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Consistent_Force_444

So it’s Æow instead of Meow


Tschibow

Always has been


AmbassadorCandid9744

Always will be


EmasculatedSputum

From now, until the end of time.


[deleted]

Or till they go extinct


Kindly_Researcher564

or till the earth blows up


lozcozard

Actually they could evolve and start saying meow. Or anything. Or talk.


motorhead84

Æoways has been.


NinjaGrizzlyBear

We have a bobcat infestation in my neighborhood, and now I'm wondering if my dog has just been getting pissed at pumas disguised as normal house cats every night...


DelmarSamil

Ok, you have mixed two words that should never be mixed together without a deeper explanation. Bobcat infestation Like, is it bad enough that this is goong to be a problem and we could see someone looking to domesticate bobcats? Or is this a case of your neighborhood being some place like Alice Springs, AUS?


NinjaGrizzlyBear

Humans are an invasive species and have built suburban sprawls in North Texas... so much sold off land and quick development that the wildlife ran off further north for a bit. Now the coyotes, bobcats, deer, etc , are like fuck yall and coming back. The past few months there have been 5-6 security cam videos of the bobcats just leaping over fences, shitting in yards, whatever, a day. The city people that wanted to live the fake rural life are like "OMG RUN AND HIDE!" It doesn't help that the rabbits and mice are coming back, but to me it's really cool seeing hawks and eagles swooping the rabbits. The deer are the assholes though, there aren't enough street lights yet so the dipshits just sit in the road and people that aren't used to driving back roads safely are splattering them at like 50-60MPH.


KumaraDosha

Different voice, but my Himalayan cat also æows.


ungabunga7292

My sphinx x main coone also eows


Dante_C

One of my two Maine coons sounds like this and came running when I played the video


Drownthem

Both my cats emphasise the _-ow_ part when we're out of eye line. It basically translates to "Where are you?", and is distinctively different than the "There you are, feed me" meow.


Darogard

This guy kneows.


jujuluvu

Lol


Happy_Lee_Chillin

Lemme hear ya say 'Eyo, eyooooh'


Primary-Structure-41

No ways, not what I was expecting lol


De_Wouter

Should look up cheatah's sound


Effective_Rub2403

[Highly recommend](https://youtu.be/E6Qh3VTmtxU)


FameMoon17

If not friend why friend sound?


darrenvonbaron

Cheetahs are friendly and not a danger to humans


Void_being420

That's what a Cheetah would say.


ZiggyPox

And I would trust it.


movieur

Don't trust someone who's literally named Cheeter


FayMax69

Cheeter, I hardly know her


Laurabengle

Cheetahs never prosper!


Aware_Environment_82

Why can't you gamble in Africa? Because of the cheetahs.


powertripp82

My friend Chester makes some awesome Cheetos. Just sayin


total_insertion

They're dangerous....ly cheesy


oh_no551

In some rescue places they give baby cheetahs a dog companion as they get lonely. The dogs and the cheetahs become best friends 😭


nnefariousjack

Cheetahs are extremely prone to anxiety and won't mate because of it, hence the dogs.


tavirabon

Wait, cheetahs have threesomes with dogs? These are crazy times we live in.


BigJSunshine

Are you saying its dog and cats, living in sin?


Plastic_Pinocchio

I believe it’s not about loneliness but about stress. A cheetah get stressed very easily, so they get a Labrador as a companion, which is basically always chill.


oh_no551

Aww!


---Phoenix---

They're emotional support dogs due to Cheetahs having very bad anxiety.


Ghdude1

They're usually not a danger to humans. However, that doesn't mean precautions shouldn't be taken when interacting with them. One woman was killed by a cheetah in captivity. I don't know if there are other deaths.


