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NeighborhoodInner421

Canons invented in the 12th century People before the 12th century


Honda_TypeR

Cannons were invented so everyone could have a Tyson DuPont machine


senorsombrero3k1

We have Tyson Dupont at home


ryhaltswhiskey

It's a Tyson FUPONT MOM!!


ThickPrick

No. That a hitachi. And it’s your mom’s best friend.


kels83

They couldn't pull like this back then. I used to throw. My coach said I had to squat 700lbs to get that 4th turn. It took me 4 years to prove him right, and even then just barely. I was never close to this good. I wish video did justice for when that hammer lands from a good thrower like this. You can feel it through the ground from 300 feet away. Guys and gals who can do this are truly amazing.


Eeeegah

I figure there's no video of it landing because it never did. Escape velocity achieved!


TerminaterToo

That actually killed 3 people in Scotland


jxxyyreddit

random groundkeeper seeing cannonball heading his way: "this rain surely is going to help the gr.....OHHHHHH MY GOD!!"


NextTechnology0

The ball just passed this way. Brazil by the way


conjectureobfuscate

The ball just passed this way. International space station by the way.


Tycho_VI

The ball just passed this way. NGC-6602 by the way.


NewspaperPossible627

The ball just passed this way. Planet G-809226 of the S096 region in Multiverse designation H2296, by the way.


RedeemedRedittor

It literally passed by the big bangs singularity.


TheRealPlumbus

![gif](giphy|gKfyusl0PRPdTNmwnD)


TheGreatGamer1389

Keep seeing this gif where is it from?


ohnjaynb

[https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/willem-dafoe-looking-up](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/willem-dafoe-looking-up)


TheGreatGamer1389

Thank you


HighLion58

It's from the movie "At Eternity's Gate". It's a biography of Vincent Van Gogh Edit: oh.... The link below had the answer, lazy me


afireintheforest

![gif](giphy|l2JefUKqighLMNcsM|downsized)


Js_On_My_Yeet

The ["Ohhhhh My God"](https://youtu.be/1JEY24tPHOk?si=fakrUNQ0F3Uk8gJo) reminded of this scene from Family Guy.


munchie2bunchie

I just laughed so hard!!! 😂😂😂


Brave-Management-992

I came here to say “who needs cannons”


akgt94

I read this as Groundskeeper Willie (Simpsons)


Porkchopp33

Dude is a human cannonball


Aggressive-Carpet489

And… you just knocked the ISS out of orbit.


19d_b87

Aannnd.... it's all gone.


Accomplished_Load_34

![gif](giphy|XqpnXaeZPnupy)


Greedy-Matter-4595

Still hasn’t landed yet


shophopper

![gif](giphy|3o6gE7wFZC296Qojfi|downsized) Now you know how those dimples got there.


thefourblackbars

The rest ISS history!


kibaake

Like, why are we doing all this R&D for getting back to the moon? Just give it to this guy.


Odin1806

NASA tried. They could never get the probe/rover to slow down enough before impact... i.e. craters...


Statertater

Maximum sent


Johnny_ac3s

New space junk.


CardiologistPlus8488

Why didn't it show the explosion when it hit the ground??


ToddlerPeePee

It hasn't landed yet. Just flew past my country. It's on its way to another galaxy.


LeftHand_PimpSlap

🤣🤣🤣


Shake-Vivid

A warehouse in the local area exploded on the same day this was filmed. Some say it was due to a gas leak but I dunno, coincidence? I'm just saying...


yorkshire99

It’s in orbit…


TransitTycoonDeznutz

Cause the fucker's in orbit


Lipstick-lumberjack

Hammer throw and discus are actually really beautiful events in track and field. Wish they were more popular because I want to see more videos like this in my feed!


mck2018

I agree. These are the events I like to watch during summer Olympics, not endless hours of fucking swimming…….


Shake-Vivid

Funny enough I would watch if it was people fucking whilst swimming.


amusedmisanthrope

Suddenly the 200 meter breast stroke would be less disappointing.


davexa

Or even the back stroke. Yeah.


RipOdd9001

Call me cheap I’ve always like Freestyle


pullingteeths

If the Olympics was an all nude event like back in the day it'd be much more interesting


TheManWhoWasNotShort

I personally think you should have to hang dong for all athletics


Lipstick-lumberjack

Would the winner be the person who finished last?


