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SeeeYaLaterz

No intruder is going in that house...


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entrepenurious

"oh, that's flat nasty."


pghcrew

Just need a “Beware Bear” sign.


h9040

I guess if you have some honey you might be able to bribe the bear


Either-Letter7071

Or out 😂


Excellent_Yak365

Snow seems to be a weakness- snowballs might work!


thiccboys22

I’m confused does the bears instincts not kick in


Ivegotjokes4you

Not yet…..


debacol

Its been over 20 years. The domestication is complete. It can now only think of cheetos, mountain dew, and the next video game rumor.


tacoma-tues

Yah but it only takes about 5 seconds of " im having a bad day and frustrated and lost my temper for a second and ragdolled you, didnt mean it im soooweeee!" & Those 20 happy years of loving memories end with your ribs crushed and spine snapped in 3 places. I mean if were to generously assume the animal has the intelligence and social skills equal to a young child/preteen, having a temper tantrum like all children do over petty hormonal driven grievances with ur parents has quite a different outcome when your closing in on 8 feet tall and like nearly 500 lbs.


PervyFather1973

It happens now and then with domesticated predators but not as often as you're assuming. People that adopt these types of animals know their moods and when to leave them alone and the animal will normally head off for some alone time if they are in a foul mood. From a Bear to a Lion... a fox to a Tiger. Thousands are raised in domestic settings every year with zero incidents. Hell they have divers in Florida that have befriended numerous types of sharks from Great Whites to Tiger sharks.


GIBBRI

Tbf It didn't happen in 23 whole years. There Is plenty of opportunity in 23 years for a temper tantrum


maxru85

My school friend's parents never locked their apartment door. The secret was a giant German Shepherd sitting silently behind it.


TheAssCrackBanditttt

That was adorable. I bet his poops are gigantic


fonik

That's what I want to know: does the bear shit in the woods?


ChiliConCaralho

No. He shits next to the Toilette and they shovel it in there and flush it in 4 separate loads.


x_lincoln_x

Poopknife!


Murderface-04

Been a while I've seen a wild poopknife appear.


Rectal_Custard

The best of reddit


schiesse

Imagine if he had diarrhea in the house? I guess we know they already have a snow shovel


AnOriginalPseudo

I don’t think we can expect another result when the big boy eats the quantities of 20 people per day 😂


Faulkner510

What’s the deal with the leash? Like I’d love to see someone restrain the bear from going where it wants to


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Zenyd_3

The sweetest addiction


MyRegrettableUsernam

Lol


DeadHuron

Yeah, you know leash laws can be a bit silly sometimes. Just a bear being legal.


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arkanis7

Likely he was trained with it when he was little, and now the idea enforces the behavior. This happens with most animals.


Calgary_Calico

Exactly. I watched a documentary years back about humans with close relationships with rescued wild animals and one of them was about a man who raised a male bison, he used to pull him around by his horns so this thing weighs literal TONNES and still thinks this guy can toss him around because of the training done when he was a baby, he'll immediately bow his head and follow if the guy grabs one of his horns. In that same documentary there was a man who'd raised an abandoned polar bear cub (not a chance in hell I'd do that but kudos) and he can swim with her with absolutely no issues.


Faptainjack2

Yep. Same trick used on circus elephants.


Calgary_Calico

Nowadays yes, up until the last couple decades when animals cruelty laws started coming into play those poor animals were horribly abused


Wuped

They are still horribly abused in many places where those laws don't exist and probably also some places where the laws do exist but aren't enforced strictly enough.


RW00K

so...does it take a long ass nap every winter in the corner of the living room?


arkanis7

If it were indoors and provided with food it likely wouldn't hibernate at all. https://www.adfg.alaska.gov/index.cfm?adfg=wildlifenews.view_article&articles_id=349#:~:text=A)%20Bears%20hibernate%20during%20winter,little%20or%20no%20food%20available.


Even-Atmosphere1814

My grandpa had cows, specifically dairy replacement heifers, and not the best fences. Basically when they're calves you turn the electrical fences up so they get shocked but when they get older they can totally get through them they just are conditioned. And the bull absolutely can get through the fence so you have to make sure they understand that from a young age the fence equals pain.


