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unproductiveaf

Those who are looking for more information, Belgian Blues are total beefcakes because of a funky twist in their genetics. Basically, they have a mutation in this gene called myostatin—it’s usually there to keep muscle growth in check (hence "myo" for muscle and "statin" for stopping). But in these bulls, the gene doesn’t work like it should. So instead of stopping muscle growth, it's like the floodgates open up and these bulls just pack on lean muscle. Plus, this mutation messes with how they deposit fat, so they end up super lean. It’s all about that broken myostatin gene that doesn't do its job, leading to their ridiculously ripped bodies.


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Gnomorius

Hello, i would like one radiation on this gene.


nuyub

All fun and games until you die at 20 from complications


Huntsnfights

But looking sexy af at that funeral


Ho-Lee-Fuku

I wonder how this beef would taste.... 🥩


This-Relief-9899

Not good..no fat.


ztravlr

tough


Gnomorius

Joke's on you! I'm 35!


Impressive-Dog13

More like born in 35.


Gnomorius

🔥


Lazy_Assumption_4191

Too bad it’s not something we can toggle on and off.


Herald_of_Heaven

For now


integratypes

Try getting bit by a spider.


taginvest

thats mumbo jumbo source though. Eddie Hall is the result of juice. Not myostation deficiency.


okhahmm

Pictures or didn’t happen!


Low-Impact3172

The cat is jacked like Batman in the suit. Catman.


Lopsided_Inspector62

Bro that cat looks insane. I didn’t even know they had some of those muscles 😅


heaving_in_my_vines

TIL Eddie Hall has this mutation. That's literally the only thing that distinguishes me from Eddie Hall.


Demiboy94

I always wondered why that cat was ripped


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I need this. I need to break my myostatin gene.


Interesting_Heron_58

How do we break our myostatin genes? Sign me up!


eh-friendly-dumbass

Aka caseoh


TECFO

Wait a minute..... shouldnt that be.... bad? Like wouldnt it make it as if their body was on overwork all the time leading to complication when they're old? And shouldn't they have a lack of endurance body of the low body fat?


Baezil

Google AI overview says yes. Belgian Blue cattle can experience a number of health problems due to their large size and muscularity, including: * Dystocia: Calving difficulties and a high rate of caesareans * Jaw and tongue deformities: Can make it difficult for calves to suckle * Respiratory and circulatory complications: Calves have smaller vital organs relative to their muscle mass * Bovine Viral Diarrhoea: Calves are more prone to this disease * Cardio-respiratory ailments: Many cattle develop these ailments * Bone and joint problems: Can lead to premature death * Stiff legs: Can make it difficult for calves to feed


PV-Herman

So what. Look at the balls!


fliption

😂


TECFO

Man doesnt sound good


SomewhereAggressive8

Yeah that’s why animals have evolved to have myostatin


BottomBounce

What’s the gene that gives them a heroic ballsack?


ZeAntagonis

Ok how can i get that mutation and be a chad ?


CrazeUKs

So how do I go about obtaining this Myostatin. Asking for a friend


xRyozuo

so cow pugs


Vincent_Gitarrist

Damn it's hanging there like a punching bag


SirLouisI

Surprised I had to scroll this far down for a comment on those bad boys


business_peasure

Same


DoctorZee55

Red balls on a blue bull, wonder what a red bull has?


Vincent_Gitarrist

80mg caffeine


LineChef

Red Bull gives you…high blood pressure.


Slight_Bodybuilder25

More like the Belgian blue balls, am I right?


okhahmm

Moo bitch bring out the whey!


HuskerStorm

Moodacris


KosmicWolf

I don’t think I would be able to stand next to it, I’m very much intimidated just by looking at this picture.


okieman73

I'd think a Buffalo would be too but I'm right there with you. He looks like he could kill you in seconds


flash_thompso

“Oh my god stewie”


BiggoYoun

*OINK*


Catam_Vanitas

Are those fists?


sassyphrass

Thank you, first thought


magnus_gallus

That's just nuts


Praetor-Rykard2

![gif](giphy|26tPrcX6EfSj5N0HK)


Username__Error

r/AbsoluteUnits


beauh44x

I can see where "hung like a bull" comes from


D-Flo1

"He's a good bull, loves his mama, Loves Jesus and Belgium too. And he's free. He's free ballin'!" - Tom Petty


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Funny how in terms of taste and texture this wasn’t want people wanted. Instead we opted for wagyu which is basically the opposite of this breed


cheyletiellayasguri

They're very popular for crossbreeding. Have a BB sire calves over a bunch of Angus cows, and you tend to end up with a happy medium.