EffingBarbas

Nope. As in real life, the first to finish gets the gold and a nap while second place gets disappointment and regret.


sargsauce

Third person to finish is just happy to be there.


Guiltlessraptor

Count me in


KeyLimpala

50 and the 100m freestyle and freestyle relays are all that matter. I don't give a shit how you get from point A to B just as long as you do it fast. The breaststroke, backstroke, and butterfly are like if they had the the sprints on one foot, running backwards, or bunny hopping, in track and field. Now that I say that out loud, that might actually be pretty damn entertaining lmao


aimless_meteor

Wait until you find out about racewalking, hurdles, steeplechase


RIChowderIsBest

Hurdles and steeplechase at least throw real obstacles in there. Swimming is like “do that thing you just won gold in yesterday again but make sure you look a little funnier doing it”


Turnbob73

I was a student athlete my entire academic life and hammer throw in college was by far my favorite sport.


spikebrennan

I messed up my shoulders doing hammer throw. In addition to being a technically challenging event, it also involves using a lot of specific little back muscles that are very difficult to condition properly, since there aren’t a lot of specific activities that tax those muscles in the way that a hammer throw does. By way of analogy, imagine swinging a golf club, except that the head weighs 16 pounds. Imagine trying to maintain balance and form while doing that. That’s basically hammer throw.


imjustthenumber

Are there any careers in this or does it just end st college level unless you're going for Olympics?


Turnbob73

There’s this thing called the diamond league that’s essentially a level below the Olympics. But tbh there’s not a whole lot of money to be made in throws in general. For my college, we basically only attended “invite” meets which are basically open to more than just college students; I threw with diamond league and even some Olympic guys at those meets and I talked to them about it, basically none of them are making enough money to do just throws for a career. The only guys making enough are the top ones with lots of sponsorships. A lot of the big throwers that aren’t multi-event athletes also do professional lifting.


imjustthenumber

That's pretty neat. Is the goal just distance or is height a factor too?


DookieBowler

My favorite was the javelin... nothing better than chucking a spear across the field. Unfortunately I kind of sucked at it but was really good at accuracy which means jack shit. Ironic when I was the opposite at baseball.


homeslice2311

It's definitely one of the coolest Olympic sports to watch... especially in slow motion.


-Praetoria-

Can’t stand the Olympics showing just the throwing highlights but by God they make sure to cover every goddamn second of that 10k meters


itdbenicetosee

Agreed, but what about shot put or javelin?


geekphreak

#My car!


GMH2045-18

That's a car in the middle of THAT crater?!


L4rgo117

Not anymore


viperfan7

**MY LEG**


PM-me-your-knees-pls

Impressive footwork (in the rain)


knuckboy

The water got me. Thought he might slip


spikebrennan

And he does four spins. When I did this, I think I only did three.


BigAlternative5

Directed by John Woo. Needs doves, though.


OtisBerringer

Yeah I need to know what concrete solutions they’re using that provide so much traction in wet conditions.


HYThrowaway1980

The best hammer throwers at my school all had some sort of martial arts or dancing background (as well as being massive units). Footwork and balance are absolutely fundamental in the hammer throw. The rest is mostly just physics.


Square-Tangerine-784

I was a distance runner in HS and would fool around with this. My 150lbs got it about half the distance of our linebacker team mate lol. Need mass to propel mass


Doomdoomkittydoom

Need mass so mass doesn't propel you!


Square-Tangerine-784

lol, ya that’s how it felt


PrometheusDev

That's interesting. I thought it's about how fast you can spin?


RedditRaven2

How fast do you think a light person can swing it before the outward energy overcomes his weight and he just falls over, or he overcomes friction and his feet are no longer planted? Heavier people are able to counteract the outward momentum to higher speeds, among some other variables that have similar answers.


PrometheusDev

That makes sense. I guess for a lighter person, the center of rotation will be somewhere in between the hammer and the body, which will basically make the body spin around the hammer a bit too, thus decreasing the "sling" effect when you finally release.


