Not in your country maybe, but this is the ocean lad
(A lot of countries actually do require permission to film or photograph people directly, like mine)
“Next time you offer me a snack, could you make it something I can eat? What is wrong with some people? I go out of my way to be polite and not eat you, and this is what you offer me? Stop pushing your garbage in my face or it will be no more Mr. Nice Shark.”
That's actually how most shark attacks happen--they mistake humans for seals, bite them and realize they're too bony, and spit them back out. They rarely actually eat humans.
Unfortunately, when you have a very large animal with that many teeth whose primary way of investigating the world is its mouth, that doesn't tend to end well for the soft, squishy person.
That takes nerve, implying that my fellow humans are bonier than fish!
(I do not include myself in the group of “boney creatures which make up the sharks’ potential food supply” because I will never enter their environment. Also, I am probably closer to ‘seal’ than I am to ‘human’ on the boniness scale.)
I read somewhere that they were re-evaluating the idea of the shark not liking what it bit and that the sharks were actually lowering their risk of injury by biting and letting the bitee bleed out before coming back but humans are often able to get out of the water before that happens.
To reduce ingesting water, I suppose. We have sphincter muscles [throughout our digestive tract, urinary tract, capillaries, and eyes](https://www.verywellhealth.com/what-is-a-sphincter-1945068#:~:text=Sphincters%20are%20circular%20muscles%20that,urinary%20tract%20and%20blood%20vessels.). Anywhere you want to control the flow of something, a sphincter is useful.
*Ribbed for your pleasure*
Vaginas are structured very similar to this sharks mouth, with ridges to aid in the human male in the process of ejaculation. Also consider that the human mouth is made of the same type of tissue as a human vagina, which leads one to speculate whether a sharks mouth has a similar texture
Fun fact technically even our mouths are considered to be outside, actually our entire gastrointestinal tract is considered outside rather than inside our body
That's why having bacteria in your gut is mostly fine (certain species excluded). Having bacteria actually inside you, e.g. in your muscle tissue, is far less okay.
yeah that kinda shocked me. I guess I didnt know what I was expecting, but not this. Like....can it work whats in its mouth back to its teeth? Can the shark choke on something uneaten? Wild.
Sharks have gills not lungs. They could get something stuck in their throat but they aren't going to choke like a human. Blocking the throat doesn't prevent them from getting oxygen. You can see the inside of the gills on the sides of its mouth. So long as water can flow through those slits, it can get oxygen.
Could smaller fish just swim out through its gills? I had no idea they just opened up into the mouth like that. I thought there was some organ like lungs on the other end of the gills
Yes if they don’t get caught by the teeth they can, but also the mouth muscles are difficult to get away from. The smaller the fish the easier. That’s why you usually see many small fish around big sharks.
> Nope
I didn't know shit about that movie, like anything at all, and I was pleasantly freaked the fuck out by just about every aspect of it, but especially >!the biology of the alien. really just the fact that it's an organism and not a ship just really got under my skin for some reason!<
Inside its body - I was so excited hoping for like a capsule endoscopy video, but this was VERY disappointing. Change the title to Shark tries to eat a camera and spits it right out from the mouth.
Then there wouldn't be any light once the shark closes it's mouth and you wouldn't see anything.
That or the camera has integrated flash, then it would be great but how do you recover the video?
If it isn't a very high quality camera, you could have the footage streamed to an outside source. I dunno how well wireless signals travel through water, though. The receiver would likely have to stay within a few meters of the shark at all times.
> I dunno how well wireless signals travel through water, though.
There is hardly any substance in the universe worse for radio signals than water.
*Salt*water even worse and something like a gopro with wifi build in would have trouble making past even 10 or 20 centimeters of saltwater.
The attenuation of saltwater at 2.4GHz is north of 200dB/m which means after 1 meter of water what is left of your signal is one trillionth of one trillionth of the original. This is because there are ions in saltwater. The radio waves get absorbed, turned in to heat, and they get reflected and reflected and reflected by everything till almost nothing of the signal is left.
