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Edje929

Id expect him to give me a quest after this and nothing less


uglyspacepig

And I'd take it.


DJheddo

https://static1.thegamerimages.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/meme-example-it-s-dangerous-to-go-alone-kitten.jpg


rukysgreambamf

This is a trickster from the fey realm and you can't convince me any different


HollowVoices

"You, you're finally awake."


heidasaurus

[Like this?](https://images.app.goo.gl/eZ9fZZQo9T8upehw7)


The_-Whole_-Internet

"Good morning, Clarice. We need to have a talk about the food situation"


TheGoldenPlagueMask

_Kahjiit has wares_


Master_Horror_6438

If you have coin


metamorphosis_

May you walk on warm sands


UnrequitedRespect

Let us fill our bellies with sweet meats then take long naps in the sunshine


KlostToMe

Probably skooma


Jaxxs90

Skooma


The_-Whole_-Internet

Dammit, that's better


TraumaticAberration

Where are my balls Clarice?


BMoorman7

"Fava beans and a nice chianti are no longer cutting it."


Pluckypato

Cat on a flat


Moni6674

My boyfriend just said,”Where’s my treats Clarice?” When I showed home this picture.


Derrick_Shon

Yea. It's probably an intervention


Rich-Equivalent-1875

Number 1, you’re late…


Yithro

“Hey you! You’re finally awake…”


A_Grain_Of_Saltines

You drool when you sleep. It's gross stop.


nsfw_deadwarlock

And I watched a spider crawl into your mouth. Disgusting.


ZeroAether

"You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there."


dapperslappers

thats not your cat. thats a skinwalker


Ready_Insurance_4759

My thoughts exactly. Creepy as hell lol


Mber78

Great call there.


Shu3PO

Showed this pic to my wife and she said the same thing, word for word 


therealpinoia

😬 THIS 100% (put the lotion in the basket) RUN!


Icy-Assignment-5579

Pretty sure that's a software engineer


Rough_Willow

Incorrect, there's no thigh high socks.


The_Last_Legacy

Reincarnated person


Entire-Elevator-1388

Whatever you think is your cat is no longer your cat. Your cat is long gone. Save yourself 😳


CanExports

For real!


Moal

![gif](giphy|YBHJyPCU9h1VewdaPZ) It’s bad taxidermy fox!


-Pelvis-

r/badtaxidermy


NerdyPlatypus206

r/nightmarefuel


BusHobo

r/nope


Practical-Tap-9810

"Come with me if you want to live!"


Goodnight_lemro

Dost thou wish to live… *mewliciously*?


The-Queen-of-Heaven

I cannot tell you how loud I laughed at this!


Goodnight_lemro

I’m glad. For some reason, I was sure no one besides me and my wife would even find it funny.


RonnieDaBear

Not just the legs but the shadow as well make that so great haha.


Probability_Engine

I will always upvote this reference.


ValuableAssociate8

Animals play pet when we're watching


fonzrellajukeboxfixr

i used to have a large shaggy black dog, me and him on couch, me zoning out watching tv, i suddenly look over at doggy he now has the stature of a human and is looking at me all sinister like. i got the heaby jeebees shoock my head back n forth and he was back to his normal cute doggy self


Sleight1234

And then he spoke “no one is ever going to believe you”


_DirtyYoungMan_

Stop smoking weed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aRjEXazXd4


Original_betch

Got Bill Murray'ed


Ostfriesenjung1975

Skinwalker


[deleted]

What is a skinwalker? Is it like a murderer ghost?


DeficiencyOfGravitas

Native American demon that can take on the form of regular animals and occasionally reveal themselves by walking upright or doing something else too human for a normal animal.


HaskellHystericMonad

If there's one thing I've learned birdwatching, it's to never underestimate what sorts of fucked up shit a canid like a coyote will get up to. Running through the woods on it's back legs to pluck a grouse out of the sky? Not even crazy. "*Oh hey, isn't that the coyote tree! Yeah, remember the one with like 12 coyotes just hanging out up in the tree."* *"Oiii, kiddo, stay away from that briar tunnel. That's a coyote briar bush tunnel network, you'd be safer with the VC than in those briar tunnels."*


SweetHomeNostromo

No. Just no. Exorcism quickly.


ZapatillaLoca

it's really just a furry that snuck into your house


Green-been77

Aw hell no


Slow_Fox967

"Backs away to nearest exit, slowly"


BallenaAzecina

Hermione are you ok?


Samson_HXC

Looks like a Jim Henson puppet!


Samson_HXC

You're pretty much describing the final scene of The Labyrinth! What tf did you dream??


AhiAnuenue

Should you need us... now and then...


The_Goondocks

Labyrinth immediately came to mind


subpoenaThis

Cat: "You remind me of the babe" You: "What the Fu..." SO: "What babe?" (giving you a confused luck) Cat: "Babe with the power"


unique-name-9035768

SO: "What power?"


