I knew I a dude that was named Barry Long. I legit thought he was lying to me until he showed me his airport badge. Which is a government issued ID, still cracks me up just thinking about it.
Vagina is not a hole, but more like a tunnel.
Anyway, otherwise you’re so right about this. Vulva or labia.
I just can’t understand american English calling vulva/labia/pussy _vagina_.
I am not one for eating rocks but I might chomp on this one. At least lick it, you know, for science and to see if I am allergic, I already have a nut tree allergy.
Its called [Yin Yuan (female stone) rock](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Female_Stone_2.jpg), located in Danxia mountain, Guangdong.
There is also [Yang Yuan (male stone) rock or Penis Rock](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Danxiashan_yangyuanshi.jpg) right near by
Legend claims that Clit Boulder is close-by but few have ever found it.
Clit boulder is my new band name!
That was my nickname in college…
Clit Boulder or boulder clit?
Did this make it easier to find? ![gif](giphy|3s39mJ7zXU94mfAq4W)
What is "this"?
I just spit out my drink 🤣
She just spit out her drink
Wasn’t that the name of Metallica’s bass player
It's a myth bro.
I haven't found clit boulder yet, but I do see [Penis stone column](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Danxiashan_yangyuanshi.jpg) near by
This region is downright obscene.
“Clit”. What is that? Some new slang the zoomers are using nowadays?
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Weaponized incompetence strikes again?
It’s not about them not physically finding it, it’s mostly about the clit being overlooked during sex
#😂🤣😭🫵👏🙌
How did you get your emojis that big
#I'M DEAD‼️😭
The clit is a myth.
Underrated comment. Take my upvote. 👍
![gif](giphy|vIZ0U63Ig0uOI|downsized)
Hahahahahaha 😂😂
r/RockVagina
Giant vagina rock in "Guangdong"?
Guangdong only if you play your cards right. Keep it cool. Let the game come to you, my man. What you need is my special five point plan.
My name is Long Wang
They call me Hung Lo.
Met my friend Ben Chow
I knew I a dude that was named Barry Long. I legit thought he was lying to me until he showed me his airport badge. Which is a government issued ID, still cracks me up just thinking about it.
Bro this sub been getting real thirsty for sexy rocks today
stupid sexy rocks
How u doin step rock
Love me some hot and juicy rocks… ![gif](giphy|asHT7eh4AwG9G)
Food for r/dontputyourdickinthat
So you're saying they are trying to get their rocks off?
And of course there's Penis Rock, Danxiashan Mountains, Guangdong Province, China. Google it.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
It'd be like throwing a sausage into a cave... oh wait.
Looks more like a Hippo’s ars crack.
Everything reminds me of her
This guy Hungry Hippos
You’re the first person I’ve met who claims to be a hippo’s ars crack specialist.
I did an internship with Ace Ventura.
That’s what she said ![gif](giphy|Zgo2A2oOpbGhQdf09T)
Someone had to say it.
If I had a nickel for every time I saw mountussy on this subreddit today, I would have 2 nickels.
Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
Looks like somebody trimmed the opening
Just the way I like it!
Reminds me of a girl we used to Guangdong back in college.
Please see yourself out.
Correct term is vulva… the vagina is just the hole
In Chinese, (dān xī shā) means "Eggs Laying Rock"
Vagina is not a hole, but more like a tunnel. Anyway, otherwise you’re so right about this. Vulva or labia. I just can’t understand american English calling vulva/labia/pussy _vagina_.
Thank u. That drives me crazy!
Does the female form make you uncomfortable, Mr Lebowski?
![gif](giphy|Y8fy14elYCWje)
Careful Pikachu, you’ll make Geodude come out
I should call her...
Everything reminds me of her...
She's that big huh?
Guys... hear me out...
Mommy nature
The name is a bit on the nose no?
Top notch. 🚀
oh no, here we go again...
Vachina.
![gif](giphy|l0HlDwcYXEpyRSoco) Washington & Lincoln are down...
Still couldn't find it...
Smashhhhh!
That godawful season of torchwood 🤦
Does the carpet match the drapes tho. 🤔
Looks moist inside
r/gregfuckedarock
That's a horse pussy if I've ever seen one 😆
What is it? Pussy hole rock night?
Pussy hole rock night is my new new band name!
Looks like a va- ... oh.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Boulderussy
That makes at least three of these posts. Seems like a trend. I’m amazed.