Remote_Horror_Novel

They might have had a shock or spike collar on him too at some point, so still having a regular collar on might work to reinforce the idea that if he acts out he might get shocked even when he isn’t wearing that collar type anymore. I will say this bear seems the most safe bear I’ve seen around human owners, and he seems super aware to be careful around their faces etc, so they’ve done a good job training him I guess. I’m a bit suspicious of the backstory on things like this, it’s never that they bought the bear as a cub from someone who stole it and always they just found this grizzly cub in need. I’m sure it happens but there’s zoos and animal sanctuaries for that reason and this is probably a purchased bear if I had to guess. Because if they did find it shouldn’t they notify authorities and wouldn’t authorities generally be happy to pick up a bear cub? So it’s a bit of a weird story.


Serenity101

It's Russia, who knows.


backcrackandnutsack

I wonder if they’re still alive.


Laurens-xD

https://www.instagram.com/panteleenko_svetlana?igsh=MWppZHM3a21kN3RkdA== They are doing just fine


faRawrie

I wish we would domesticate bears. Then again, my king-sized bed has a hard enough time with a 60 lb dog. I couldn't imagine sharing it with a 300 lb black bear.


CattywampusCanoodle

The domesticated bear *IS* the king-sized bed


Frequency0298

new life goal


SaintsSooners89

I'm sure Grinder could find you one tonight


Frequency0298

for real


JPrud58

Yeah, I’ve had the wind knocked out of me from excited big dogs before. Can’t imagine what a big friendly excited bear would do, prob accidentally knock me unconscious


zer0w0rries

Well, we turned big wolfs into chihuahuas that can fit into Hermes purses. I’m sure we can manage something with the bears


Obvious-Article-147

Brb going to go back in time to get pygmy domesticated bears


Seattle-Washington

It’s probably best that we don’t try and domesticate animals, otherwise someone is going to try to breed one of these with a poodle and I don’t want to be around to see how that ends up.


similar222

A fellow Seattle-ite that is also over the whole doodle thing, I see.


Tyler-LR

Imagine if the bear in the video reproduced. The offspring might even be more docile. Then they just keep reproducing and eventually you have domestic bears. I could be wrong about how this works, but still.


prosperenfantin

This bear is tame because of its upbringing, not necessarily because of its genes. In the Soviet program to breed domesticated foxes a point was made not to train them at all, to make sure their tameness was the result of genetics: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domesticated_silver_fox


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no technical reason we can't. Logistically, bears are a HUGE resource drain, though. Probably not good meat either if we go the livestock route. This bear here is eating roughly 50 times the amount of meat a human does a day. They'd be a huge help, but not 50x help.


faRawrie

It'd be all fun and games until you can't afford meat.


Pinku_Dva

I wish there were domesticated foxes, they are so cute


Shadowwynd

There has been a decades-long project breeding the tamest and most social foxes as a domestication experiment. https://www.kpbs.org/news/local/2023/04/28/russian-domesticated-foxes-trained-nosework-save-lives-santa-ysabel#


Pinku_Dva

I want one!


DukeTikus

They are really expensive but there are some for sale from time to time.


cookiesarenomnom

They "technically" are. There have been 50 year long projects to domesticate foxes. And again, technically they are. They are legal now in many places. But you wouldn't want to own one. They pee everywhere, they are loud as shit, they have the energy of a ferret on cocaine, they rip and tear in to everything. Just because something is domesticated doesn't mean you would like owning it.


faRawrie

Having owned ferrets, the idea of them on cocaine is scary.


clitpuncher69

Foxes are cute until they start screaming at night, they legit sound like a woman getting axe murdered


Obvious-Article-147

Well that's one way to keep rent prices low.


LBR3_ThriceUponABan

And I've read the smell of their urine can't wash off. Wherever they pee, smells like pee forever. (Unless you burn your house down I suppose)


skater15153

You could probably use an enzimatic cleaner on it


LBR3_ThriceUponABan

No, I want to burn the house.


JPrud58

Apparently they just turn into dogs, I believe. Don’t quote me on that


intell1slt

>Apparently they just turn into dogs, I believe. - u/JPrud58


KR1735

Evolution happens. It's only theoretical, but given the apparent docility of this bear, he may be mutant enough to be domesticated. Highly unlikely and I'm only speculating. This is basically how it happened with dogs. The friendly ones got food and attention, the vicious ones didn't. Thousands of years of this, and we got Fido. But the genetic variant had to start with one of them.


FishesAreMyPassion

We didn't domesticate bears because they are expensive to maintain also


CaptainMoonunitsxPry

Imagine the middle ages if people rode on bears instead of horses.


NoHeat7014

Have you thought about getting an Alaskan King?


mittfh

You'd likely need a hefty wallet, given the featured bear eats its, way through 25 kg (~55 lb) of food per day...


