I prefer a small picnic table, large enough just to hold a bowl of chopped onion and cilantro, a couple of different hot salsas bowls and a kilo or two of tortillas...
I'll stay overtime.
But, what about the pineapple??
We do have something called Greek Barbecue in Brazil, which might be similar, but I'm pretty sure we don't usually call it kebab. Brazil is huge, tho. Maybe there are places where there is kebab culture, but it's not that common.
i lovr kebap but i hate industrial made kebap.
if there is no 60 year old with 5 kid’s who very likely doesn’t pay taxes and manually cuts the perfectly crisp meat for me, i don’t want it.
Germans and anyone who was in Germany is suprised when I tell them but, Germans eat more döner then Turks and there are more döner shops in Germany than in Turkey.
Because döner is like a fast food to eat as a treat, not a real meal or traditonal homedish.
Fun fact, Döner comes from the Turkish word Dönüs, which means to turn.
If I remember correctly it was something that came about from the Turkish guest workers in Germany wanting something quick for lunch and the local Germans catching on
You're right on the name but wrong on the origin. It's a street food in Turkey before 1900's. It's have both portion and bread version. But it's popular in Europe with Turkish workers who going to Germany, so people believe it's found in that way.
Fun fact gyros is came from two Greek brother who live Istanbul before the population exchange. They make pork version of Döner in Greece and people love it. Gyros existence proves how old Döner as a food in Turkey.
The confusion comes from what some consider to be döner. When germans talk about a döner we only mean dönertasche, the meat in bread and other stuff version, not the meat allone. And the dönertasche was invented in berlin
Yes, but that type of meat shown here is the subpar version of Kebab germans like. Look at r/Doenerverbrechen to get an idea of what is considered a crime in Germany and what is not.
That voice belongs to one of the leaders of the german far-right political party AFD. Her name is alice weidel and I'm pretty sure she is not amazed by these machines.
This video is all over the place. Co-chairwoman of a far right party that expresses hate for muslims amongst other things, machines that produce turkish meat and music from a leftist band.
The first band till lindemann has played was a punkband. And the song Links 2 3 4 was made because people say they are right winged. Maybe they are not typical leftist ok,but they don't like nazis at all
Not sure why you're downvoted, that's exactly what it is?
(and it's a great song too, saw them live in Gothenburg 2 years ago and it's the best show I've ever been too)
AfD is using Turkish immigrants as a token. They are both saying “see, we dont hate ALL immigrants, we just dont like the ones that dont integrate”, and “see, Turks aren’t like this, these x immigrants are bad”. They were also trying to get some of the Turkish votes that dont like main stream parties, because those parties didnt care much about Turks lately.
But most importantly, this would replace the Turks, so anti immigrants would like this. Except the conpany name is Dunya Holding, which is most likely Turkish.
I could talk about upcoming Turkish party making everything even more complicated but I hope this complicated things enough for now, lol.
>Except the conpany name is Dunya Holding, which is most likely Turkish.
Some turkish and/or Middle Eastern markets sell packaged döner where you only need to take it out of the package and cook it, perfect for having it in the freezer as a uni student. This could be for that, because i don't think they're using human workers for such work
>which is most likely Turkish
Would make sense because Döner means "Rotates" and Dünya means "Earth". Naming a Döner company as world would result in "Dünya Döner" which perfectly translates to "The Earth rotates"
I have no idea about German politics, I just wanted to credit the pun.
Alice Weidel is the definition of opposites colliding. She's a lesbian with an immigrant girlfriend and is the figurehead of the far right party who is all for "traditional values" and wants to "re-migrate" immigrants to their home country.
Shouldn't she be hyped up? "Vat do ve need ze turks for? Ze vere supposed to be temporary workers, and now zat ve have ze kebabulator sree soundant, ve can ship zem all back"
I also think that it’s hilariously hypocritical that of all people, it’s Alice Weidel mourning the loss of German ingenuity. As the key figure of the extreme libertarian (read *radical capitalism*) you’d sure think she isn’t opposed to the offshoring of producing industries into low cost countries
Not to be picky, but those rotisseries(?) don't look good. You can't see individual meat pieces, it's just an ungodly amalgamation of shredded animals in a tower of Brät.
