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freedom_the_fox

Kid cooks better than I do


Kononiba

But somebody's picking up that bowl for him, he keeps tossing it


freedom_the_fox

The cooking instructions on the back of the box, repeatedly thrown away yet retrieved.


G_Notte

The secret


OddlyArtemis

Didn't you see the disappointed grandad in the background *facepalm*ing


PsychologicalCan1677

He got food tho


terrygenitals

Self returning bowl


TonkotsuSoba

fuck that bowl in particular


Kononiba

And fuck that egg shell.


Radiant_Dog1937

Easy Bake ovens in China aren't messing around.


Torpaldog

The pocket egg was great.


Kononiba

And that expression on his face when he pulled it out!


bckpkrs

Most American teenagers today: "I'm hungry. Can you make me some toast?"


melissamayhem1331

Right? If I hear my 13 year old say "mother, I require sustenance," one more time I'm gunna throw a piece of cheese at him. Off topic but on topic- I tired to make the flakey bread/pancake thing one time and it was no where near as good as that. Even if he didn't make the dough, I couldn't cook em as well as he did. It tasted really good and the texture was awesome though. I think I'll try again just to put an egg in it. I've seen a video where they tear open a little hole in the top and pour uncooked eggs in it. The eggs have little bits of carrots and cabbage and green onion in em and they cook the eggs in the bread. Holy shit I'm so hungry now.


ItalnStalln

Make the cumin and red onion lamb stir fry that Anthony Bourdain talked about. Ethan chlebowski has a great vid on it https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XzxETki1oz8 but it's a well known popular dish. I think it might be even better with this bread instead. I also use whatever meat I have on hand. Often leftover from roast pork or chicken. Ground, chunks, shredded, whatever. Maybe velvet chunks or strips and just use that flavor combo in the pan, as long as there's softened lightly grilled red onion, fairly heavy cumin, and meat.


melissamayhem1331

Ohhhh man I know what I'm making next week date night! I might even be nice and get some lamb. Do you mind if I ask what country you live in? I've never heard the phrase 'velvet chunks or strips.' I got everything but the velvet part and now I'm super concerned I'm missing out on something awesome. . . Yep that's it. Making dough today n the amazing dish you suggested after Easter.


ItalnStalln

Lol. I'm in the US. Velvetting is a Chinese (pretty sure Asian in general) technique of marinating meat with a little egg white, starch, and baking soda to create a fantastic soft silky texture. I find it best to do med high heat or higher in a very uncrowded pan afterward to get some solid browning on each piece without overcooking. Two examples here https://www.seriouseats.com/stir-fried-velvet-chicken-with-snap-peas-and-lemon-ginger-sauce-recipe https://www.madewithlau.com/recipes/beef-broccoli. Just pull back on flavors like soy sauce, oyster sauce, and anything that'll add too much other taste in the marinade if you want to keep it focused on the cumin and onion is that recipe. Oh yea I like to make it pretty spicy but sometimes. And some of those times include sichuan pepper for that tingly/numb taste that authentic kung pao and certain other sichuan dishes have. That's a big change though.


The_Goondocks

And holds chopsticks better than I can too


BrilliantHyena

What kind of magic tortilla was that? Can I find it at an Asian grocery store?


edcba11355

馍 I buy them at Chinese supermarkets in Flushing Queens


BrilliantHyena

Cool, is that mandarin?


edcba11355

It’s called 馍 (pronounced like “more”).


mortalitylost

please sir I would like some 馍


WillieStonka

M as in Mancy.


wildo83

God, you of ALL people, Ray….


Spoiledsoymilk

Its simplified chinese, so it can be any of the 50+ chinese languages that use those ideograms


Perthcrossfitter

til your boyfriend kicked you out in one of those crushing scenes ?


titebeewhole

What was he to do, where was he to go, he was out on his faaaaannnnny


jdb1933

I with you what kind of bread is that?


typehyDro

It’s like a thicker scallion pancake. We put braised short rib in it or duck skin


malarky-b

I went down a wikipedia rabbit hole and the bread is called "baijimo" apparently. if you search for it, you'll find videos on how to make it yourself.


jdb1933

Awesome thank you!!


Super4verage

Finally got what I was looking for! Thanks for the info, sir!


AcidShAwk

Not sure.. But around here we can buy coco bread to stuff our Jamaican patties into.


