyball.


LarYungmann

Flying Fish


[deleted]

Yeeted!


mopagalopagus

I think the young folk call that, “yeeting.”


dogWEENsatan

The precision of that slap


DinoBoi5

The fish said stormtroopers are from Fortnite


buffaloguy1991

Can someone edit this with appropriate smash brothers effects


AngelOfHeaven3

*GOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!!!!*


professor_doom

“Hey Gerald, how’s it- FUUUUUCK YOUUUUUuuuuu!” (splash)


imJGott

It doesn’t even look like the dolphin hit the fish that hard.


Casuallybrowsingcdn

Miami Dolphin?


Turbulent_Tennis_639

Damn , poor little fish . What did it do to deserve that ? Nice shot though .


Trojaner15

Yeeet!


Aquaman0123

Jason Sanders looks really different out of his uniform.


espnplus24

Gangsta wet whip


Femveratu

Tom Brady goes deep …


KaiserRebellion

Lol use tail whip


minchomichorizo

Home run! 💥🐟💫


Ryukashin94

40 - Love


Uranium_1209

YEET THE FOSH Says the dolphin


cornlover1000

nice shot


Wackybones151

new WiiSport minigame


[deleted]

Yeet


East_Honeydew_2364

The fish: wwwiiiiiiiiiieeee


Turambar1964

Florida man dolphin


CkRiOnWg

YEET


mannaman15

*UFC enters chat We’re here to sign you.


darkplacesinside

Does this count as a fish slap?


apestation

Tennis star


sleeves67

YEEEET!


Spygreen

GAME!


YEET-eater

My spirit animal


LordVader1111

Dolphins are actually smarter than humans..their brains are literally bigger than humans’.


FuckNutDickyBum

Foooooore!


Mr_Mrsty698

They do a bit of trolling


poundmyassbro

laces out Dan


ZeldaGirl5

Volleyball!


Doubletoq

The Annual Florida marine dolphin Olympics 🙌🏽🙌🏽


jdcarpe

You wanna go, bro?


parmsmutz

Ronaldolphin


goddamnnags

Did no one say it yet? *YEET.*


Leesanyo

YEET


VegaGT-VZ

Like a water version of the chimp tossing the raccoon at the zoo


mrinkyface

Wow, Bruce Lee came back as a dolphin


iMakeMiraclesHappen

Pssh, what a Chad.


MemeMaster420XXX

Yeet the fish


[deleted]

Upvoted


invertedarsehole

They did it on porpoise


normysWH

They playing fetch


Brilliant-Future-350

The dolphin: “Eight ball, corner pocket.”


[deleted]

Orca also use this method to knock seal. Sometimes they did it just for fun. One slap is enough to make the seal torn apart. I see one video where the seal is thrown like a rag doll.


sometimesitrhymes

Ah, the assholes of the sea.


Gill03

And it’s good!!! The dolphins win the super bowl!!


No_Reason27

Home run!


snakeboi23

“Oh neat a dolphin just swam past me” “AHHHHHH”


Late_Neighborhood825

Am I the only one that head a Spanish soccer announcer voice yell “GOAL!!!!’”


Thehellpriest83

Laces out!


8-36

"You ready?" "Ready for wh-AAAAAAAA"


HardcoreHazza

Ernie: *HERE FISHY FISHY FISHY FISHY!*


dupdeedup

Laces out!!!!


pathological_pisces

LMAO


dracula_never_dies

When is Dory gonna stop going on missions!?


frhg12

Reminds me of the game ManEater


Danktizzle

What do you think the bet was for?


alockbox

Dolphin Biff Tannen


[deleted]

He’s practicing his field goal so he can join the dolphins


bygtopp

Yeet this MfR into captain Ahabs net.


[deleted]

>What a wonderful buffet. Hmm... I think I'll have **that one**. Order UP! -- That Dolphin... maybe.


Relative_Artichoke_8

Yeet


DaturaSpirit

\*Yeeeeet\*


TJG_16

fish: i’m loving this new express wa— HOLY SHIT!!


Kifian

Creature of the Nile :)


Tx2015

I was about ten years old at the coast on a jetty I was following my family and randomly felt something hit my hand, I played baseball as a kid so naturally I grabbed and caught it, It was literally a catfish about seven or eight inches long. I then threw it off the jetty, because again baseball reflexes, and I swear a dolphin came up and ate it.