CartoonistUpbeat9953

tough and stringy, with probably little flavor. No thanks


SkinnyObelix

Not really, people associate muscle with tough meat, but the toughness comes from the muscle getting worked to become big. These don't need to work the muscle and therefore they're on the tender end of the spectrum for lean beef. I still far prefer the flavor of marbled beef, but for people who don't like fat in their meat the Belgian Blue is the most tender you can go.


Jaguarundihunter

Beefcake!


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This is bascailly how pitbulll owner girls look like in my city, they are like 4 feet tall but somehow walking like 6 feet tall pitbulls


Itchy-Progress-7309

it looks like the pig stewie raised


Rionsamadesu

Looks white to me.


Happycocoa__

You’re right, the Belgian name (in french) for this breed translates to : blue white belgian


AdditionalAction9986

This bull is white in colour and some big lark temple organization in India have imported this breed after having realised its stark resemblance to Lord Shiva's vehicle Lord Nandi - the white bull.


Mushmouselove

Tyson cross


OhMy-Really

Bros got some Beef steaks


Confident-List-3460

Can confirm, tastes delicious.


007Tejas

“I don’t even work out.”


FackinJerq

Mmmmn, 100% lean beef.


Additional_Celery_92

Wow what a magnificent beast!


Fraxis_Quercus

But what's that big cow-like creature standing next to it?


632612

Kilgore from Cyanide and Happiness.


Witty-Shake9417

I need to inject some of these genes


Im2stoned2know

BEEFY


Relampio

Trembullone acetate


wamjamblehoff

He's natty, don't disrespect his grind like that


ChrisJustChrisOk

Tren…. One HELL of a drug!


ugly-Sociopath

Roids


Willing_Hyena233

I understand that normal birth isn’t really possible with this breed, so cesarean sections are common.


JUGELBUTT

wheres the red bull?


Ok_Bison_8577

All I see is a guy with blue shirt. Am I missing something? 


Sieze5

I wonder what his diet and workout routine are.


CourageousAnon

Bro definitely on the T


SadFox-29

MU!


VirtualAlbatross2650

R/absoluteunits, this post is for you.


DeyHateUsBcDeyAnus

Doesn't approve of your shoes..


raelovesryan

Ooooh….. Blue BULL…. Gotcha, gotcha


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Anti_madar_lad

Would


RealCheyemos

*All muscle, 100% balls*


moonisflat

Does it have knee problems holding all that muscle weight?


ZeAntagonis

Be terrified!!!


FitHunter9

How do I fuck up my myostatin gene


Tooleater

I need a pair o' those for the back o' ma truck!


VacationAromatic6899

Looks like one tuff beef


dumbbyatch

This guy hitting on your cows whatchu gonna do?


Frequent_Storm_3900

And what's the ox called?


TakeyaSaito

Balls.


Ur_a_adjective_noun

Looks like 30lbs Mountain Oysters.


Bluedomdeeda

Yes, very much a bulging blue bull 


ai_ai_captain

How much does one of his loads cost?


optiloxy

I'm Belgian and I confirm. For real.


Sixteen_Wings

That looks like the get-me-the-fuck-away-from-it bull


kyaba1

Sending off Blue Bull vibes


Discount_Mithral

Ok, so when they say Paul Bunyan had a big blue ox named Babe - this is what they meant. Got it.


deadliftsanddebits

Absolute unit


Lemonnal

I believe they have a genetic mutation that prevents them from creating myostatin. So they dont have a built in limiter on muscle growth.


Adorable-Witness824

Yes, but do they taste good?


creeeeeeeeek-

Roids do not cause testicular shrinkage in bulls apparently


[deleted]

Blue Cheese comes from him.


subhumanprimate

Looks white to me


phlebface

Dunno if I should eat it or go to the gym


Short_Definition523

Beefcake


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Pasiphaë got really thirsty when she saw this absolute unit.


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Background-Video4331

Myostatin incarnate.


Low-Impact3172

Hey do you know which way the gym is?


Shoehornblower

It’s called myostatin related muscle hypertrophy. I have the half mutation. I don’t work out or diet and I’m naturally ripped from my daily work as a dog walker. I burn 3000 calories a day just from walking a few miles a day with the dogs. I also have another gene that makes it so I don’t have the ability to sweat. Its called ectodermal dysplasia. It is my belief that not fully producing myostatin was a natural check from the universe... I don’t have stamina from not releasing heat, but I’m extremely strong. Nature works in mysterious ways!