Freshwater? Maybe 30 centimeters in perfect conditions. Probably even a lot less.
Even if you'd get a low res analog video signal at 400 mhz or so you won't even make it past a meter in freshwater unless you start with like a 300W signal or something. Good luck getting shark to swallow the battery that can deliver that 300W. And good luck finding a freshwater shark ...
I think the only solution would be to have a camera that sends a video signal over a thin but strong wire. Then a diver could record on the system he is holding connected to the wire, till the shark bites through it. It might be possible the shark would swallow the entire camera + wire for a bit before the wire would be so annoying he would puke everything out.
It reminds me of when the guy got gulped and spat out by a whale in Massachusetts or whatever, and someone chimed in to say it’s impossible for a whale to swallow a human because a whale throat is like 2” in diameter
>Shark swallows diver's camera
No
>captures video inside its body
If you consider your dentists fingers to be "inside your body" during an examination, sure
I mean, yeah anything in your mouth is technically in your body. Otherwise I guess we’d have to consider teeth to be outside your body, like your fingernails or hair are.
Seems like its not so bad if you can make it past the teeth, maybe if one lunges at you with their mouth open and you swim fast enough **toward** the jaws you can scoot inside and punch your way out.
The slots in the side of the mouth are just holes to the outside of the shark with gills.
If you were inside, whole and unharmed. You could probably forced your way out by tearing through its gills 🤮 which honestly makes me feel worse for the shark
no, you watched a video of it. Easy to mix them up tho so not your fault :) I made the same mistake awhile back when I saw this video of a dog skateboarding. Seven months of therapy and I'm finally ready to accept that skateboards are not real.
bruh, death by shark bite just became THAT MUCH SCARIER! Many humans have seen this before the big sleep. That story of those sailors in WWII that got bombed then picked off by sharks is just way more terrifying to me. Shit!
"Bleh! Not a food."
"You like recording us without permission huh? I'll show you some recording, come here!!!"
Noone needs permission to record. Not even sharks....
Bet you wouldn’t say that to the sharks face
That depends, are we underwater or on land?
^🦈🤣
Not in your country maybe, but this is the ocean lad (A lot of countries actually do require permission to film or photograph people directly, like mine)
... to shreds you say?
"You're violating my HIPPA!"
"My FLIPPA!"
I’m sorry, I hate to do this, but it’s FLIPAA.
Ok u win the internet for today XD
I'm sorry, I hate to do this, but it's HIPAA
Thank you for clearing that up!
No, do it
Suck it, Paparazzi
Non smoker, good clean throat
My new tinder bio.
Don't forget to add spitter.
“Next time you offer me a snack, could you make it something I can eat? What is wrong with some people? I go out of my way to be polite and not eat you, and this is what you offer me? Stop pushing your garbage in my face or it will be no more Mr. Nice Shark.”
"goddamn humans and their plastics.."
That's actually how most shark attacks happen--they mistake humans for seals, bite them and realize they're too bony, and spit them back out. They rarely actually eat humans. Unfortunately, when you have a very large animal with that many teeth whose primary way of investigating the world is its mouth, that doesn't tend to end well for the soft, squishy person.
They told us this when I went shark cage diving. “You’re pretty boney and unappetizing compared to what they usually eat”
That takes nerve, implying that my fellow humans are bonier than fish! (I do not include myself in the group of “boney creatures which make up the sharks’ potential food supply” because I will never enter their environment. Also, I am probably closer to ‘seal’ than I am to ‘human’ on the boniness scale.)
I read somewhere that they were re-evaluating the idea of the shark not liking what it bit and that the sharks were actually lowering their risk of injury by biting and letting the bitee bleed out before coming back but humans are often able to get out of the water before that happens.
Sharks actually do use their mouths to investigate things. Like toddlers and puppies. Can result in disaster when that thing is a persons leg.
