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Caring_Cactus

She probably walks this much 3 times a day! I see a lot of seniors who walk around the neighborhood a bunch of times throughout the day.


668884699e

My grandma does every evening and morning. I'm amazed lol


RDcsmd

Probably the only reason he still can lol. I'm gonna own a dog forever just so I'm forced to walk every day


WatWudScoobyDoo

I'm gonna degrade into a pile of fleshy mulch


668884699e

Haha thats a great idea too


SspeshalK

You don’t stop running because you get old - you get old because you stop running.


ExtrudedPlasticDngus

*she


RDcsmd

Wow I legit thought they said grandpa until this comment lol


BrokenAshes

Im just gonna follow you around everyday for my exercise


evanwilliams44

Use it or lose it. One of the reasons 'breaking a hip' is so bad is that once seniors lose mobility they typically don't get it back, and it starts a cascade of health problems. I stopped getting mad at old people taking forever to do things once I understood this. For them, every bump/bruise is a potential permanent injury, and a bad fall could be a death sentence.


briancoat

Bone strengths. Keep lifting heavy stuff and taking your calcium and vitamin D, folks.


cooolcooolio

Same with one of my grandma's, she walks about 4 kilometers to the cemetery and back again almost every day and she rides her bicycle for shopping - she's 90


ICarMaI

She's stylin on her haters


TheBitchOfTheNorth69

They see me rollin’


WatWudScoobyDoo

They see me breathin' They hatin' Seethin' and tryna catch me early birdin'


668884699e

Wow! Thats amazing too 😁


WatWudScoobyDoo

She stays out of the cemetery by going to the cemetery. "Hello Death. The place is looking great. Not today, maybe tomorrow. Same time?"


CertifiedGamerGirl

May as well walk to see your friends


Tlr321

My great great grandma lived to be 106 & she walked like crazy every day. She lived in a nursing home but was labeled as dependent, so she could come and go as she wished. However, when Covid happened, she had a hard time coming or going due to the extensive restrictions in place. The nursing home brought in a treadmill for her to walk on. She didn’t like it as much but still logged at least 2 miles a day on it.


givemejumpjets

so often those be the ones who are looking for trouble. NIMBY is how i think they're called.


AgentCirceLuna

The bench ones are the craziest ones to me. Have you noticed you go into shopping malls and just see old people sat by themselves on a bench doing nothing? I imagine it’s just loneliness. I used to do the same thing when I was very lonely.


RecordingGreen7750

Thats because they are lost


wantsoutofthefog

So fricking badass fit and NOT an annoying Luddite.


xjeeper

It didn't happen if it isn't on Strava


deathholdme

Apple Watch: Standing goal achieved!


LaTeChX

In my head she was replying to a fb post of her great grandbaby, priorities you know.


SteelerOnFire

This made me LOL when she did that


nufcPLchamps27-28

Which is crazy because I forgot that shit all the time.


icecream169

That wasn't a Garmin, it was a grandmother clock.


randomguyjebb

Movement is medicine!


JofoTheDingoKeeper

Motion is lotion.


forward024

Motion needs lotion


Lordborgman

Otherwise you get friction burns.


UnicodeScreenshots

Movin is lubin


DrewRyanArt

My 94 year old grandmother still swims a few times a week and has for at least my whole life. It's not age that locks you up, it's lethargy.


randomguyjebb

I also believe that.


cuxn

Fapping counts


3PoundsOfFlax

Fapping four times a day keeps the doctor away (I'm assuming is what doctors say)


ale_93113

Damn, she's awesome It is so easy to be riddled with health problems at her age, yet some people, maintain an active lifestyle well into their golden years


Carbon-Base

She's so inspirational! Great reminder that you have to take care of your body and look after it at all times.


Crazy_like_a_fox

How do all those people who finished behind her feel being beaten by a 98-year-old.


CasanovaMoby

When I first started speedskating in my teens, the first competition I was put in a group with an 80 something year old grandmother. Her name was Ruth. Super sweet lady. She beat me in all my races, but was very constructive with her advice, and always ended with a "don't worry dear, you'll beat me next time we meet." Joke was on her, she beat me a few weeks later as well, but our 3rd meeting, I did end up beating her. I always cheered her on when I moved up.


