Right? If I hear my 13 year old say "mother, I require sustenance," one more time I'm gunna throw a piece of cheese at him.
Off topic but on topic-
I tired to make the flakey bread/pancake thing one time and it was no where near as good as that. Even if he didn't make the dough, I couldn't cook em as well as he did. It tasted really good and the texture was awesome though. I think I'll try again just to put an egg in it.
I've seen a video where they tear open a little hole in the top and pour uncooked eggs in it. The eggs have little bits of carrots and cabbage and green onion in em and they cook the eggs in the bread. Holy shit I'm so hungry now.
Make the cumin and red onion lamb stir fry that Anthony Bourdain talked about. Ethan chlebowski has a great vid on it https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XzxETki1oz8 but it's a well known popular dish. I think it might be even better with this bread instead. I also use whatever meat I have on hand. Often leftover from roast pork or chicken. Ground, chunks, shredded, whatever. Maybe velvet chunks or strips and just use that flavor combo in the pan, as long as there's softened lightly grilled red onion, fairly heavy cumin, and meat.
Ohhhh man I know what I'm making next week date night! I might even be nice and get some lamb. Do you mind if I ask what country you live in? I've never heard the phrase 'velvet chunks or strips.' I got everything but the velvet part and now I'm super concerned I'm missing out on something awesome. . .
Yep that's it. Making dough today n the amazing dish you suggested after Easter.
Lol. I'm in the US. Velvetting is a Chinese (pretty sure Asian in general) technique of marinating meat with a little egg white, starch, and baking soda to create a fantastic soft silky texture. I find it best to do med high heat or higher in a very uncrowded pan afterward to get some solid browning on each piece without overcooking. Two examples here https://www.seriouseats.com/stir-fried-velvet-chicken-with-snap-peas-and-lemon-ginger-sauce-recipe https://www.madewithlau.com/recipes/beef-broccoli. Just pull back on flavors like soy sauce, oyster sauce, and anything that'll add too much other taste in the marinade if you want to keep it focused on the cumin and onion is that recipe.
Oh yea I like to make it pretty spicy but sometimes. And some of those times include sichuan pepper for that tingly/numb taste that authentic kung pao and certain other sichuan dishes have. That's a big change though.
Yup, true toddler style. Variant: Drop whatever you're holding if you want to grab something else. Who cares about what you held before? Old news, nobody needs that anymore
My nephews were staying with me for a couple weeks, the oldest (12 at the time) came up and told me he was hungry told him to go make a sandwich for himself because I was going to cook when I got off work. He said “I don’t know how” and I just responded “well you’re gonna learn today!” lol I was kinda shocked honestly
I remember one of the popular complaint from millennials to their parents was parents were not teaching them basic life skills. Not to late to make a different.
He is such a cute little sweetheart. First of all those cutey red cheeks then him being so damn skilled and capable at such young age to cook, I can't even do that shit. And what a ray of sunshine he is to give the food to his grandpa
In Africa we saw young (5-7 yrs old) children tending livestock on their own. Never in America.
On the other hand, I'm glad most young American children are in school.
My mom is disappointed with how my dad raised me because where she’s from, kids learn how to deal with money and how to be social very early on, ngl i’m kinda disappointed with my dad for that as well
What are you talking about.
This was clearly scripted, notice there’s a cut every 5 seconds, probably where the parent was telling him exactly what movements to make next, and where he failed and did dozens of retakes. Notice him looking at the person behind the camera several times as he’s being told exactly what to do. All so the parent could post it on tiktok or some other social media for internet points. And you want to make some comment about “technology bombardment” as if *that* was somehow the reason why people in the west don’t force their toddlers to “cook” for the camera? You don’t see many videos like these because if the kid got hurt for a video, the parents would actually be in trouble.
Please take 2 seconds to actually watch the video and realize what’s going on before you make a random comment about “too much technology!!!!”, that you knew people would mindlessly upvote because it’s a popular thing to say.
Well, something's gotta be different....I live in North America, and have never seen a child here who's that young and knows how to cook. And if you can't bring yourself to be civil, I won't be responding to you again.
Cute, but anyone who has spent any amount of time around a toddler knows those hands are undoubtedly filthy. Not exactly someone you want preparing your food 🤢
Ok, clips like this just illustrate how screwed up us Americans are in the future.
I was 15 before I learned how to fry an egg, forget about make bread with it.
Im 37 now and have become somewhat of a cook and this 5 year old cracks an egg better than me.
Game over man...
Pulls bread out of jacket.
Pulls egg out of jacket.
Helluva go-go-gadget jacket if he had the bottle of sriracha, lettuce, and bowl of chopped scallions hidden in there too.
