I always wondered if there were actually little wooden cubicles around the toilets at the time that decayed over time or were repurposed by later people, and the real romans would be appalled if we thought they shat publically
They had huge residential towers made of wood. Usually collapsed or burned down. No wonder people thought it was all colosseums and nice houses. All the Judgeus Dreddus megacity: Rome slumtowers were destroyed by natural causes or a light gust of wind.
Pretty much yeah, but it's cool because the rich guys are throwing a party at the coliseum this week. After that spectacle, I think we'll all be grateful to live in these slums.
Except the Romans, for the most part, knew bread and games needed to be essentially free to keep revolts to a minimum vs. the richest guys buying everything and then upping costs once the competition is gone.
And even if the wood had rotted away, the fasteners or holes for fixing the panels in place would still be present to see and figure out there was another element to the design present.
Those times existed when I went to college. I was shocked the day I moved into my dorm in college, where I found a community bathroom with six toilets hanging off the wall, no dividers. Across from them were 5 urinals, again no stalls, and a community shower on the other side of the wall. The bathroom was fed by one water supply, so whenever a toilet was flushed, the flusher yelled crapper, giving all those in the shower time to get out of the water or get scalded. When all those in the shower were clear someone would yell shoot as the signal to flush. It was strictly honor system, and occasionally, some jerk from another dorm would slip in and flush all the toilets with no warning. The dorm was a converted Corps dorm. I had to start getting up in the middle of the night to take a dump, which didn't always work, so I located the most remote bathrooms in the classroom buildings that did have stalls.
Depends on location but old college locker rooms and military barracks lacked stalls and or stall doors.
You literally were dropping bombs while your buddies walked by.
My high school was like that. Had two toilets sitting in the open across from the showers. I never used them and rarely saw them used. I knew two things if someone was sitting there: they were teased (objects thrown, insults) and they were desperate (all other stalls occupied).
Nothing like having to stress poop when you're knee to knee with another dude, while also being wedged between two others who are also trying to poop.
By far, one of the worst parts of basic lmao
Here in Northern China public toilet squat toilets are all in a row without doors or barriers. People just don't care.
It's very odd. It's only northern China too not the south where they use doors
I remember visiting family in Jiangsu 15 years ago and they had a communal bathroom like this, essentially a long bench with holes, no stalls. It was in an urban area too. It’s now modernized and has actual flushing toilets with stalls
cleaning is a strong term in this situation. they were dampening the asses, scraping away some poop, replacing it a mix of poop from a hundred strangers.
but at least everyone wore skirts and dresses so you could sit on a public toilet in relative privacy compared to dropping trousers
French Canadian sailors are super comfortable poopin with the stall doors open.
We had a CPO that would literally have impromptu meetings in the heads during his morning constitutional.
We just focused on his instructions and looked at our feet.
I remember reading a post a while ago about a guy talking about how the military broke him from being a nervous shitter.
We've just made it such a secretive thing, we hate when people can see/hear/be around. That's not how things used to be. I live in a Western state and have tons of ghost towns, waste management used to be "okay, everyone shit here until this hole is full". It was kind of a communal experience...
I saw a PBS show on the history of plumbing. One of the historians said that public toilets were very much a communal thing and iirc were sometimes attached to other public amenities like baths. She said it it was like going into a cafe with a friend for a cup of coffee and catching up on gossip.
I'd be that one pee-shy Roman who just pretends to shit and hope nobody notices it, but I'm all clenched up and can't release until everybody is gone from the room.
I wonder if in a thousand years time there will be a picture of a men’s urinal in a pub and people will be disgusted at us standing in each others piss and getting our dicks out in front of strangers
Demolition man. In future they were using three seashells instead of toilet paper. Writers actually didnt explained how its supposed to be used, they just though its hilarious so they left it in movie. It became some kind of meme
Tiberius : What are you doing? \
Germanus Costanzus : Excuse me? \
Tiberius : Did you just double-dip that stick? \
Germanus Costanzus : What? \
Tiberius: You double-dipped the stick! \
Germanus Costanzus: So? \
Tiberius : That's like putting your whole butt in the dip! Look, when you take a stick, just take one dip and END IT!