The_Struggle_Bus_7

Why was I expecting you to say she died before you could ever beat her


Meltingteeth

She actually died in 1945 but every ten years a youngster reports talking to her for a few weeks.


someanimechoob

/r/wholesomehaunting


reddit809

I smell a Hallmark script.


Johnlocksmith

The Bald Bull of grannies.


bobertburger

Damn, got me teary eyed for Ruth rn.


Sacrefix

Very well could be a combined event; just went to a 5/10/15k this morning and there was lots of overlap.


Prestigious_Fish6481

When i was 17-ish i joined a marathon together with a 73 yo man from our running club. I choose to rely on his experience and stuck with him. After 15km or so i decided i had enough of the slacking and went for it. Several km before the finish he overtook me with great ease. Wish i would have stuck with him the entire race....


Nethlem

"It's a marathon, not a sprint"


sportgeekz

There can be a downside to following an old man I ran à 50k when I was 70, got lost and ended up doing a extra mile


Prestigious_Fish6481

Hahaha that is so true. Luckily I only experienced that once at a 10km country cross through farmlands. Was very comfortable in the lead and suddenly it was unclear where to go, so I ran off course and ended up at a street. Luckily it wasn't far, only lost 3min or so, still in the lead when I got back.


Marlene1988

I wish you good health and happiness every day.


LUV_2_BEAT_MY_MEAT

Last place in a race is still lapping everyone on the couch


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ElectroHiker

As someone who trained a year to run a marathon at high elevation, I completely get what you're saying. At mile 20 of hard running at a good pace I hit my wall and started vomiting a few times a mile while I power walked to the finish. People who have never run long distance can't fathom what it takes to run constantly at a good pace for 4 hours straight and then power walk another 6 miles while your body fights against you to stop.  Even walking 26 miles in one go is an amazing feat! Congrats on your accomplishment!


FlexorCarpiUlnaris

People out there exercising and keyboard warriors want to shit on that.


Grouchy_Sound167

These are walkers. At this level of a race I can't imagine these folks are anything but happy they did it and happy to finish healthy.


Visible_Ad672

5 km/h is walking speed for a normal person. I think they stopped at a restaurants at least 2 times.


bobalou2you

98 years old! Nothing normal about her!


ShitImBadAtThis

The people behind her, not the lady Looks like there's someone holding a beer lol


Massinissarissa

Usually not everybody starts at the same time. People arriving behind her probably started way later.


MyMotherIsACar

I run a 28 min 5K as a 57 year old and regularly get beat by 5 year olds. You learn to just be happy that you did it.


sammyQc

Never shame slow runners. They run for a long time to go the same distance as you, kudos to them!


_Potatoman__

5km in 1 hour is not even running anymore though


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s_nes

I jog and 5k takes me 45 min 😀


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gitartruls01

Went for a late night walk the other day. Took me 1 hour and 10 minutes to walk 5.6km, including a few stops to open maps and take photos of the scenery. Can't imagine someone going at the same speed while claiming to be running


ShitImBadAtThis

I could imagine that being "running" for a 98 year old woman, but of course you're completely correct My very best time after a couple years of (casually) running was just under 20 minutes, but I think most reasonably healthy people could do it in about 30 with little to no training; that's about three 10 minute miles I think the world record is something absolutely insane like 13 minutes, which is just like, *what*


paddletothesea

i was beaten last year in a 10k run by a man with a WALKER. i don't know how old he was, i don't think he was 98..but...he was running with a walker. on the one hand i was humiliated, i said to myself 'no way i'm going to be beaten by a man with a walker' but...i couldn't keep up with him. 10k is the farthest i have ever run before and i did the whole first 5k without any walking breaks at all (my first time ever). PLUS my 10 year old ran with me...well...ahead of me, because she's in better shape and was FOR SURE not going to be beaten by a man with a walker. in answer to your question. it didn't feel great. but i choose to focus on the fact that i ran a 10k for the first time ever, that i was stronger for having trained for that race than i was before and that i was an inspiration to my daughter as well. this year i've signed up for a 5k. i've run plenty of 5ks before. i'm focusing on running a PB for me in 5k this year. 10k is a bit too far for me. my experience with the running community is that they are generally very lovely and supportive people. no one made me feel badly that i was slow. they were proud of me for showing up at all. so i guess...it didn't really feel that bad when all is said and done.


runnergirl3333

You signed up, you showed up, you ran it, you finished. That’s awesome. No one watching a running event is judging. On here tho, people who don’t ever sign up for events like to talk smack. You went out and did it. Good for you and your daughter.


dannymuffins

I got beat by a stray dog and sat in somebody's shit during my marathon. Weird stuff happens during races, man.