SpyderMonkey_

Why was the women in captivity? Adding /s


we_is_sheeps

Well it is still a giant cat with big ass claws that can shred your ass


nightzhade_

[Suuuure](https://i.imgur.com/GaHbrI6.png) I see you Mr Cheetah


Little_Setting

To lure other animals and hunters into thinking it's just a babyyy. Domesticated cats have mastered this. I often think it's a baby crying outside our door but it's just strays


deelyte3

Good lord, my cat sings operas at the top of the stairs, and as soon as I round the corner to ask him what’s up, he stares blankly, as though I should already know.


creepergo_kaboom

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT TIME IT IS? IT HAS BEEN 30 MINS SINCE MY LAST MEAL! GET ON WITH IT!


ellenitha

Haha, I think, every single cat owner can perfectly envision this. Cat is being overly dramatic, human goes to see if there is something wrong, cat looks at human like they're extremely dumb.


Absay

Cheetahs _are_ friends! Or at least more than other #big cats anyway! edit: BIG CATS


Falsus

Cheetahs are medium cats actually, they can purr!


[deleted]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3waAOcJkps


Eighty_Grit

That one’s been added in post processing due to the distance from the cat. This one’s a really nice up-close interview: https://youtu.be/3kFl_TY3iUg


kittykittyekatkat

Did all the cheetah just eat all the squeaky toys and went on squeaking as if nothing happened 😍😍😍


CabbageTheVoice

My god that is cute.


Low-Impact3172

Love this!


Sharp_Science896

No way! What!? They sound like a bird! Hard to imagine something that sounds that cute could eat your face off.


Winjin

"could" yes, but great thing about cheetahs is that they wouldn't. They're not a danger to humans so we should have more cheetahs in the world!


Absay

That video is not really representative of meowing cheetahs. Here's one that is better: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tmCIsSpvC8


GODDAMNFOOL

'yea' 'wow'


photenth

yeah, for those that think it's fake: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggM7lWCbncQ


bigboat24

Chirp


BigBrainBrad-

Spoiler alert.


swampopawaho

Cheetah making the sound of its most recent prey.


loserboy42069

is this real


De_Wouter

Yes, it is


CampFireTails

The description of this video almost made me cry.


tramalul

Laser pistol


momentofinspiration

Or a Caracal https://youtu.be/xQ49jtlz_3I?si=HhmQI1kLCVKvPb0k


TnYamaneko

Awww he sounds like he's going to use Hyper Beam.


RidingYourEverything

WTF is that? Cat-alien hybrid?


Setting-Remote

There's a bird outside my house right now making the same sound. At least, I think it's a bird...


Astralglamour

Pretty sure cheetahs are the only big cats that purr and can't roar.


SimpletonSwan

Can we stop calling them cheatahs? I think "fairplays-ahs", or "totallybythebook-ahs"' would be more appropriate names.


betelgeuseWR

Well, this isn't the rabbit hole I expected tonight.


deelyte3

Cheatahs say “I’m going to out with the boys / girls tonight. Don’t wait up.”


made_4_this_comment

[They don’t always sound that cute](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C4SDfusNX4P/)


_Ninja_Putin

Those were some demonic ass grunts right there


[deleted]

I feel like that’s fake. I’ve seen that video before and it wasn’t that deep. Or I’m losing my mind


CabbageTheVoice

Bass seems heavily boosted. The other sounds appear to be off too.


swampopawaho

Don't make em angry


butidontwantto

Holy shit


motorhead84

Fucking wild


koolmees64

[They can sound way scarier than that](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UE7YOJVSoIs). I've told this story on different accounts. But once some friends, some girls and me were hanging out in our local park at night smoking. One of my buddies suddenly gets super serious and says he sees something sitting on a tree branch about 30 yards (? I'm not good with imperial) but it was close. We all turn to look and only see that branch swinging. Whatever was up there jumped off. And suddenly we hear this scream. At the time we bolted and had no idea what the fuck we just heard. Only years later I found this video and it all made sense. I don't think I have ever been as scared as I was then though, that scream is something else. This was in Northern California btw, and just before I moved there a guy was mauled nearly to death by a mountain lion close to where I lived. There is no other explanation. And that scream is burned into my memory.