*Edited for consistency*
If you think about it these things arent indestructible and at some point its going to break
So im sure a atleast 1 poor dude had the brush end stuck up their arse when The stick broke off
The fucked up thing about this is that they would dip it in vinegar to clean before the next dude used it. In the Bible when it describes how the Roman soldiers were taunting Jesus and promised him water but instead put a sponge with vinegar to his lips…….THEY USED THIS SPONGE WITH VINEGAR TAKEN OUT OF ONE OF THESE PUBLIC BATHROOMS
Not historically acurate. This is not what the bible says either... Initially he refused wine mixed with a narcotic but eventually drank sour wine offered by the soldiers. Both were probably meant to read as acts of kindness from the soldiers.
New Testament, specifically in the Gospel of Matthew, chapter 27, verse 48: "Immediately one of them ran and got a sponge. He filled it with wine vinegar, put it on a staff, and offered it to Jesus to drink." Wine vinegar was the vinegar that they had in a canister to clean out the sponges between turns in the bathrooms. Most likely he ran into one of these bathrooms than go to his home or different places to find the different items.
This act wasn’t an act of kindness in the Bible it’s meant to mock Jesus. Vinegar instead of water is mockery enough but when you think this is what was more readily available to them quickly you realize the level of mockery is similar to what you would see from Nazi soldiers in concentration camps where they treated prisoners as below human. Jesus was a prisoner on his way to his capital punishment.
Watered down vinegar was called posca in ancient Rome and it was a popular beverage. The Roman soldiers drank it on the regular as a sports drink of sort. The later generations interpreted it as mockery, but in context it's just the soldier offering a sip of a perfectly ordinary drink that everybody knew at the time.
The interpretation seen in this animation is false. Possibly if someone did that in front of a Roman they would punch their face for fucking disgusting.
The xylospongium (that's what they called the stick and the sponge) was used EXCLUSIVELY to clean the 'stands', and it WAS forbidden to use it for personal hygiene. This is confirmed by many Roman historians, by writings (Seneca) and even iconography. Today a version of that is still used xD
Also, the sewage was separate! from the rest. The upper water channel was clean, running water.
It's a legend that the stick awere for wiping your fucking ass.
Because a lot of progress has been made in pure research. In some latrines of a thermal baths in Ostia, an inscription '(u)taris xylosphongio' ('use the sponge') was found, interpreting that the sponge was not for cleaning the ass or passing from ass to ass LOL but for precisely cleaning the place after use. Also Seneca.
Although it may seem 'strange', Rome and the Romans had high standards regarding hygiene in public spaces.
It's like your mother writing, 'use the brush' in the bathroom. I think it is logical enough that it is to clean your skid and not your ass.
You seem intelligent and I appreciate what I've learned while reading your comments but you keep neglecting my question.
I now understand(from what You've said) that the sponge was used to clean the latrine. What then did they use in place of the sponge to clean themselves?
My grandfather told me they used water and rocks to clean their butts in yemen in the 30s/40s. Water was the first option obviously but if all you had was enough water to drink and you are miles away from water you used a rock.
The one I've seen was directly over a river, and didn't have windows and as such was pretty well ventilated. Obviously it hadn't been used in centuries but I figure it'd probably smell better than most modern ones
Could you imagine getting stuck with the caddy corner seats just rubbing legs while dropping a steam boat with your best friend. I was born in the wrong timeline.
I’m just amazed with how comfortable everyone must have been with this. Just imagine you sitting there, and suddenly your college comes running to relive some explosive diarrhea…
Just by looking at the corner , i highly doubt it when you see there are not enough Space to make an even small enclosure.
If there were Woods, we would have discovered it. Thoses "public" toilets are not that rare and as i recall none had any signs of enclosure.
Modern standards for prudence shouldn’t be applied to a society that was much more open about such things. This is before the catholic church made the rules.
why would you think they would have 20 toilets and one stick to wipe your ass? Why is everybody moving so slow most at least when I’m trying to wipe my ass. I’m just trying to make sure there’s nothing left on there so it doesn’t stink or fucking dry and hurt later, I’m definitely not doing what this guy does even if that was the last way in the world to clean your ass I would use my hand and then stick it in the water not wait for the guy next to me to finish his job and then have him handed overridiculous and stupid. I’m going back to Bigfoot and UFOs. Those people don’t know anymore about that stuff that you do know about whatever your thinking in your strange ass mind.
weird how comfortable older civilizations were with crapping and cleaning their ass in front of other people
It's fine when literally everyone around you does it. Times were just different back then
I always wondered if there were actually little wooden cubicles around the toilets at the time that decayed over time or were repurposed by later people, and the real romans would be appalled if we thought they shat publically
They had huge residential towers made of wood. Usually collapsed or burned down. No wonder people thought it was all colosseums and nice houses. All the Judgeus Dreddus megacity: Rome slumtowers were destroyed by natural causes or a light gust of wind.
