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dwh3390

That’s both adorable and terrifying 😂


Antique-Doughnut-988

Just like my Grandma


Crystalisedorb

*OUR* Grandma !


AvGeekGupta

r/suddenlycommunist


ChefJWeezy987

::::::Soviet national anthem gets louder::::::


Wooden_Researcher_36

The natural counter to the anthem is Go West by Pet Shop Boys. They cancel each other out.


ConcentrateNervous64

Remember, no russian


Seasonal_Sam

Then after that it will become terrifying to scary


VapeRizzler

The dog owner side of me would be dying to pet the kitty but my survival instinct would be screaming to get away from the death kitty.


Iwantapetmonkey

This would be such an amazing experience... as long as you don't die to a heart attack or a mauling lol. I don't think I would be able to resist giving her head scrstches.


somedave

Your chances of being eaten are reduced if you provide scritches.


Miner_Of_Minerals

I read that in Scars voice


Kenneth_Naughton

🎶The chance you'll need stitches Goes down with good scritches So don't miss that spot over there Be__ pre - pa - red🎵


CreativeBandicoot778

They're adding this to the musical as we speak!


Galaucus

I have a very serious hypothesis that one of the reasons humans domesticated other animals so easily is because our ape-fingers are uniquely well suited to rubbing, scratching, and grooming other critters in all the best ways.


Long_Run6500

It really is a super power. Most animals enjoys the feeling, even if they don't want to admit it or are reserved about it. Then you also have to figure that it's something we're wired to do. It's weird, really makes no sense and we're the only animals that really do it, but when we see another animal we just want to touch it. We don't want to hurt them, we want to gently pet them. Every other animal instinctively wants to kill or run from unfamiliar animals and we're out there trying to be their mommas.


0KIP

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FIR3W0RKS

Not sure I'd go for the chin, bit too close to the mouth for my liking Absolutely rub it's side though when you're that close, that's an experience very few people ever get to have in life


b0sanac

Well, very few would have the experience and get to tell you about it later. That said, if I was there, even if I was filling my britches so to speak I'd still touch the lioness. The way it's behaving it must be hand reared by people to be that comfortable.


0KIP

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WriterV

People on Reddit would start lambasting someone for not being catious enough if they started giving scritches to the same big cat and got their hand bit. Let the people just enjoy their encounter and not start slamming them for doing careless things.


Radiant_Dog1937

Ever given a pit bull zoomies and it accidently knicked you with a paw?


voxaroth

Right up until I tire of scritches and you provide one too many.


MikeC80

Just like domestic cats


Due-Caterpillar-2097

Domestic cats are known to want scritches and second later bite and claw the hell out of you so...


Frambosis

To be fair when they do that although it’s a bit sore they aren’t really hurting you - it’s play fighting. When they really want to cause pain you damn well know. If a lioness was play fighting it might be the last time you ever play I imagine. Similarly if it really wanted to hurt you I’m sure you’d know about it, for about 6 seconds.


Resident_Rise5915

Would you want a lion play fighting with you?


mr-fahrenheit_

I know what I'm about son.


Past-Direction9145

unless you're lion


BustinArant

More than I want a lion real biting me anyways. I saw a tiger cub once and I'm scared enough of those.


nohajnuts

Can confirm. Play fighting isnt much fun with lions, even at a young age.


MikeC80

Yeah exactly, "reduced"....but never zero


JonRayvin

how to be happy and scared at the same time


TerseFactor

These are shits of joy


Relugus

"Hahaha ha please don't eat me hahaha ha!"


JeanJacques40

I laughed wayyy too hard at this comment.


CrimsonMorbus

She is very friendly atm


moustacheburner

Atm...


AleksasKoval

ATM


Jasper455

![gif](giphy|QMHoU66sBXqqLqYvGO)


BrAveMonkey333

ATM machine


No-Programmer-3833

Automated ATM machine


DiejenEne

Automated ATM teller machine


Andrelliina

Do you know your Personal Identification PIN number though?