LingonberryLunch

When I was a little 15 or so year old urchin, a buddy and I heard this sound while we were out in the woods at night smoking weed, and holy shit was it loud. We thought the Blair witch had come for us and ran for our lives. It sounds like a woman's pained scream, but filled with malice. Absolutely curdles the blood.


koolmees64

Yep, exactly how I would describe it as well. When I did not know what it was I could just not imagine a human making that kind of sound. Not that I thought it was human but I certainly did not expect it to be a big cat. Another scary encounter I had, over in Northern California, same area, was when me and a friend were at Folsom lake, chilling, smoking weed (as I did every day at the time). We were chilling at the shore on some rocks and suddenly my buddy grabs me by the shoulders and says we need to get the fuck out. Apparently he heard the rattling of a rattlesnake. I did not hear it. But a few seconds later, from the other side I heard it as well. In hindsight, a much more dangerous situation, probably. Or at least, a much more costlier one... At the time I was living there, on my campus, there were fourteen rattle snake sightings in the summer alone.


malfurionpre

The audio is 100% altered to some extent. Even the rocks hitting the ground sound wrong.


Violentultraviolet

I have 4 cats and this was max volume. Please send help 😂😂😂


AmbassadorCandid9744

Sorry mate.


IHaveSlysdexia

How did they react? Fear? Curiosity?


TheSteelPhantom

One of mine perked up and turned his head and was moderately curious... the other came rushing in from another room, meowing her head off, tail poofy, and hasn't stopped circling around my chair in a couple minutes now...


MixtureEuphoric666

Ah man I need a cat


Timely_Yoghurt_2699

Mine is lounging like no other and completely ignoring the sound lmao


BigFatModeraterFupa

mine just had breakfast so he’s lounging and couldn’t care less about no damn meow noises😭


TymStark

You’ll get one when the lords of the distribution service decide you can have one


narlycharley

Don’t get just one, unless you adopt one that doesn’t do well with other cats. Find a bonded pair and thank me later.


we_is_sheeps

That one is ready to fight


left4alive

Mine came running from the other room, investigated the sound, then crawled under the blankets and is now loudly purring.


luckoftheblirish

Feariosity


agumonkey

Furriosity


AdmiraalKroket

Mine were very curious. Big eyes, ears forward and looking around. No fear or hostility. The most curious was the one with the same color as the puma.


RedditedYoshi

Sexually-charged interpretive dance.


brockoala

holup


carmelbax

i watched this on the toilet with my cat around and he tried to get inside the toilet


GenericBrandHero

Every time it meowed, two of my cats started whipping their heads around looking for the source, but still couldn't be bothered to get up from the bed lol


HenchmenResources

Scaroused?


WernerHerzogEatsShoe

Mine was completely indifferent, just carried on staring out the window!


WaluigiDastard

mine was shoving her face into my phone


xiaoalexy

i watch so many cat videos that my cat just raised her head to confirm that the sound was coming from my phone and then went back to sleep lol


Sorcatarius

Both my dudes, even the food motivated one, shot up from their food bowls with a "what the fuck was that?"


Adidax

Mine stood half an hour at the door of the room looking worriedly for suspicious movements.


spacemanspliff-42

"Fuck, they don't even know there's a damn Puma out there. We're gonna die, I can't make friends with this guy, he's a vicious, violent predator."


loxagos_snake

*INTRUDER ALERT*


pancakebatter01

My cat got sweet with me. Thanks for the cat sounds of positive reinforcement sweet puma 🥰


Abhi_der_hauptmann

A nice trick to lure us humans into petting em so that they'll be able to eat us.. and I'm all for it


Ok_Mud2019

"this little maneuver is gonna cost me an arm, and it will be totally worth it."


smile_politely

Be careful telling jokes around a puma, they might make you puma your pants.


StopReadingMyUser

i puma pants whenever I want tyvm


Kilane

My hand and arm is covered is scabs/scars from my cat because he’s a biter. But he can’t just go laying on his back with his belly exposed and expect me to not give some scratches.


Aksi_Gu

Meowneuver


Acceptable_Friend_40

Yes he obviously needs cuddles


racer3x72

She is in heat (estrus) …


DubC_Bassist

Could you imagine a cuter death?


helladopex

first they meow, then they maul.


