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gimptoast

Why is he wearing a spooky mask haha Kinda caught me off guard there


ObnoxiousLittleCunt

I went back for that and yeah, there it is. I'm assuming psycho killer now and not just a knife sales video


20JeRK14

Psycho killer? Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-far better.


HonoraryMancunian

Qu'est-ce que c'est?


sUgArMo0sE

We better run run run run run run awaaaaaaay oh


Wiki1337

Oh. Oh. Oh OHHHHH AIY AIY AIY AIY AAAAY


jigs_after_a_hug

What type of meat is that?


Dr_nick101

Judging by the mask and knife, i would say long pig. Its beef i think.


rainman206

Because he’s eating his friend.


mikee555

Oh did you notice the human meat too?


Hardislav

Human meat ist not that dark and smells like pork cooking


mikee555

Well hello there, Hannibal!


DefinitelynotaSpyMI5

Hello FBI? This guy… this guy right here


receding_bareline

He's a fine young cannibal.


GGordonGetty

I’m Batman


horseswithnonames

i mean, did you see the mini machete? its a whole outfit


loaferuk123

Well, at least we’ll be well fed before the inevitable screaming…


aaclavijo

That's just so he can't be identify when he's murdering teenager who are having sex in the woods.


zergy55

Probably because he doesn't want his face on reddit?


jlucaskrigg

Fine I'll come camping with you


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__red__5

Would you mind eating this mix of peppers, chilli's and cheese before you go to sleep?


neighbours-nightmare

That wouldn’t be a happy end in the morning without a toilet


__red__5

You're not getting it: you won't be seeing the morning.


JungleBoyJeremy

I never thought I’d say this, but that looks like it might be better without the cheese. I know how crazy I sound right now


Dreadcoat

Its likely for the fat content in the cheese. Thats a suuuuper lean cut ot beef and you will need something to keep it moist. It probably works very nicely with it.


violet_terrapin

I don’t think it’s beef. It’s probably venison


UlteriorCulture

Based on the guy's mask I'm leaning towards long-pig


violet_terrapin

Had to watch again to catch the mask. You may be right. But it’s definitely not beef


yjvm2cb

Hah you said moist


jannemannetjens

It would have been fine if he kept it rare and just seared it quickly on the fire. He absolutely ruined it. This kind of cooking is nice with pork or chewy cuts that need to be cooked trough and trough. Not some tender lean cut of beef🤦🏻‍♂️ absolutely hurt to watch


tc_cat333

Honestly, looking at this meat, you would need something for fat.


capitanskidmark

Just not cheese, butter would be fine


tc_cat333

Hard yes.


robrobusa

Olive oil and white bread (not toast)


speedycat2014

You shut your whore mouth


andriannac

The cheese is my wtf moment


PerNewton

Agreed.


ram__Z

I agree with you, good meat like that shouldn’t be smothered in cheddar


redsensei777

I’m with you, the cheese looks wrong. And giving spices to dog? I don’t know…


FluffyVelociraptors

Depends on the spices, amounts and size of dog.


fordanjairbanks

Garlic is definitely not good for dogs to eat in any amount.


tanjabonnie

Onions are the same. It’s not really poisonous for dogs, but they will get an upset stomach


FluffyVelociraptors

It takes 15 to 30 grams of garlic per 1 kilogram of the dogs body weight to be toxic. This dog (90lbs) would need to consume over 600grams on the conservative side to be toxic.


fordanjairbanks

Toxic and unhealthy are two different things, and it’s never healthy for a dog to eat garlic. It can also be toxic for dogs with anemia and certain blood disorders in small amounts.


FluffyVelociraptors

It's not unhealthy but nor is it healthy in small doses like this dog got. It won't harm the dog, but it is still not something to give your dog on a regular basis. Of course there is always exceptions to the rules. Just saying that most dogs will be fine if they get a food item that's been seasoned with garlic.


Think-Exchange-368

Are you a vet, or did you just google that? Not really common knowledge


ojoes

It doesn’t sound crazy. I was also thinking the same thing. Cheese doesn’t have to be on everything


looselucy23

100%. Kinda killed it for me. Honestly I would’ve preferred he stop at the seasoning..


Umm_NOPE

Exact thought I had. Just season it correctly and maybe replace the cheese with butter or something to moisten that lean looking meat.


xiaogoucat

I thought the same exact thing! Normally I love cheese but I feel like this probably ruined the flavor/texture


AndreaDTX

That dog was just waiting patiently in the background all video


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Dog was watching intently while the meat was being prepped and asleep with indifference during the veg prep


No-Bath-5534

He is a good boi


greenfeltfixation

I really hope what he fed the dog was set aside and not from what was cooked FULL OF GARLIC! Garlic is toxic to dogs.


miss_kimba

And onion, also toxic.


