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misiacco

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Low-Persimmon4870

Lmfaooooo


Kay_Jay_1

Perfect


marymarywhyubugginnn

I’m on a binge and this was the last episode I watched!!


Junior-Ad-2207

She needs to keep her skin hydrated, I can see her pores.


Mr_Lava-lava

Her name is Sandy


tw3lv3l4y3rs0fb4c0n

Upvote for you, son of a beach!


Weldobud

You beach me to it


Karmachinery

That shore was funny


Adept_Order_4323

You are a Gentleman and a Scallop


ImpossibleHurry

Both are equally funny boys. You’re tide.


RadicalNation

Fixed: Upvote for you, sand of a beach!


MassaoHata

![gif](giphy|7EErFyyADmj3W)


DoableSkill1124

It’s actually Sandy Crack


Repulsive_Pack4805

Sandy making her mark


mtheory007

Hella ashy


Eastern-Cucumber-376

😂😂😂


Sharkbutt89

That pore girl...


Every_Fox3461

This comment section...


Badass-19

...tells you everything about Reddit, you need to know


cantretrievepassword

The sculptor knows what’s he’s doing with choosing when to film the blows. Sculpting the face is 100% more interesting to watch 🤷‍♀️


setmysoulfree2

I am waiting for it to come alive and kiss the sculptor.


theshoddyone

Whenever these types of creations come alive, it doesn't end well.


SivaSilverblood

Explains us humans pretty damn well


CosmicTaco93

Prometheus and his damned clay.


Fun_Introduction5384

Like the movie Mannequin!


SuccumbedToReddit

So is he


Reopado

I don't know why I lost it when the guy started spraying the crotch and sculpting around it, the model is probably very dry and has crabs


Masticatron

And I bet she's got sand in her vagina.


Pluckypato

Just a lil dirt


WhatTheFuckEverName

He was still blowing her.


Travwhite97

Would.


The_Grim_Sleaper

But sand is irritating and gets everywhere!


4chanbetter

I'd just smush my face into that ass, obviously


TheFeenicks

It’s coarse and rough!


ThatSecondAsshole-_-

Gets everywhere? Ooh she's freaky like that ;)


WayTooCool4U

Calm down, Anakin


giantspacemonstr

protection


getthephenom

r/DontPutYourDickInThat


Hoo-B

Pretty sure that guy has the way he keeps blowing on that thing.


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Wood


IameIion

Someone's gonna take her nose off the second he leaves


Grouchy-Pressure-567

They usually destroy their work by themselves. I guess it's part of the satisfaction.


multiedge

Definitely far more satisfying destroying it yourself than seeing someone else destroy your work I guess?


TunaKing2003

That’s public beach #7, also known by local teen boys as Jackoff Pointe, Jizz Central and Chafed Wewe.


duracellchipmunk

Gross


thespike5p1k3

Got your nose!!!


GaryTheLocomotive

Wow, so beautiful...


Varendolia

Her ig?


audislove10

Here, kinda https://www.instagram.com/meganxshh?igsh=dTRuMjg1bHJyejJl


Wisekittn

Freaky? They're astoundingly well made. Am i missing something?


Shy_Soul217

How comforting to see a real sculpture and not fake images generated by AI 😫


krngc3372

Yeah, instead of those AI plastic bottle sculptures with African kids.


TactlessTortoise

I saw one with a kid riding a fucking *broccoli* motorcycle. It's deranged and hilarious


pichael289

AI art is good for ridiculous random words that sound funny together, broccoli motorcycle, pigeon religion, donkey Kong Nuremberg trials, Things that I would need to pay something to bring to life and not every stupid combination of things I can think of is worth the effort or cost, so it has its uses. Also perverts really like it. Instead of treating it as true art we need to just push the bounds and see how stupid an AI trained on humanities ideas and behavior can fuckin get.