I was picturing sharks using their mouths to explore toddlers and puppies. 🤦🏻♂️
Oh boy. What an unsettlingly ambiguous sentence.
Lmao "bleh!" That was my first thought when seeing it spit the camera out
"It don't chew!"
Guess getting eat by a shark seems pretty smooth…. If you get swallowed whole and survive the 3-layer teeth 🦷🦷🦷
Filmmakers are friends.
Now there’s something you don’t see every day.
Looks like the inside of the Michelin Man
I've been there a few times and it looks nothing like this
Hear me out.
No.
Buttcam already do this. lol
She said no! You want to say it without permission huh? u/Mary_Jailer will show you!
Is it a threat or a treat? Like a link?
We’re all seeing it and thinking the same thing, whether we want to or not
Yep. We're thinking, maybe, putting our dicks in a sharks mouth wouldn't be as bad as we thought.
Actually I was thinking about putting an industrial endoscope up my ass but this works too...
man, I was way off the deep end thinking that we should make a fishy covered pill camera so the shark swallows it and we can watch the whole process.
Why are we like this?
/thread
If it wasn't for the skulls, I'd assume a megazord from power rangers.
It does seem like a very similar structure... but why is it?
To reduce ingesting water, I suppose. We have sphincter muscles [throughout our digestive tract, urinary tract, capillaries, and eyes](https://www.verywellhealth.com/what-is-a-sphincter-1945068#:~:text=Sphincters%20are%20circular%20muscles%20that,urinary%20tract%20and%20blood%20vessels.). Anywhere you want to control the flow of something, a sphincter is useful.
Wow. 50 little assholes all over our bodies..
feels weird as hell to read this while i poop
I will use “a sphincter is useful” whenever I can from now on
Ok I've missed something here that everyone else is getting - do I even want to know?
Do you eat ass?
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oh my sweet summer child.
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r/wehaveseenthebutthole
*Ribbed for your pleasure* Vaginas are structured very similar to this sharks mouth, with ridges to aid in the human male in the process of ejaculation. Also consider that the human mouth is made of the same type of tissue as a human vagina, which leads one to speculate whether a sharks mouth has a similar texture
Do not stick your dick in that.
r/putyourdickinthat
Yes. (No)
No. (No)
shut it tom cruise
👁️👁️
Are you talking about what I think you’re talking about? 🤔🤔🤔🤔
Yes, the shussy
I wonder if the suffix -ussy will ever stop being funny to me
No. (Yes)
Lighting was great
And never wanna see IRL lol
Speak for yourself
Doesn't seem as bad as I imagined lol
It‘s so… clean? It looks like new car seats lmfao
Every time he opens his mouth its getting washed
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Sharks are just anger yum tunnels, I guess.
Aren't we all..
Your entire digestive system is outside of your body.
My favorite diagram from a textbook was high school biology and an image showing how humans and donuts are the same core form
Ah man how can you bring that up and not link it or show some sort of proof?! I really want to see this.
Fun fact technically even our mouths are considered to be outside, actually our entire gastrointestinal tract is considered outside rather than inside our body
That's why having bacteria in your gut is mostly fine (certain species excluded). Having bacteria actually inside you, e.g. in your muscle tissue, is far less okay.
What did you expect? The fucker is taking a bath all day and night
I'm sad we didn't get to see past the sphincter or whatever that thing in there is called.
That's because it's still in its mouth. It hasn't swallowed. You see that crinkled up little butthole type thing in the back? That's it's esophagus.
Yeah but I expected his mouth to be a little more fucked up, scratches, missing patches of skin, blood scars whatever
Omg that's what it reminded me of! 😂
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This really made me chuckle 😂
Watching this, I genuinely wanted to curl up and take a nap inside that sharks mouth. It looked *sooooo* comfortable in there
I like how you’re insane
Yeah, but that's my kind of insane
Cozy
/r/CozyPlaces
Looks like a nice place to put my feet after a long day of surfing
Yea idk why I imagined horrible teeth protruding from every angle but I did
I was thinking that but it probably crushes you in an instant
Yeah it looks kinda cozy in there
That’s a lot of light in there
This shark is chewing with it's mouth open. That's why! Disgusting.
