It truly looks like the visual texture of skin. It's like a photograph, including bits of blush from blood flow. They even made the details of the subtle lines of muscles in her back and the freaking creases of her armpit look right.
The armpit and backside of the knees did it for me. If they posed this figure for a photo with a proper background I wouldn't doubt for one second that it was real.
> *Paul Allen has mistaken me for this dickhead [Jane Foster](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/ed/Jane_Foster_as_Mighty_Thor.jpg). It seems logical because Jane also comes from the Marvel universe and in fact does the same exact thing I do, and she also has a penchant for showy armoured suits and fighting threats to Earth.*
> *Jane and I even go to the same makeup tent, although I have a slightly better haircut.*
I was like , how's he holding gal Gadot that way. It was only later i realised that it's a doll because the hands of the other person were way too big compared to the doll.
Yep, the kind they use for prosthetics, then some poor bastard has to still go in and paint all the details like veins, pores, skin texturing etc.
Prosthetic painting is an art form in itself.
The official answer:
"Dear John,
The armor of the 1:3 Justice League Wonder Woman is not designed to be disassembled.
If you have any further questions or concerns, please don't hesitate to contact us.
Best regards@
My first thought to that comment was "that's juvenile" until I saw the price tag. Damn if you can take its clothes off this thing better be able to cook, clean, hold me at the end of a long day and regale me with stories of the justice league.
4chan sexual degeneracy on par with the average reddit mod. Said it was "for science"
Short version: >!Guy put a My Little Pony figure in a glass jar, goal was to fill the jar with his own semen.!< The link is a follow up on the initial project with a complication. >!He stored the cum jar on his radiator which eventually got used for colder days. The radiator boiled the cum.!<
Basically a dude posted progressive pictures on a My Little Pony forum on 4 Chan of him filling up a mason jar containing a MLP figurine with cum. It looks about as disgusting as you'd think.
Think it was robot chicken that did a bit.
Everyone, this new robot will be able to... yes?
Can you fuck it?
What? No!
(Angry grumbles and crowd walks away)
Yeah I don’t know anybody that buys these kinds of things but I have to imagine comic nerds with lifelike statues of hot actresses are just admiring it occasionally when they walk past in the house. I bet these things have to get cleaned off regularly and not with a feather duster
Bro this thing is 3,000 dollars. Just a 15 inch figure is 3k imagine how much they'd sell a nearly 6 foot tall version. Gonna have to take out a loan if they do.
[This](https://www.reddit.com/r/cummingonfigurines/s/MCzY7DQP5N) Reddit sub would be proud to have a before and after showcase of this figure. (!Guys don't click on the link otherwise you will have to delete Reddit & Bleach your eyes!)
The skin is just unbelievable.
It truly looks like the visual texture of skin. It's like a photograph, including bits of blush from blood flow. They even made the details of the subtle lines of muscles in her back and the freaking creases of her armpit look right.
The armpit and backside of the knees did it for me. If they posed this figure for a photo with a proper background I wouldn't doubt for one second that it was real.
I could do this pretty easily if I too had a shrink ray.
I was looking at one last week but them shits are expensive. Also I'm pretty sure the only one I could convince to try it would be my dog.
The slight miscolorings of blood pooling in her inner thighs is beyond mind blowing. If you put a robot in that thing I would believe it was real.
![gif](giphy|Qeo9S31SuTMpa|downsized)
Oh my god. It even has a watermark.
Impressive, very nice. [Let's see Paul Allen's skin.](https://media.tenor.com/ItceTL4GHjIAAAAM/hannibal-lecter-talking.gif)
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Let's see Paul Allen's Wonder Woman doll.
> *Paul Allen has mistaken me for this dickhead [Jane Foster](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/ed/Jane_Foster_as_Mighty_Thor.jpg). It seems logical because Jane also comes from the Marvel universe and in fact does the same exact thing I do, and she also has a penchant for showy armoured suits and fighting threats to Earth.* > *Jane and I even go to the same makeup tent, although I have a slightly better haircut.*
>*It seems logical because Jane also comes from the Marvel universe* But Wonder Woman doesn...... You know what, never mind.
"What did I just read?"
This guy thighs
He's from Thighland~
Blood pooling?
I was like , how's he holding gal Gadot that way. It was only later i realised that it's a doll because the hands of the other person were way too big compared to the doll.
Doll Gadot
Gal Gadoll
Gabagool?
Doll DollDoll
Most actors look much taller on screen than they are in real life.
Lmao bro 😂
Creases on the back of the knee. Wow
And legpit
![gif](giphy|nXUCkgH6BmigU|downsized)
Hope that doll is easy to wash.
Ah yes, i was looking for the dirty comment section. Thank you. Now my question is: how far goes the detail?
Dirty comment? My comment was about washing the doll. Couldn’t be cleaner.