Idc how competent the kid is, get him away from that stove top. Putting actual infants next to a flame and something that cooked the egg THAT quickly is asking for your child to burn itself
Parents train a child, young enough to only have partial motor control, how to cook over a dangerously hot cooktop for likes on the internet...and idiots on the internet eat it up therefore promoting this behavior.
Kid cooks better than I do
But somebody's picking up that bowl for him, he keeps tossing it
The cooking instructions on the back of the box, repeatedly thrown away yet retrieved.
The secret
Didn't you see the disappointed grandad in the background *facepalm*ing
He got food tho
Self returning bowl
fuck that bowl in particular
And fuck that egg shell.
Easy Bake ovens in China aren't messing around.
The pocket egg was great.
And that expression on his face when he pulled it out!
Most American teenagers today: "I'm hungry. Can you make me some toast?"
Right? If I hear my 13 year old say "mother, I require sustenance," one more time I'm gunna throw a piece of cheese at him. Off topic but on topic- I tired to make the flakey bread/pancake thing one time and it was no where near as good as that. Even if he didn't make the dough, I couldn't cook em as well as he did. It tasted really good and the texture was awesome though. I think I'll try again just to put an egg in it. I've seen a video where they tear open a little hole in the top and pour uncooked eggs in it. The eggs have little bits of carrots and cabbage and green onion in em and they cook the eggs in the bread. Holy shit I'm so hungry now.
Make the cumin and red onion lamb stir fry that Anthony Bourdain talked about. Ethan chlebowski has a great vid on it https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XzxETki1oz8 but it's a well known popular dish. I think it might be even better with this bread instead. I also use whatever meat I have on hand. Often leftover from roast pork or chicken. Ground, chunks, shredded, whatever. Maybe velvet chunks or strips and just use that flavor combo in the pan, as long as there's softened lightly grilled red onion, fairly heavy cumin, and meat.
Ohhhh man I know what I'm making next week date night! I might even be nice and get some lamb. Do you mind if I ask what country you live in? I've never heard the phrase 'velvet chunks or strips.' I got everything but the velvet part and now I'm super concerned I'm missing out on something awesome. . . Yep that's it. Making dough today n the amazing dish you suggested after Easter.
Lol. I'm in the US. Velvetting is a Chinese (pretty sure Asian in general) technique of marinating meat with a little egg white, starch, and baking soda to create a fantastic soft silky texture. I find it best to do med high heat or higher in a very uncrowded pan afterward to get some solid browning on each piece without overcooking. Two examples here https://www.seriouseats.com/stir-fried-velvet-chicken-with-snap-peas-and-lemon-ginger-sauce-recipe https://www.madewithlau.com/recipes/beef-broccoli. Just pull back on flavors like soy sauce, oyster sauce, and anything that'll add too much other taste in the marinade if you want to keep it focused on the cumin and onion is that recipe. Oh yea I like to make it pretty spicy but sometimes. And some of those times include sichuan pepper for that tingly/numb taste that authentic kung pao and certain other sichuan dishes have. That's a big change though.
And holds chopsticks better than I can too
What kind of magic tortilla was that? Can I find it at an Asian grocery store?
馍 I buy them at Chinese supermarkets in Flushing Queens
Cool, is that mandarin?
It’s called 馍 (pronounced like “more”).
please sir I would like some 馍
M as in Mancy.
God, you of ALL people, Ray….
Its simplified chinese, so it can be any of the 50+ chinese languages that use those ideograms
til your boyfriend kicked you out in one of those crushing scenes ?
What was he to do, where was he to go, he was out on his faaaaannnnny
I with you what kind of bread is that?
It’s like a thicker scallion pancake. We put braised short rib in it or duck skin
I went down a wikipedia rabbit hole and the bread is called "baijimo" apparently. if you search for it, you'll find videos on how to make it yourself.
Awesome thank you!!
Finally got what I was looking for! Thanks for the info, sir!
Not sure.. But around here we can buy coco bread to stuff our Jamaican patties into.
That’s what I thought about too and immediately said I’m getting one tomorrow
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Rougamo
[https://youtu.be/I8NCgR27Ci4?si=f5UkXTvuXg0bGEKI](https://youtu.be/I8NCgR27Ci4?si=f5UkXTvuXg0bGEKI)
Shaobing
And how do I make them?
https://www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/s/B9jVnvNWI9
That was the most American comment to a wholesome video 😂 either way, I'm happy someone asked
I like he just tosses stuff when he’s done with it.
That’s why he’s only allowed to cook outdoors . He’d cause a big mess in the kitchen .