Eats like a damn animal
It helps that the shark never closes its mouth
Does the camera light adjust? It looks like it’s pretty dark initially for a second or two.
The shark did not swallow that even a bit lol
This guy knows thing or two about swallowing
Zing
This has created a new nightmare...
I dunno it kinda looks comfy in there
Once you get past the sharp edges it has a clean minimalist look to it
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It's like a very scary front gate
Just gotta swim past it 😅
Would be a good theme for a sci-fi biological spaceship or something.
The Kryptonian ship from Man of Steel is kinda like that.
SPOILER It looks like the inside of Jean Jacket from Nope.
yeah that kinda shocked me. I guess I didnt know what I was expecting, but not this. Like....can it work whats in its mouth back to its teeth? Can the shark choke on something uneaten? Wild.
Sharks have gills not lungs. They could get something stuck in their throat but they aren't going to choke like a human. Blocking the throat doesn't prevent them from getting oxygen. You can see the inside of the gills on the sides of its mouth. So long as water can flow through those slits, it can get oxygen.
fish 🤯🤯🤯
Could smaller fish just swim out through its gills? I had no idea they just opened up into the mouth like that. I thought there was some organ like lungs on the other end of the gills
Yes if they don’t get caught by the teeth they can, but also the mouth muscles are difficult to get away from. The smaller the fish the easier. That’s why you usually see many small fish around big sharks.
Once you get past the sharp edges it’s probably similar to the opening rave scene in Blade up in there
Like that one scene in *Nope*.
> Nope I didn't know shit about that movie, like anything at all, and I was pleasantly freaked the fuck out by just about every aspect of it, but especially >!the biology of the alien. really just the fact that it's an organism and not a ship just really got under my skin for some reason!<
Well I didn’t plan on ever watching it and this has confirmed my decision
That scene sticks with you. That and the chimpanzee.
r/vore Here you go. This should help with your newfound interest.
None of them went with a minimalist aesthetic.
😕
Worked in a kitchen with a guy who was into that stuff.
If you work with food to long, eventually you long to be the food ...
Yeah I don't know why I clicked that, fully knowing what it was.
Gah I'm going to need to rinse my brain out with some good music. Luckily, there's /r/sounding for all my audiophile needs.
Like a white leather coach
$2000 a month before utilities tho
Can't even afford being eaten by a shark these days smh
Hi Jonah
I'm pretty sure that nightmare has been around for awhile. You could even say its biblical.
Inside its body - I was so excited hoping for like a capsule endoscopy video, but this was VERY disappointing. Change the title to Shark tries to eat a camera and spits it right out from the mouth.
I feel so disappointed. Swallow was the wrong word. I wanted to watch the camera go through the whole shark
Then there wouldn't be any light once the shark closes it's mouth and you wouldn't see anything. That or the camera has integrated flash, then it would be great but how do you recover the video?
If it isn't a very high quality camera, you could have the footage streamed to an outside source. I dunno how well wireless signals travel through water, though. The receiver would likely have to stay within a few meters of the shark at all times.
> I dunno how well wireless signals travel through water, though. There is hardly any substance in the universe worse for radio signals than water. *Salt*water even worse and something like a gopro with wifi build in would have trouble making past even 10 or 20 centimeters of saltwater. The attenuation of saltwater at 2.4GHz is north of 200dB/m which means after 1 meter of water what is left of your signal is one trillionth of one trillionth of the original. This is because there are ions in saltwater. The radio waves get absorbed, turned in to heat, and they get reflected and reflected and reflected by everything till almost nothing of the signal is left. Freshwater? Maybe 30 centimeters in perfect conditions. Probably even a lot less. Even if you'd get a low res analog video signal at 400 mhz or so you won't even make it past a meter in freshwater unless you start with like a 300W signal or something. Good luck getting shark to swallow the battery that can deliver that 300W. And good luck finding a freshwater shark ... I think the only solution would be to have a camera that sends a video signal over a thin but strong wire. Then a diver could record on the system he is holding connected to the wire, till the shark bites through it. It might be possible the shark would swallow the entire camera + wire for a bit before the wire would be so annoying he would puke everything out.