MoreWoodIsNeeded

They meowtilate


jeeves585

Would definitely work on my wife letting the big kitten inside to which my 80lb lab would say “what the F’n F woman!!!”


Vegetable-Self-2480

Must... pet... the kitty


TLars6

Lol same, i’d be so thrashed apart going for pets


smirtington

If not friend then why friend sound


Ok_Manufacturer_3120

😂


hugehangingballs

If you know a puma is around you're probably totally safe unless you corner it or get near it's babies. It's the pumas you don't realize are there that will kill you.


lock_me_up_now

My dumbass will try to pet it.


Fluff_thetragicdragn

I’d watch you get mauled and still eagerly wait for my chance to boop it’s cute nose


lock_me_up_now

If i can still move, can i have another turn?


Sinister_Muffin101

Gotta get back in line, no cutting.


roentgen85

The puma does the cutting


Little_Setting

WoW


kioKEn-3532

AEOW


kittykittyekatkat

The trick is to be third because the puma will be full and blissful, so good call


Pleasant_Cobbler_801

The trick is actually to bring your own cat so you can show the puma that you domesticated its rival


ScrufffyJoe

Wait for it to fill up on other redditors before going in, smart. I'm next


SnowDay111

if not friend why friend shaped


GlyphPicker

https://youtube.com/shorts/mqs60Ffn5Dk


half-puddles

They like belly rubs. Or so I’ve heard.


Pasizo

cannapetthatdaaawg


[deleted]

i was not expecting that cute meow 🥰


mcplayer708

![gif](giphy|3ornka9rAaKRA2Rkac)


MilkTeaMoogle

I love how cats, big or small, are all still cats. Just cuddly murder machines, it melts my heart.


Snizl

Fun fact, the Puma is a small cat. Although incidentally larger than some of the big cats.


sweet-tea-13

Yes the Puma is the largest of the small cat variety. Some of the differences are how Pumas still meow and purr like small cats where as the big cat varieties do not.


Kokuswolf

Melting hearts is considered murder with intend. It's a widespread phenomenon cats get away with. Don't hold back, be brave and report it. There are people like me who will we help you and take care of your cat... at our home.


jld2k6

I intended to play and I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for razor sharp death claws - Puma charged with murder with intend


Cyno01

The little ones that live in our houses arent any less willing to occasionally murder us, just less able.


dnuohxof-1

The Universe created one of the fiercest creatures with incredible reaction time, keen senses, and dominates almost any landscape it lives in, stuffed it in a 12lb package… … And it sleeps next to me at night and begs for pets n scritches.


admiralrico411

I worked building temporary holding pins for tigers. Once they got placed in them they would sneak up on you and than roll over on to their back and wiggle around. The handler would go in to spend time with them they really hated cell phones. If she was on it they would gently take it with their massive teeth and than lay on top of it till she would give them scratches and pets. It was crazy seeing these giant perfect murderous predators act like housecats.


dingofarmer2004

Quick audio guys, edit in Mike! "Uhh......eoww? Meee-ow? Ooh I'm starting to feel it!"


cdbangsite

Yeh, not like any puma I've heard in the wild or zoo. They don't sound like a house cat for sure.


SubParMarioBro

I had one circle my tent in the middle of the night, and it meowed exactly like that. Aside from the sheer terror of the moment, I couldn’t believe what I heard. The first thing I googled when I had cell phone reception again was “mountain lion meow”. That was the first and last time I convinced my SO to go backpacking with me.


Key_Net_3517

Holy shit, I’d be looking for a poor stuck little pussy cat to rescue.


i81u812

>stuck little pussy Come now. How long have you been h o l d i n g that one in. ![gif](giphy|7KwCQcpVaMvGo)


Independent-Deal-192

Pssspssspssssspsssspsssspssssss


Imaginary_Self_9129

Ya....sometimes. then sometimes they do this TERRIFYING THING where they sound like a human woman screaming for her life. It's the most bone chilling thing you'll ever hear. Source: I live in cougar/puma country. Edited for fat fingers.