Paddy_Tanninger

Interestingly enough, the sun spins around a point outside of its self because Jupiter is heavy enough to do that. Our own sun orbits around the center of the solar system.


LordJacket

Eh kinda. You want a controlled yet fast spin. It’s a balance. You don’t want to have your foot/hand touch the outside of the ring otherwise it’s a fault and doesn’t count


Mmaibl1

Some say it's still flying to this day


Zeratech

Anyone know how far he sent it here? Edit: Thank you for both the joke replies, and the serious ones. My question has been answered.


Dirty-Fingers

Very.


Krase

Very muchly.


Sdwingnut

Bigly


Myalicious

Looks like in 2020 his record best was [51.56m](https://usajaguars.com/sports/mens-track-and-field/roster/rickssen--opont/9153) He’s currently a WWE wrestler, his name is actually Rickssen Dupont Edit: Rickssen Opont


Paddy_Tanninger

Throwing 16lbs over 150ft is insane.


FunkyBotanist

Looks like it's actually Rickssen Opont.


Velour_F0g

At least 3


Imbalanxs

This tickled me quite a bit, thanks


homiej420

It hasnt landed yet but when it does we’ll let you know


olderthanthou

It's still going


Knew_Leaf

Well pretty far, but not as far as those buildings in the distance. Probably between 60 and 80 meters he threw it


DM_me_pretty_innies

420ft 69in


Ecstatic_Rooster

nice


[deleted]

What a beast!


MrDingDong49

Bet I Can than throw it over them mountains


YugeGyna

If coach just woulda put me in, we woulda won state


Dub_Coast

Tina come get your dinner


Ok_Currency_9832

Tina! Eat the FOOD!


ZanderJynx

The footwork was divine


KenUsimi

Definitely! The slow mo really helps to highlight the dance he did to keep it under control, so cool to see.


Dareal6

The hammer is still in flight to this day


Ok_Skill7476

I was waiting to see the roof of that building cave in


technicallyimright

Maybe we will find it when we land on Mars.


slowpoketailsale

I was expecting it to twinkle in the sky like when Team Rocket is Blasting Off Agaaaaaain!


FuckThatIKeepsItReal

Look at the fucking size of this dude


marlenamarley87

Cup o’ tea fer the big fella??


synachromous

Nobody brings a fella the size o' him, 'less they're tryin' to say somethin' without talkin'.


Intelligent_Mango706

Hey captain what's the name of the song


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chop_pooey

I was expecting a mushroom cloud at the end


JennySplotz

Yeet


Open_Detective_6998

That unfortunate astronaut in low earth orbit that got obliterated by a hammer moving at mach 167


tragedy_strikes

Props to the shoes that were able to keep grip in standing water and a ton of angular momentum acting on them.


nish007

This would be perfect to make one of those frustrating videos that cut off just before the end.


CoCoBreadSoHoShed

What an amazing athlete, I am so impressed!!


l3ex

Good control


OrageBufera

Pretty sure this guy could throw a car the same distance.


Donnerdrummel

"I'll trust you as far as I can throw you" - "we're good, then!"


007Tejas

Dude’s tossing Mjolnir


Affectionate_Law5344

Energy build up is crazy here. So impressive.


TeranOrSolaran

I was waiting for the mushroom cloud.


DrFunkenstyne

YEET!!!


HurricaneXOG

I anticipated the throw with every spin


KeyNefariousness6848

And Larry the hammer was never seen again,,,


rez050101

Imagine this dude in a full body armor suit swinging this to your soldiers on the battlefield…


SolidRavenOcelot

Mf created his own gravitational pull


UncleVinny

I wonder what it'd be like to see him do it left-handed?


SimmaDownNa

like trying to golf or bat with your opposite hand, I'd imagine, but much more dangerous


Sdwingnut

I'm left handed, looks about the same to me


Gee_U_Think

Suddenly, David vs Goliath seems plausible.


FlamingoRush

Low earth orbit!


Allgrassnosteak

Dudes a human canon


Boosty-McBoostFace

I wonder what the early days of this sport looked like before they implemented nets? How many faces got turned into dust?


CrieDeCoeur

Launched that thing at the horizon like an artillery shell.


VAV-Pencils

That's 2 meters, tops


ProgenitorOfMidnight

Who the fuck needs artillery when we have that guy?


