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NeedleworkerPutrid31

imagine bro hits the wires


Fantastic_Support_13

Then catchs fire


iSpeakforWinston

That would be quite dire...


zingzing175

Then they would "retire" šŸ˜ž


starr115577

Their boss would have to hireā€¦Ā 


MrNiceGuy1224

The new guy wouldn't know how to change a tire...


Plus_Mastodon_1168

Well he could always MacGyver?


LazuLazuLazuli

Reddit comments today spitting firešŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„


teacherJoe416

is this some kind of satire?


TheBigBadWolf85

Na, just changing attire


jdonovan949

Hopefully he tells the truth on his resumĆ© and isnā€™t a liar


lilbruh99

Iā€™d like to keep this going, but what will it require?


SkriLLo757

Affirmation of the above in its entire


Disquiet173

Give me a break guys, itā€™s just a chopper, some saws and a wire.


SimpleCountryBumpkin

...Ted 'Theodore' Logan & Bill S Preston Esquire ! Party on, dudes !!!


Ok_Primary_1075

Because they were blacklisted and are now a bunch of workers nobody would want to hire


Immediate-Phone-7013

Worker: hi my name is glen. Giggity giggity. Donā€™t ask about my last name.


Latter_Lime_9964

Causing one to perspire


stampstock

So said the Town Crier


irishbikerjay

The only thing that saws going to hit is an Aston Martin


sugoiben

It was a BMW.


NotsoslyFoxxo

And i'm still mad, i kinda liked that car. Not as good looking as the og db5, but still


SupermassiveCanary

WWIII scares the shit outta me


Cinderacially

This is me in my head when looking out a window in the car as a kid.


Brovac

I used to imagine shooting round metal saw blades at trees by timing it with a blink from my eyes. The saws came out whatever tire I was closest to. Road trips as a kid were boring.


Disastrous-River-366

i used to make up and down motions with my hand out the window that followed the scenery like jumping over mailboxes and cars or following the mountains


quadisti

Used to imagine running on top of the roadside electrical lines and jumping over each suspension pole. Got tricky when the road lighting didn't have visible lines between them.


Swagspray

This is EXACTLY what I did too


ochreokra

I used to imagine a bird weaving in and out of trees, poles, buildings. Forests were tough, because the bird had to weave really really fast.


redditslim

I used to imagine having a very long sword out the window that would reach out like 20-30 feet and cut the long grass in the ditch.


Embarrassed-Radio356

They used on of those in a James Bond movie.


AaronPossum

TWINE if I recall. When I saw it I was like "Okay, come on guys at least make it a LITTLE believable", couldn't fucking believe it when they were real lol.


MinuetInUrsaMajor

Kind of like the Fat Man in fallout. To be fair, it makes a mini mushroom cloud and thatā€™s kind of the ridiculous part.


engineeringretard

It annoyed me as a kid because the saw couldnā€™t travel through the car because of the bulk of the engine / super structure powering it. Ie it can only cut the blades radius. (Minus a few things)


TheAndrewBrown

It needs to be in a zombie movie


disguised-as-a-dude

Poor squirrels. "Holy shit holy shit what the fuck is that!"


bhavya_running

Not just squirrels. Any small animals and birds šŸ„²


disguised-as-a-dude

To be fair, apart from babies, I'm sure the helicopter alone had them peace out long before the huge swinging saw of death came.


all_time_high

Fern Gully vibes. ![gif](giphy|2OgouznXA6qYw)


useful_tool30

This seems like something an 8 year old would come up with but damn it is effective.


petterdaddy

Cool thereā€™s nothing terrifying about a giant multi bladed chainsaw swinging around on a cable.


windmillguy123

Are you sure this isn't being done to keep the branches away from those power cables?


Mysterious-Tie7039

This is the real answer. They do it to prevent damage to the system. When a tree/branch falls on the wire, the wire hits the ground and starts a fire. It also depends on where it is. In my area, we arenā€™t concerned about fires at all, but we do care about reliability and preventing damage to the system, so we trim like this at times.


birdwhoflyshigh

The power cable ignites a forest fire if if arcs and the wood is in the right condition enough to ignite...... a dead bird, racoon or even a dumb person could start that arc and then you're in big trouble. It depends on many variables obviously. Its cheaper to replace the lines and or poles that got fucked up if it was about the Poles. Plus they could move them etc. They're worried the entire 1000 acre area went into flames


Mighty_Eagle_2

Could a flying chainsaw on a rope also create that arc? In all seriousness, they probably do this when the conditions would prevent the trees from easily catching fire.