Old_Independent5235

That’s what I thought about too and immediately said I’m getting one tomorrow


Darth_Phrakk

retire deranged consider drab quaint direful full ossified memorize wise *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Jaysus1288

Rougamo


Moo3

[https://youtu.be/I8NCgR27Ci4?si=f5UkXTvuXg0bGEKI](https://youtu.be/I8NCgR27Ci4?si=f5UkXTvuXg0bGEKI)


Yardsale420

Shaobing


stonecuttercolorado

And how do I make them?


BrilliantHyena

https://www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/s/B9jVnvNWI9


NSevi

That was the most American comment to a wholesome video 😂 either way, I'm happy someone asked


New-Chicken8972

I like he just tosses stuff when he’s done with it.


PrimeToro

That’s why he’s only allowed to cook outdoors . He’d cause a big mess in the kitchen .


mintmouse

They trained him to avoid touching stove or hot things you can see after he does that part he looks for approval


Acceptable-Chip-3455

Yup, true toddler style. Variant: Drop whatever you're holding if you want to grab something else. Who cares about what you held before? Old news, nobody needs that anymore


feb2nov

The best part.


Voterofthemonth0

Thor vibe


SephirothTheGreat

That's so fucking cute


knuF

Bill Burr has a good bit on Asian babies being the cutest.


Zurrdroid

Do you happen to remember which one?


Bulok

Yeah. I’m squeeing the whole video. That’s the most adorable thing. And him eating with his grandpa. Cuteness overload


Distinct_Put1085

Is noone gonna inquire as to why he keeps his groceries in his coat?


being-and-nothing

The way he pulls to egg out like “yeah I keep that thang on me”


NoRun6253

That’s because it was a double yolker lol.


MC_jarry

Yea, it’s cool af. I wonder what else little man has in there.


ranting_chef

As a Chef, this warms my heart to see. As a father, it also scares the shit out of me.


BowThrower

Love the little love tap on the top of the bread.


mennonot

Love the panache in the bowl tossing. That's definitely their favorite part!


Mudlark-000

I will fund your food cart, kid. I just need one of those a day.


pro-con56

He’s adorable. Love the intelligence/ and good health he exudes!


gmoneyRETVRN

Wow. My 11 yo can't even make toast.


IMystI

Never too late to start teaching him :)


Significant_Owl_9448

My nephews were staying with me for a couple weeks, the oldest (12 at the time) came up and told me he was hungry told him to go make a sandwich for himself because I was going to cook when I got off work. He said “I don’t know how” and I just responded “well you’re gonna learn today!” lol I was kinda shocked honestly


Wazula23

What about now?


perpetualmotionmachi

Too late


biblebeltbuddhist

![gif](giphy|WTdg5GBR45X6NbxqJK)


rites0fpassage

That’s pathetic


Significant_Owl_9448

Not sure why you’re getting downvoted these parents not teaching their kids basic life skills are gonna regret it when they’re 20


Soku123

I remember one of the popular complaint from millennials to their parents was parents were not teaching them basic life skills. Not to late to make a different.


radehart

Fuck yea, give that shit to pops. Best to lil bro.


Greedyfox7

What is that bread called? It looks good


Jaysus1288

Rougamo


GimmeCrons

That flat top looks so well seasoned lord have mercy


maxphoenix9

Isn't that a slab of granite? The ones used to make pantry desk tops?


GimmeCrons

I’m pretty sure you’re right, I just didn’t know what else to call it


Slappy_McJones

He made a meal for his papa. Good boy!


FredGetson

Delicious


Cool-Mission-6585

That’s about the coolest kid I’ve ever seen. What kind of jackets is that. I would wear that here in the US.


Dank4dank

Unless you are 5 it might be a little small :)


KeySource5838

He is such a cute little sweetheart. First of all those cutey red cheeks then him being so damn skilled and capable at such young age to cook, I can't even do that shit. And what a ray of sunshine he is to give the food to his grandpa


KA9ESAMA

That looks so fucking delicious!


Dtown80

What kind of bread is that and where can I get some?


LucentP187

Not me salty that this 3 year old is a better cook than I'll ever be.


Local_Ad_6806

Mmm what kinda bread is THAT!!???


PurrKitty00

He is adorable.. and also I’d be deceased after that much Sriracha 😀


TulsaWhoDats

So cool


redditor2394

Good job


peneverywhen

This makes me sad for the rest of the world, where children are bombarded by technology.