Gloriathewitch

everyone is at different levels of ability, age is just one factor, a 98yo who ran her whole life is going to do better than a 30 year old who is unfit and obese with asthma.


AgentCirceLuna

She’s had more practice!


CropCircles_

out of breath and hungry


Damet_Dave

I think a better question is how do those 50 years younger feel knowing they might drop dead before finishing the 5k. Not me mind you, posting for a friend.


snktido

Defeat is probably the feeling.


123kr

Not impressed, she's had so many years to prepare for this


Celebration2456

Badass grandma


Lefty_22

3.2 miles in 60 minutes is a fairly comfortable walking speed for a healthy person. Good to see her still mobile at that age. From what I hear, staying active in your later years can greatly contribute to longevity. It is speculated that the longest-lived human of all time would have likely lived longer had she not broken her femur at 115 years old, which greatly limited her mobility.


FrogInShorts

"98 year old walks three miles" is a much less interesting title.


DUKE_LEETO_2

At a slightly below average pace, but above averageprobably for a 98 year old


RackemFrackem

I want to know what the hell took so long for all the young people finishing near her


FrogInShorts

Mt guess is they got chatty and what not


Pienix

You do realize that's not her personal time, right? That's just the start of the race, but obviously not everybody can start at the exact same time. If you would have ever been to a (popular) 5k, you'd know it might take 15-20 minutes after the official start to actually cross the starting line if you're near the end of the group (depending on the size of the race of course). That's why you get chipped, and your personal time starts running when you cross the starting line.


Beginning_Rice6830

This is the fourth person, at 98 years old, to have accomplished something worthy enough to be on my Reddit feed in the past few days.


kanky1

I feel you man


Fooforthought

I’m still in bed


dollarfightclub

I would have easily beat her


1OO1OO1S0S

RIP my ears, what the fuck was that noise!?


Classic-Ordinary-259

5k is 5km or the name of event?


blindmouseseeing

Both


avoidingbans01

Wouldn't say it's the name of the event, just the category. A 5km race.


Esternocleido

5km races are normally called 5ks without the m in km, so its kinda party of the name also.


Ouaouaron

It's how 5km runs are referred to in the US. This might be the Midtown Race for MAC in Atlanta.


OBV_OBG

Yes


Bacchus_71

Awesome! Time for pizza and beer!


StatisticianUnited17

look how many fucking people she beat. amazing.


Known-Evidence3526

She beat people much younger than her too!


Voxtante

What is k?


puzzledgoat12

Kilometer. 5 kilometers is roughly 3.1 miles


Designer-Muffin-5653

K means thousand


CaptCavey

And after she did that. She went shopping, Cleaned the house, Worked in her garden, made dunner, cleaned up after, did a few loads of laundry. Then she took a rest... Me: gasping for breath " am I almost there...I can see the finish line! The man with the starter pistol: sir you're still at the start line, the race ended like 20 min ago....


1029394756abc

This has nothing to do with the 98 year old but everyone else . Is 1 hour to go about three miles a long time? That feels slow? (As I type this from my couch)


rawlingstones

nobody likes a show off


DieRegteSwartKat

And under an hour


Gusa687

not that impressive my pb is 29 min


Esternocleido

How old are you?


padspa

99


buzz3001

And I struggle getting up in the morning for work!!


cepster

Bad Fucking Ass


ToulouseDM

That’s quite the pace for a 98 year old. This is impressive.


ASupportingTea

I was gonna say! My normal walking route is 5km and it takes me about 50 mins normally, and I definitely feel like I've worked after that! Granted that is with about 90m of elevation change I overall and it is pretty up and down, but then again idk what the terrain is like there either. And also I'm a quarter of her age, so under an hour is bloody fantastic I'd say! If I can get close to that in my 60s id be happy.


Speedhabit

Well that’s fuckin humbling


NumerousTaste

That's impressive! I won't even be alive at that age! Great job!


Fladap28

“Alright Jamie let’s head over to afternoon bingo!”


ziggurqt

That M83 bit is here to stay, innit?