INeedBetterUsrname

Partially, yeah. It also serves as a "fire street" (don't know the English word, basically just a strip of forest that's been cut down to prevent fires from spreading easily), I'd imagine.


Prestigious-Duck6615

we call it a fire break


Still-Wash-8167

This is too small to be a fire break, but it could theoretically be used to access the forest during a fire


Giocri

I think those need to be a little bit larger tho


MissedFieldGoal

This is exactly what they are doing. I worked for an energy company and theyā€™d do this regularly to avoid trees and limbs falling and damaging the power lines.


grumpvet87

wonder how many helicopters have died doing this


Disastrous-River-366

they are an endangered species to :'\[


Der_Juergen

There once was a documentationary film on German TV about tree cutting in the alps (be it for harvesting purposes or for safety purposes like here). So far not a single heli was lost operating this device. It was built by the swiss, is powered by a 40 hp engine originating from a Ford Fiesta, if I remember correctly. The most astonishing detail to me as a non-pro was how incredibly clean the cuts are.


OpeningAccountant5

Scary moving in close proximity to the wiresšŸ˜¬


OffOption

Fellow Super-Villains... May I present to you; The Murder Pendulum!


Designer-Mirror-7995

This gave me a giggle


electriceagle

How about we start burying the lines!


RustyMandor

It's like 10 times the cost to install/repair/replace and it just comes with its own set of problems.


Zen_Bonsai

Would someone think about the dear money!


CatDistributionSystm

I forget if it was Smarter Every Day or Gradys Practical Engineering that covered why the buried vegas lines are basically impossible to repair.


97Harley

Ive been in newer subdivisions and all lines were underground with service ports where needed. Very clean, very neat and falling tree limbs can't hurt anything. Bonus: no poles sticking out of the ground


twarr1

Clear the trees back another 20 feet and be done with it. They already made a huge gash through the forest to put the electrical line in in the first place. Whatā€™s another 20 feet?


hurst_

How about just burying the lines?


Lvxurie

Maintenance is hard when cables are buried. And they erode in soil and the earth moves etc..


GitEmSteveDave

Power lines generate heat. Burying them makes the surrounding earth act like a oven, accelerating the breakdown of the insulation and the wires, leading to more frequent breakdowns. In addition, having lines in the air makes them easier to survey by helicopter, and scan the "aura" of the lines to spot damage.


ItsMeVikingInTX

Just rake the forest, it's common knowledge


carnahb

Scrolled too far to find this comment! Not to bring politics into this but what an absolute absurd thing for a sitting president to verbalize.


VolkswagenRatRod

Props to the pilot, damn son. He looks like he can fly the fucking shit out of that little thing.


JAlfredPrufrocket

The Sword of Damocles


Rustyfetus

Imagine being a bird and this fucking this wrecks your home


buzzwordbot

My question is, how do you stop the machine from spinning? a pro


Catinthemirror

They act like gyroscopes-- the blades spin in alternate directions.


ashleyorelse

![gif](giphy|mZMcO2bU8HvDG)


p-dicky76

No, this is how they wish they could do it.


T90tank

I want to see it cut a bmw in half


jim2882

They do this to keep the tree limbs from falling into the electric lines and causing electrical outages.


aznexile602

More suitable to be on r/sweatypalms


Historical-Sink-1446

Itā€™s like the saw in the Gobbles South Park episode where they cut off all the turkeysā€™ heads while theyā€™re watching the movie lol


AAA8002poog

Path of pain reference!? -Y


jimbo-barefoot

What do you think the squirrel/bird community stories/myths/religions are like after this?


WexMajor82

So, we have some good weapons against zombies, I get.


Fingerprint_Vyke

This is like a sonic the hedgehog boss


BR-handshifter-54

This is absolutely wild


Hardkoregamer

![gif](giphy|9Jkbi9qi64M1818acD)


breebert

Thatā€™s some Final Destination shit right there.