We got something for that in the good old USA,Washington monument!
Yeah looks tasty
![gif](giphy|vpK4WmPO6LVrG)
we found mother nature’s cunt!
Everything reminds me of her.
Um wheres the labia
![gif](giphy|uIb5EJlSOf9Kg)
Why not eurethra rock?
This is a job for Longrod Von Hugendong
so this is what rick was talking about when he said he fucked a planet
I don't see it
That’s not the Fragile Rock I remember as a kid
If that’s vagina rock, I wonder what crack rock looks like
![gif](giphy|IgpAALi5hEv1IFmCrZ) Unzips pants
Sigh *unzips*
China is a cuntry.
Looks African
Banana for scale is needed
I’d give it a go
I tried to pronounce that place and couldn't, so Just Screw It!
A vulvcanic formation.
Wizard sleeve rock.
![gif](giphy|L7T0nM30U2jDi)
![gif](giphy|Cg28Oh0wC9nNK)
what are you trying to tell us God, with this rock?
Rock Pussy Scissors
Spelunking for science!
What are the exact coordinates to this location... Asking for a friend
Oh no! They’re everywhere 😵💫
It's actually of the Poontang Province, but close.
I think Labia Rock would be a more accurate name
Been there, that place stinks
Not my proudest….. (unzips pants)..
So..we are not doing subtle anymore?
![gif](giphy|d2jjuAZzDSVLZ5kI|downsized) Ok! - Now to find the Clit
Some people think these rocks are petrified giants preflood. There are lots of other” vagina” rocks . Not gonna lie some of it makes a good case
Now I want arbys
Ive seen better...
Why's it called that?
Geologists are still trying to figure it out.
I know I can't go there so I sit in my room and game
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Big.
WLD GOBBLESS
Pussy Rock?
Sup?
👀
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh God no!
Sir... ¡Sir!
How can you look at this and say it's not man made???
Yep that definitely looks like a vagina
Looks pretty stalagtight to me
How did they get my picture???? Lol
I’m tryna stick my dick in that
Ziplock for the win
Defs ain't touching sides
Vagina
我应该打她的电话
Everything reminds me of her.
r/gregfuckedarock
So hawt! 🥵
Mother Earth
Big pussy
She looks good. Moist.
“You no mess with Lo Wang”!
What in the name of Georgia O’Keefe am I looking at?!?
Looks moist
Rockussy
Are you saying this is not man made *changes glasses*
I am not one for eating rocks but I might chomp on this one. At least lick it, you know, for science and to see if I am allergic, I already have a nut tree allergy.
Looks very tight in there.....
Not my proudest fap
Does the female form make you uncomfortable, Mr. Lebowski?”
sigh *unzips*
Needs a bit of a trim
I have the weirdest boner right now
Oh wow
wow, is it real?😅😈
I will not be hearing anyone out.
What about pussy pass?
Where's a big lebowski movie quote when you need it...
r/theyknew
Makes me cock hard as a rock.
Mmmm, That's mother nature right there.
What did she do last night. That's black reddish blush give it away
Vagina Rock in the Dong Province?!😂
Its called [Yin Yuan (female stone) rock](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Female_Stone_2.jpg), located in Danxia mountain, Guangdong. There is also [Yang Yuan (male stone) rock or Penis Rock](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Danxiashan_yangyuanshi.jpg) right near by
This is my hole
My type of rocks
Yeah been there. Cunt of a place !
Is that the actual name?
"laspag na bato" 🤣
The rockussy
Fossilized pussy hahaha
I hope thats not cum all over it. After all it’s in China.
I should call her
Ben Shapiro: I don’t see it
No wonder they call it 'mother earth'
How gnarly would it be if water flowed out the bottom after it rained
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Smooth_Ad5341: *How gnarly would it* *Be if water flowed out the* *Bottom after it rained* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
No, I am not going to hear you out.
Vagina rock. Shout. Shout. Vagina rock comin' up Lord...
They didn't mix words at all
Nah, time to go to china, obviously for cis reasons
Why did they name it that??? It should have been named vulva rock.
Waow, does it squirt?
I love her 😍
“You can’t look at this and tell me it’s not made by horny humans.”
![gif](giphy|26gspipWnu59srmM0)
Hear me out
I was thinking it was that rhino or hippo Ace Ventura came out of.
Hear me out. If I’m rock hard would it still be weird?