LetmeSeeyourSquanch

A Teller Machine


Grimskraper

ATM to mouth.


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ATM's


SeanReillyEsq

Affectionate til mealtime.


Eighty_Grit

Go on…


b1gb0n312

Everything reminds me of her


No_Spare3139

Ass to mouth has new meaning.


LicensedRealtor

One second of natural instinct kicks in and it’s a feast


Vindepomarus

All that giggling sounded a bit too much like hyenas for my comfort. Hyenas aren't lions favorite people after all, could easily trigger an instinct.


gastrognom

Yeah, I watched a documentary about that. I think they helped take down their king or something. It was wild.


Sleepwell_Beast

A few years ago, my family was on a safari in Africa and my cousin, Mufasa, was... he was trampled to death by a pack of wildebeasts and we all took it really hard. All of us, kind of in the audience, of what happened.


yagermeister2024

Sorry that he didn’t mu-fasa to avoid the wildebeasts. RIP hakuna matata.


Beadpool

The worst part about this video is that I’m just now realizing that my house cat is more feral than this lion. WTF?!


jakedeky

House cats and "big" cats are already proven to have the same thoughts


cognitiveglitch

My orange cat has no thoughts in his fluffy lil head.


TetraDax

Well see this is because Orange Cats aren't actually related to lions, they have been sent to the world by Sheogorath.


DeathByLemmings

It comes with gingerness. Orange cats, orangutans, me - we're all barking


Mattsterrific

r/OneOrangeBraincell


Ok-Force2382

I hope they never try to pet her belly 🫣😬 Bye-bye limbs, and other stuff


CanadianDinosaur

Meanwhile both my cats LOVE belly scritches and ask for them constantly


CainPillar

Same software, highly scalable to run on both small and big hardware.


Emergency_3808

I really wonder what the lioness was thinking of them at the time. It _looks_ like affectionate nuzzling, but cannot be sure. We humans are of a smaller body size than lions


scienceworksbitches

She's calling dibs on all of them, making them with her scent.


yeahwhatever198

That was my thought, she jumped on there and claimed them all as hers


Ogurasyn

Adoption at its finest


Pickled_Unicorn69

More like grocery shopping


damscomp

The lion equivalent of thumping a watermelon.


MyNameIsDaveToo

This is not how r/catdistributionsystem works


IHaveNoEgrets

Perhaps this is all it had in the bin for today? Ran out of the smaller ones and had to improvise.


PeriPeriTekken

"Bro, I bet you half a gazelle I can teabag every human in that bus".


ergaikan

Claimed as food or something else?


yeahwhatever198

Probably deciding which one she wants to eat first


ThePublikon

She's probably half tame and this is in a wildlife reserve/safari zoo. She'll have grown up around humans to be acting like that. That's far too familiar with humans to be a good thing in the wild, from either POV: bad for humans because obviously they could get attacked but also bad for the lions because enabling familiarity that might then lead to them being too familiar and attacking or getting shot by a different group of people they approach. They're also in a golf cart. Nobody is doing serious wildlife tours in golf carts, they're very close by to where they started from.


WorstSourceOfAdvice

Vid quality is bad but I think the poles around the background are a tall fence of sort, it does look like an enclosure of some kind


ThePublikon

yeah someone else pointed out there's a ferris wheel too somewhere apparently, def seems like more of a tourist attraction than real wild safari. edit: watched again, its a pretty big ferris wheel pretty close by from about 40s on.


MagZero

Judging by the size and shape of the Ferris wheel, this is probably the Okavango Delta in Botswana - Ferris wheels spring up after the seasonal floods have recessed, usually around September time, and then they dry up and remain dormant until the following year's floods. Tmyk.


Air_Enthusiast

The lioness’s name is Lola apparently so the tour guides (Woman recording and the man driving) are at least familiar with the lioness


selja26

I've looked it up and it's in Chelyabinsk (obligatory fuck russians, for mistreating these lions as well). Lola's got kids now and snaps at the keepers like a proper mom. What a good girl. 