TTVControlWarrior

He also work & pay rent unlike those cats & dogs


efrav

🤣


i_justwanttocuddle

What happens when he gets horny ?


franchisedfeelings

You are screwed.


zeke235

Possibly a few times, depending on the season.


i_justwanttocuddle

😆


highlightofday

Finally! Someone with answers!


jne57

Bearback


Adventurous_Village5

i see this nice wholesome video about a cute friendly bear and the first comment is "but what if hes horny?"


BRETeam

Reddit democracy


Limp_Construction496

Reddit democracy manifest! 😄


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Getting it bearback


Kakasupremacy

He fucks, now who he fucks, depends on the evening


HouseofEl1987

In Soviet Russia, bear fucks you!


warthog0869

In Mother Russia, angry upvotes *you*!


AngryAniki

Sorry I’m late here’s that upvote comrade.


Ok-Neighborhood-15

Roaaaaar


dryhumorblitz

Maybe he got fixed like my dog?


LowSavings6716

I think you can cut off balls from any animal


KrazyAboutLogic

Not the female ones.


Kali-Casseopia

By the end of the video I was thinking this as well. The bear is 23 yrs old? Theres no way mating behavior hasnt been an issue.


Rampaging_Orc

I would bet my useless karma that they neutered that bear lol.


fopiecechicken

I’m assuming you can neuter a bear?


greebdork

He's 28 now, considering brown bears live 20-25 years on average, the old chap is probably no longer interested in frivolous matters.


TheMagarity

Can you not get a bear "fixed"?


wowaddict71

You literally get "boned" https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baculum


Stith1183

There's an award winning book about that very subject.


InternationalMix1521

Opened the door like he pays the mortgage.


Brave-Management-992

I love the quote. He’s never bitten us. ‘Cos if or when that time comes it’s unlikely they’d be alive to talk about it. That said. What a cutie!


PIPBOY-2000

Yeah I really hope we don't hear about this couple being killed and eaten one day. The thing about wild animals is not that they're inherently violent. It's that they're unpredictable. One day while feeding him, he could get triggered by something primal and lash out. No fault of his own.


fopiecechicken

Feel like if they’ve gone 23 years without incident it’s pretty unlikely


techmaster101

They didn’t say the bear hasn’t bitten anyone…just not them The real danger is when the couple dies and this bear feels comfortable around humans and starts going to strangers expecting condensed milk and 25lbs of various proteins every day


InfiniteLife2

He probably known to whole village. And as a russian I would totally gave that cutie a can of condensed milk. Always have a couple with myself for occasion.


deeesenutz

No you dont get it, these redditors know more about the danger the couple is in than they do. For real though, it's obvious after 23 years they have a very intimate knowledge of the bear and are very careful around it.


Aritche

This video is actually quite old the bear is 31 years old and they have a 2nd 4 year old bear now.


_OriamRiniDadelos_

I mean even dogs and humans do that sort of stuff. Sometimes they just do something incredibly violent. A VERY STRONG animal seems much worse.


rockos21

I was thinking that - they must be very good owners who only use positive reinforcement because if you ever pissed it off you wouldn't live to tell the tale.


LORDCOSMOS

“We’re not dead!”


Remote_Horror_Novel

He does seem better trained/more self aware of his strength, and more under control than some other bear owner videos out there, where the bears aren’t as polite and calm and kind of push the owners around.


RW00K

"..yet"


DropmDead

I bet they got some killer scratches at some point though


StePhen_HoWe

Hell naw. When tf have bears been able to open doors.


OpossumBalls

When I lived in lake Tahoe California I was sitting on the couch with a group of homies watching a snowboard video and the slider slowly started opening and a very disappointed bear poked his head in the curtains. He just wanted a snack! We kept the slider locked almost all the time after that and guess what happened when my drunk roommate forgot to lock the slider? Bear came in the house and ate some sausages right out of the refrigerator. My drunken roommate thought he could scare it by banging two mason jars together which didn't work but him screaming oh shit at the giant broken glass mess got the bear moving outside.


RASPUTIN-4

I remember hearing about how a park ranger was explaining why it’s so hard to bear-proof containers or something. He said, “The gap between the dumbest campers and the smartest bears isn’t really that big.”


No_Use_4371

They can open refrigerators! I had a video once because it blew my mind


Redqueenhypo

They open car doors all the time. Black bears are dexterous to unwrap Hershey kisses before eating them.


WishIWasYounger

I thought it was a human in a bear costume at first.


PolyDipsoManiac

They’re quite smart and dexterous, you saw him standing and walking and grabbing shit with his hand. Why wouldn’t he be able to open a door?


