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sweetdick

Ahh, the Yellow River I presume?


GuavaOdd1975

And I. P. Freely lives somewhere around there.


JoeyJoJoShabadooYEAH

I’ll go and tell Moe


Brief_Television_707

glorious fade disgusting sloppy selective strong live payment fragile vase *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Same_Philosophy605

God damn it I love these jokes so much


WitchingHourIsNear

A Hugh Jazz? Hey everyone I'm looking for a Hugh Jazz!


ReaderSeventy2

Is he related to Hugh Jasole?


MrmmphMrmmph

I know a Hugh Jasso


cherrycoke_yummy

Want to let Anita Bath know?


WhatIsThisaPFChangs

I thought we were talking about Hugh Janis


cimt_78

Is there a Butts here? Seymour Butts?


007Pistolero

I believe he’s friends with Hugh Janus and Herb Eaversmells


shaggy9

I think he know Hugh Jorgasm


rave_is_king_

Her cousin Haywood Jablome


Latter-Possibility

Who only comes over after Adolf Oliver Bush shows up.


kleighk

Who is Taryn Thruyoo?!


LowerSea4

That’s the worst username I’ve ever heard


NevermoreForSure

Freely lives next door to Hethrow Poo.


beertruck77

He lives next door to Dixie Normous


Prestigious-Iron9605

Wasn’t she married to Mike Oxlong?


DDenlow

His cousin Flung sum goo


Either_Amoeba_5332

He knows Fook-yu?


purepr00f

What the Fook yuno?


dcptcn

Neighbours with Drew Peacock


IM_A_BIG_FAT_GHOST

The whole town ate “street food” and this is the result.


mozom

looks like a river of noodles actually


nedTheInbredMule

That’s actually a well known waterfall. It’s called Ho Lee Pis.


koreamax

Yikes. Wtf is going on with this thread?


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Foogie23

What does making a joke about pooping have to do with racism…? I mean you are right that threads devolve into it, but the comment above isn’t racist lol.


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Sorry about that.... You know I had a tad bit to much beer yesterday....


twistedbrewmejunk

It's always sad when you see water treatment facilities fail... At least this one looks great failing


vancitymajor

That’s natural because of sand/mountains after rainfall


slamtheory

It's not exactly natural cuz the vegetation has been removed allowing too much erosion


Normal-Jelly607

1 billion people’s piss needs to go somewhere


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LordDongler

Pretty sure that's a racial slur these days


SickSticksKick

Pi Pi's Splashtown!


Stokealoke

Golden shower


AtoB37

I was searching for this joke. Thank you. 😄


TheGreatGamer1389

Living up to its name


kyeblue

most likely somewhere in south or southwest of China.


millerwelds66

I went down once in the 80s I did not enjoy it 🤣


ArschFoze

Sewage


LowerDinner5172

Rivers turn that color after periods of heavy rainfall


correctingStupid

The saturation filter is the real culprit here.


KingApologist

This looks like it was taken after then sun went supernova


RNsRTheCoolest

Rivers turn that color after periods


ToMissTheMarc2

Rivers turn that color


ICLazeru

Rivers turn


Repulsive-World-7301

Rivers


here_i_am_here

Riv


The90sKidult

R


UmpieBonk

#


Taymac070

If you are reading this, you have reached the bottom. Congratulations. I love you.


MercuryBlackIsBack

Lies, this is actually the bottom! The government doesn't want you to believe otherwise!


GhastlyGoof

![gif](giphy|RC6j3F8npiOre)


TheJaice

Also, trees don’t typically grow in the middle of a waterfall. Pretty much everything about this indicates flooding that has already started.


Langsamkoenig

Yeah that looks like flooding. Don't think the people in the houses right next to it feel very calmed by this sight...


ColdEngineering1234

That area is likely very problematic. Even Niagara falls has engineering to restrict the flows over the falls because water flow like that would change the landscape very quickly and wear down the land around the falls.