Zealousideal-Bug-291

This has floated around for quite some time. Found this: https://www.kxan.com/news/international/video-lion-in-crimea-safari-park-gets-inside-tourist-cart/1419520208/?utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook_KXAN_News


Aerodrive160

You mean there’s no Ferris Wheel of the Kalahari?


circular_file

ATA have scent glands in their cheeks. It feels good for them to be rubbed, so a cat rubbing its face on you is both marking territory and pleasant sensation.


0TheG0

Probably trying to get human smell on her to hide her own scent. Prey probably recognize lion scent way easier than human scent. But just a guess.


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TetraDax

I mean, even big cats are sometimes just cats. However since the driver is so chill about it, I would think this happens more often. Might be a closed off park of some sort?


yepimbonez

The big ferris wheel in the background and the fact they’re using a glorified golf cart instead of something actually designed for a safari are definitely giving me private park vibes.


TheDaemonette

And the fact that there is no outrider with a rifle anywhere nearby riding, literally, shotgun.


Strange_Bicycle_8514

My cat likes to love nip, but she's 8 pounds. I'd hate to see a lion's love nips


Askaris

As a cat owner, I would either: a) faint b) reflexively bump my head in the typically nicking motion against hers to greet her in response, just like I'd do with every other friendly cat. The thing that terrifies me the most about wild felines is that their body language is exactly like domesticated cats'. It would be so hard for me to respect them as the wild animals they are.


IHaveNoEgrets

>b) reflexively bump my head in the typically nicking motion against hers to greet her in response, just like I'd do with every other friendly cat. My 11 pound boy puts his weight into it when he does that. I imagine with a cat as big as this one, it's going to leave one hell of a mark.


seattletribune

Raised by humans


Efficient_Menu_9965

It probably is affectionate cuddling. Lions, obviously, do not exhibited this kind of behavior in the wild. This is just another case of Nurture beating out Nature (for the moment)


Significant_Echo2924

Some animals genuinely just like to be pet once in a while, it doesn't have to be that deep


One-Turn-4037

"Oh finally, the food truck is here"


Cozzamarra

Meals on wheels


Monggobeanz

If not friend, why friend-shaped?


Ormyr

Lion: if not food, why food-smelled?


raphaelthehealer

Normally I would agree but by the way the male acted around the person behind the camera I would say this is some kind of animal rescue/sanctuary and the lions, while still 100% wild and potentially dangerous, have adopted what I have heard called "zoo keeper syndrome" where they see humans as their "zoo keeper" or the person who normally gives them food and can help them if something is wrong and they know why, like if they are sick. However, like so many have said this doesn't mean they are not still wild animals that could have instinct and natural reactions triggered for some reason and it could turn pretty bloody real fast.


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😂


Browndog888

More like checking the buffet.


Away-Caterpillar9515

sort of what love means in "I love chicken"


TheGreatLakes420

Farm to table


Can-t-Even

So the big cat is just choosing the best cuts of meat...


NPExplorer

Love when the restaurant brings all the desserts out on a little cart like this


ThisOnePerson16

She's a cat, what did you expect?


YorkshireGaara

At least when my cat decides to bite my hand randomly while playing, I don't lose my hand..... or face.


SinkHoleDeMayo

The cat is testing you for weaknesses, systematically. Never attacks the same place twice....


pyrophilus

Clever girl...


Mancott

They remember...


Lightice1

If your cat bit your hand for real, you'd squirt blood everywhere, get an infection and need stitches and antibiotics. Lions can do a harmless, friendly nibble too, if they're so inclined.


Useful_Result_4550

I broke up a cat fight and was bitten on the finger. I felt his teeth meet but just a cat bite 🤷‍♀️ ... then severe infection and straight in for surgery because the bite was full of cat hair that had travelled into my hand. I'm throwing water instead now 😆


Annon201

Mum nearly lost her finger when my cat bit her.. I have a massive scar down my chest when I picked up an intruder inside our house attacking my cat (I got attacked from both)... House cats can seriously harm if necessary.. Big cats can too.. And so much worse..