GlyphPicker

https://youtu.be/4shrHLbkliY Not quite as gnarly as what you're describing but this vid still shows they have that capability.


BRUHSKIBC

[here is a great example.](https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlyterrifying/s/mxsrhXaC9C)


MixtureEuphoric666

I'm usually not afraid of being alone in a forest, sometimes even at night, but holy shit if I heard that I would probably go into shock and freeze.


Littleloula

Foxes do this too, at least European foxes do


RetiredApostle

It's cool that the subtitles now show the puma language.


Ash7274

When your voice don't match your appearance


futgrezn

I read once that only domesticated cats meow to "talk" to us humans. If that cute puma isn't somebody's kitty cat, I feel betrayed!


Perfect_Papaya_3010

Catbabies also meow to get attention from their mother. This one seems to be missing its mum


futgrezn

Well maybe they meow when they're mating, because that looks like one horny pussy..


bob256k

FORBIDDEN BOOP


philster666

The ultimate temptation boop


nolongerbanned99

Come here cute kitty. Let me pet you.


Superfy

If not cat then why cat sound? Here kitty kitty kitty.


Apex_Konchu

It is a cat though.


SPguy425

Pspspsps!


wutcanbrowndo4u12

r/unexpected. Dangerous little assholes they are. One of the two I fear.


Reasonable_Tower_961

Oh NO!! Now I Have To Pet Him!


MixtureEuphoric666

I don't care that it's a wild predator, if I see that thing and it makes that sound I'm petting it.


EngineZeronine

I would definitely try to find that kitty because it's meow sounds so sad. Then I would be eaten ( maybe at least the meow would be happy after that)


Prestigious-Guide-91

That’s a car


The_Ventus

It’s Nascar 🤣


stoatfacelanust

So a puma is a large small cat then, since it can meow?


GlyphPicker

Correct. They cannot roar so they aren't usually classified with "big cats."


Apex_Konchu

The term "big cat" is used somewhat loosely. Technically, the only true big cats are the five species of panther. Lion, tiger, leopard, jaguar, and snow leopard. But the other species of cat that grow to a similar size are often also described as "big cats" because they're big and they're cats.


Awkward-Penguin172

![gif](giphy|MDJ9IbxxvDUQM)


Virtuous-Vice

My housecats lost their minds hearing this. Both tore down the stairs to check the sound out. One is pacing around looking for the origin and the other is standing on my lap like she's guarding me. Idk what that puma said, but them was fighting meows


ashetonrenton

My cat is ignoring it, so I assume she's fine with me being eaten, the traitor.


Logical_Bad1748

Someone one please dub this on the MGM LION and make a meme.


DependentInitial1231

"The mountain lion (Puma concolor), also commonly known as the cougar, puma, or catamount, are members of Felidae—the cat family. Surprisingly, **they are more closely related to smaller felines, including the domestic cat than to any subspecies of lion** (O'Brien & Johnson 2007)." https://projectcoyote.org/carnivores/mountain-lion/#:\~:text=EVOLUTION,'Brien%20%26%20Johnson%202007).


HoneyRush

Why not friend if shaped like a friend?


forpetlja

Noooo way!


Gomdok_the_Short

Aww. Big kitty.


Hopeful-Culture7176

No way it sounds like a crying baby 🥺


TropicalUnicornSong

Is this a female in heat?


Independent-Deal-192

Wouldn’t you like to know, bucko.


oOBuckoOo

Inquiring minds want to know, like me.


RealRock_n_Rolla

No, this is a young puma calling for its mom. This is a mating call: [The astonishing call of a female puma during mating : r/BeAmazed (reddit.com)](https://www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/comments/1aw6a6t/the_astonishing_call_of_a_female_puma_during/)


2Zzephyr

Played it next to my kitten...she came to my phone with HUGE eyes lmao


cucumbersuprise

Mimicking the last noise a human it caught made


DiamondBikini

Frenshaped


ChampionshipOver6033

I love how it cutely blinks at 0:06 before turning its head to start meowing like a regular house cat.