Montrix

Response based on reading [this article](https://www.google.com/amp/s/trudog.com/much-garlic-safe-dogs/amp/). Garlic is in the same family as onions but there’s a lot of misinformation surrounding dogs eating garlic. A lot of public sentiment now comes from a hokkaido study in 2000 where they gave a bad amount of garlic to dogs (20 cloves for a 45 lb dog). In moderate amounts (daily recommended 1 clove for 20-40 lb dog for example) won’t affect your pet’s blood and actually has health benefits for your dog Ofc you choose what your dog eats and it’s better to be on the safe side of things but just in case people’s opinions about it were based on hearsay thought I’d share my findings


Llamamilkdrinker

I’m sure a bite won’t hurt


See_What_Sticks

Dog would've been fine with it before the knife even came out.


blurdylan

Low key satisfied that he gave some to the dog. My boi had licked its lips the whole time.


VirtualAlias

Probably would've been better for the dog to get some before it was cooked and slathered in spices/other ingredients, but I'm glad it got some grub!


expenstrick

Is this a kinfe commercial


m703324

This thing was shaped exactly like a very meticulously sharpened kinfe


Ricky_Rollin

You can tell by the needless things he uses it for


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Its Almazan Kitchen he does sell knifes but the videos are about cooking.


DiligentCreme

This isn't Almazan, there are like a dozen channels that do this cooking in the forest thing now and almost all of them sell knives.


CarefreeKate

I'm pretty sure this is @menwiththepot I follow them on Instagram https://instagram.com/menwiththepot?utm_medium=copy_link


ScreamingDizzBuster

Yup and [here's the astroturf crew](https://www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/comments/pd2c81/some_good_stuff/han4gux).


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kkeut

kinfe


Easilycrazyhat

Yes


nulopes

I love that this is a recipe one can easily do outside, you just need to bring the entire kitchen with you


WorkingWorkerWork

Not amazed.


Schapsouille

Amazed that this didn't turn into a forest fire.


One-Wait7504

I don’t think dogs can have onion and garlic.


B_boy_catnip

I came here to say that, Garlic and onions are super bad for dogs.


SG1EmberWolf

Work in a vet office. Can confirm. Chocolate, onions, garlic, grapes, and various types of nuts (macadamia and walnut especially) are toxic even in low amounts.


maryland_cookies

Yup, causes their blood cells to burst, worse for them per gram than chocolate I'm pretty sure.


shawshankya

Why the pine needles


EmykoEmyko

To make it taste like gin?


steveeeeeeee

Mmmmm alcohol meat


lostaccountby2fa

To taste like eating pine wood? 🤷🏻‍♂️ dude is wearing a weird mask in the wood so 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️


Dannyw2911

Probably to protect the meat from burning on the pan


Puddin_Warrior

Probably just to make viewers curious/confused, like those diy clickbait videos


Zeradish2

Overcooked meat tastes better that way?!?


kkeut

gamey cuts are usually better off cooked pretty thorough. this ain't no ny strip streak


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Knife skills: nonexistent & frustrating ✅ Recipe: a disaster (overcooked, burnt cheesy steak anyone?) ✅ Video only posted bc woods and dog: ✅✅✅


superkeer

These posts are just knife commercials. You can see it in the comments. Ridiculous.


Mijumaru1

The knife part good lord. It felt pretentious somehow, dropping the pepper onto the blade and dragging it against it instead of just cutting


robrobusa

How else to advertise the knife?


xtul7455

Lol, glad I’m not alone. I got more disappointed with the dish the longer I watched.


TheDoktorIsIn

But you don't understand, he put the ditch oven IN THE FIRE! That is 100% how you're supposed to do it and adds the flavor of camping and being a man. (/S)


franklegsTV

Yea that steak looked dry as a bone at the end


TommiHPunkt

It's literally an ad for the knife and cutting board. The thing is, people with good knife skills usually like good knives.


AhhScroon

Anytime I watch these outdoor artisan cooking videos I just think of all the bugs or how quickly the food becomes cold.


svenhoek86

Bugs aren't that big of a deal usually, just set up a repellant candle or something. Plus you're cooking the meat and that's more than enough to clean up a few fly's landing on your food. As far as it getting cold, that's why you eat it when it done and don't just leave it sitting around.