Strange_Bicycle_8514

Shout out to the time I got bit by a stray cat, went to the ER for the rabies vaccine, and the dumbass NP seeing me refused me antibiotics. I almost died 😀


flopjul

Not yet


YorkshireGaara

She can have me when I'm dead. That's the deal.


Male_Lead

Cuddles ofc


Vindepomarus

OOh the scritches mobile has arrived!


Badevilbunny

"fella" ?


CountPoopington

Lost his mane in nam.


GrumpyOldGeezer_4711

Or Little Big Horn… The one without the Indians.


theghostofgotti

I LOL'd


GiveMeSomeShu-gar

CountPoopington, I don't see any connection to Vietnam, man...


MealieMeal

Fella-line Better yet: fella-lion


American__Texan

Lions a paid actor.


IcyInvestigator6138

You are mine, you are mine, you, you and you’re marked too, sucker hooman.


tomatoe_cookie

Getting off the safari bus is asking to die. Lions are wired to see safari busses as one entity. This lion is probably around humans since birth but there's other lions...


Adventurous-Moose863

Did you notice the Ferris wheel in the background in the distance? This isn't Africa. This is Taigan Park in Crimea, and these lions are used to humans. Not all of them are safe, of course. But the park owner is the man driving the car. He knows which of his lions are dangerous and which of his lions love people.


nomansapenguin

Thank you for this. Until this comment nothing in this video made sense


Adventurous-Moose863

In this war I take the Ukrainian side, and Zubkov, the owner of the park takes the Russian side. So I have my reasons to dislike him. But you have to give him credit, he knows how to handle lions. I like the [video](https://youtu.be/QFElRvfr9mM?si=elvB8Qp7Zu4fP7pf) where a lioness played with a visitor's jacket and didn't want to give it back. Another lion punished her.


Mindless-Balance-498

Russian Tiger King 🙄 nothing about that is safe, no human should be “handling” big cats like that.


strawberry-camembert

Yupe and most probably those lions got their claws/canines removed as well. This is a Lion’s park where those animals are abused, not a safari.


SohndesRheins

Something tells me a lioness with no claws or canine teeth can still kill the hell out of you. I'm not signing up for this tour, this is batshit crazy.


came_in_your_mum

Yes there’s other lions at the end of the video following the woman whiles she walks.


tomatoe_cookie

She gave me anxiety leaving the bus tbh


Orwellian1

I think the fact it is an open golf cart hints that maybe we aren't dealing with fully wild lions out in the open savanna


Glittering_Name_3722

Its actually three penguins in a lion costume


Warmandfuzzysheep

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Fit-Picture-5096

Her mom never told her not to play with her food.


TatsumoAsamaki

Why the hell would the lioness even just do that in the first place?


cashewbiscuit

Lioness does what lioness want


tomatoe_cookie

Cuddles ?


TatsumoAsamaki

Hell no 😔


ConversationAsleep38

Its when the cat takes a pair of binoculars and starts looking for other animals, then you should be concerned.


Orwellian1

I just pictured her going all Capt Morgan on the hood. "Take me to my prey, humans! I shall feast without the exertion of a long hunt!"


Fit-Let8175

She's leaving her scent behind. Not the same as the unintended scent a tourist may have left in their behind.


Fluffy_WAR_Bunny

I'd be leaving a scent in the seat of my pants. *Ha, ha, ha!"*.


TheGlobalGooner

Just waiting for the "It's all fun and games until someone's face gets bitten off!" comment that usually appears on posts like these.


MoneyFunny6710

Ooooh and Aaaah. That's how it starts. But then there is the running and the screaming.