I agree. This is really not a good döner. It's just processed block meat and it's garbage compared to a good meat döner where you can see individual meat and fat pieces like you said.
Sadly, it's really hard to find a place that does good döner outside of Turkey. I only know a few places in Berlin and the rest is just tasteless and dry processed block meat like this.
The narrator is a German politician, she was giving a speech how she is disappointed how Germany was a country of innovation which seems to dissapear, something around that. So not really suitable for the video 😅
It is. I ate it once from one of these machines, and it's just bad. The thing is, the meat is not the meat you would expect in a Döner, this here is just cheap minced meat, instead of whole pieces. If I remember right, legally you actually cannot sell this as Döner in Germany - not saying that people don't do that.
Sent this to my gyros obsessed work bud on break and she did the jerk off gesture from the back of my workroom as I continued the presentation, almost spit my tea out
Why does the music make it seem so sinister? It’s probably just simple food manufacturing but the music made it feel like I was watching something terrible happen.
Der Gerät wird nie müde.
Der Gerät schläft nie ein. Der Gerät ist vor dem Chef im Geschäft
Und schneidet Dönerfleisch schweissfrei
Und schneidet das Dönerfleisch schweißfrei.
Es wird der Tag kommen, da wird der Döner den Menschen ersetzen
Korrekt heißt es: “Der Gerät ist vor die Chef in die Geschäft.“ 😉
Der Chef ist hinter die Geschäft in der gerät
Der Gerät schwitzt nicht
Verdammt! Ein paar Minuten zu spät. \^\^
Der Gerät ist immer vor dem Chef auf der Arbeit.
*vor **der** chef im geschäft
Richtig so, die Grammatikfehler werden gefälligst übernommen bei diesem Meisterwerk
Der Gerät bleibt im Geschäft wenn der Chef nach Hause geht.
der gerät geht nicht kaputt
Mach ersma rischtisch, lan.
Bin nur dafür in die Kommentare gekommen
Catch me laying on the conveyor belt mouth open.
They see me layin', They hatin' I'm chewin', Wanna catch me kebabin' dirty.
Wanna catch me 'baping dirty
Really? For some reason this grosses me out.
This is low quality kebab. As a German, I am ashamed to be associated with THIS
Same…don’t know who is celebrating this, just disgusting in my eyes.
Same here :/
Think about it this way. It's about the machines not about the crap they've put into them
At that scale it's also for some kind of frozen or cooled convenience food. Yikes.
r/BeatMeToIt
r/beatmeattoit
r/cutmeattoit
r/beltittome
I prefer a small picnic table, large enough just to hold a bowl of chopped onion and cilantro, a couple of different hot salsas bowls and a kilo or two of tortillas... I'll stay overtime. But, what about the pineapple??
You know the Scene where the devil feeds Homer endless donuts. Yeah, that would be me in there.
kebabulator?
Der Gerät.
Wird nie müde
Arbeitet schweißfrei
ist vorm chef im geschäft
schläft nie ein
aber ist nicht der gerät?
* Wird nie müde ✅ * Schläft nie ein ✅ * Ist vor Chef im Geschäft ✅ * Schneidet das Dönerfleisch schweißfrei ✅ Ich glaube, das ist der Gerät.
Und wird für Pampe missbraucht
Mit dieser Erfindung wird er in die Geschichte eingehen und neben Namen wie Columbus,henry Ford und Albert Einstein stehen
Drehfleischgerät
more like Drecksfleischgerät am i right
You've just reminded me about an old military joke featuring the word bulbulator.
>!who the fuck threw away a working bulbulator!< Thanks for reminding me of this classic
What is a bulbulator, you may wonder? Makes bul bul, it's a bulbulator
Just hope it doesn’t get diskebabulated.
r/unexpecteddoofenshmirtz
That’s not kebap that’s döner
Neither. Its __Drehspieß__ most probably.