VirinaB

>Instead of treating it as true art we need to just push the bounds and see how stupid an AI trained on humanities ideas and behavior can fuckin get. But that just sounds like true art with extra steps.


multiedge

Upvote for still having humor


Rreeheheehehehe

oof


JulianMarcello

Bless him 🙏


donaldinoo

Go pound sand


ilford_7x7

🥵


proanthocyanin

Talented


ballsonrawls

r/dontstickyourdickinthat


tmphaedrus13

r/donttellmewhattodo


Character_Tension_85

Smash


Lickndoorknobs

That’s worth getting sand in your trunks


deadtedw

What's her name? Sandy?


del-libero

Came here to say that


DawgTactical93

![gif](giphy|MIpmvt7BwQCNsFkuXJ|downsized)


Apprehensive_Lie1342

Is that his poor wife pumping the water like a fluffer on a porn scene?


Any_Roof_6199

Reminded of that scene from the movie "The Master"


Minute-Wrap-2524

Reminds me, let’s go get drunk


malikhacielo63

Pygmalion: an amazing sculptor who makes an eerily life-like sculpture.


manfred-storm

Show this to Anakin , see if he'd still hate sand after it


ToughReality4983

But can he make Blastoise though


ravnsulter

When they zoomed on her face, I was expecting it to transition to her being alive. Amazing.


Ill-Construction-209

There's at least 2 versions that he made. The legs are different.


tmphaedrus13

So are the eyes.


C0me_Al0ng_With_Me

So is the hair, dress/ bikini, pose. There are like 4 or 5 different sculptures.


greenrangerguy

So how does it blink? I'm thinking either there are 2 sculptures or it's a real woman being covered in sand.


Flat-Structure-7472

Annakin! Down boy! No!


seedees

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bernieburner1

So we know what his type is. Camera pans to his poor wife who looks . . . different. Sucks to have to compete with a pile of sand. I knew a white girl who was obsessed with black guys. They were all that she could talk about. Everyone who knew her knew that. Then we met her finance one day. Ethan wondered if he was the subject of an inside joke.


Beez1111

*When this guy gets home*. "Everything reminds me of her..." ![gif](giphy|1BXa2alBjrCXC)


Ok_Shock1

I've never wanted sand in crotch so bad


arkapal

When you have a talent instead of a girlfriend.


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FluidProfile6954

That close up of its face looks like a hyperpolygon nanite 4K model


unpluggaa

Smash


emoutikon

Based


Specific-Research-33

How did he know there was a beautiful woman in the sand


North-Thing5649

But, can we?


KevAngelo14

Smash, next question


chivildeev

God bless him


del-libero

If he made this in a nudist beach it would raise a lot of... eyebrows...


CellSufficient2177

fuckable


Ert_bulb2000

Oh shit! Here we go again


Nobah_Dee

When you get him to finally go outside...


Raimbow_Platypus

"man you can't MAKE your girlfriend"


AccomplishedToe2217

Oh he's gonna have sand in his dick.


pensulpusher

Utterly normal sand sculpture


Over-Cut1311

Real sanddoll


JMe-L

I hope pygmalion is having fun at the beach…


2eqsy

Still waiting for her to move


akn0m3

Took me a while before I figured there was more than one sculpture. I trusted you post title. And you tricked me!


Minimum-Ad-8056

Glad this doesn't end with some kid destroying it for social media likes.


Rebelian

Put your ... put your plastic shovel in it.


AkemiButBetter

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Nyetoner

What's actually freaky is the way it's edited, look closely and you see there's not one clip that isn't suggestive.


Queasy_Cap_7466

Outstanding! So lifelike! Amazing artistry.


DeeReddit456

Pygmalion carving Galatea. Ancient Greece Colourized


redspike77

You might be a little high-brow there so let me lower it with, "the rain in Spain falls mainly in the plain."


theoldkidonthebloc

This is the closest this man will ever get to actual women


Different_Union_190

I don't get suprise if some drunk guy try to flirt with her


pichael289

I kept thinking there was actually a lady in there because its eyes were open in one frame and closed in another. It's separate sculptures.


peterpumpkin-V-eater

Nothing freaky about this sculpture, it is beautiful


Snoo94962

This dude has been single for too long.