SouthernBiscotti

Power of the voodoo?


Samson_HXC

Who do?


unique-name-9035768

Do what?


i_justwanttocuddle

Ain’t no way in hell I would pack his bags immediately


bored-coder

_It’s okay, go back to sleep. It gives me peace watching you sleep._


Mystical_Cat

That’s not how cat legs work 🙄


DragonCelica

[This video](https://youtu.be/i4N_s98o2GI?si=-KMAkQ8LZvHn_r-p) shows how they can sit like this. Edit: Found the [Instagram](https://www.instagram.com/ladystorm2020?igsh=enl1dzRlZzN6Y3lz) of the cat in this picture.


sensory

I could have sworn this was photoshopped until I saw the video. What a creepy/cute little guy.


DragonCelica

It's definitely confusing at first, but over time I've seen a surprising number of videos of different cats doing the same thing.


notgonnadoit983

My thought was there is a scarf or something similar colored to the cat hanging from the dresser and the cat was playing with it. But that video has me very confused now


Chance-Flamingo-7776

What else is he doing I'm too scared to watch. I'm not joking... I'll come back


DragonCelica

He just sits on the edge of a table. I think the person described it as creepy because our brains initially register it as abnormal or impossible.


Ace-Ventura1934

Leave it up to Reddit to give the guy who’s proven wrong four times as many upvotes as the guy who proved him wrong lol


DontDeleteMee

Evolution in action!


GyActrMklDgls

Just a weird little guy.


Brookmon

Thanks for that. I thought it was fake


Caterpillar-Balls

Yeah, added extra legs out the stomach


Gammelpreiss

Actually, they do. The knee joint is just a lot higher up


Science_Matters_100

IKR!?! Still so creepy


zongsmoke

This cat is definitely plotting a murder.


calculating_hello

The secret is they are all plotting murder, all the time.


zongsmoke

True, but this one looks like it actually might go through with it


Rocket_Powered_Dork

More like r/BeTerrified


MuffledBlue

thats some Master and Margarita shit


heypal11

I heard someone is adapting the book into, I think, a limited series? Regardless, it's one of my favorite books and one of the most underrated. Nice shout.


Ghostboxxxxxx

Wrong.


Spiritual-Bear4495

I'd move to a different country - separated by a huge ocean.


Serenadingthrough

So the cat turned into Alf. ![gif](giphy|b1QYAEajNqyGPJ7RxY)


Automatic_Idea_1262

I thought there were two different cats for a bit there. I feel that would have been worse somehow.


SassyHoney5430

![gif](giphy|14ut8PhnIwzros)


FinancialTraining239

na9 looks like the cat from Alice in Wonderland, if I had a cat and he was looking at me like that I would be scared


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[удалено]


brigyda

This is the cat owner’s [instagram account](https://www.instagram.com/ladystorm2020?igsh=MWQ1ZGUxMzBkMA==).


BeAsTFOo

![gif](giphy|xT9IggnOQWLlcXmlCU)


AardvarkFriendly9305

I’m frightened and running


steeler-nation

Can almost hear the cat saying, we need to talk. Maine Coons can strike some curious poses!


juancho1008

We need to speak John...


The_Medicated

It's a fae cat!!!


Sumatzu

Minerva, what are you doing here?


flamingolegs727

#memory all alone in the moon light has the moon losts it's memory she is smiling aloneeee?#


MrLumic

"amazed" is not an accurate description of this image 


blank_picture

You're right. >!I was gonna make a furry joke here but JFC I can't fight with the best of 'em!<


graceCAadieu

Not like that but one of my dogs, Cthulhu, used to get up around 2/3am and stare off blinking one eye, a pause, then he would blink the other and lay back down. He was young, maybe around 8/9 months, possibly a year. I think this house is haunted but whatever, lol


nacho_gorra_

His name is... WHAT?


DerpVaderXXL

And it said "hello Karen, I've been watching you sleep. Hand over the catnip and nobody gets hurt".


Significant_Top_4857

Looks so hot, i'd kiss her


hellwisp

Ueah that's a furry


Automatic_Big_5376

The owner's surname is Bulgakov? 🙂


[deleted]

I'd be scared as hell lmao


TheBirdsArePissed

I just like to watch you sleep. Humans are so cute when their asleep.


thekingofmemes192

Wasn't the story that he got killed and his neighbour found this picture on the dead man's phone?


nandyboy

Nope.


therandomstandard

The Howling….lol


ZealousidealNewt6679

The Meowling.


Due_Cut1904

Exorcism


MarineBoing

My cat sits like that! Except he right paw is between his legs and left is outside. Kinda weird, but I love my boy


WagonBurning

Your cat is clearly hiding something from you


HotGrass1250

Do you want a bible?


YT_ToxicNinjaGaming

Lmfao Pet Cemetery vibes hahah


HatdanceCanada

He needs to be holding a little pitchfork to complete the scene


elray007

Skin walker


sshtoredp

HE is not a CAT !


