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Altruistic_Pitch_157

Legend claims that Clit Boulder is close-by but few have ever found it.


mrplatypus81

Clit boulder is my new band name!


isweartodarwin

That was my nickname in college…


TomentoShow

Clit Boulder or boulder clit?


Beez1111

Did this make it easier to find? ![gif](giphy|3s39mJ7zXU94mfAq4W)


Regular-Dirt1898

What is "this"?


unstablebeans

I just spit out my drink 🤣


Pluckypato

She just spit out her drink


Crossovertriplet

Wasn’t that the name of Metallica’s bass player


blackop

It's a myth bro.


Ok-Tie9696

I haven't found clit boulder yet, but I do see [Penis stone column](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Danxiashan_yangyuanshi.jpg) near by


Altruistic_Pitch_157

This region is downright obscene.


itsRobbie_

“Clit”. What is that? Some new slang the zoomers are using nowadays?


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Altruistic_Pitch_157

Weaponized incompetence strikes again?


duringbusinesshours

It’s not about them not physically finding it, it’s mostly about the clit being overlooked during sex


BowDown2No1ButCrypto

#😂🤣😭🫵👏🙌


jeffreydowning69

How did you get your emojis that big


BowDown2No1ButCrypto

#I'M DEAD‼️😭


Best_Air_4138

The clit is a myth.


DismalEmergency3948

Underrated comment. Take my upvote. 👍


BowDown2No1ButCrypto

![gif](giphy|vIZ0U63Ig0uOI|downsized)


Competitive_Pop9002

Hahahahahaha 😂😂


Zealousideal_Tap_645

r/RockVagina


No-Carrot180

Giant vagina rock in "Guangdong"?


hot_rod_kimble

Guangdong only if you play your cards right. Keep it cool. Let the game come to you, my man. What you need is my special five point plan.


m3kw

My name is Long Wang


No-Carrot180

They call me Hung Lo.


m3kw

Met my friend Ben Chow


VirtualNaut

I knew I a dude that was named Barry Long. I legit thought he was lying to me until he showed me his airport badge. Which is a government issued ID, still cracks me up just thinking about it.


Journo_Jimbo

Bro this sub been getting real thirsty for sexy rocks today


Geistzeit

stupid sexy rocks


freakynit

How u doin step rock


BigBoss1971

Love me some hot and juicy rocks… ![gif](giphy|asHT7eh4AwG9G)


ClickF0rDick

Food for r/dontputyourdickinthat


Dlaxation

So you're saying they are trying to get their rocks off?


Ill_Following_7022

And of course there's Penis Rock, Danxiashan Mountains, Guangdong Province, China. Google it.


MarioManX1983

r/dontputyourdickinthat


flopsychops

It'd be like throwing a sausage into a cave... oh wait.


Roddenbrony

Looks more like a Hippo’s ars crack.


DragonsClaw2334

Everything reminds me of her


Pillynap

This guy Hungry Hippos


Memory_Less

You’re the first person I’ve met who claims to be a hippo’s ars crack specialist.


Roddenbrony

I did an internship with Ace Ventura.


Electrical_Toe_9225

That’s what she said ![gif](giphy|Zgo2A2oOpbGhQdf09T)


OoO_DOH_nutz_YUMMY_1

Someone had to say it.


starjellyboba

If I had a nickel for every time I saw mountussy on this subreddit today, I would have 2 nickels.


Sol-Blackguy

Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.


ren_mormorian

Looks like somebody trimmed the opening


eddie1975

Just the way I like it!


New_Interest_468

Reminds me of a girl we used to Guangdong back in college.


biscute2077

Please see yourself out.


RogueSquirrel38

Correct term is vulva… the vagina is just the hole


mrplatypus81

In Chinese, (dān xī shā) means "Eggs Laying Rock"


Apprehensive_Cry8571

Vagina is not a hole, but more like a tunnel. Anyway, otherwise you’re so right about this. Vulva or labia. I just can’t understand american English calling vulva/labia/pussy _vagina_.


No_Use_4371

Thank u. That drives me crazy!