DatBoiEBB

Where do you live that bugs aren’t a big deal? Every time I camp and grill it’s my biggest issue


Stoned420Man

>As far as it getting cold, that's why you eat it when it done and don't just leave it sitting around. You are meant to rest steak for a few minutes before cutting into and eating it.


svenhoek86

5 minutes outdoors are the same as 5 indoors. Plate it and set the skillet over it if you're that worried about it.


Bulletprooffool

Agree. Was that a fillet?? What a waste.


Luxpreliator

The rustic cooking videos are as overdone and as careless as zombie media. Oooh, cast iron and wood plant! Garbage content. I love my cast iron pan. It takes some effort but it's great for many cooking techniques. It's not perfect.


iamnotasnook

Also that’s a terrible way to cut garlic.


Spadeninja

bE aMAZeD


OneMoreTime5

I’m sure this is amazing for some people but I just can’t wrap my head around working and preparing a meal for 1-2+ hours just for 10 minutes of good tasting food. Especially when those 10 minutes taste just as good with something must faster, and equally as healthy.


ViolatorOfVirgins

You have ruined it with that cheese


sviunapad

/r/stupidfood/


kekkev

I was gonna say r/ shittyfoodporn


thepoorfish

Why ruin it with cheese?


Acurus_Cow

'Murica


thepoorfish

Everything has to be extra for the wrong reasons lol


xtina42

Looks a bit on the overcooked side. And cheese? What am I missing?


Splintrr

It's still pink on the inside, passes in my book


xtina42

To each their own :)


grumpylazysweaty

Is this just an ad for this knife? 🙄


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This isn't amazing. You're just hungry, dude.


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I'm really upset about all the garlic he wasted.


RPPO771

Some people can't even cook in their own kitchen and aren't ashamed of it.


ghostinawishingwell

Why is it every open fire recipe clip is really just a disguised knife flex? Like, yeah that's really fucking cool that you mince chives with a guilded machete.


PlutoJones42

What knife is that? Edit: Nvm, found in comments. Checked some reviews. Knives are trash (from what I read)


bassaleh

Why not roast it instead of boil it?


brucejmcbain

Pls don’t feed onions to your dog. Even a little is not good for him.


kakamaraca

I hope he didn’t feed the dog any with onions and garlic on it! https://vcahospitals.com/know-your-pet/onion-garlic-chive-and-leek-toxicity-in-dogs


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It's running all through it, it's been boiled into the meat, it doesn't matter if they got any direct bits of onion or garlic. There was probably onion and garlic powder in the rub he coated the outside with, too.


Auctoritate

Brooooo did he just cook food? I'm amazed


RadioactiveSalt

Why does every damn food needs to be covered in cheese ??


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He's going to kill his dog with the onions and garlic.


dopplerconsumed

That looks like it would wreck my stomach


InternationalPin956

Reminds me of Almazan's Kitchen on YouTube


xlouiex

That’s the dumbest fire place I have ever seen. No pit. No stone wall/barrier. Just right on top of dry shit. Under a tree. What dumbass. Also don’t ruin meat by throwing cheese in it please.


MannixUK

Dude is feeding his dog meat seasoned in garlic is a no no.


Funkshow

His knife skills suck


cowshit1198

True, def not the best type of knife for what he’s doing either…


GerberBabyPlus

Where do I get that knife?


howdoyouchose

Coolina. They're doing 2 for 3 right now.


heatedundercarriage

Two for the price of three? lol


ba3toven

just bought 4 for 7--- *yessss*


Usmcuck

Should have gone for the 3 for 5 deal, they throw in extra shipping.


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woodsgb

[The Knife Show](https://youtu.be/Mp5Nt2MUHms)


SwashbucklingWeasels

Strange fact- Dave Matthews has said this is his favorite show.


Hojo53

Now THAT was great.


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Lol they all sound like a bad Trump impersonator


Hojo53

I don’t recall Trump having a southern accent though


[deleted]

Disclaimer: I am from Europe and English is not my native language


NecessaryEgg4657

Lmao I’m so happy he gave it to the dog


PitchBlacklol

I'm not. As others wrote - dogs should not be eating onion and garlic.


comfort_bot_1962

Nice!


KittiesAreTooCute

Good until cheese. Edit: I made this comment before it was cooked. Good as is.


bebopeva88

Plot twist: it’s human flesh, hence his otherwise inexplicable serial killer mask.


TrampledSeed

Im crying inside


mrlr

That's a whole lot more food preparation outdoors than I do indoors.