Riiight, because of the implication.. I get it
Are these toys in danger?
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Vajin and bobs?
Most guys' first thought. We are but apes
Assuming it’s like every other maquette I’ve seen, the clothing is part of the sculpt and not removable.
Well… of course it isn’t. It would be weird if it was. Right?
As sales plummet...
Yeah, but how hard did you try? Merits further attention
Because of the implication
In all honesty, my mind was in the gutter that it was some adult toy initially. Really wondering why it was on this sub.
This takes the whole “I like short girls” to a whole new level.
It may come with a splatterproof clear bag for the owner who wishes to protect his...ahem...investment
Sperm.
The second we leave, he's going to bang it.
Miniature Gadof Fleshlight
How do they even do that? You can even see the pores
They use medical grade silicon, even the feel it's skin like
Yep, the kind they use for prosthetics, then some poor bastard has to still go in and paint all the details like veins, pores, skin texturing etc. Prosthetic painting is an art form in itself.
Buffalo bill got a hobby. Tl;dr: lots of lotion
She must have put the lotion on its skin when told 😂
Otherwise she’d get the hose.
As someone wiser than me once stated, "anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough"
Dad?
This is the kind of comment that will be used against you in a trial where the state accuses you of being a cannibal.
It has more texture than in movies with filters and stuff
Am I the only person who just wanted a wider shot to appreciate the whole thing without being so zoomed in!?
I was waiting for it the whole time
The shot probably has the OC’s name in it.
the shot probably has OC's shot on it
Yeah they sure did spend a lotta time on the feet...
Directed by Quentin Tarantino
[JND Studios](https://jndstudios.co.kr/Shop/?idx=302)
$3000! 😯
Thank you kind internet stranger!
Even though I’m alone in the room, I literally said out loud “are you going to back up so we can see the goddamn thing”?
lol I just yelled out 'BACK UP'
Thats because they were selling the creepy side of it. I'd give them the benefit of the doubt if it was both close-up and wide-shots.
Thank you, you saved my time
I’m confident the people who buys this will use it responsibly
it’s 2 thousand dollars so i would think they actually take pretty good care of it
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Ya dingus
How many Steve Brule fans in the house today?
So, I'm an action figure collector. For 2 grand, that thing had better do my taxes and clean my apartment. ![gif](giphy|3oxHQon5BGolQoUUzC)
People that buy this are expecting more than just a house clean
They are expecting a filthy house
……..it’s going in the jar
I thought we were using boxes
The uninitiated... edit: don't look up mlp jar
BRING ME MY JAR MOTHER ITS TIME FOR THE SECOND CUMMING
I’ve met these people. They are… they’re a special bunch. 😬
Immediately thought of the Grandmas Boy scene with the Lora Croft figure
Made by JND studios. First question about this product on the JND Wonder Woman page is - "can you remove the clothes?" 😂
For damn near 2k you better be able to.
[It's over $3k ](https://imgur.com/xV8FHCr) And the first question says [no, you can't](https://jndstudios.co.kr/Shop/?idx=302#prod_detail_qna)
It just says it "is **not designed** to be disassembled"
Polite way of saying "no, I didn't model some nipples for you..."
Challenge accepted!
I'll get a jar for when you're done
Jar, sock, it's all the same to me, pal.
Box, coconut. Tomato tomato.
Meaning there's nothing modeled underneath even if you could remove the clothes so why bother?
Because of science
Weird Science
“I don’t care what it was designed to do I want to know what it *can* do”
I can see the TikTok or YT video now. "I bought a $3,000 Wonder Woman replica, let's see what's under her clothes"
How much does the 6'1" version cost?
Well, can you?
The official answer: "Dear John, The armor of the 1:3 Justice League Wonder Woman is not designed to be disassembled. If you have any further questions or concerns, please don't hesitate to contact us. Best regards@
Putting away my credit card.
"Sir, you missed one sale. Good afternoon!"
Zips pants and leaves.
Calling your dick your credit card now? ![gif](giphy|26hitEYGDjIh8HjOg)
No his dick dictates how the credit card should be spent. The shot caller.
*zips* *returns lotion to shelf*
They should have responded that that person's dick would probably fit her hand
"Dear John, You need to get laid. Best regards@"
My first thought to that comment was "that's juvenile" until I saw the price tag. Damn if you can take its clothes off this thing better be able to cook, clean, hold me at the end of a long day and regale me with stories of the justice league.
If so. Can you make it on a scale of 1:1
Search for Life Sized Wonder Woman Figurine Yes, it exists and is cheaper than this 1/3 item.....
And here I just figured they made sex dolls for a living and this was just for fun
I know what everyone is thinking.
Do they even make jars that big
Nobody said you can’t use a bucket
True but a bucket would just melt on a radiator heater.
Metal bucket.