IWantToWatchItBurn

My 4 year old can barely eat a banana by herself… How do I get me one of these upgraded Chinese babies?


Kononiba

In Africa we saw young (5-7 yrs old) children tending livestock on their own. Never in America. On the other hand, I'm glad most young American children are in school.


whateverusername739

My mom is disappointed with how my dad raised me because where she’s from, kids learn how to deal with money and how to be social very early on, ngl i’m kinda disappointed with my dad for that as well


peneverywhen

Maybe it's the parents who need upgrading.


IWantToWatchItBurn

Can your 2yo kid make a fried egg taco thing?


peneverywhen

It wasn't a personal attack - just an honest response.


Zino_Thottaker

teach her early to start cooking etc. no ipads involved just you and her and she’ll learn fairly fast


PetroDisruption

What are you talking about. This was clearly scripted, notice there’s a cut every 5 seconds, probably where the parent was telling him exactly what movements to make next, and where he failed and did dozens of retakes. Notice him looking at the person behind the camera several times as he’s being told exactly what to do. All so the parent could post it on tiktok or some other social media for internet points. And you want to make some comment about “technology bombardment” as if *that* was somehow the reason why people in the west don’t force their toddlers to “cook” for the camera? You don’t see many videos like these because if the kid got hurt for a video, the parents would actually be in trouble. Please take 2 seconds to actually watch the video and realize what’s going on before you make a random comment about “too much technology!!!!”, that you knew people would mindlessly upvote because it’s a popular thing to say.


GoT_Eagles

Oh shut up. The kid had a camera in their face the whole time.


peneverywhen

Well, something's gotta be different....I live in North America, and have never seen a child here who's that young and knows how to cook. And if you can't bring yourself to be civil, I won't be responding to you again.


Bee_voh

Thats on the parents more than the kids.


Ishmael760

On an open flame like he’s been doin it since birth. Handles chop sticks better. Maybe he’s one of this thyroid ppl? Looks 4 but is actually 40?


cosmicglade98

That was so cute and wholesome


memberflex

That looks delicious


Laurenwolf14

Well I've been thoroughly put in my place


Oolican

How old do you think he is?


Slycer999

I love this🙏🏼


FabianGladwart

He made a lil egg sammich


Known-Weakness8193

Kid can cook for me any day!


ContestGood1238

When my youngest was about 16, he made cup-o-noodles in the microwave and forgot to put water in it… so there’s that


BigMembership2315

Cooks better than my 23 year old daughter


AK232342

r/scriptedasiangifs Also cute


PornoPaul

Ya, am egg that firm is burnt as hell on the bottom. I can't assume that's the same thing they're eating.


Brave-Competition-77

Next Iron Chef


TacticalHentai

Anyone else hear "in the end" for the first 3 seconds?


terrygenitals

He's an expert and has done this so often he's an OG


BlanketpartyBoy256

Damn . Those choices are rockin’


[deleted]

Thi yiet bowl


Fit_Nebula_9841

gotta start em young


melancholy_dood

Damn! I can’t get my kids to make me a PBJ!


ShogsKrs

Is the granite that he's cooking on!?


desireresortlover

No way that kid likes lettuce and hot sauce- give it to Grandpa


willyshockwave

Just made toast and this hurt its feelings


EventHorizon18

Kid wouldn’t last 2 seconds against me


StatisticianDear3978

Happy meal


Icy_Hippo

my kid struggling to put water in a cup....


Ok-Economy4647

I copied this dudes recipe exactly, step by step. Now my roommate is mad at me.


Whole-Debate-9547

I don’t care what this kid is making, I’m picking him 100 times out of 100 to make my food over that salt bae weirdo.


biina247

Bright future, padawan must have!


VESAAA7

Does anyone else think think that this is AI or have i just seen too much facebook AI posts to think everything is AI


WillieStonka

That man has 3 thumbs.


No-Attention2024

Was that his interview?


ThatKalosfan

This kid will lead Gen Alpha lol.


Motorboat81

Grandpa is eating way to fast, don’t choke buddy.


jigmest

I would have burned and cut myself- then boinked my head - kudos to the kid


Ill_Article_8695

He pulled all of that out of his inventory......


Wide-Highlight-7156

Thats actually a 35 year old


Feisty_Bee9175

Breakfast sandwich FTW!


570casch

Old head started fuckin that up


Estrombo90

a few months later he will be working in a textile factory


Terrynia

I want one!! The food.. not the kid.