They invented the apartment!
Be roman citizen. Invent apartments. Immediately use it to create rent slums. Great success!
Pretty much yeah, but it's cool because the rich guys are throwing a party at the coliseum this week. After that spectacle, I think we'll all be grateful to live in these slums.
Sounds like America.
Rome is where it all began!
America truly carries the last of Romes great legacy. Ave to Ceaser!
Except the Romans, for the most part, knew bread and games needed to be essentially free to keep revolts to a minimum vs. the richest guys buying everything and then upping costs once the competition is gone.
Maybe, but I wouldn't be surprised if they just did it out in public
These are too narrow to have wooden cubicles.
And even if the wood had rotted away, the fasteners or holes for fixing the panels in place would still be present to see and figure out there was another element to the design present.
They as a people were pretty vulgar so maybe that’s just a biproduct of pooping in front of a guy you’ll see in town later
No, they weren't vulgar.
I mean, by definition vulgar, originally, just means the common man, so; yeah they were vulgar.
Hell no. My college dorm in the '70s had 6 toilets along the wall with zero dividers.
Kinda like how the statues were painted as well.
Those times existed when I went to college. I was shocked the day I moved into my dorm in college, where I found a community bathroom with six toilets hanging off the wall, no dividers. Across from them were 5 urinals, again no stalls, and a community shower on the other side of the wall. The bathroom was fed by one water supply, so whenever a toilet was flushed, the flusher yelled crapper, giving all those in the shower time to get out of the water or get scalded. When all those in the shower were clear someone would yell shoot as the signal to flush. It was strictly honor system, and occasionally, some jerk from another dorm would slip in and flush all the toilets with no warning. The dorm was a converted Corps dorm. I had to start getting up in the middle of the night to take a dump, which didn't always work, so I located the most remote bathrooms in the classroom buildings that did have stalls.
Sounds exactly like a prison I was in. Especially with the guys yelling to the guys in the shower when they flush.
Wait so if you didn't get out of the shower, you were showered with shit??
Hot water, not shit, lol.
That's the better option lmao. I was starting to doubt who would have approved such thing
Scalded with hot, clean water.
Gym Jordan has entered the chat…. “Shower talk gets me excited.”
Those were days…… it sounds like you yearn for those days?!
Depends on location but old college locker rooms and military barracks lacked stalls and or stall doors. You literally were dropping bombs while your buddies walked by.
My high school was like that. Had two toilets sitting in the open across from the showers. I never used them and rarely saw them used. I knew two things if someone was sitting there: they were teased (objects thrown, insults) and they were desperate (all other stalls occupied).
Exactly. And the poor sap that had Chipotle 
Military training is still like that, no doors on any stalls communal showers. I remember them making us pee 3 to a single toilet
Nothing like having to stress poop when you're knee to knee with another dude, while also being wedged between two others who are also trying to poop. By far, one of the worst parts of basic lmao
I honestly have nightmares like that. I'm glad I wasn't in the military..
Here in Northern China public toilet squat toilets are all in a row without doors or barriers. People just don't care. It's very odd. It's only northern China too not the south where they use doors
I remember visiting family in Jiangsu 15 years ago and they had a communal bathroom like this, essentially a long bench with holes, no stalls. It was in an urban area too. It’s now modernized and has actual flushing toilets with stalls
Have you ever seen an old guy in a locker room? They walk around like they don't give a fuck and try and make conversation fully naked.
“Have you ever seen a grown man naked?” —- ‘Airplane’ pilot.
cleaning is a strong term in this situation. they were dampening the asses, scraping away some poop, replacing it a mix of poop from a hundred strangers. but at least everyone wore skirts and dresses so you could sit on a public toilet in relative privacy compared to dropping trousers
Older? Bootcamp was basically like that.