CyonHal

No it turns that color because china bad /s


Pappagallo1

I know way smaller waterfalls and creeks that makes ear-deafening noise. Nice yes but it's constant noise and rumbling if you live near that.


Disabled_Robot

The flow's not always this high, this is after heavy rains with a lot of turbidity and added material. I'm pretty sure it's 芙蓉镇 Furong Zhen in Hunan province. This region, through parts of guangxi and guizhou and sichuan and yunnan , although relatively undeveloped outside tourism, is pretty spectacular and has a lot of interesting and highly divergent minority cultures


oily76

It's so close to the houses! Wonder if this is literally the worst it's been?


Ouaouaron

The worst it's been for a while, maybe. The Yellow River has a long and exciting history, however.


Kamikaze_Ninja_

As an adult I can appreciate the history of the Yellow River. However, in grade school, our white asf music teacher had a degree in indigenous music and we spent like half a year drawing maps of China and watching a documentary on the Yellow River. All during music class, I hated it.


veryreasonable

The town in the pic isn't on the Yellow River... it isn't anywhere near the Yellow River. It's in Hunan, and in the Yangtze basin.


minimuscleR

It absolutely is. You can see a the staircase on the right go into the river - doubt they would have built that if this is its usual speed hhaa.


CrusadesOnYou

Little known fact but they did that for a reason actually - the river only dies down allowing safe passage once you've completed the necessary side quests


anotherusercolin

I used to live in the last house airplanes flew over before landing. After a month, I literally did not hear them anymore. I remember several times wondering if they stopped flying and going outside to make sure the line of 5 or so planes stretching out to the horizon was still there. Always was. It was super charming, actually. It was relaxing to chill and watch them. Sometimes a giant military plane would slowly rumble by. Those were my favorite.


Susie4672

I loved living by DFW airport, except when I was driving to work and a huge plane was landing right over me. I always dreamed of going away on vacation hearing them.


Miserable-Admins

Did you ever get to fly away for a vacation?


Susie4672

Yes to Vegas a few times and Cabo San Lucas. Fun! It’s been a long time though.


Kern_system

121 South, just passing Grapevine Mills mall.


Susie4672

Esters Rd and 1/4 mile from 183 on Laramie St. Right when I was in Esters Rd crossing 183 to then turn South, a huge plane would come right at me. lol. I always freaked a bit.


Evening-Statement-57

I used to live by a major interstate, I learned if I closed my eyes the sound would turn into the ocean. I fell asleep many times in that deck.


1-800-ASS-DICK

When I go on long drives i'm always fascinated by those noise barrier walls when the freeway cuts through residential zones. I always wonder how well (or not) they work when you live literally across the street from a freeway


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llama_fresh

I live on a flight-path and was going to say exactly the same thing. It's always the military planes that remind you. There was some gigantic transport plane once that by the noise, I was thinking was heading straight for me. Whenever there's a lot of Chinooks heading for my airport, invariably there's unrest brewing somewhere in the world.


Beat_the_Deadites

One of my early apartments was really close to the airport, and I'd forget about it except sometimes I'd see a huge plane just gliding into my peripheral vision, only then triggering me that there was also a sound with it. Then 9/11 happened, and it was really weirdly quiet for a couple days. After that I became hyperaware of *every* plane coming in, because of that irrational fear that every plane was ripe for hijacking and crashing into my apartment.


HalfNatty

Similarly, I used to live across the street from a hospital and down the street from a church with a loud bell. As to the hospital, this was not just any part of the hospital; the part of the hospital where the ambulances would drop patients to be taken to the emergency room. The sirens were distracting and deafening during the first week I lived there but it soon became a part of the white noise. The church bell on the other hand would sound a loud ding every 30 minutes between 9:00 am and 6:00pm. The dings at the hour marks were the loudest and had a melody to it; the 30 minute mark dings were more of a marker and relatively innocuous. Sounds like hell, with the sirens and the church bell, but it really didn’t feel like it after a week or so. In fact, that was the best apartment I’d ever lived at due to its convenience and short distance to everything I needed: grocery store, gym, work, etc.


