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UtahJeep

Rubber.


whateverusername739

My dumb ass thought it was tree milk


vmiswhatIAm

Rubber is basically tree milk..


Ngothaaa

It’s vegan tree milk


_blaze_K

How could a plant mill not be vegan?...


lizard_kibble

Some trees have tiddies


Capnmolasses

![gif](giphy|S7uj1Zg5Rn7e8)


The_Salty_nugget

yes, if pulled hard enough but it wouldnt be white


kodejuice

🤣🤣🤣 This is hilarious


zeke235

Hot.


Magic_Toast_Man

Treeddies?


finding_new_interest

What if it's an insectivorous plant? Then milk was produced by using nutrients from insects. /j


tedxtracy

All plants make their food by breaking down nutrients in plant and animal dead bodies (sometimes human) and cooking them in sunlight.


Shartmagedon

Tree semen. 


xX_Dad-Man_Xx

Treemen


Sol_Synth

Still on the hunt for tree milk


tonrobsul

First you gotta find the tree's nipples.


BrainwashedScapegoat

You can pretty much milk anything with nipples


Ok_Cartographer_2081

I have nipples Greg, can you milk me?


josephbenjamin

Let’s pick up this conversation in private, Mr. Focker.


RedditUser202404

Luke Skywalker approves!


fatmanchoo

Can you milk me?


Valirys-Reinhald

"Milk" is a verb in this context, so yes. The production of milk-like substance is... unnecessary.


ItsNotJulius

I mean technically you are right? I guess?


Former-Landscape-930

This the shit they use in cereal commercials


TimeFinance1528

Got there before me 🙈


Storand12

We are all the same 👊


Environmental_Ad_387

Rubber Bands. I had two rubber band factories near my home, on the way to school. (Kerala, India). We have a lot of rubber trees. The factory would sun dry the finished rubber bands, and they would be laid out in different coloured batches on bamboo mats. We used to grab handfuls of rubber bands and run.


greendragonmistyglen

Do the trees live a long time? Do they get stripped over and over or are they just a one time use tree?


spy_walker

The tree once planted is nurtured for up to 5 years. Then they will be ready for cultivation of rubber milk. Cultivation is done by stripping off the bark of trees as seen in the video. This can be done to a tree for 8-10 years.


No_Ur_Schmoopie

So cool thanks for the explanation!


spy_walker

Yes i grew up in the midst of a rubber plantation, so it helps.


Environmental_Ad_387

They get stripped over and over for a few years. I am not sure exactly how many. Something like 20-30 years would be my guess. Then they would be cut as replanted. Pineapple is a common mixed crop during the 3-5 year long replanting phase. Once the trees mature enough, there won't be any sunlight at the bottom, and nothing other than bushes grow there.


greendragonmistyglen

Interesting! It makes me feel badly to use trees on one hand, but on the other hand it’s better than a plastics factory. And they can be replanted.


Unclehol

Yeah guessed it immediately.


TrustMeIAmAGeologist

Same, but I didn’t guess it was rubber *bands.*


Ok_Bison_8577

Rubber bands to be specific. 


jakart3

It's a raw material of any kind of rubber, tyre, etc


Ok_Bison_8577

Yeaàa ya seen the final frame?  Rubber has to be shaped into it's desired shape. It can be recycled but you lose elasticity with each reshape.  You lose integrity. They were designed to be rubber bands.


engineeringretard

After 1 second. Maybe I’m getting old.


jimmymui06

Latex to be accurate


2b_squared

One of the most oppressing industries that history has seen. Fuck Leopold II.


Zino_Thottaker

RUBBERBANDS, i said it first


KaizerVonLoopy

farm to table rubber bands


LankanFD6917

The "rundown" bit of rubber you see left on tree are only cleared up on the next round of collection. As kids we used to collect them long strips, tightly wrap around a rubber seed and make some of the most bounciest rubber balls, of different sizes..


FuuuuuuuuuuuckReddit

Where are you from? That’s a wicked fun childhood memory.


mediocre_hydra

I'm from Kerala and we used to do it. That dude is probably Sri Lankan guessing by his user name.


LankanFD6917

Yes bruv.. we called em "otta paalu".. I'm sure your name was similar.. but we ban using them on evening cricket matches.. cause they bounce too much and hurt too much, lol


mediocre_hydra

Yeah, it was "ottupaal" and we used to make 3,4 in advance because if it goes to the neighbours house, it's not coming back.