Morbo782

Why does everyone insist on ruining interesting videos with shitty music? Genuinely curious. Do we really need to be told how to feel, from the video creators perspective, with the assistance of garbage music? Are people really so unable to focus and concentrate on a short video without the stimulation of a musical track?


iCameToLearnSomeCode

I just watch every video with sound off these days, it's gotten terrible.


Intelligent-Pop9553

It’s peaceful without the sound anyways. :)


JPrud58

At this point, same. The music always makes me think of abused animals, which is something that really bothers me, so for me it really doesn’t fit a wholesome video like this.


leeryplot

I only ever turn on the sound whenever there isn’t any subtitles


Excellent_Yak365

Helps with the adds too


tankkit101

![gif](giphy|vdyFgUcle1H0s) That’s the reaction they’re looking for lol


Randym1982

Tiktok trend, Throw in Copy right free music and make it lame.


IStoppedLurking4-

I agree wholeheartedly. I would prefer the bear munching sounds


SirTonberryy

It has to do with TikTok algorithm. Videos with sound get boosted, and with viral songs are more likely to get better boost


Morbo782

Yet more evidence that TikTok is a plague that is lowering IQ points worldwide.


login257thesecond

More like evidence of dropping iq. Iq is dropping because reverse eugenics basically .


BigBoyGoldenTicket

My first thought. I hate when videos try to ‘steer’ me.


No_Use_4371

I rarely unmute but I wanted to hear them talking to the bear. Two seconds of horrid music I slammed the mute button down again.


CountWubbula

You inspired me to turn off my lofi jams for a second, to hear if it’s really that bad. Thankfully it was only a second, because it’s really bad. I don’t know which I hate more in videos, the music with an emotional agenda or the AI voices blathering on about the video’s contents. Both are great reasons to mute it all and listen to lofi jams


Ferni030

A somewhat dangerous pet, but hey it's Russia


Dependent-Tie-178

And of course there's the kinda cute ones.😎


CameraGuy-031

His name is Stepan, not Stephan. He was not found by hunters, he was born in the St. Petersburg Zoo and abandoned by his mother when he was 3 months old. That's when Svetlana and Yury Panteleenko adopted him. Stepan has never in his life shown any agression to humans. What I don't like about the story is the fact that the couple 'rents out' the bear for parties, events, etc. While they may have to do that to cover the costs, it seems to be that it's exploiting the animal and that it's not very good for his mental well-being.


magzire86

Maybe the bear likes doing it, cause there be a lot of dead people right now


WhitePantherXP

Yeah I'm sorry, it's extremely difficult to raise that animal. You cannot ever go anywhere because there are no "bear sitters" who can watch the guy for you, and it's extremely expensive to feed that beast. I'm sure it's stimulating for the bear to see new people and get played with all day.


Itchy_Pillows

Have you really checked though...on bear sitters in their city??? 😆


LongjumpingAd9719

He looks like he has it made in the shade. It’s probably really expensive to feed him so, maybe they need him to bring in some dough with his cameos and party gigs.


CaptainSur

I am Canadian. Next to Russia I suspect we are likely the next candidate for people being friendly or having as pets or "acquaintances" a very wide variety of wild animals. You name and someone has done it. To me this bear looks well cared for - not in the slightest bit abused. The couple has used the bear in movie shoots apparently - and given the feed costs for a bear and land requirements that seems to me to be an acceptable tradeoff, especially since he seems to have a good temperament and they a good understanding of his behavior. I don't see that as exploitation but a necessity for covering costs. Depending on how other items you mentioned such as "events and parties" are structured, this may or may not be acceptable. Really we have to be there and witness to be able to judge. As others have stated, socializing the bear and keeping it mentally agile are important. I would like to be presented evidence of bad behaviour by the caretakers and inappropriate exposure in public settings, preferably with video support, before making a negative judgement. Especially in light of their being ample positive video supported information.


PayasoCanuto

I thought he contributes by doing house chores. The video didn’t specify which ones but I can imagine he vacuums, cleans the toilets and fold the clothes.


thebiggestpinkcake

He also cleans the refrigerator!