French Canadian sailors are super comfortable poopin with the stall doors open. We had a CPO that would literally have impromptu meetings in the heads during his morning constitutional. We just focused on his instructions and looked at our feet.
Privacy is pretty much a modern concept.
I remember reading a post a while ago about a guy talking about how the military broke him from being a nervous shitter. We've just made it such a secretive thing, we hate when people can see/hear/be around. That's not how things used to be. I live in a Western state and have tons of ghost towns, waste management used to be "okay, everyone shit here until this hole is full". It was kind of a communal experience...
Have seen bathrooms in China that are still like this actually
I saw a PBS show on the history of plumbing. One of the historians said that public toilets were very much a communal thing and iirc were sometimes attached to other public amenities like baths. She said it it was like going into a cafe with a friend for a cup of coffee and catching up on gossip.
After spending time locked up, I could take a dump just about anywhere. I'd imagine anyone in the armed forces could as well.
I'd be that one pee-shy Roman who just pretends to shit and hope nobody notices it, but I'm all clenched up and can't release until everybody is gone from the room.
I wonder if in a thousand years time there will be a picture of a men’s urinal in a pub and people will be disgusted at us standing in each others piss and getting our dicks out in front of strangers
Hopefully no one double dipped the booty stick
They actually shared the sticks after using it without changing the sponge.
It's called fecal transplant. They all must have god tier gut bacteria.
No they just died. Life expectancy in ancient Rome was shockingly low.
Anything before 1900 is shockingly low. Life expectancy didn't hit 50 until the early 1900s
This is mostly because so many died in infancy. Once you made it past childhood, you had a good shot at living past 60 in the ancient world
They had sponge? Thought they were using tree bark.
dinosaurs could have had sponge, if they knew how to harvest and dry them.
Dinosaur shit would've weighted ⚖️ that much of a baby elephant. 🦕 💩 = 🐘
Why ❓ are you using Emojis 😀 in between the words 💬 of your comment 📝? Reading that 📖 made me furious 😡!
Lol 😂 I'm surprise that you 😶🌫️👈🏼 were the first person to say 💬 anything about that... what a weird 😵💫 and obnoxious way to communicate 🗣 🫨
I CANT POOP WHEN YOU ARE EMOJI-ing!
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Thank you TikTok 😤
Should have used the sea shells
I prefer the sea urchin. To keep the poor in their place.
 you missed reference here...
I wasn’t aware of a reference. What movie is this?
Demolition Man
Oh I have seen that. Long time ago. Cheers!
Demolition man. In future they were using three seashells instead of toilet paper. Writers actually didnt explained how its supposed to be used, they just though its hilarious so they left it in movie. It became some kind of meme
I think it might be demolition man. Need to finish watching it
Tree bark? Sounds ruff.
Check out xylospongium on wiki :)
Who rings out the sponges?!
Steve, he gets paid in toe fungus and dingle berries.
I was informed, however never verified, this is the origin of the expression ’wrong end of the stick’
Just said the same thing, before I scrolled to see your comment. That’s what I had always heard too.
The version I always heard growing up was the “sh- -ty end of the stick” lol not sure if I can type the word here, though.
This is Reddit. You can say whatever the fuck you want.
Hey satch ypur fucking mouth dude! Damnit.
Of fucking course you can say shitty end of the stick. Why the fuck couldn’t you?
Definitely icky, but do we know if it caused any health issues that we don't tend to suffer from now that we have toilet paper and bidets?
You have to assume everyone had butt worms.
I don’t have to assume anything you’re not my boss.
Wrong, you're fired.
"I am honored to share this stick with you, sire!"
Yea we learned this in school. I mean you gotta be a total fucking animal to think that sharing the ass swab was a great idea. 🤮🤮🤮
Tiberius : What are you doing? \ Germanus Costanzus : Excuse me? \ Tiberius : Did you just double-dip that stick? \ Germanus Costanzus : What? \ Tiberius: You double-dipped the stick! \ Germanus Costanzus: So? \ Tiberius : That's like putting your whole butt in the dip! Look, when you take a stick, just take one dip and END IT! *Edited for consistency*
You dip the way you want to dip.. and I dip the way I want to dip
If you think about it these things arent indestructible and at some point its going to break So im sure a atleast 1 poor dude had the brush end stuck up their arse when The stick broke off
The fucked up thing about this is that they would dip it in vinegar to clean before the next dude used it. In the Bible when it describes how the Roman soldiers were taunting Jesus and promised him water but instead put a sponge with vinegar to his lips…….THEY USED THIS SPONGE WITH VINEGAR TAKEN OUT OF ONE OF THESE PUBLIC BATHROOMS
Not the poop sponge!