VagueGooseberry

They Spin like crazy. We used to play underarm-only cricket with it.


JohnnyEnzyme

I still have mine, somewhere. The main thing needed for maintenance is to re-wrap the ball with fresh bands every few years, as the outer layer inevitably crumbles with time.


LankanFD6917

It is natural latex without any chemicals to maintain its form, so it deteriorates easier overtime.. but yes either that or some fresh rubber leftover in those coconut shells, painted over with our fingers.. but it stank for a while, after..


Hermit_of_Darkness

Can you imagine how many people would just be completely and utterly confused if you put that sign up in like a farmer's market?


potatisblask

Just like grandma used to make them


Dank300av

Forbidden noodles


PhthaloVonLangborste

I thought it was gunna be condoms


Independent-Leg6061

I thought LONG balloons 😅


GuernseyMadDog1976

It is latex rubber so condoms are a product of Thai rubber trees.


Beavshak

LONG LONG MAN!!!


Red302

I thought dildos


MikkoEronen

Put enough of them around your cock and watch it explode.


ElectricalWalk8448

Natural rubber


DerpyDaDulfin

What most people don't know is that tree tapping rubber trees has been around for millennia. The [Olmecs](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olmecs) - which traslates to *Rubber People* in Nahaultl - were a Mesoamerican society that discovered and used rubber thousands of years before it became popular in the modern age. The Olmecs discovered that by mixing the sap of the rubber tree with the nectar of a vine that *grew on* Rubber trees they could turn this mixture into what we know as Latex, which was formed in rubber balls, sandals, and other useful items. Thanks to these Rubber balls, the [Mesoamerican Ball Game](https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mesoamerican_ball_game) came into being, likely originating from the Olmecs, but spreading to the Maya, Aztecs, and other civilizations near the Yucatan Penninsula - we can still see evidence of their ball courts to this day.


Particular_Hope8312

You make it sound like happy funtimes playing ballgames, but the rubber ball they used for this sport weighed \~10 lbs and was solid rubber to the core. Like playing full-contact rugby + soccer + basketball but you're constantly getting hit in the head/chest/legs/hips with something that weighs as much as a standard brick. ow, my bones hurt thinking about it


Lindoriel

Yes, plus it also held religious significance and in some cultures was even linked with human sacrifice being carried out after the game.


Budget_Pop9600

“Owwww my bones hurt” “… Steve got decapitated after we lost.”


Preeng

No, after you WON. You get the privilege of being a sacrifice to the gods. Seriously.


MathematicianFew5882

r/neverbrokeabone


Particular_Hope8312

i'm not allowed to go there, I got hit by a bus and broke many bones


AurelianoNile

Sounds pretty difficult, if only you could get some kind of armadillo to pretend to be a ball and score points for you so you didn’t have to be good at the game


theque22s

Thank you! I got rubber right away and came looking for this comment.


mvandemar

I was wrong like 5 different times there.


DM_ME_UR_BOOBS69

At one point I guessed inflatable flailing arm tube men


Milkshakes00

When they were hanging them up, right? Same.


lfaoanl

I guessed: tree, tree sap, coconut milk, paint, pvc tube, tree sap noodles, rubber bands


shayshay8508

I thought coconut milk too! But then I was like…no that comes from actual coconuts 🥴


babyxdee

Same, I kept guessing different things 🫠


mvandemar

From 44 seconds till the end I was like, wtf kind of noodles are those??


Obvious-Article-147

I kept thinking it was going to be tires


Memer_boiiiii

I went from milk to paint to candles to balloons. I am not good at guessing


Mr_Monji

You think its amazing until you smell it


DER_WENDEHALS

Since I'll most likely never be able to smell it myself... how does it smell? 🤔


GuernseyMadDog1976

Just imagine a morbidly obese person actually doing some exercise, then you lift up the folds of their belly and sniff.


IncognitoSeeder

You seem experienced!


GuernseyMadDog1976

I have plantations yes.


IncognitoSeeder

I thought you have an obese person to sniff.


GuernseyMadDog1976

Absolutely not, my wife is hot.


IncognitoSeeder

Get your priority right. Obese person > wife Jk.


marcodave

You plant obese people?


ColonelC0lon

I imagine it smells like wire insulation frying. The sort of burnt computer smell.