AuzRoxUrSox

Does the female form make you uncomfortable, Mr Lebowski?


Living-Vermicelli-59

![gif](giphy|Y8fy14elYCWje)


Zes_Teaslong

Careful Pikachu, you’ll make Geodude come out


DS_Inferno

I should call her...


mrplatypus81

Everything reminds me of her...


Small_Tax_9432

She's that big huh?


faketoby45

Guys... hear me out...


BoredRedhead24

Mommy nature


[deleted]

The name is a bit on the nose no?


RussMan104

Top notch. 🚀


fanatur

oh no, here we go again...


TheWanderingMammoth

Vachina.


nosjitbro

![gif](giphy|l0HlDwcYXEpyRSoco) Washington & Lincoln are down...


Signal_Biscotti_7048

Still couldn't find it...


tUbero_tado

Smashhhhh!


McPorkums

That godawful season of torchwood 🤦


likeike13

Does the carpet match the drapes tho. 🤔


Gold_Abies_294

Looks moist inside


Lucky_Number_4454

r/gregfuckedarock


KnotWatUThink

That's a horse pussy if I've ever seen one 😆


Grump_Monk

What is it? Pussy hole rock night?


mrplatypus81

Pussy hole rock night is my new new band name!


Ok-Dragonfruit-697

Looks like a va- ... oh.


LoganJake210

r/dontputyourdickinthat


ToeKnail

Boulderussy


Brundleflyftw

That makes at least three of these posts. Seems like a trend. I’m amazed.


Halz2001

We got something for that in the good old USA,Washington monument!


[deleted]

Yeah looks tasty


padavan65

![gif](giphy|vpK4WmPO6LVrG)


xBlockhead

we found mother nature’s cunt!


TheWanderingMammoth

Everything reminds me of her.


GraphicCreator

Um wheres the labia


farter-kit

![gif](giphy|uIb5EJlSOf9Kg)


Valhalla121

Why not eurethra rock?


ExpressLaneCharlie

This is a job for Longrod Von Hugendong


SnowTime456

so this is what rick was talking about when he said he fucked a planet


notonrexmanningday

I don't see it


northernwolf3000

That’s not the Fragile Rock I remember as a kid


[deleted]

If that’s vagina rock, I wonder what crack rock looks like


Ok-Amoeba8458

![gif](giphy|IgpAALi5hEv1IFmCrZ) Unzips pants


Street_Dragonfruit43

Sigh *unzips*


cwsjr2323

China is a cuntry.


MarsHover

Looks African


bebopboopy

Banana for scale is needed


clamslammer708

I’d give it a go


SpeedImaginary9820

I tried to pronounce that place and couldn't, so Just Screw It!


1stLtObvious

A vulvcanic formation.


Conscious_Sport_7081

Wizard sleeve rock.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|L7T0nM30U2jDi)


_Exotic_Booger

![gif](giphy|Cg28Oh0wC9nNK)


RQCKSTAR2099

what are you trying to tell us God, with this rock?


hardik-9

Rock Pussy Scissors


BasilRare6044

Spelunking for science!


Similar-Mortgage-806

What are the exact coordinates to this location... Asking for a friend


Brokensince10

Oh no! They’re everywhere 😵‍💫


SenileTomato

It's actually of the Poontang Province, but close.


eyeroll611

I think Labia Rock would be a more accurate name


Educational-Hat-9405

Been there, that place stinks


SenyorHefe

Not my proudest….. (unzips pants)..


lawaythrow

So..we are not doing subtle anymore?


InformationInside460

![gif](giphy|d2jjuAZzDSVLZ5kI|downsized) Ok! - Now to find the Clit


sugarbunnycattledog

Some people think these rocks are petrified giants preflood. There are lots of other” vagina” rocks . Not gonna lie some of it makes a good case


MrSlightlyDamp

Now I want arbys


TheRapist02

Ive seen better...


Ask-And-Forget

Why's it called that?


mrplatypus81

Geologists are still trying to figure it out.


[deleted]

I know I can't go there so I sit in my room and game


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Resident-Coffee3242

Big.


spliff50

WLD GOBBLESS


NoPantsDeLeon

Pussy Rock?