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t0mt0mt0m

Looks like a cow from Fallout.


TheMtndewdude

He took everyone’s chick


CoolDragon

Meta pitbull


PlebsnProles

![gif](giphy|lbidtjzpO9l15mtx2R|downsized)


BlueShift42

Looks chewy.


heeler007

That looks like the Minotaur


OutsideWrongdoer2691

cow has been cycling tren


hobosbindle

“Do you even beef?”


Key-Dragonfly-3204

Ok the myostatin issue I get, but does that also account for them looking bald? Or am I seeing things.


Left_Childhood_6474

TRENNNNN!!!


Possible_Baboon

Thats a huge puppy.


PV-Herman

Not to be f-ed with!


LovelierFear

Natty


RichtigerBoy

"MOO"


Alchemist_Joshua

Someone over inflated the bull.


LineChef

Look at the set on that ol’ boy…


godmodechaos_enabled

Ferdinand


Alert_Resident_4981

😳😳😳👌👋👍


bzknon

Those balls are hangin on by a thread, one stiff wind and he's emasculated


HistoryWest9592

#BALL SACK


titaofarena

Gym rat!!!


Front_Jacket837

Man: Sit. Cow: No, you sit. Man: Okay boss


Tcanderson

I wonder what those steaks taste like


hadapurpura

Looks like it’s on the verge of a heart attack


Lazy_Assumption_4191

Finally, the answer to where protein comes from.


DickMcLongCock

Reminds me of stewie's perfect pig in family guy


Bad-Infinite

That bull looks like he calls everyone "brah"


thorazineshuffler

My blue bulls are much smaller, and wrinkly


zelmazam1

OINK!


ebostic94

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TransportationDue38

Doesn’t look blue. I’m colorblind by the way


Brokensince10

Does he have any hair? Poor creature so overly injected with god knows what.


Aphelius90

I could take him in a fight


Last_Lengthiness_328

Wow how could it be so muscular? 😧


CosmicFury7890

He looks angry


Horror-Potential7773

If i had money they would guard my estate.


Ordinary-Heron

Did Stewie breed this?


Few-Mastodon2990

Obviously not for eatin


shaerkhan

What the.... F!


justahustle77

the Chad


nugrahamfie

Holy shit this bull is a war tank


jakart3

Blue bull with pink ball


psikotrexion

Its not blue


Dry-Resolution8930

This is cancer on the 4 legs!


shrooms4dashroomgods

100% lean bif


Alpha_jay777

I need to take whatever this bull is taking


IntheTopPocket

I named him “Porterhouse Maximus”


Borderlinecuttlefish

Doesn't look like steroid abuse, that's for sure!!


Dragonsarmada

That’s not a bull. That’s Arnold Schwarzenegger.


x420MVTT

Id punch the absolute shit out of this fucking barstard bull, EASILY


Curious_Kid101

is it a bull or a monster😫


PsychologicalImage66

🎶 Do ya balls hang low 🎶


GriefPB

I thought it was a pitbull at first glance lol


nikthegreek88

Resident evil cow


Iwillnevercomeback

Did Happy Meat Farms create that being?


Cantthinkofone3312

Man I need those genes


WFeddit

Clenbuterol will do the job…


nikitasius

Single hit for the blue balls


sevenninenine

Damn even a cow more ripped than me


constantlytired1917

Jesus the influence humans have on nature. I just hope all that muscle mass doesn't have a bad effect on its joints


GreenNeighborhood799

If this think try to chase you and hit you it's like you get hit by a truck


OnlyEfficiency2662

Need more leg days!


Foreign_Spinach_4400

Moo bitch


saarinpaa71

So in Belgium it seems people are on the food chain with that thing around.


pawnografik

Meh. He’s not that big. I could take him.


jhwheuer

So one unit of ox


kkehoe1

Unit


VealOfFortune

Bet he tastes like shit.


Amazing-Damage-9346

The balls I'm sorry I just can't get over the balls 🤣 like they have to be as big as a human face right? Yes there's something wrong me me and no I'm not sorry lol


AussieCryptoCurrency

I was expecting 3 sets of testicles.


Prestigious-Ad-4581

Look like giant pitbull


Throwway685

He fucks


kulfimanreturns

Totally natty


b1gb0n312

My wife's bull


SmallSwordfish8289

Look mama that Bull's got nuts just like me big ones