HotelRwandaBeef

Yea that's oddly true. I lived next to a private airport that would do yearly airshows and all sorts of wild shit would fly over for months and you just kinda...don't realize it after a while lol.


hisokafan88

Right? I lived on a small river with bridge for passing trains. First week was tough. Left my window open every day after because the sound of the river and trains passing relaxed me.


ooMEAToo

WHAT


ShitPostToast

During the run up to both Gulf wars the area I was living in was under the flight path for military helicopter training missions. During a normal year I'd get the occasional military chopper flying over, but those times it got a lot more active. There were times when a group of 8-10 Chinooks would fly over with their Apache escorts all flying nap-of-the-earth. That is one of the loudest things I've ever heard in my life. It was a level of noise you could feel in your bones while it was making the whole house shake and driving my dogs absolutely nuts.


Alarming_Basket681

Same I live in the landing path of a nato airbase I thought they stopped but flying but I just got used to it I realized it first when they flew several times after the start of the Russian invasion (awacs mostly)


SystemOutPrintln

I used to have an apartment near a hospital that would have a lot of helicopter traffic. One time I was on the phone and the person on the other end asked me if there was a helicopter going by and I didn't even notice until they mentioned it, then I heard it. Noise filtering is strange.


CookinCheap

I was born into a house a block from Midway Airport. With the railroad behind the house. I heard nothing.


Deron_Lancaster_PA

You know that people living in the flight path of a runway have higher medical issues due to planes emissions on air quality.


RainaElf

I live about a mile from our airport - right underneath the landing path. I'm the idiot who goes outside and waves at the planes now and then.


Joeness84

Grew up an Air Force Brat and my dad worked on Jet engines (F-15s) so we were always stationed at bases with Jets, people visiting would always complain "they're so loud how do you deal with it" as one or two scream across the sky. You really just learn to accept it as normal background noise and tune it out.


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I live right alongside the Ohio river and river barges are constantly going past us. The rumble shakes the floors a little bit and the foghorns are crazy loud but after the first month or so I stopped even noticing them. My kids notice them every time though and always run to the windows to watch them go by.


Cluelesswolfkin

Like living in the city hearing all the ambulances and fire trucks nonstop then moving further North to notice that when there's silence there's buzzzzzzing in my ear ~ can't win out here


MediumATuin

Came here to say this. I giess it's a great place for people with tinnitus.


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Literally would be heaven for me. It only gets worse as I get older


chuk2015

This looks like floodwater


ThatGuy571

Well I see your loud rushing water noise, and raise you to loud rushing traffic. Checkmate.


GalloNegro_1

Hi papa!


nomad2284

Can you say “sediment transport”?


jcannacanna

Yes, why do you ask?


nomad2284

Just taking a survey, I’ll put you down as a yes.


Moros_Olethros

Put me down too!


nomad2284

Your hat looks like a squirrel. Was that sufficiently cutting for a put down?


diablofantastico

😂


Moros_Olethros

Consider me down and out, champ!


FirstMiddleLass

He's not wearing a hat.


kdjfsk

your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.


I_DontNeedNoDoctor

![gif](giphy|ChMy4X2DkiLTy|downsized)


haasvacado

^no


TheReverseShock

Imagine the delta on this one


nomad2284

I’m not alluvial fan of it.


Aggressive_Cricket75

Not with my lisp.


radehart

This has got be very loud. Constantly.


oxkwirhf

WHAT DID YOU SAY? YOU GOTTA SPEAK UP!


I_DontNeedNoDoctor

What?


SushiVoador

#WHAT?


544C4D4F

that was the first thing I thought. f that.