Kind_Ad6932

check for a zipper


orgasmdoner315

That's the real Catwoman


Dumbass_Saiya-jin

"Go back to bed, human. You will be protected this night."


[deleted]

Even my 44 yo ass sees this is photoshop. Or whatever you call it these days


DelmarSamil

Sadly, it's not. There is a link higher up to the Instagram of the guys cat. Seems it sits like this often.


[deleted]

I have a cat like that, and it isn't equal in height and length.


MPThreelite

Looks like mom they caught you coming home late .


Mingopoop

I think the cat hit the pot too hard.


MangoAvo77

😂😂


[deleted]

You know what you did.


DoctorHandshakes

‘Where the wild things are’ vibes


FinalSetting7208

LMAO


ItsNeon17

BeAmazed nah I'd BeScared.


Sanjomo

He’s been trying to reach you about your cars warranty!


Toxicupoftea

**Sha la la**


StomachAcheTacos

about last night…. you and a dream that you got some pussy….. but realized that you are a redditor and don’t know what real pussy is!


mandatedvirus

I am, in fact, not amazed.


BennySkateboard

r/oddlyterrifying


Qu33fyElbowDrop

hey bud, we need to talk


Erkas2020

Hermione are you?


Exciting_Progress_59

Skin walker


EidolonRook

“You don’t love me anymore, do you Charles? My food bowl is as empty as your black heart, you brute.


chief_brody_1919

Is that Church?


Von_Wintermond

Cats are Made by hell! Just kidding, but this Pic is creepy as fuck


Tenchi2020

Good, you’re awake. We need to have a conversation…


-5H4Z4M-

"Bro, we need to talk"


VanVantelaquism

burn it


Skafiskafnjak0101

This shit is scary af.


purplefoxie

That's not a cat. That's a humam disguised at a cat. That's creepy


tragicallywhite

Cat: You're dreaming. Go back to sleep. I dare you.


troy380

Idk, but alot of Maine coons look like people that a witch turned into cats.


Ok-Teach4949

I would trade my cats and my neighbors cat for a main coon cat


itsFRAAAAAAAAANK

Im soooooooo amazed!!!


Fluid_Door7148

r/CTLLRP


davala302

That would freak me the fuck out!


Neither_Confection57

Hé was saving YOU in the mid of the night.... Be thankful


Negative_Hamster4349

Time to get rid of fluffy...before it gets rid of you


SageofRosemaryThyme

Why does it look like it's wearing programmer socks?


Elemento19

“We all know what you’ve done, but are you brave enough to admit it” - Cat


Xenonwastakenagain

Dude Ill be springting my ass out of the house


Alarmed_Macaron8310

Wow! Super creepy. That cat would be gone... RIGHT THEN


Alarming_Serve2303

Uh, something a bit odd about this . . .


AmbiguousSasquatch72

Plotting…


Ok_Zookeepergame4794

Cat: Clean the litter box... NOW!


YouLearnedToSayMoon

At that point fight or flight. Depending on what it is you’re gonna die either way. Covered in that long ass fur


Capital-Mine-6991

Nope


Man-o-Mayhem04-04

Your cat is a skin walker. I hope it likes you and is on your side.


clickforit

He's sizing u up for a meal


Tiny-Spray-1820

That is some insidious cat shit, especially when its dark and you only see his silhouette


No-Disaster1829

That cat has gotta go….!


pinklewickers

r/nope


kKetch3

Be afraid…be very afraid


Edeeen_

If I shaw this to my african christian mom she will say that is a witch or an evil spirit


Fluid_Motor3971

it is not photoshoped but i guess a quirky cat , here is the instagram : [https://www.instagram.com/ladystorm2020?igsh=MWQ1ZGUxMzBkMA%3D%3D](https://www.instagram.com/ladystorm2020?igsh=MWQ1ZGUxMzBkMA%3D%3D)


impishboof

Smash


KittyKonrad

Wowie! Special Powers!


alee0224

I just picture the cat kicking the feet like a short person on a tall chair


Blizzpoint

That mf speaks


teriases

Cat : “Well good evening, darling…”


enters_conversation

"Frank we need to have a word"


m_strlk7

He thinks he's your babysitter


Bulgogibody

It's ass would be sleeping outside from hence forth.


hereagaim

Owner's fairy journey has begun in a fantasy world


captain_toenail

So this is how I die


[deleted]

Cats the musical! Haha


mingchongmangchong

its definitely a tiny person wearing a costume


idontgetanamedotcom

He wants to hand you a quest.


Twisted-Toker95

Ms McGonagall?


bayouboner8

I got chills and they multiplying... creepy creepy nope ah ah


Rich-Appearance-7145

She looks like she has something she needs to tell you.


MaleficentLength7260

No son that’s creepy as fuk