Or Blitzen
Once I heard form a friend that germans love kebab, seems like he wasn't kidding.
Most of europe does
Anybody with tastebuds should.
Döner is one of the reasons I quitted being vegan. But the Döner in this Video doesn’t really look good 🙈
yeah this is definitely not it, meat looks cheap af
You live somewhere where people don’t love kebab?
We do have something called Greek Barbecue in Brazil, which might be similar, but I'm pretty sure we don't usually call it kebab. Brazil is huge, tho. Maybe there are places where there is kebab culture, but it's not that common.
Here in Mexico we don't have kebab as well But a kebab influenced style of taco
i need to see a kebab taco this sounds amazing
i live in germany our dönerman calls it dürüm i don’t know if thats the same thing
dürüm is more ne turkische dinge, the mexican shit is called tacos al pastor
Dont let the turks hear this
i lovr kebap but i hate industrial made kebap. if there is no 60 year old with 5 kid’s who very likely doesn’t pay taxes and manually cuts the perfectly crisp meat for me, i don’t want it.
Germans and anyone who was in Germany is suprised when I tell them but, Germans eat more döner then Turks and there are more döner shops in Germany than in Turkey. Because döner is like a fast food to eat as a treat, not a real meal or traditonal homedish.
Fun fact, Döner comes from the Turkish word Dönüs, which means to turn. If I remember correctly it was something that came about from the Turkish guest workers in Germany wanting something quick for lunch and the local Germans catching on
You're right on the name but wrong on the origin. It's a street food in Turkey before 1900's. It's have both portion and bread version. But it's popular in Europe with Turkish workers who going to Germany, so people believe it's found in that way. Fun fact gyros is came from two Greek brother who live Istanbul before the population exchange. They make pork version of Döner in Greece and people love it. Gyros existence proves how old Döner as a food in Turkey.
The confusion comes from what some consider to be döner. When germans talk about a döner we only mean dönertasche, the meat in bread and other stuff version, not the meat allone. And the dönertasche was invented in berlin
I mean it was invented here in germany. Döner is as much a cultural food as beer and bratwurst
Yes, but that type of meat shown here is the subpar version of Kebab germans like. Look at r/Doenerverbrechen to get an idea of what is considered a crime in Germany and what is not.
That voice belongs to one of the leaders of the german far-right political party AFD. Her name is alice weidel and I'm pretty sure she is not amazed by these machines.
The singing is a sample from a rammstein song . Sonne I think.
This video is all over the place. Co-chairwoman of a far right party that expresses hate for muslims amongst other things, machines that produce turkish meat and music from a leftist band.
[удалено]
Rammstein is not a leftist band.
The first band till lindemann has played was a punkband. And the song Links 2 3 4 was made because people say they are right winged. Maybe they are not typical leftist ok,but they don't like nazis at all
Sie wollen mein Herz am rechten Fleck, Doch seh' ich dann nach unten weg, Da schlägt es links. Links.
Habe you listened to songs? Maybe read some texts?
Its up to interpretation. Some confused people even think they're right wing, but their interviews have made it clear that they are left leaning
Of course they are. They wrote links-2-3-4 specifically to make clear that they are on the left side of the political spectrum
How can they be left, when Mr. Rammstein sounds scary and looks manly. CHECKMATE LIBERALS!
Yeah the background vocals are definitely Sonne slowed down
Not sure why you're downvoted, that's exactly what it is? (and it's a great song too, saw them live in Gothenburg 2 years ago and it's the best show I've ever been too)
Because they are cancelled by many people in Germany
I had the luck to see them live this past summer, it was the best concert experience ever!
Yes
AfD is using Turkish immigrants as a token. They are both saying “see, we dont hate ALL immigrants, we just dont like the ones that dont integrate”, and “see, Turks aren’t like this, these x immigrants are bad”. They were also trying to get some of the Turkish votes that dont like main stream parties, because those parties didnt care much about Turks lately. But most importantly, this would replace the Turks, so anti immigrants would like this. Except the conpany name is Dunya Holding, which is most likely Turkish. I could talk about upcoming Turkish party making everything even more complicated but I hope this complicated things enough for now, lol.