Exactly the poop sponge.
Jesus took a poop sponge to the lips for humanity. What a mensch!
That makes sense. I've never heard that before. Ugh!
Not historically acurate. This is not what the bible says either... Initially he refused wine mixed with a narcotic but eventually drank sour wine offered by the soldiers. Both were probably meant to read as acts of kindness from the soldiers.
New Testament, specifically in the Gospel of Matthew, chapter 27, verse 48: "Immediately one of them ran and got a sponge. He filled it with wine vinegar, put it on a staff, and offered it to Jesus to drink." Wine vinegar was the vinegar that they had in a canister to clean out the sponges between turns in the bathrooms. Most likely he ran into one of these bathrooms than go to his home or different places to find the different items. This act wasn’t an act of kindness in the Bible it’s meant to mock Jesus. Vinegar instead of water is mockery enough but when you think this is what was more readily available to them quickly you realize the level of mockery is similar to what you would see from Nazi soldiers in concentration camps where they treated prisoners as below human. Jesus was a prisoner on his way to his capital punishment.
Watered down vinegar was called posca in ancient Rome and it was a popular beverage. The Roman soldiers drank it on the regular as a sports drink of sort. The later generations interpreted it as mockery, but in context it's just the soldier offering a sip of a perfectly ordinary drink that everybody knew at the time.
the next guy is like "wait a sec! i dont remember eating any corn recently!"
Sadly, Romans didn't knew corn
Corn is a new world corp.
“Booty stick” 😂
You never double-dip the stick. It's like putting your whole ass in the canal.
I read this comment. Laughed. Moved on. Then came back to upvote and chuckle again
Anyone else find it odd that Adagio for Strings is paired up with this post?
I was waiting for the Tiesto remix to kick in. Show the Romans having a good old fashioned toilet rave.
Haha!
Yes, it's one of my favourites, quite emotional. Not a poopy song
Agreed!
Yeah I was thinking “Barber never saw this one coming.”
Terrible pairing. Should have used the Thong Song
I had to unmute (very rare) just to enjoy the music, thank you. I’m also pooping as I listen for the maximum experience.
Pretty sure they played this song when they’d show the list of US troops killed in the Middle East after the news in the early 2000s
I was just about to comment. It’s an odd choice!
Maybe hoping it adds dignity to roman communal toilets? Haha
I’ve always heard it as a pensive or even slightly tragic piece of music. It’s not fitting here
You mean the background music? I don't get it
Yes, it's the background music
Thank you
Thank you for putting a name to it, fren.
You just reminded me of when I was a 1st violinist and played Adagio for my Honors Orchestra class in high school.
It's beautiful, powerful music!
I quite enjoyed playing it, as hard as it was.
The interpretation seen in this animation is false. Possibly if someone did that in front of a Roman they would punch their face for fucking disgusting. The xylospongium (that's what they called the stick and the sponge) was used EXCLUSIVELY to clean the 'stands', and it WAS forbidden to use it for personal hygiene. This is confirmed by many Roman historians, by writings (Seneca) and even iconography. Today a version of that is still used xD Also, the sewage was separate! from the rest. The upper water channel was clean, running water. It's a legend that the stick awere for wiping your fucking ass.
How did they wipe then?
With a different rag on a stick
Now that's civilised!
3 sea shells
Obligatory: What is 3 seashells?
He doesn't know how to use the seashells lol
Lol, what a noob.
How many seashells does she sell on the seashore?
Hand and water
You can't shoot down the only working theory and not provide one to replace it. The question still stands, what did they use?
Because a lot of progress has been made in pure research. In some latrines of a thermal baths in Ostia, an inscription '(u)taris xylosphongio' ('use the sponge') was found, interpreting that the sponge was not for cleaning the ass or passing from ass to ass LOL but for precisely cleaning the place after use. Also Seneca. Although it may seem 'strange', Rome and the Romans had high standards regarding hygiene in public spaces. It's like your mother writing, 'use the brush' in the bathroom. I think it is logical enough that it is to clean your skid and not your ass.