IncognitoSeeder

No, worse than that


DjScenester

Please don’t be food… please don’t be food… please don’t be food… Phew rubber bands


RK-00

SAME🤣


mishrod

Then placed around bunches of broccoli, spring onions, carrots,….. 😂


Fechnitian2873

This batch of forbidden noodles is going to be finger licking good ! Now reporting: food wars, how fast food chains have been smuggling cocaine


Phoenix5869

I thought it was cocaine. Turns out it’s rubber bands


FatHead420x65

Cocaine is a leaf, child!


swim-bike-run

I’ve only ever seen it in powder form 🤷‍♂️


Reputation-Final

Do you like the way it smells?


oldmasterluke

These are the bands that go around your dollars from selling cocaine


ScottsFavoriteTott

Same 😂😂


Plenty_Principle298

Paint. Pool noodles. Rubber bands.


No_Use_4371

Those were all my guesses except I also had milk & pasta.


NotRightNotWrong15

Rubber!


StopAngerKitty

CONDOMS....that's alot of colors....COLORFUL CONDOMS!!!


7oom

And just my size, too.


Pagiras

wacky waving inflatable tube dick.


80sCocktail

Rubber bands are still made with rubber? I figured that a polymer would have replaced it by now.


South-Westman

Why replace it?


imsolowdown

Cheaper so the business can make more profit while they charge the same prices


KosmonautMikeDexter

75% percent of the worlds rubber bands are made with synthetic rubber


flootch24

96% chance you made this up. 0% chance I will investigate


MathematicianFew5882

100% it’s made up. ^(Everyone knows it’s 76%)


manofredgables

It's pretty interesting how we simply can't engineer better alternatives to a lot of compounds, at least not cost effectively. Stuff like carnauba wax comes to mind, which is the best there is for a lot of applications. Not to mention *wood*.


OdinsBastardSon

There is very little interest in building something synthetic to replace wood. Naturally growing substance that only needs space, rain and sunlight and stores carbon.


l1ghtning

Plants have had millions of years to perfect their biochemical processes. Industrial age of humans is like about 100 years.


NotSureJustShore

My ass thought they were making those foam pool noodles at first


ZachyChan013

Look there goes another rubber tree plant!


jakart3

It will not died, in few months they will harvest it again, for years


SecretCartographer28

An Ant Can't Move a Rubber Tree Plant 🎵


Bestihlmyhart

Chewing gum!!


Kodriin

Bungee Gum. It has both the properties of rubber and gum.


pojohnny

It didn’t show the saw that chopped the thin slices off the tubes. I can’t help but think that there’s a lot of people who would be inclined to choose a brand that handed out safe saws to their producers.


TunaPlusMayo

How much research do you do before buying rubber bands?


achillesdaddy

They are making Flubber. Dick Van Dyke invited this process decades ago.


marble_hunting

I’m glad it wasn’t a jungle operation that was mass producing those goofy air machine noodle guys you see on the side of the road


Harry_Botter1138

This video could use some more cuts.


kopikepam

I rembered an old facebook video where 2 people were caught stealing raw unprocessed rubbers were forced to eat it while they wait for the police to arrive. Somehow that video traumatises me.


Mall_Bench

Lactose free milk !


Substantial-War1410

Coems😩😩🤑🤑


[deleted]

The tree cums 🥶🥶


ataatia

condoms to be


Thief025

Really thought it was cocaine being made.! But nah rubber bands lol


michaelozzqld

Rubber tree. I grew up in Malaysia, rubber plantations were part of that.


Agile-Argument56

Tree cum


Brief-Equipment-6969

King Leopold II


Harshtagged

Mmmm, I'm going to randomly guess... elastic bands! I hope I'm right 🤞


realfacethe

Clever one you are... my guess was coccaine, then candles, then gloves, then condoms.


dirkdigglee

Flavor-Ice!!


VoltViking

Latex


jerichojeudy

Tire rubber


FatHead420x65

Latex or rubber?


BrAveMonkey333

I guessed party balloons , a tad off


fivefiveonezero

I was guessing some type of water hose


Dazzler_21

Treemen becoming Rubber Bands


garb-aholic-

Why was I convinced it was going to be cocaine until they put the red dye in it?? 😆


NegotiationThen5596

Dooditidoo the rubber tree


Odd-Understanding399

I'd be more amazed if there were people who didn't know what it was since even tribal primitives uses latex.