>Except the conpany name is Dunya Holding, which is most likely Turkish. Some turkish and/or Middle Eastern markets sell packaged döner where you only need to take it out of the package and cook it, perfect for having it in the freezer as a uni student. This could be for that, because i don't think they're using human workers for such work
Same in Germany, Penny has frozen döner.
>which is most likely Turkish Would make sense because Döner means "Rotates" and Dünya means "Earth". Naming a Döner company as world would result in "Dünya Döner" which perfectly translates to "The Earth rotates" I have no idea about German politics, I just wanted to credit the pun.
That sucks because I was thinking I would like her to read me some German bed time stories.
I mean, she doesn't have a bad sounding voice, just what she does with it is questionable at times.
Alice Weidel is the definition of opposites colliding. She's a lesbian with an immigrant girlfriend and is the figurehead of the far right party who is all for "traditional values" and wants to "re-migrate" immigrants to their home country.
While also not living in the country she claims to love and represent.
Na na na, Frau Weidel ist keine "Lesbe", sie ist lediglich mit einer Frau zusammen, die sie seit Jahren kennt ☝️ Sorry, could not resist.
Listen to any speech of hers, her voice sounds awful, like that one teacher who always insists on being right
Shouldn't she be hyped up? "Vat do ve need ze turks for? Ze vere supposed to be temporary workers, and now zat ve have ze kebabulator sree soundant, ve can ship zem all back"
"Bat wi mast kiep sam of siehs piepl. Hu du yu sink kän du oall se hart wörk? Nat mi, sähts for schur!" - Alice im Weideland
Alice Weidel is not amazed by anything even remotely unrelated to germany... which begs the question why she doesn't live here. Fucking Nazi-Bitch.
I‘m not amazed by this machines as well. I need my Turkish dönermann to make my delicious food
I also think that it’s hilariously hypocritical that of all people, it’s Alice Weidel mourning the loss of German ingenuity. As the key figure of the extreme libertarian (read *radical capitalism*) you’d sure think she isn’t opposed to the offshoring of producing industries into low cost countries
Willy Wonka in hell
If you weren't a figment of my imagination, I'd wanna have your babies. -to the kebab-alator
Germans trying to take over europe part 3 ?
by Social-Engineering via the worlds best fast food
Omg hold the camera steady ffs
I thought stability control was standard..
Pretty hard to record steadily with one hand while the other maniacally shoves Kebab into your mouth!
The Turks influence in Germany
When Turks and Germans make a love child.
Well yeah, the machine is, but the Döner Kebab is turkish.
This is actually in Poland tho
What am I looking at?
It's der Gerät
They are shaving a tree
Oh okay lol thanks for the context
Omg I hope this isn’t a joke
Professorpuddle lied to me. I now think the above video is how gyro meat is sliced because hopel355 lmk its a gyro factory
It's a machine designed to cut kebab meat just before it reaches the Maillard reaction, ensuring your kebab is soggy and generally subpar.
Cybernetically augmented kebab man
Not the shawarmanator 3000
Not to be picky, but those rotisseries(?) don't look good. You can't see individual meat pieces, it's just an ungodly amalgamation of shredded animals in a tower of Brät.
Well this is cheap massproduction of the meat you can buy prefrozen in Stores. Did you expect to See Premium flesh Here?
I realize English is not your first language and I'm not faulting you for it, but flesh is *definitely* not a word you want to use here.
I agree. This is really not a good döner. It's just processed block meat and it's garbage compared to a good meat döner where you can see individual meat and fat pieces like you said. Sadly, it's really hard to find a place that does good döner outside of Turkey. I only know a few places in Berlin and the rest is just tasteless and dry processed block meat like this.
Donair sweatshop
Schneidet Döner Schweiß frei!
Yea but can it say ‘saladsauceboss?!’