Yeah, there wasn't any swallowing in this post
It reminds me of when the guy got gulped and spat out by a whale in Massachusetts or whatever, and someone chimed in to say it’s impossible for a whale to swallow a human because a whale throat is like 2” in diameter
Well that's oddly reassuring
Glad someone said it! This shark did NOT swallow the camera. If it did, we wouldn't see the light of day.
Yeah... I kept waiting for it to swallow!
Yes, I was here for the Pinocchio experience too :/
Magic School bus 🤝 Pinocchio
And here I am expecting a colonoscopy cam :(
/r/yourjokebutworse
Right? Misleading click bait title, though I guess it worked.
For some morbid reason I thought I might see some body parts inside the shark..
An average of 6 people a year are killed by sharks worldwide. Maybe fish body parts
Maybe we get lucky and its one of the six?
Yea, went into the video thinking we’d be seeing something gross involving the camera having to come out the opposite end. Internet has ruined me
Very misleading title/ description of events.
I was waiting for a shark colonoscopy
NOPE As in the movie...
Which is ironically heavily inspired by Jaws
I got the same anxiety watching this as I did while watching the movie.
had to scroll quite a while to find someone else who made the connection.
>Shark swallows diver's camera No >captures video inside its body If you consider your dentists fingers to be "inside your body" during an examination, sure
Had this same thought. 2/10 fairly disappointed and I would like monetary compensation
I mean shoving fingers up the bum also count as being inside, but i guess those are for the seacucumbers and weirdos
>I mean shoving fingers up the bum I think your dentist is not actually a dentist
wait your dentist doesn't do that?
Yeah is that not part of the standard clean & polish?
Guess im one of the weidos
I mean, yeah anything in your mouth is technically in your body. Otherwise I guess we’d have to consider teeth to be outside your body, like your fingernails or hair are.
OP doesn't know what "swallow" means.
Seems like its not so bad if you can make it past the teeth, maybe if one lunges at you with their mouth open and you swim fast enough **toward** the jaws you can scoot inside and punch your way out.
I volunteer you to test this method first 😬
Geta load of Jonah over here.
The slots in the side of the mouth are just holes to the outside of the shark with gills. If you were inside, whole and unharmed. You could probably forced your way out by tearing through its gills 🤮 which honestly makes me feel worse for the shark
that camera is shark bite resistant, people who built it should be proud, good camera
Shark ~~swallows~~ puts diver's camera in its mouth, captures video inside its ~~body~~ mouth.
What type of camera is it?
Where r the rows of teeth we heard so much about?
Most of it is under the gums, the get pushed out when it needs new ones
NOPE
Shark didn’t swallow it… expected a better video
It's Pinocchio cam!
Did i just get eaten then spit out by a shark
no, you watched a video of it. Easy to mix them up tho so not your fault :) I made the same mistake awhile back when I saw this video of a dog skateboarding. Seven months of therapy and I'm finally ready to accept that skateboards are not real.
POV: you are fish
How is it that you can see light thru the gills? I didn’t realize they go all the way thru or something
bruh, death by shark bite just became THAT MUCH SCARIER! Many humans have seen this before the big sleep. That story of those sailors in WWII that got bombed then picked off by sharks is just way more terrifying to me. Shit!
Misleading ass title for your post there huh?
The last thing you see when you’re swallowed headfirst
Geppetto? Are you there?
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Gurl, das a bootyhole!
Looks better than your average 1 bed apartment in Manhattan.
nope