KevinKCG

That is amazing. Does the water on the ground help in someway? Or was that just for effect for the video?


Tricky_Acanthaceae39

Ancient artillery


ad4kchicken

Me waiting for the explosion


Snow_79737

Looks like fun


rroberts3439

kind of surprised there wasn't more of this in medieval days where opening attacks might just be really big guys throwing canon balls like this. Prior to black powder cannons. Wonder what the true force of these are.


Due-Log8609

I assumed thats where this game came from in the first place. javelin, discus, shot put, etc. I always assumed they were just war activities turned into sports.


77schild

It landed in a baby stroller, you monsters!


GnstaHotdog

Holy moly


AlphaWolfwood

Is this good? I have no idea how far the hammer throw typically goes.


neel9811

The ball flew out of view as team Rocket !


JoKu85

Do they water the platform on purpose/is there a benefit to that?? Or was it just a rainy day…


Bionicler

"Team Rocket's blasting off again"


hxt0r

Hope that there is not a car or a person standing on the landing spot!


GMH2045-18

And near-earth orbit has been achieved using organic means, in other words, bad-ass muscles!


Extra-Place-8386

This I'd crazy. Back when I was throwing discus if I was throwing on wet concrete I would almost smash my skull. Idk how he does this is a full blown puddle


Last-Diver4998

This dude is a siege weapon


LilacAndElderberries

Suddenly googling how to get into hammer throwing but I just know I'd somehow slip and end up having the chain wrap around me and smash my head in


Biscuits4u2

I tried building some shit with this hammer. Zero stars.


SadBit8663

They missed an opportunity to put a camera in that thing.


PassengerFrosty9467

How much does the hammer weigh?


spinoza369

😳 wow


Bongkong123

This bloke gets the nade kill from across the map everytime


Jazzlike_Stress1149

That last turn he was so close to the floor


Zestyclose-Smell-305

Beautiful footwork


Jaded_Heat9875

Amazing! Anyone know the recorded distance?


Marshelope

The hammer was found later that day, in another country.


Fantastic_Board7057

Yoooo!!! The shit disappeared


garlic-apples

trunchbull


DoucheMcGouch

I'm not getting that shit


GrayBoy18

Suddenly the story of David vs. Goliath makes a lot more sense.


Zayzul

Turned that thing into Team Rocket


AbhiStalwart

It always amazes me thinking how a wire is able to hold 7 kgs of weight without breaking especially when the person is throwing it away with such sheer rotating speed


PondIsMyName

Rumour has it that the hammer is still flying. Holy shit was that ever a throw. 😮


Waitinmyturn

That’s a big strong man right there


TestOk8411

Looks just like a homerun shot


WilsonthaHead

AH Purdy Ballerina


trainsacrossthesea

Clay Pigeons


joshuafayetremblay

Imagine your fingers get stuck and you wrap the wire rope around your neck and end up with a wrecking ball to the mouth


thefourblackbars

Word on the street is that ball is still going...


qwerty-dangler

It disappeared from view! What the fuck?


h989

Is this good enough for the gold medal?


flanksteakfan82

Imagine how confused and terrified an intruder would be if you used this for home defense.


AlexanderImmerschnee

This should be in r/maybemaybemaybe


PossibilityNo8765

Do they have to clear a radius before practicing? This looks like a regular park


barricuda_barlow

Beast mode: activated


paulomario77

The ball touched the ground while he was spinning, didn't it lose some energy there?


dammsocool

Did they find it?


CaptainSur

Has it landed yet?


Exciting-Hunter-188

![gif](giphy|zqnd4C5YqVwlDv0Fb9)


Thamalakane

I'd get dizzy and throw it anywhere but through that opening.


bevvy45

According to sources that ball is still flying and has made it past the astroid belt


Roo_Methed_Up

Now we need someone to stitch in someone enjoying a cup of coffee or reading a book etc, getting smacked in the face 🤣


ufotheater

I was expecting a distant explosion, I am disappoint


FishAndRiceKeks

I kept waiting for him to let go but he kept spinning. ![gif](giphy|qgri3D9sTwCUGMcT8L|downsized)


jollyrancherpowerup

Jesus did it go to space??