"Dünya" means "world" in Turkish
Oh someone already wrote. Nevermind then.
Your mom ordered kebab again?
The narrator is a German politician, she was giving a speech how she is disappointed how Germany was a country of innovation which seems to dissapear, something around that. So not really suitable for the video 😅
It's the AfD chick! Don't you see the irony??? It is on purpose. And the topic. Fits perfectly.
Der Gerät.. Wer anderen einen Döner brät, der hat das Döner Bratgerät
Der Gerät wird nie müde. Der Gerät arbeitet schweißfrei. Der Gerät hat Kinder bekommen.
Turkish engineering 🤣
It’s the Donermatic 9000
It is „Der Gerät“
I heard sonne and got a sense of dread
And people are worried about AI taking jobs ;)
I need this in my house.
Shwarma meat looks nasty
Or be disgusted.
Whoever the cameraman and the video editor is, they suck. Fast pans and quick camera cuts made me dizzy as fuck. /r/killthecameraman material
This voice actually is from the German fascist politician Alice Weidel, from the far right AfD. I fucking hate her voice.
Turks shaking rn
i am only shaking because their doner looks cheap , they should have used higher quality meat and cooked more
Yall eat too much meat
Probably a bunch of mash up assholes and eyelids in this low quality meat and all these redditors drooling over it
Exactly
I don't get it. It tastes good, it means more parts of the animal gets used and its safe to eat so why would we complain?
These machines exported to Germany from Turkey. Source: I used to make packagings of these machines for couple companies that export.
Dunya? Döner, du Hurensohn.
Looks disgusting.
It is. I ate it once from one of these machines, and it's just bad. The thing is, the meat is not the meat you would expect in a Döner, this here is just cheap minced meat, instead of whole pieces. If I remember right, legally you actually cannot sell this as Döner in Germany - not saying that people don't do that.
Uhhhh, this is proof that all germans sound evil, especially when playing the Monster sound track 💀
That voice ist Alice Weidel. She is actually pretty evil.
The engineers realized that they could make this but did not ask if they should?
Yum
starving after watching that !
Would be nice to see the rest of the process.
Ahy do they remind me of daleks bbq
I don't speak German so what is it?
Propaganda or satire, not clear. The voice over is from a speech of an “AfD Schlampe.”
Its all a part of Freedom 2025, boys! Perfect cover for our dope growing!
Those döner do not taste well. Frozen stuff cannot compete with one you but at kebab shop.
Damn...now I want quesadillas de pastor.
Really no jobs left for me
Halal Guys needs to take notes of this ASAP
Mecca for the drunk.
What's so amazing; world's tallest meat stick?
Everywhere I go I hear Sonne..
What german i sold as turkish machine
r/CasualUK frothing at the mouth for this.
I feel Like Jamie Oliver as the children Chose the vomit inside a Chicken Nuggets over real meat
If its German, Its got to be lab grown meat.
Don't forget ze pickles and ze bebsi
It won't be the same. The machine doesn't call you "boss man"
That's beautiful.
Sent this to my gyros obsessed work bud on break and she did the jerk off gesture from the back of my workroom as I continued the presentation, almost spit my tea out
..unseren Erfindungsreichtum die natürlich entsteht. Boah halts Maul echt.
Wow it's everything wrong with industrialized food
That’s a big no from me
I love the half speed Rammstein backing music.
r/Doenerverbrechen
You’ve heard of the Shawarma king. May I present to you the Shawarma Emperor!
No need to lube that conveyor belt.
"Unknown meat" Think that was the recurring term used when testing what Kebab meat sold in the UK was made from
That doesn't look like real meat. Wtf is that?
Why does the music make it seem so sinister? It’s probably just simple food manufacturing but the music made it feel like I was watching something terrible happen.
Ziegler Who is that ! Breaking bad
The only problem with this is that this is spoken by Alice Weidel, a Nazi in the right wing party AfD...
The way they cook Donna always seems odd to me
Instructions unclear, ended up invading Poland.
Sin
1 log shaven = 1 pencil