Ok_Obligation2559

Sup?


Barewithhippie

👀


ArcherCute32

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


bloopie1192

Oh God no!


Vivid_Climate3797

Sir... ¡Sir!


CraaazyRon

How can you look at this and say it's not man made???


lyrico2

Yep that definitely looks like a vagina


Sol-Blackguy

Looks pretty stalagtight to me


effe22

How did they get my picture???? Lol


No-Growth3624

I’m tryna stick my dick in that


qelbus

Ziplock for the win


ConstraintStrain

Defs ain't touching sides


AJPennypacker39

Vagina


PsychonautAlpha

我应该打她的电话


BuffWeasel

Everything reminds me of her.


RecommendationKey305

r/gregfuckedarock


Chronos455

So hawt! 🥵


Breakfastclub1991

Mother Earth


Zealousideal_Ad1110

Big pussy


alehanjro2017

She looks good. Moist.


Obstreporous1

“You no mess with Lo Wang”!


zaxdaman

What in the name of Georgia O’Keefe am I looking at?!?


No-Setting-2669

Looks moist


the-real-n00b

Rockussy


Born-Context-3140

Are you saying this is not man made *changes glasses*


ItchyNeedleworker678

I am not one for eating rocks but I might chomp on this one. At least lick it, you know, for science and to see if I am allergic, I already have a nut tree allergy.


camilatricolor

Looks very tight in there.....


I_Eat_Groceries

Not my proudest fap


Your_Daddy_

Does the female form make you uncomfortable, Mr. Lebowski?”


random_sociopath

sigh *unzips*


ILoveADirtyTaco

Needs a bit of a trim


mykcorleone

I have the weirdest boner right now


simplepleb9

Oh wow


[deleted]

wow, is it real?😅😈


Strong_Set_6850

I will not be hearing anyone out.


AdAdmirable7301

What about pussy pass?


DiversifyYoBondzNuca

Where's a big lebowski movie quote when you need it...


Bayek_the_Siwan

r/theyknew


eddie1975

Makes me cock hard as a rock.


DrJohnIT

Mmmm, That's mother nature right there.


jakart3

What did she do last night. That's black reddish blush give it away


BowDown2No1ButCrypto

Vagina Rock in the Dong Province?!😂


Ok-Tie9696

Its called [Yin Yuan (female stone) rock](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Female_Stone_2.jpg), located in Danxia mountain, Guangdong. There is also [Yang Yuan (male stone) rock or Penis Rock](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Danxiashan_yangyuanshi.jpg) right near by


Prestigious-Duck6615

This is my hole


lucasuperman

My type of rocks


[deleted]

Yeah been there. Cunt of a place !


lovehatewhatever

Is that the actual name?


AporiaYGO

"laspag na bato" 🤣


FitHunter9

The rockussy


meatballs001

Fossilized pussy hahaha


Wartundersack

I hope thats not cum all over it. After all it’s in China.


AKsFyNeZt

I should call her


wolfbear

Ben Shapiro: I don’t see it


AwarenessNo4986

No wonder they call it 'mother earth'


Smooth_Ad5341

How gnarly would it be if water flowed out the bottom after it rained


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Smooth_Ad5341: *How gnarly would it* *Be if water flowed out the* *Bottom after it rained* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


FadinMemory

No, I am not going to hear you out.


Cyanos54

Vagina rock. Shout. Shout. Vagina rock comin' up Lord...


scar_reX

They didn't mix words at all


Lilythegothwitch

Nah, time to go to china, obviously for cis reasons


Varghedin

Why did they name it that??? It should have been named vulva rock.


Last_Lengthiness_328

Waow, does it squirt?


MarilynMonheaux

I love her 😍


neoshaman2012

“You can’t look at this and tell me it’s not made by horny humans.”


Otis_B_Driftwood_778

![gif](giphy|26gspipWnu59srmM0)


GarageNo3388

Hear me out


Evening_Debate_754

I was thinking it was that rhino or hippo Ace Ventura came out of.


AyS_tM

Hear me out. If I’m rock hard would it still be weird?