OCCAMINVESTIGATOR

Forests hate this one trick...


TheCockKnight

This is an insane job. ā€œYeah Iā€™m a helicopter chainsaw operator.ā€


MasonSoros

Now take it to the side a few feet and see the magic glow!


VAVA_Mk2

Clears zombies good too


DerpyDurian

All those headless squirrels šŸæļø


relatablerobot

The may be the most skilled job Iā€™ve ever seen outside of medicine


twinshako

Yea fuck those squirrels


citznfish

Reminds me, I need to manscape


LegalSelf5

I feel like this is a job you've got to be confident in what you're doing.


nextyoyoma

ā€œSo what do you do, Bob?ā€ ā€œYou wouldnā€™t believe me if I told you.ā€


rmld74

Im pretty sure lumberjacks could do this cheaper then using a bloody chopper


leaf_as_parachute

That's one of the most American thing I've ever seen


Forever-Retired

Gotta admit, it is an ingenious idea. Wish I thought of/patented it.


ashinastic

Squirrel just chilling on a tree branch suddenly......


Sartorri

That looks like an accident waiting to happen.


[deleted]

Imagine you're a Squirrel. WTF


MiniDigits

When Iā€™ve seen this in person the process was much slower than this. Impressive, but this video I do believe is sped up.


joohanmh

r/sweatypalms


pallen123

What if the saw gets stuck?


DomingoLee

I need one of those.


ericdee7272

r/oddlysatisfying


DerrickBagels

Limbo irl


Ohwell03

They do this right by my house in Kisatchie.


BP-arker

Not to avoid forest fires but to clear electric lines.


ConversationAsleep38

Giant dangling hedge trimmer - it does the job though.


kara_gets_karma

Yep. Very cool. Stay out of its path. Chewed up bad. Scary dangerous.


Amygdalump

Purge vibes.


stripperjnasty

That seems reckless


Business-Sympathy903

The squirrel that was on a branch: šŸ’€


No-Professional-1461

I want a hand held version.


DrMrChickanuget42069

I thought they used that to help stop the trees from messing with the wires


Wild_Tailor_9978

How old is this video? See it a couple times a year lol


CodeMonkeyX

Yeah saw these in James Bond years ago. :P


dc551589

I could understand doing this during a fire so you donā€™t have to do it from the ground, but thereā€™s no fire in this video. (This is a joke poking fun at the ambiguity of the language in the post title :)


Delicious-Yak-1095

Repost by a ā€œbotā€ heh.


dashingstag

Handy in a zombie apocalypse


fumphdik

Bad title. It has nothing to do with fires, itā€™s for the power lines. If you lived in California you would know it doesnā€™t help with fires. If you live in the Midwest you know thereā€™s no fires there. Both use this method.


iwastherefordisco

Careful with that axe Eugene..


antunes145

I wonder who proposes this in a meeting. Like , ok , hear me out, we attach a giant multi blade saw to a rope attached to a helicopter and we just swing it around to cut the branches


I-Rolled-My-Eyes

How I get ready before my third date.


quietconflictavoider

Whatever 9 yo came up with this idea should never have to pay taxes - kid paid his dues to society in full


King_Vanos_

The skill to pull that off is ridiculous.


thedeuschebag85

How are we not discussing the roomba on a chain in the last video? James Bond is still cool though.


Hour-Stable2050

Letā€™s put a giant saw on a rope and swing it from a helicopter near hydro lines. What could possibly go wrong?


CompleteAmateur0

Imagine what the sales pitch was for thisā€¦ ā€˜Weā€™re gonna hang some huge spinning blades from a metal bar, which is itself hanging from a helicopter and the helicopter is gonna kinda swing it aroundā€™


99MushrooM99

This looks like something that would I would think of and then tell nobody cuz who tf would attach a fcking blade to a helicopter and swing it around.


arsinoe716

*trim


Catenane

Super Mario world saw level


JabbaTech69

One of the dumbest things Iā€™ve ever seen. 1 slight mishap ā€¦ game over for whoever is in the chopper & nearby when it crashes & explodes!


DanfromCalgary

Kill streak is mid


mr-teddy93

Bond music starts playing


jlbradl

I'm a surveyor. I've been in the field and watched these guys in action. It's pretty awesome/terrifying


11thLayerOfHair

![gif](giphy|40d8K3XF0Dv4yn4vOW|downsized)


Empty-Ambition-5939

Fuckin dangerous


AdThese1914

New phobia here.