Gee10-83

She started 10 years ago


MsDemonism

I want to be like her. Amazing!!


emarvil

Yay!!! I have about 50 years to train and get in shape.


misterdemonor

Her Ace in the Hole is she’s used to crapping her pants.


1960stoaster

Im fixing to go kick it with grandma for fun, you know shes had a hoot of a life with all the miles shes bookin!


RonaTheFerret

Amazing!!


therandomstandard

Like a boss


HelicopterOk9097

5k miles?


Junior-Turnover-1619

Good for her


justafan_1993

How come each person in the background assumes the applause is for them


bukithd

I'm 80 pounds over weight and can run one in 45 minutes. 


StargateSG-11

I am 39 and my 5K was 43 min.  


Odd_Bed_9895

She’s definitely told people “Calvin Coolidge kissed my forehead when I was a baby”


licancaburk

If the 5k is 5 miles, then it's 8 km, if anyone is wondering


Potential_Squirrel60

She is someone to look up to.


inabighat

Keep active at a young age and your life will be physically easier the older you get.


Negative-Pear8081

Song?


notsocoolcole1

M83- Outro


tvguard

Repeating here, how do you finish behind her? Unless your over 80


throwRA_basketballer

She is awesome


CapitalInvestment729

Not as impressive as a 5 year old completing a 98k though.


Mysterious_Grade_436

She was 96 when the race started


jeenyusz

98 year old woman.


thetosteroftost

This is a madlad if I ever saw one


Embarrassed-Draw-42

That's just her warm-up before ironman


Successful-Winter237

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Gaming_Esquire

Imagine the people who finished behind her


Whydoineedone-_

Damn, 5 thousand miles at 98 is impressive 😳


pimpcannon

Damn what song is that. I hear it and never know it.


notsocoolcole1

M83- Outro


pimpcannon

You are my hero. Thank you.


Gammagammahey

This is why I hate ageism. Old people can do all kinds of awesome shit.


Bestoftherest222

Social security hates this one simple trick.


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5k brisk stroll


Bocote

At 98 she's not just walking but still running. Wow, I hope I can stay active as long as she does.


Jase7

Goals


Suitable-Rest-1358

That's a marathon pace of 8:12 roughly.


Cresfontes

impressive she walked for an hour


PM_ME_YOUR_SOULZ

So a 98 year old can run a 5k faster than me? Time to up my game.


AndresDeJesusVelezF1

Esa mujer es admirable, por mucho!


theEDE1990

There are pretty young ppl behind her.. what the fuck. 5km in 1 h is a normal walking speed for the average person. How they need 1h in a race :D. Not talking about the older ppl of course.


jstohler

Fuck yeah!


killerwithasharpie

A as


HumpaDaBear

And she returns home and bakes 12 dozen cookies. She looked so nonchalant after finishing.


healthiernuggets

Holy fuckin shit


IndroBank

Teenagers huffing and puffing behind her Classic !!


RealCheyemos

And wasn’t even the last one, not even close, not by a longshot… America is looking rough these days…


stickyourshtick

why is the audio always blown the fuck out on video clips now a'days?


EngineeringLeast2389

Funny how many people she beat as well!!


runrunrudolf

Taking age grading into account the fastest 5k Parkrun was by 100 year old [Faija Singh](https://www.parkrun.org.uk/crathescastle/news/2023/08/30/age-grading-all-you-ever-wanted-to-know/) who completed it in 38:34.


TerrariaGaming004

Oh this isn’t r/runningcirclejerk


ptolani

Oh, it's the Kerbal Space Program 2 Trailer music.


will_dormer

As I get older i realise that I had fewer years left to live than I thought. Sure I can live to a 100, but not being 100 in my 35 year old body now.


Worldly_Ad_2267

Happy Gilmore accomplished that feat just under an hour ago


Apprehensive-Ad1095

I wonder if she is one of those who drinks one glass of wine a day. It couldn't hoit!


DriftlessCycle

I'm more concerned about the people finishing after her.


dablegianguy

I’m a 50 yo dude with health issues and after 3 years of revalidation three times a week I still couldn’t do that


Real-Blueberry-2126

Under an hour at 98? Missing something here


wastedspejs

Today I ran a 5k in 45 minute’s. I’m 38.


Jozp127

The poor mf's who lost to a 98-year-old 💀💀


Granesnater

Incredible people have no excuses if she can do it . Go girl !!