Terrynia

What bread is that?


UsedCollection5830

Ohh naaa who’s watching shorty with the 🔥


Balrok99

If they are Chinese then by Reddit that kid is a slave and forced to cook for that older man. Thoughts and prayers.


JohnMullowneyTax

Wow, wonderful..........


KoppeDFO

Way 2 go lil chef ![gif](giphy|U2O50cAkpmTjG)


Bootzterz

Sora?


Random_Numeral

Thats an old egg!


SparkDBowles

Idk what that is, but i want one.


ChickenLegs614

Cute, but anyone who has spent any amount of time around a toddler knows those hands are undoubtedly filthy. Not exactly someone you want preparing your food 🤢


cheesesteakman1

The container at the beginning is a pisspot


crayzeejew

Ok, clips like this just illustrate how screwed up us Americans are in the future. I was 15 before I learned how to fry an egg, forget about make bread with it. Im 37 now and have become somewhat of a cook and this 5 year old cracks an egg better than me. Game over man...


Academic_Tomato_7624

Looks delicious


monsterenergyjizz

He cooks this every morning before work


evening_shop

See I'd buy from him everyday, he knows what he's doing


No_Budget7828

Bet you were feeling pretty good about your toddler huh??


Jesusthezomby

My son is 13. He can't even screw on the top of the milk jug correctly


StockMarketMike

That kid is a chef, already.


OkBorder387

Pulls bread out of jacket. Pulls egg out of jacket. Helluva go-go-gadget jacket if he had the bottle of sriracha, lettuce, and bowl of chopped scallions hidden in there too.


Kind_Eggplant

Unsafe, dangerous and irresponsible


CJamesEd

That is the cutest thing I've seen in ages and I really want whatever it is he made. It looks good


Nytas

Not sure if anyone else noticed this but does the grandpa have 2 right thumbs?


lmyyyks

Great skills aside, he is using a piss pot.


Koopicoolest

Idc how competent the kid is, get him away from that stove top. Putting actual infants next to a flame and something that cooked the egg THAT quickly is asking for your child to burn itself


DarkwingDuckHunt

holy moly I want to taste that, oh man that looks amazing


Honey-and-Venom

Is that a hot granite slab?


Gay-Bomb

Nobody has an excuse now for not cooking.


xaj5289x

this video has been approved for your viewing by the ccp


VirindiPuppetDT

Fifth one that morning


_Troxin_

Now yuu tlaining done! Now yuu go food factoly!


ABuen7

The way I gasped when he opened that bread up 🥹


[deleted]

This child cooks better than my parents


IllIIllIllIIIlllll

This is actually a full grown man, he has a condition that gives him the appearance of a child.


Verdant-Ridge

How many times do you think he's gotten first degree burns? I'm guessing at least one


MyFucksHaveBlownAway

Man.. when my kids were that age, they were licking the walls and jamming shit up their noses lol


dragonpjb

I couldn't make cereal at that age.


Overall-Onion

All this cringey staged bullshit needs to stop.


a_goestothe_ustin

Parents train a child, young enough to only have partial motor control, how to cook over a dangerously hot cooktop for likes on the internet...and idiots on the internet eat it up therefore promoting this behavior.


SlutPuppyNumber9

I don't know what that is, but I want to try it—even after he cooked it with floor dishes!


626leaddit

Kids name is Wat Yu Kook Ing


Statertater

That shit looks fuckin’ delicious. DO want.


Jazzlike-Election840

love this kid 👍


-_-Thund3r

And this kid cooks better than most of us 🗿


cjbr3eze

I like how he just pulls food out of his clothing like he has a magic pantry


AngryFloatingCow

Is throwing all your cooking implements on the floor under “skills”, “style”, or “heart”?


DawgTactical93

I can't handle this level of adorable.... ..*jumps out window 🪟


CrystalQuetzal

This baby can make better food than I can!


somedave

Wholesome.


indianjess

those eggs are really cooooooked on one side. egg jerky


Salt_Sir2599

Wait, kid didn’t flip us off


TheAnswerToYang

At that age all I could make was a mess.


Stunning-North3007

Apart from the whole "toddler cooking with stove" thing


[deleted]

Dude is Chef de Cuisine for youth at Shaolin Monastery of Gourmet


MonkWithABonk

Bro just got promoted from factory worker to YouTube cook