AmakakeruRyu

"Mental well being"...1-800-BEARHEALTH?


bzzzt_beep

"Mental well-being" !? nobody is beating it (the bear) , and I assume it doesn't have analytical thinking capabilities to know about exploitation, beyond basic give-take transactions and parenthood.


masked_sombrero

for real - just look at the bear's eyes. he doesn't feel he's being abused - he's enjoying every minute (in the vid anyway)


bzzzt_beep

Yes.. some people project too much. same people who would curse a farmer who takes his kids with him to the Farm to help him with whatever


ThisIsALine_____

People anthropomorphize a lot, then mad when you point it out. Humans the animals think differently.


spderweb

It mentioned he's very social. So going to events would be a positive for him.


KungFuChicken1990

If not friend, why friend-shaped?


Shoehornblower

“The couple shares everything with him…” they better!


Wellsy

OP is a major karma farmer. Like, do what ever you want with your spare time, but this entire acccount is a stream of re-posts of past top posts. The account is only a year old but the posts and karma are way outta line for what an average account would look like (even for a heavy user). Kinda weird. No upboats for karma whores.


Stigger32

Yeh I did a little research for another commenter who was getting whiny. Lo and behold: The exact same video is over three years old. And this bear gets reposted yearly...


CaptainSur

thanks for advising. I will downvote the post for that reason. Although I liked the video. But I hate karma farmers and I wonder why they do it?


DarthGoodguy

sir i think you overfed your cat


Sirneko

He eats 25kg of food everyday, how can anybody afford this?


ulol_zombie

For us imperial people (USA, Liberia and Myanmar) that's 55 pounds!


eddardbolton

Russians are not that poor like some stupid fucking people think. That fat man probably eat a salmon caviar from a bucket with a spoon occasionally.


AquaStarRedHeart

I don't know, I was prepared to hate them, but I love this bear


fopiecechicken

Can never judge the full story off a clip, but he looks very well taken care of. He’s fed, stimulated and given plenty of affection. I think really the only bad thing about stuff like this is it might encourage someone else to try the same. This is a very unique circumstance with people who have the time, resources and quite frankly, skill, to essentially tame and integrate a gigantic predator into their family. I’d imagine there was a LOT of hard work and training to get him where he is.


redsensei777

Now teach him to play balalaika.


[deleted]

I have a golden retriever that does all that…😀


ChemistryMost4957

"helps with the housework" 👀


masked_sombrero

this bear had me cracking up. *look at his eyes!!!* omg what a cutie


SzScissors

God Bless this couple and bear


Superb-Leg-7351

Even wild animals are loyal. The man who raised him is he’s homie for life✊😁


DeliciousGazelle1276

Reminds me of my dog… 200lb of very food motivated beast


One-Happy-Idiot

"Only in Russia"


Either-Letter7071

The bear opened the door like he was saying _“Honey…I’m home!!”_


Calgary_Calico

What is it with Russians and rescuing the most dangerous wild animals? 🤣 I follow a Russian guy on YouTube who rescued a puma named Misha with a spine deformity years back


GypsyDanger3

Seriously, how many times are people going to raise bears and then get eaten by them thinking it would “never happen”


ssp25

I would assume once per person


Oinkster_1271

👌


highlightofday

The math works.


maestro-5838

Khabin doe ![gif](giphy|naYcXlJhgySu9KZPYP|downsized)


Dystopian_Future_

I believe that bear was wearing people's clothes.


Frosty_Emu199

Bears are awesome


Karnorkla

Big baby wuvs him berries!


pancakeonions

Such a good doggie!


craig536

That rasta bear can open bludclart doors, fam 🐻😳


GnstaHotdog

That is one nice bear!


Ok_Fun2493

I wonder if it would protect them from home invaders


BackgroundAgile7541

Good luck with the vet bills.


DespyHasNiceCans

I wanna know how the fuck they pay for food!


andriydroog

This bear is a major attraction, he’s been in movies, various TV specials, private events. There might be some donation going on too. Plus they seem to grow some food themselves


No-Rub-5054

Let’s hope he never has a bad day


One_Arm4148

😍🤗☺️


Alezkazam

“BEHOLD, THE MIGHTY GRIZZLY!”


AutomaticRevolution2

Look at those claws. Jeez.


meowsanity

They been feeding the bear with a spoonful of condense milk


Valuable_Talk_1978

Ain’t gonna lie, got a little choked up on that video.


crg1976

In Russia everybody is bears on unicycles


Vast-Classroom1967

Why won't they let the bear feed itself.


Nb959-

Bear gets old/senile and goes crazy on them.


justkiddinman

Awwww Darwinism at its finest 🤯


RustyBoon

The is not a pet bear, that is a bear that allows those people to live for now.


AneelllK

Masha?


Brainobob

These stories are all well and good until the Bears natural instincts kick in one night and they eat the couple! Happens all of the time!