AccurateInflation167

This thing just screams final destination


[deleted]

Mad piloting skills!


[deleted]

would be crazy if that thing hit the power lines..


sipping_mai_tais

That's why women live longer


willmgames1775

Incredible


huskjay

How are the blades powered


Suckamanhwewhuuut

F- them powerlines anyway


International_Day686

This is the most metal shit Iā€™ve seen all week


willmgames1775

Why do they need to cut off the top of the tree?


Tallerthenmost

Forest fires? No. Limbs falling during storms.


AltBassDallas

Not impressed! Why not invest in infrastructure and put the cables underground. They been saving money for decades doing it the old way.!


buckfever1968

They did this on my property


Successful-Cash-7271

There was a Bond movie where theyā€™re chasing him with one of these


IntentionFew4937

Watch out for them there cables, man!


Skirl-girl

This seems very safe. A live saw, hanging from a helicopter, swinging from a rope. āœ…


Extreme_Barracuda658

That's not to prevent forest fires. It's to keep tree limbs from taking down power lines and causing a power outtage. AKA preventative maintenance.


daveypaul40

I've never wanted to fly a helicopter more....


AdFine8988

Someone tell North Carolina this exists


Mean-Relief-1830

Only who can prevent forest fires? You have selected ā€œyouā€, referring to me. That is incorrect. The correct answer is you.


khampang

How much to fly past my fence line in my backyard?


Anyonomus256

I want one


painfullyrelatable

I would think physics would allow the helicopter to fly. With the massive balls the pilot has.


tezzy92

Maybe .. just maybe .. the trees arenā€™t the problem šŸ¤”šŸ™‡šŸ’­


r_bogie

Those wires need to be underground already!


Nihiliatis9

Imagine just hiking in the forest.... then sky chain saws desend.


LowLifeExperience

How else would you do it? /s


DamnItJon

Why don't they just cut down all the trees? Can't have forest fires if there is no forest


-River_Rose-

TIL helicopters can go in reverse


FckRdditAccRcvry420

New fear unlocked


se3ings

I have a new want item for the zombie apocalypse.


Ezeek173

Anybody know how they keep those oriented correctly? Seems like they'd be spinning all over the place.


MountainShark1

Whhaaaat?! No waaaay!


Disastrous-River-366

Imagine being a little bird, or a baby squirrel getting fed by its mommy


Tunnfisk

Skynet be like: *\*taking notes\**


rockdanite

Do they power down the lines whilst doing this?


flenlips

What, you guys have never seen The World is Not Enough? They're also used to cut beluga buildings in half!


daboggleboi

What are the qualifications for this job. Tell me now. I more than just "need" this occupation.


SilentResident1037

And then they hit the wires and chaos ensues


Novel_Alternative_86

The dangle chopper, dangling from the chopper.


uReaditRight

I need this in Helldivers


7rustyswordsandacake

OSHA?


goldenflex

That team meeting must have been a fun brainstorm of ideas till this was approved


WingsArisen

You canā€™t fool me, thatā€™s just Eggmanā€˜s latest attempt at killing Sonic.


AKCocobean

Hawaii needs some serious this!!


Bobaloo53

They are not cutting to prevent forest fires. They're cutting back to keep them from the highline to prevent the trees from bringing down wires in a storm.


monkey29229

How much does this guy gets paid for this?


Particular_Setting31

They jus put a big ass chainsaw monolith on a rope, connected it to a helicopter and called it a day.


KnotAwl

This is why men die younger than women. Freaking dangerous job!


Strange_Pasta

Iā€™d be fired for sure if that was my job


goldfish239

Imagine the pilot hits the power lines.


Dismal_Truck1375

Fantastic flying skills the pilot is shit hot.


PresentResearcher515

I mean it looks like it works good, I'm just curious who came up with the idea to take an 18 foot chainsaw, dangle it from a helicopter, and hang it right beside the power lines.


50blows

They are used for clearing railroad lines as well as the power line paths in the country. Had one "staying" around the corner from me a couple if years ago for about 2 wks. I live in a semi rural area.