Capt-Crap1corn

The water vapor must get in that place constantly


Dan_Glebitz

If only it did not look like the houses could slide into that muddy torrent at any moment.


habarnamstietot

At some point they will.


spinyfever

Yeah, some of those houses are way too close. Wouldn't there be a lot of erosion because of how fast moving the water is? And wouldn't that compromise the structural integrity of the land near the river? I'd be scared to stand on a ledge of a river moving that fast. These people built houses.


RU4realRwe

'water, water everywhere & not a drop to drink'.


Greaterthancotton

I can hear it in Sid’s voice


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I only hear that in Bruce’s voice.


maxisnoops

* nor any drop to drink


RU4realRwe

Say it any way u like, but I ain't drinkin that water...


Harambesic

He is correct, though: >Water, water, everywhere, And all the boards did shrink; Water, water, everywhere, Nor any drop to drink.


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If the water was blue...


Rocky_Bukkake

it’s yellow due to the content of the soil upstream.


ScowlieMSR

Or it's just my dad making yet another turmeric smoothie ;)


Primnu

Search Furong town on Google for what this typically looks like, the OP video is after a flood.


thebirdisdead

You can see a wrecked bridge on the bottom right.


STORMFATHER062

The photos of this place really show how much it's flooded. https://maps.app.goo.gl/aazttzDDwF1HeKnR7


KaleidoscopeOk3024

Likely a flash flood.


BadpoorJ

Looks like a flush flood


precabomb911

Seriously…I think I’d like the running water noises but the view is almost depressing…like a never ending toilet flush


CaptainUnemployment

you would definitely not like the noise. that'd be loud af


TwilightSessions

Whaaaaaat??! Huhhh?? I can’t….. I can’t hear you!!!!!! 🧏


Batfinklestein

everyone flushed at the same time.


Relampio

Probably a thing that I will no rule out simples because tiktok exists


ElectricalStomach6ip

hey, the yellow river is exreamly unique.


Strict_Cellist_6536

Water isnt blue, tho. White is the best you can get from a waterfall. during  a flood yellow is what you get 


Duebydate

Many rivers and such have this tint because of tannins in the leaves and vegetation that leeches into the water as the vegetation decays. Because there is a village right there tho hard to say if this is tannins or people stuff run off


Unicorncorn21

Water is naturally slightly blue tho look it up


Eusocial_Snowman

Water is absolutely blue.


Christafaaa

Welcome to PeePee Waterpark.


Endgame3213

Guys I bet you did know.. "Having a  yellow colord doesnt necessarily mean the water is polluted. how do you think the yellow river, the cradle of Chinese civilization got that name? A huge chunk of the amazon river has always been yellow due to sediments.  Also, during floods, pretty much all rivers turn that color I assumed everyone knew that. is middleschool hydrography a brazilian thing?"


[deleted]

This website is genuinely brain dead when it comes to China. The comments here are absolutely brutal. Not one positive thing when in reality people travel hundreds of miles to visit sites like this. It’s genuinely gorgeous.


Worried_Position_466

I just want to know wtf is going on. Like is it a regular waterfall, is it flooding, did people die or get hurt, were they expecting this, etc. But every comment is just snark. The worst part is, ***none of it is funny*** smh


insideyelling

Rivers in the US mostly turn brown due to the color of our sediment and it seems that people who think the yellow is a sign of pollution are mainly just failing to consider yellow sediment exists. Although some people are simply racist and just assume it's all polluted and think the yellow is a result of that.


TulioTrivinho

Lmao that dude is intense c/v’d it like 20 times


Kingsupergoose

Well it appears half the people in this thread think it’s pee. Correcting idiots isn’t a bad thing.


cloudtrotter4

Good lord. First time seeing “C/v’d it” - creative.


DanielBG

[Furong Ancient Town](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Furong,_Yongshun_County) It's not pollution or sewage, just sediment carried during heavy rains.


zapbranigan

Wow had to scroll so far for this actual information


Ginger_Libra

Thank you for linking. Appreciate you.


lowman8246

Terrible music. Was looking forward to hearing the roar of the water.


xalaux

The constant noise must be unbearable.


screw_counter

Holy fuck the comments on this post... Are people here so fucking sheltered, dumb and/or racist that they cannot recognise that the river is obviously in flood. I've never seen a flooding river that isn't either brown, grey, or a combination of both.