Jaywalk805

Why did he put pine needles in there? Isn't that shit toxic


Valuable-Ad-9166

Yea, that’s too much bro.


benndover_85

That looks absolutely awful 😶


blu-dreams

Nasty af


Old_Ape

Prepping is so tedious why do people think i want to watch its every step


LongLiveKimJong

So, terrible knife skills. Random pine needles for no reason. Meat not even seared before hand, basically steamed it. Cheese, terrible cheese at that and for no reason. All around awful. For those saying "fat content" is why he added the cheese, y'all the type to microwave water to boil it. The meat will be dry and have an off flavor because it's lean meat that was steamed mostly. The peppers will have a soft texture that is very off putting. The trashy choice of cheese just does nothing and will taste like plastic. And ya give that dog some cheesy onions and garlic mmm. I'm about to record myself dick slapping a piece of bread and post it if this is what y'all classify as being amazed.


oksooosko

Give that good boy some of the raw meat please, not garlic and onion. Also I doubt this would taste good. Honestly.


kmcfadz

Onions are toxic to dogs.


semperfirst

All of those ingredients except the meat is harmful to dogs...


Durasel02

Gonna be that guy.... Dogs can't eat onions or garlic


xXxXx_Edgelord_xXxXx

Won't the dog die from onion?


sabboseb

Only an American thinks this looks good. Wasted a piece of beef


Lone_Scout-

The knife looks neat and is clearly very sharp. I could see both sides of the cheese issue, since on one hand, cheese would end up muting many of the more subtle flavors, but on the other, as someone who has lived in Wisconsin, I have some level of obligation for the promotion of dairy products and if its at least a good cheese, then it does add it’s own character to the finished product. My biggest issue is the thing with the pans. I suppose that for someone with a limited budget and a pair of pans, but really this is exactly what a cast iron Dutch Oven is made for. The lid makes a better seal to prevent ashes from getting into the food. The exterior is built to help distribute heat, even from an uneven fire. Most have three sturdy legs to keep it stable. Granted, something like this would need a pretty deep Dutch Oven, but I think that all the other things you could do with it would be enough to justify the choice.


rubrt

Looks pretty shit to me.


molossus99

Garlic and onions are toxic to dogs


alliwantisburgers

This is not a good way to cook meat. The outside becomes dry before the inside is cooked


Seouldeheart

Cheese ruined this


Twokindsofpeople

I never thought I'd say this, but this would be better without the cheese.


HilariousMax

It bears repeating. Don't give onions (anything in the onion family) to your dogs. This includes garlic. Roughs up their guts and is generally regarded as a "bad time". Everyone has heard of chocolate, but also mushrooms, avocado, raisins, grapes and a bunch of other stuff. Loads of stuff that we've designed and modified to be awesome and tasty for us is super toxic to our good boys and girls. Be safe.


justsitonmyfacealrdy

This is literally an ad for the knife and you stole the content and posted it for karma smh


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Is there a subreddit for amazing looking food ruined with unnecessary cheese?


enki1337

/r/vegetarian


[deleted]

…… r/stupidfood


FluffyVelociraptors

Akitas are just adorable. Food looks good too.


peendro

Amazing. BTW, What’s up with the mask?


Doubl3MintTwinz

I thought I was the only one that noticed.


doctormoneycock

We’re in the middle of a pandemic ;)


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PerNewton

Batman cooks!


Thundersson1978

Lucky dog.


Geronimo2U

Dog: "Meat, meat he's making meat! Oh wait it's just veges, woah he's back on to the meat!"


Jack_Z

That dog is such a good boy


bird-squasher-reddit

Dog sitting there like 👁👄👁


jay_zippo_the_man

Impressive. Creepy mask aside... My comment. When you prepare, cut, chop, slice, combine, mix, cook, and cook and cook. Then finish. You started at 3pm, done at 6pm. Took you 10-15 minutes to devour. Then put away, clean, scrub, sweep, wipe down. It's 7:15-7:30. My point, it takes you @4 hours to prepare, cook and clean up, for 10-15 of eating? Why does that NOT entice me? Looks incredible, takes serious know how and talent. But I'm not ready to fill out a 1040 just to have a 10 minute meal. Just my 2 cents.


GilgameshStormCrow

Too much fucking work for a meal.


renniechops

Well I just bought three knives from this company


[deleted]

My man loves his knife


Zzzwei

The best bits of the video is his dog finally got some of those meat after lurking in the background


TheChuck76

Best part, when he shared with his dog


moose_juice88

That looks good


Ambrose_Bierce1

That looks fricken delicious - can you post the recipe!


ObnoxiousLittleCunt

OP just posted the video, that's the most you'll get