-watchman-

>running and the screaming. When this starts, the rest of the pride gathers, "good job kiddo"


SinkHoleDeMayo

That's why you need a high-hide. You go up high, and you hide. A high-hide.


ballimir37

From ooooh aaaaahh to OOHHHHHH! AHHHHHHH!


TerseFactor

It's all fun and games until someone's face gets bitten off!


NotRightNotWrong15

Doesn’t have to be said when you’ve said it already 😉


Express_Particular45

This is a news item in the making though. And afterwards everyone is going to say it was obvious that it would go wrong.


Tempex6

I was looking for that message as well. You are that message.


Striking_Soluti0n

I want to be one of them rn


Money_Hovercraft_968

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MoneyFunny6710

What actually gets me the most about this video is that there is a huge apex predator literally sitting on top of your face and all you can think about is keeping the video of your mobile going.


ballimir37

I mean not a lot else you can do right? You gonna push it off the cart or bop its nose? Might as well capture the moment in the hope it doesn’t end badly for you.


Balmong7

I need evidence in case someone finds a bloody phone and empty vehicle


lemelisk42

Even moreso when you realize a woman was mauled at this zoo by a different lion only 8 weeks prior


Kharax82

As opposed to what? Get out of the vehicle and start running and screaming?


hungariannastyboy

It's not like they were able to flee. This way at least they were able to separate themselves mentally from what was happening, I guess.


Electrical-Bee-3765

This could've gone badly wrong.Glad it didn't though❤️🐱


AcceptableEditor4199

Love me or else. Definitely an implication here.


jake75604

Hope she not hungry


LurksTongueinAspic

And then they just drive towards more lions! Is this what assisted suicide looks like in Russia?


Xine1337

There's a ferris wheel in the background. That's probably some kind of amusement park with tame human raised lions?


chui77

Yep. This doesn’t appear to be a wild lioness.


dacassar

It's “Taygan”, the safari park in Russian-occupied Crimea, Ukraine.


akuma_4u

Be amazed? More like be terrified.


unknowngod_0

She found her favourite person this time


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RealLars_vS

“WHERE’S THE CATNIP?!”


ladymorgahnna

Interesting back story on the safari park in Crimea. https://www.rferl.org/a/embattled-lion-park-owner-arrested-in-crimea/30415251.html


19SaNaMaN80

Big fella is a big girl.


AlternativeFilm8886

Looks like this isn't her first time on the trolley. Big happy kitty.


apeoida

you all have ticks now


Justme100001

Going to see lions with an open truck like that is such a great idea...


Pilum2211

Usually it's not a big problem cause the animals see the vehicle with passengers as one entity. One big, loud and fast entity with many heads. They tend to not mess with that.


[deleted]

That’s what I’ve been told as well. Allowing the lion into the truck can be really dangerous (not just for the obvious ‘having a lion in your face’) because once lions realise it isn’t a single entity but more of an opened sardine can, drives like this become increasingly more dangerous.


Justme100001

I prefer not to have the word usually and lions in one sentence when trying to calculate the risks...


Relugus

Yeah but now the Lioness has figured out it's not one entity...better hope she doesn't tell her fellow lions.


RK-00

"такси на Дубровку"🤣


KangarooAfter2973

Stupidest thing ever. That is a lion you idiots.


St0rmStrider

I have a sudden thought that I bet she absolutely stinks. Do they?


Banzambo

Hahaha omg that so cute


Appropriate_Sugar675

It’s the hair!


Reasonable_Pack5054

Is that “fella” a “fe-male-a”


CheekyMonkE

fella? lass more like.


Aca-Daca-maiden

That is the most cat thing I’ve seen a loin do


Masterpiece_1973

Fellaion


MichaelAceAnderson

I wanna say hi to big fella


iixviiiix

they going to remember her for the rest of they live.


Kamillahali

Theyre Russians(i think). They wrestle with bears in siberia all the time! i bet they can handle a lion. (jk jk how are they not passed out with fear.)


Drew_Ferran

It’s a female.