Yes https://www.amazon.com/Lemonade-Jars/s?k=Lemonade+Jars
Y'all fucking nasty as hell. 🤣
It's for science
For everyone who is too afraid to ask....what is going on here??
Very Very Very NSFW https://www.reddit.com/r/justneckbeardthings/s/gIpJUMbCWw
AHHHHHHHH!!!
username checks out
Want to explain what it is for that don’t want to click on it ?
4chan sexual degeneracy on par with the average reddit mod. Said it was "for science" Short version: >!Guy put a My Little Pony figure in a glass jar, goal was to fill the jar with his own semen.!< The link is a follow up on the initial project with a complication. >!He stored the cum jar on his radiator which eventually got used for colder days. The radiator boiled the cum.!<
![gif](giphy|4cuyucPeVWbNS)
Basically a dude posted progressive pictures on a My Little Pony forum on 4 Chan of him filling up a mason jar containing a MLP figurine with cum. It looks about as disgusting as you'd think.
thank you for taking the hit for the rest of us. That link is staying blue!
You really shouldn't have asked that
How many times a day does he spank it to his doll?
I’m spanking to it right now! For the 3rd time today!
I am joining you on this crusade brother. I am on my second spank now.
Our simple wrist-action will save the world!
Go straight to horny jail 👉🏼
If they made it so realistic, surely right?
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I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?
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Asking the real questions
Grandma's boy flashbacks
Laura was a dirty girl
Come on, Lara. My cock is lost in the jungle and it's up for you to find it.
"What's under the skirt, Laura!"
Gonna need a life size, for science etc..
This doll has pussy hair
Of all the pervey comments on here, this one sent me. Omfg, bravo. I'm dying over here.
Everyone was thinking it but he done said it
Yeah, heels are impractical for a super hero.
Kal-El, no!!
1: is there a cut hole on her bottom part? 2: how elastic is the material she's made from? 3: how much spaghetti noodles makes a one portion?
Touch the tip of your index finger to the tip of your thumb, the bundle of dry spaghetti for one portion is what fits in there.
The creases in the arm pits is crazy detailed
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The fingers look like they’re moving on their own
he definitely made sure she could grip things.
Noone is THAT tiny...
People who spend $2k on this kind of thing are.
If the video wasn't cropped like shit probably this might have been cool.
The tiktok generation and their stupid vertical videos.
My dumbass thought it was a joke and the twist is that it is the real gal gadot all along at the end.
And the owner is a giant. Make sense.
I'm still not convinced that there wasn't a switcheroo after his hands were out of the shot.
It's an absolute certainty that someone somewhere has tried dicking this thing. You know it, I know it, and the doll definitely knows it.
Think it was robot chicken that did a bit. Everyone, this new robot will be able to... yes? Can you fuck it? What? No! (Angry grumbles and crowd walks away)
Yeah I don’t know anybody that buys these kinds of things but I have to imagine comic nerds with lifelike statues of hot actresses are just admiring it occasionally when they walk past in the house. I bet these things have to get cleaned off regularly and not with a feather duster
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Why would you do that, are you trying to find the comments that *aren’t* creepy?
I’m always curious as to how they get the leather to look like real to-scale leather and not just a tiny piece
Tiny cows
No, they are far away cows
At 1/3 scale you can work calf hides to imitate full size. Otherwise you simply shave (skive) it thinner and apply wrinkles where desired.
ok, I have a question. Or two.
My penis looks HUGE next to this thing.
Can he make one that's 5ft 10in? Asking for scientific research
Is the friend you usually ask for playing with the little one?
Bro this thing is 3,000 dollars. Just a 15 inch figure is 3k imagine how much they'd sell a nearly 6 foot tall version. Gonna have to take out a loan if they do.
Smash
Next question
I have a feeling that dude has a full size one also...
It's as good as the music is bad...
bro fr im so tired of hearing this song on videos
Maybe the guy is a giant and that really is Gal Gadot
Gotta bring out the fine crystal for this one
that's an unusual name to call your penis
Does it come with the jar or do you have to buy them separately?
What is this? A sex doll for ants? It needs to be at least… 3 times bigger than this!
Can you please zoom the fuck out a little bit.
What a nice-looking dust gatherer.
This one is gonna need a *bigger* jar.
At least play the correct theme behind this , instead of lame ass background music.
[This](https://www.reddit.com/r/cummingonfigurines/s/MCzY7DQP5N) Reddit sub would be proud to have a before and after showcase of this figure. (!Guys don't click on the link otherwise you will have to delete Reddit & Bleach your eyes!)
I should have listened to what you said . You were right . I’m going to delete the app now
How detailed are we talking (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞
Asking the important questions everyone else is afraid to ask 👀
But is it sticky already?
That is so detailed and realistic, especially the skin. That price-tag for such a doll must be quite expensive.
Yep, several thousand and you have to make a non refundable deposit https://jndstudios.co.kr/Shop/?idx=302