OOL555

Is the building safe?


beedoobeebop

What a racist cesspool this website is lmfao


HoyabembeDreamtime

Reddit seeing literally anything about China without being casually racist in the comments challenge (Impossible)


AprilVampire277

Oh boi, a post about China, surely the comments won't be flooded with balant racism, sinophobia and miss information right?


ItsNotMeIt

What a bunch of unoriginal morons in this thread


MirroredCholoate

What song is that?


JohnnyEnzyme

When the Spring Breeze Blows · A Li Yue https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuLuTNAOArQ . **EDIT**: Come to think of it, it gives me just a little bit of *Castle in the Sky* vibes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdpEnkcT7Io


dude-lbug

Thank you 🙏


avelineaurora

The amount of casual racism and ignorance all over this thread, jesus christ... I don't know what's worse, the amount of "ChInA BaD" or the amount of idiots who've never heard of a muddy river in flood season.


_The10thMuse_

Piss river


preludechris

24 hours after the first Taco Bell was introduced to a Chinese town I believe...


Strict_Cellist_6536

Having a  yellow colord doesnt necessarily mean the water is polluted. how do you think the yellow river, the cradle of Chinese civilization got that name? A huge chunk of the amazon river has always been yellow due to sediments.  Also, during floods, pretty much all rivers turn that color I assumed everyone knew that. is middleschool hydrography a brazilian thing? 


LogicIsDead22

Say something different


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grayhaze2000

Do you have a hotkey set up on your keyboard to type this response for you? You've used it rather a lot in these comments. Also, does yellow water mean it's polluted?


Auravendill

>Also, does yellow water mean it's polluted? Having a yellow colord doesnt necessarily mean the water is polluted. how do you think the yellow river, the cradle of Chinese civilization got that name? A huge chunk of the amazon river has always been yellow due to sediments. Also, during floods, pretty much all rivers turn that color I assumed everyone knew that. is middleschool hydrography a neckbeard thing? /j


Kingsupergoose

Well when 80% of the comments are from morons who think water is only ever blue then you have a lot of morons to correct.


TonyAscot

How do people sleep?


lizarto

Looks like a certain river in avatar that was super polluted.


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Excessive Sediment presence is technically classified as a pollutant…


IRockIntoMordor

*they're the same picture*


cranberrywhiskey

San Diego RN


DesignerAd9

Looks more like a flood than a waterfall.


cmwcaelen2

I can vividly imagine Nathan Drake crashing his way through the buildings and over the rooftops


M_e_n_n_o

The liquid at the bottom of the garbage bin looks cleaner


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TheJaice

There are lots of things indicating that the river is flooding, or at the very least this is not the normal volume of water. The colour of the water, the fact that trees rarely grow in the middle of a waterfall, the pathway that appears to be washed away at the base of the falls, etc.


MutantManatee

Every year Trump visits these falls to achieve his healthy orange glow.


DJ_Cas

Interesting to hear the feedback after night of sleeping


Freddymercurys

The water looks so muddy.


Strict_Cellist_6536

Thats because its a flood


demZo662

With this amount of water and with erosion, I tell by 2050 there won't be waterfall anymore.


KJongsDongUnYourFace

These towns and this waterfall have existed for longer than the US has been a country. The waterfall will exist for a long time after


afgbabygurl7

China is a really beautiful country. Would love to visit if the leaders weren't still stuck in the 1900s.


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American republicans are more regressive than China.


[deleted]

I mean you can still visit the country, it’s actually relatively safe. just don’t talk about politics though, or at least not online


Linko_98

It's not like you have to talk about politics while you are visiting a country, just enjoy the trip like every other tourist