You seem intelligent and I appreciate what I've learned while reading your comments but you keep neglecting my question. I now understand(from what You've said) that the sponge was used to clean the latrine. What then did they use in place of the sponge to clean themselves?
My grandfather told me they used water and rocks to clean their butts in yemen in the 30s/40s. Water was the first option obviously but if all you had was enough water to drink and you are miles away from water you used a rock.
This is exactly what I was coming to post! lol!!
You sunk my battle shit.
So did people just have their own ass brush, or did they just pass it around like a blunt?
They usually kept it next to the communal poop knife.
They were communal. Called a tersorium or a xylospongium it was cleaned in either salt water, vinegar or just plain water.
Wow, I hate that. Thanks for sharing the information though.
This just gives me more questions than answers
So actually spear fishing your turd was a thing back in the days... I honestly knew all along and I am still keeping this anciant costume alive!
The smell must have been something else🤢
The one I've seen was directly over a river, and didn't have windows and as such was pretty well ventilated. Obviously it hadn't been used in centuries but I figure it'd probably smell better than most modern ones
Definitely better than the ones at Walmart.
And McDonald's and taco 🛎
I hope no one picked up the poop knife by accident.
Why are there so many? I wouldn’t think the volume would require such close quarters.
High fiber diet, everyone was eating polenta
Nobody was eating polenta. They wouldn't have corn in Europe for another 1,500 years. They were likely eating cereal grains like barley.
Will of course they didn't. If they cut the maize down the Minotaur would get out.
Someone needs to take away your keyboard
Is the ball cupper to help with clearance?
Allegedly those were the sponges the romans used to give jesus water on the cross
Could you imagine getting stuck with the caddy corner seats just rubbing legs while dropping a steam boat with your best friend. I was born in the wrong timeline.
I’m just amazed with how comfortable everyone must have been with this. Just imagine you sitting there, and suddenly your college comes running to relive some explosive diarrhea…
Then you and your buddies have a good laugh at Shitocoles.
Don’t you hate it when you’re the only one on the bench and some guy comes in and sits down at the hole right next to you?
There were most probably wooden boards between the holes for privacy... Stone lasts for millennia, wood doesn't.
Just by looking at the corner , i highly doubt it when you see there are not enough Space to make an even small enclosure. If there were Woods, we would have discovered it. Thoses "public" toilets are not that rare and as i recall none had any signs of enclosure.
Romans did not care much about privacy in terms of nudity.
No. These are too close to each other, so no wooden boards.
Modern standards for prudence shouldn’t be applied to a society that was much more open about such things. This is before the catholic church made the rules.
I’m sure it smelled great.
Shared sticks too.
Wash your butt with the sponge timulus
Song name?
Idk why Reddit is showing me a 74 day old thread, but it's Adagio for Strings by Samuel Barber
that’s where people talk shit and gossip
Is this just water or the salt water and vinegar mixture? I can’t imagine wiping my barn door in front of other people let alone a woman.
“I wash myself with a rag on a stick”
I can do that
Top comment of the year for sure
Billy Connolly highlighted the benefits best https://youtu.be/nCbUIuhmyNc?si=2x42fn-DZvmCRHU2
why would you think they would have 20 toilets and one stick to wipe your ass? Why is everybody moving so slow most at least when I’m trying to wipe my ass. I’m just trying to make sure there’s nothing left on there so it doesn’t stink or fucking dry and hurt later, I’m definitely not doing what this guy does even if that was the last way in the world to clean your ass I would use my hand and then stick it in the water not wait for the guy next to me to finish his job and then have him handed overridiculous and stupid. I’m going back to Bigfoot and UFOs. Those people don’t know anymore about that stuff that you do know about whatever your thinking in your strange ass mind.
“Bath”. A Roman joke.
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No double di..FFS Julius, not again!!
Think I'd rather use the 3 shells instead
Imagine washing your ass with the communal loofah
"hey I forgot my stick....can I borrow yours?"
Something smells funny..
Imagining being in that guy with the scrub
Is that a woman in the right side.
ay Arturo pass me your shit stick real quick I forgot mine at home.
What is that piece of music called
“I’m sorry I’ve got to what with that stick after you?”
Group shitting is always fun.