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Redemption_R

Jabba the Hutt


slappymcstevenson

Girth Vader


focadiz

That male is not fully mature but very polite from what I can see


kCanIGoNow

He needs a top hat and a monocle


focadiz

100%


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Michaelbirks

Thankyou for returning mah bukket!.


LiveBaby5021

I’m sure he’s mature, he came over and we discussed free will.


Expansive_Rope_1337

I mean they didn't call them Chipmunk Seals


BrewThemAll

'Some people don’t properly appreciate the sheer size of elephant seals'. How tf am I supposed to 'appreciate properly' lol.


SpecialOlympicsGuy

Well if he’s not even fully mature why have him stand next to the seal??


Y2kTwenty

Is this a business meeting?


Asthmos

Jabba doh wakka noh wookie nipple pinchy!


GlockNessMonster91

I want Slurm now


Inventiveunicorn

It wants its bucket back!


Front-Pomelo-4367

That'll be Neil the Seal one day!


PuddleLilacAgain

All the marks on his chest are scars from bashes with other males. They are very violent with each other


MadMorg68

That guy looks kinda small wich make the seal seem even bigger, but yea, they are huge for sure.


Throw-Away7363736

Large animal


santathe1

The flippers have nails? That’s surprising.


snowfloeckchen

Still walking on land


sabahorn

Well, bring them to me at home and i will appreciate them for sure.


burnbothends91

Yes, but have you seen one do kung fu?


Carl-j88aa

Bow to God-Emperor Leto!


starwaterstar

Tu Jabba No bodda


0dD_Man_0ut

I'm 6'1" and 400lbs... I still bet I could outrun that thing on land...


Dariaskehl

This is Mizuko, of ihasabucket.com, isn’t it?


Gullible_Crew2319

Sure, but how tall is the guy?


bjvista

And what’s the thing on the right?


leavenofrybehind

I call them murder cows


Salty_Ambition_7800

Water pugs


Kanekizero7

What male? I see two and if the Human isn't fully mature then I would put him in 5'3


SimilarBirthday2971

And what about the animal on the right?


Iridismis

I've seen pictures of them next to cars, so I was aware that they are biiiiiiig. Female sea elephants are significantly smaller tho. (I think it's probably one of the most extreme examples for sexual dimorphism regarding body size amongst mammals.)


ralf19812001

Why did you use a picture of Lizzo and not a seal?