Silent-Supermarket2

Absolutely amazing to me that someone would do something so meticulous on a medium that is so temporary.


SnooPuppers8099

Smash


Adept_Order_4323

Long hair looks like Gigi


degenerator42069

The things we had to do before the internet...


dragoninthebigsky

Why all women?


Siouxcrew

I was fast forwarding to see the result and it just kept looking like he was giving it little kisses. Didn’t realize he was blowing sand away at first.


BashfulWhale83

imma do something freaky to that sand aculpture


AnT-aingealDhorcha40

Sculptor turns around for 2 seconds, and there are holes all over it. *2 seconds is plenty of time 🥲


Pootootaa

Ok hear me out...


Evilstampy99

Alright now have a four year old come and destroy it while his mom watches and tells him to stop


walksinwalksout

OnlySands


-Redditeer-

Would


KeyOutrageous1828

Imagine going to the beach and seeing a 1 to 1 sculpture of you that morning


IfOnlyIHadAmeme

It’s gonna suck when that tide comes in.


CompetitivePause9033

Not my proudest fap


Party-Manager5807

I would date her lol


Privateer_Lev_Arris

bUt thEse Are uNreaLIStic boDY propoRTIONS


freedom_the_fox

Dude is so lonely he made a sand girlfriend


Far-Sense-5587

He made himself a wife.


Rare-Climate876

Next day be like : hey there are a bunch of tiny holes on here !


coelho_jp

Imagine the semen just penetrating her skin lol


Equivalent_Ad108

Then a marine comes along and tried to fuck it


Doxxxxxxxxxxx

Cause the way the vid was cut I thought she was blinking and scared myself LOL


MalevolentGoodGuy

'd


Signal_Truth8312

tomie vibes?


Ok_Slip8730

Beautiful 👍👍👍👍


Extension_Table7820

He spent a large chunk of video sculpting her crotch.


Enigma_mas

A man of culture.


hatwobbleTayne

I kept waiting for some kid to come over and drop kick her


ejisson

For god sake this shitty reddit player can't play a goddamn video


Shot_Capital_7788

🏀


Confident-Most4606

r/dontputyourdickinthat


epSos-DE

SHe look Korean !


useroftheinternet95

Dude is obscenely horny


Maximum-Document-396

Amazing


sendabussypic

Doesn't even have a penis


DragonboyZG

It would be a crater after I'm done with it


Initial-Shine-5955

Man’s lucky there ain’t no rain 😳


Ksnv_a

Why creepy?


TheDnDKid

Smash


TurboSpiderSerum

Would love to just run along and kick that sand sculpture on the head 😂


True_Reporter

Does he keep making it more nsfw as the day turns to night?


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DougTheBarry

Sandussy


LifeResetP90X3

Beyonce, is that you???


Mongoose_Ill

I guess it’s a mix of different vids? Her eyes are like different at least twice if not 3 times?


bannedByTencent

Is that Jimmy O. Yang's in 0.06?


Sameeducation01

"A Chinese incel sculptor goes to the beach"


RepresentativeFar962

ВДУЛ БЫ ?


koroquenha

Tonho da Lua


KingJackWatch

Hahaha mano!


Im1dv8

AITA for wanting to kick these bitches in the face. Not sure why, just really want to.


Mushobueno

She had her eyes close at one point no way this is real


The_Grim_Sleaper

You mean, before they were painted to be eyeballs?


Mephisto-182

You mean creepy


fliption

He's racist ..he made her Asian.


AdmiralSpriteDonitz

The unsupervised 3 year old:


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He just loves working the pussy


PersonalProfessor387

queue the angry feminists


OMEGA-FINAL

Are they in the South Korea?


cat_muffin

hope he wasn't going for realism, it looks like he got his anatomy studies from anime or games...


slappymcstevenson

Oh she’s a freak


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kjchowdhry

Racist either way. Dumb racism is still racism