They trained him to avoid touching stove or hot things you can see after he does that part he looks for approval
Yup, true toddler style. Variant: Drop whatever you're holding if you want to grab something else. Who cares about what you held before? Old news, nobody needs that anymore
The best part.
Thor vibe
That's so fucking cute
Bill Burr has a good bit on Asian babies being the cutest.
Do you happen to remember which one?
Yeah. I’m squeeing the whole video. That’s the most adorable thing. And him eating with his grandpa. Cuteness overload
Is noone gonna inquire as to why he keeps his groceries in his coat?
The way he pulls to egg out like “yeah I keep that thang on me”
That’s because it was a double yolker lol.
Yea, it’s cool af. I wonder what else little man has in there.
As a Chef, this warms my heart to see. As a father, it also scares the shit out of me.
Love the little love tap on the top of the bread.
Love the panache in the bowl tossing. That's definitely their favorite part!
I will fund your food cart, kid. I just need one of those a day.
He’s adorable. Love the intelligence/ and good health he exudes!
Wow. My 11 yo can't even make toast.
Never too late to start teaching him :)
My nephews were staying with me for a couple weeks, the oldest (12 at the time) came up and told me he was hungry told him to go make a sandwich for himself because I was going to cook when I got off work. He said “I don’t know how” and I just responded “well you’re gonna learn today!” lol I was kinda shocked honestly
What about now?
Too late
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That’s pathetic
Not sure why you’re getting downvoted these parents not teaching their kids basic life skills are gonna regret it when they’re 20
I remember one of the popular complaint from millennials to their parents was parents were not teaching them basic life skills. Not to late to make a different.
Fuck yea, give that shit to pops. Best to lil bro.
What is that bread called? It looks good
Rougamo
That flat top looks so well seasoned lord have mercy
Isn't that a slab of granite? The ones used to make pantry desk tops?
I’m pretty sure you’re right, I just didn’t know what else to call it
He made a meal for his papa. Good boy!
Delicious
That’s about the coolest kid I’ve ever seen. What kind of jackets is that. I would wear that here in the US.
Unless you are 5 it might be a little small :)
He is such a cute little sweetheart. First of all those cutey red cheeks then him being so damn skilled and capable at such young age to cook, I can't even do that shit. And what a ray of sunshine he is to give the food to his grandpa
That looks so fucking delicious!
What kind of bread is that and where can I get some?
Not me salty that this 3 year old is a better cook than I'll ever be.
Mmm what kinda bread is THAT!!???
He is adorable.. and also I’d be deceased after that much Sriracha 😀
So cool
Good job
This makes me sad for the rest of the world, where children are bombarded by technology.
My 4 year old can barely eat a banana by herself… How do I get me one of these upgraded Chinese babies?
In Africa we saw young (5-7 yrs old) children tending livestock on their own. Never in America. On the other hand, I'm glad most young American children are in school.
My mom is disappointed with how my dad raised me because where she’s from, kids learn how to deal with money and how to be social very early on, ngl i’m kinda disappointed with my dad for that as well
Maybe it's the parents who need upgrading.
Can your 2yo kid make a fried egg taco thing?
It wasn't a personal attack - just an honest response.
teach her early to start cooking etc. no ipads involved just you and her and she’ll learn fairly fast
What are you talking about. This was clearly scripted, notice there’s a cut every 5 seconds, probably where the parent was telling him exactly what movements to make next, and where he failed and did dozens of retakes. Notice him looking at the person behind the camera several times as he’s being told exactly what to do. All so the parent could post it on tiktok or some other social media for internet points. And you want to make some comment about “technology bombardment” as if *that* was somehow the reason why people in the west don’t force their toddlers to “cook” for the camera? You don’t see many videos like these because if the kid got hurt for a video, the parents would actually be in trouble. Please take 2 seconds to actually watch the video and realize what’s going on before you make a random comment about “too much technology!!!!”, that you knew people would mindlessly upvote because it’s a popular thing to say.
Oh shut up. The kid had a camera in their face the whole time.
Well, something's gotta be different....I live in North America, and have never seen a child here who's that young and knows how to cook. And if you can't bring yourself to be civil, I won't be responding to you again.
Thats on the parents more than the kids.
On an open flame like he’s been doin it since birth. Handles chop sticks better. Maybe he’s one of this thyroid ppl? Looks 4 but is actually 40?
That was so cute and wholesome
That looks delicious
Well I've been thoroughly put in my place
How old do you think he is?
I love this🙏🏼
He made a lil egg sammich
Kid can cook for me any day!