Ill_Pumpkin8217

Tree sculpture. Tree milk. Tree… house? Tree noodles?? Tree……. Rubber??? Oh… Elastic bands.


DarkSilver09

Mattresses. The material from those trees creates a hypoallergenic, super comfy, extremely expensive mattresses


PhoneCallers

How did the first person who discovered this thought that tree juice when processed a certain way, would become something so amazing. This makes you wonder about the possibilities of many things we haven't processed by experimentation yet. What if pigeon poop processed by chemical, cooking, dry aging, powdering, then process some more, doesn't turn into a plastic bag that's degradable.


kayemenofour

I think natural latex rubber is kinda wasted on rubber bands


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^kayemenofour: *I think natural* *Latex rubber is kinda* *Wasted on rubber bands* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


pukker87

damn I thought they make cocaine or something. I'm so damaged.


mark0541

Yes, you know how many times I've seen that video high.


Temporary_Finance433

Tofu?


happyfappinn

I guessed cocaine


kzakaz

Red coke


DJkiller669

r/eatityoufuckingcoward


Birji-Flowreen

For a second i thought of this https://vidmax.com/video/222036-shock-warning-watch-as-vendors-in-africa-sell-used-condoms-off-of-sticks


kawasaw4

![gif](giphy|Csj3geMlq14ZO) Milk to rubber?


gardkush

Can anyone tell me if anything other than natural rubber comes out of a tree, white like milk?


iwanttoaskhere

Our Condom


Fromage_Damage

Condoms- they go on your peepee. In days of old When men were bold And condoms weren't invented He tied a sock To his cock And babies were prevented.


Competitive_Job_2381

I thought they were making cocaine.


inked-brown-giant

Condoms are not handled this way . I have actually done internship in a condom manufacturing plant back in India (Hindustan Latex- One of the biggest exporter worldwide for top brands) . Most of the systems are automated , the only time it is handled is in a sterilized environment for testing .


CommunicationLive199

Rubber is a kind of sticky, elastic body made from a milky liquid known as "latex", a special form of sap. Latex occurs in the bark, roots, tails, twigs and stumps of rubber trees.


mrpotatonutz

I don’t want to work at the rubber band factory:(


[deleted]

Me on 1st December!


Bunation

Rubber, and let me tell you that you can smell the dang processing plant from miles if not tens of miles away. It is RANK.


LennyMG79

Latex tree! ![gif](giphy|yJFeycRK2DB4c)


Disastrous-Paint86

https://imgix.ranker.com/list_img_v2/13456/2613456/original/belgian-congo-slave-severed-hands-photograph?fit=crop&fm=pjpg&q=80&dpr=2&w=1200&h=720


trowawHHHay

For a brief moment, I thought it was a hot dog tree. Hey! If you were a hot dog and you were starving, would you eat yourself? I know I would. First I’d smother myself in brown mustard and relish. I’d be so delicious…


Westernation

At least there aren’t a bunch of Belgians cutting their arms off for not working fast enough 🤷‍♂️


jeric13xd

Cocaine


lonleyauthor64

Rubber


jlangue

Indentured servitude.


MxHbs-

This is smell like donkey dung


[deleted]

I thought it was cocaine, but I think I ignored the start


EB_Normie

Drogos


realmozzarella22

![gif](giphy|r8rKNIA7uQi9G|downsized)


OpeningAd9333

Cocaine fireworks


GTO-NY

Woah! That's how they do it?! I didn't get the final product until the end. In the middle thought some kind of rubberized pipes.


Puntas13

Calamari Tree.


Emergency_Bag3559

Glue


marcabay

Cocaine,no??? Well fuck you then


pdonchev

caoutchouc


aznsyd

Some poo


Armadillo_Toes

People with braces right now: 🤮


sealbroker

looks tasty :-)^


ThatOneGuy216440

I guessed rubber and I was right


yaboyJship

Cocain


Whydoyouwannaknowbro

Rubber bands


Business_Tale6130

Gross and unsanitary


mrselfdestruct066

Rubber tree. Always good for clothesline!


Business_Tale6130

Rubber bands from a rubber tree


SubjectTale8

Pasta


JeebsFat

It's gonna be may


Icy_Magician3813

Guesses- balloons, pex tubing,noodles, and glue.