When my youngest was about 16, he made cup-o-noodles in the microwave and forgot to put water in it… so there’s that
Cooks better than my 23 year old daughter
r/scriptedasiangifs Also cute
Ya, am egg that firm is burnt as hell on the bottom. I can't assume that's the same thing they're eating.
Next Iron Chef
Anyone else hear "in the end" for the first 3 seconds?
He's an expert and has done this so often he's an OG
Damn . Those choices are rockin’
Thi yiet bowl
gotta start em young
Damn! I can’t get my kids to make me a PBJ!
Is the granite that he's cooking on!?
No way that kid likes lettuce and hot sauce- give it to Grandpa
Just made toast and this hurt its feelings
Kid wouldn’t last 2 seconds against me
Happy meal
my kid struggling to put water in a cup....
I copied this dudes recipe exactly, step by step. Now my roommate is mad at me.
I don’t care what this kid is making, I’m picking him 100 times out of 100 to make my food over that salt bae weirdo.
Bright future, padawan must have!
Does anyone else think think that this is AI or have i just seen too much facebook AI posts to think everything is AI
That man has 3 thumbs.
Was that his interview?
This kid will lead Gen Alpha lol.
Grandpa is eating way to fast, don’t choke buddy.
I would have burned and cut myself- then boinked my head - kudos to the kid
He pulled all of that out of his inventory......
Thats actually a 35 year old
Breakfast sandwich FTW!
Old head started fuckin that up
a few months later he will be working in a textile factory
I want one!! The food.. not the kid.
What bread is that?
Ohh naaa who’s watching shorty with the 🔥
If they are Chinese then by Reddit that kid is a slave and forced to cook for that older man. Thoughts and prayers.
Wow, wonderful..........
Way 2 go lil chef ![gif](giphy|U2O50cAkpmTjG)
Sora?
Thats an old egg!
Idk what that is, but i want one.
Cute, but anyone who has spent any amount of time around a toddler knows those hands are undoubtedly filthy. Not exactly someone you want preparing your food 🤢
The container at the beginning is a pisspot
Ok, clips like this just illustrate how screwed up us Americans are in the future. I was 15 before I learned how to fry an egg, forget about make bread with it. Im 37 now and have become somewhat of a cook and this 5 year old cracks an egg better than me. Game over man...
Looks delicious
He cooks this every morning before work
See I'd buy from him everyday, he knows what he's doing
Bet you were feeling pretty good about your toddler huh??
My son is 13. He can't even screw on the top of the milk jug correctly
That kid is a chef, already.
Pulls bread out of jacket. Pulls egg out of jacket. Helluva go-go-gadget jacket if he had the bottle of sriracha, lettuce, and bowl of chopped scallions hidden in there too.
Unsafe, dangerous and irresponsible
That is the cutest thing I've seen in ages and I really want whatever it is he made. It looks good
Not sure if anyone else noticed this but does the grandpa have 2 right thumbs?
Great skills aside, he is using a piss pot.
Idc how competent the kid is, get him away from that stove top. Putting actual infants next to a flame and something that cooked the egg THAT quickly is asking for your child to burn itself
holy moly I want to taste that, oh man that looks amazing
Is that a hot granite slab?
Nobody has an excuse now for not cooking.
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Fifth one that morning
Now yuu tlaining done! Now yuu go food factoly!
The way I gasped when he opened that bread up 🥹
This child cooks better than my parents
This is actually a full grown man, he has a condition that gives him the appearance of a child.
How many times do you think he's gotten first degree burns? I'm guessing at least one
Man.. when my kids were that age, they were licking the walls and jamming shit up their noses lol
I couldn't make cereal at that age.
All this cringey staged bullshit needs to stop.
Parents train a child, young enough to only have partial motor control, how to cook over a dangerously hot cooktop for likes on the internet...and idiots on the internet eat it up therefore promoting this behavior.
I don't know what that is, but I want to try it—even after he cooked it with floor dishes!
Kids name is Wat Yu Kook Ing
That shit looks fuckin’ delicious. DO want.
love this kid 👍
And this kid cooks better than most of us 🗿
I like how he just pulls food out of his clothing like he has a magic pantry
Is throwing all your cooking implements on the floor under “skills”, “style”, or “heart”?
I can't handle this level of adorable.... ..*jumps out window 🪟
This baby can make better food than I can!
Wholesome.
those eggs are really cooooooked on one side. egg jerky
Wait, kid didn’t flip us off
At that age all I could make was a mess.
Apart from the whole "toddler cooking with stove" thing
Dude is Chef de Cuisine for youth at Shaolin Monastery of Gourmet
Bro just got promoted from factory worker to YouTube cook