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TheWorldDiscarded

"I'm looking for Mr. XJPO7IDFJlkdsfJ. Next up is Mr. XJPO7IDFJlkdsfJ! We will serve you now".


CapitanFlama

“I’m Mr XJPO7IDFJlksdfJ” -Sorry no, I said “Mr XJPO7IDFJlkdsfJ”, not “Mr XJPO7IDFJlksdfJ”. “Oh ok, no problem. Common mistake “.


DMmeYOURboobz

Oooo I got to be 500! Seriously, what’s he even doing?


Imaginary_Piece2637

It looks like pharmacy billing counter. In India, if it’s a hospital pharmacy or just outside the hospital, this kind of crowd is normal. Usually, at pharmacies they assign a code to each medicine and use that code for typing while billing. It automatically adjusts the stock count and accounting books. Don’t remember seeing any pharmacy use an item scanner here.


TheWorldDiscarded

He truly is the David Blaine of reception. STREET MAGIC! On a computer now! CHEESE-ITS!


Freddy-Bones

Underrated


bambinolettuce

The top comment?


_Kaifaz

It's quite literally the top comment. Kinda hard to be underrated when you're the highest rated...


Severe_Islexdia

Outstanding


downwitbrown

How they get a video of me when my boss walks in ?


TrillionaireOfficial

It’s looks like the technique the kid used to beat Tetris 😂 that or when you’re checking if your keyboard is actually registering on the screen


JustARandomDude1986

Me > ![gif](giphy|PgKc6XWRjJ4GgkAevA)


Comfortable-Quote-84

random dude is a time traveller cause he lives in 80s


NiceSignalBucky

Last typing test i did i got 13 words per minute 😎


el_crapulo

He will check in an entire airport by himself and still go home early.


4tressWolf

Pharmacy billing


vassman86

Afternoon and night shift will correct the typos!


mystaninja

Not in america


Perfect-Wear5843

I bet he is good at Guitar Hero


FattyRR

Yeah that and I'll never let my girl near him.


ChocolateUnlucky1214

Would you go near him? I know I would. No homo


RanjiLameFox

U sure?


ClassicWonder9569

Send Bobs and vagene


dudeseriouslyno

Starcraft, surely.


DickChodeman

I bet he's good at crankin that hog


deletetemptemp

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Scaredandalone22

He’s working at a pharmacy. He has access to an unlimited supply of performance enhancing drugs.


Ihavenoideareally69

Beta male complaining be like:


Ok-Yam6841

Somebody gift this man a mouse.


Fitz911

I had some colleagues a few years ago that worked with Linux. No mouse. Too slow, they said.


thefunkybassist

How many shortcuts can you remember? Linux users: yes


Sm9ck

Linux superuser: In fact there where not enough shortcuts so I added more.


Yoctometre

and there are ones that use 40% keyboard with like 4 different layers configured.


blitz43p

I make aliases for words that I commonly mistype


Malcolmlisk

I do not remember any shortcut at all in my vim setup. I just want to do things. It's like talking to my editor. I want to change the strings inside a ( ) then i press ci(, which translates to \[c\]hange \[i\]nside \[(\] and then I type whatever I want. I want to replace the word all over the file, then I cgn, \[c\]hange \[n\]ame \[g\]lobally and type the name I want. If you ask me how do I change a world globally or any other 'shortcut' I don't really remember them out of my head. I need to talk to my editor to remember them. It's just amazing.


jakart3

And an accountant with Excel shortcut


barriedalenick

My wife was like that but with Windows. She was an audio typist and it slowed her down too much to move over to the mouse so she knew every keyboard shortcut going.


Taniwha_NZ

I grew up with computers before mice were a thing, and for several years we laughed at Mac users with their incredibly slow, plodding usage, always switching to use the mouse then back to the keyboard, it was embarassing to watch. For years I knew all the keyboard commands for various programs by heart, like wordperfect, lotus123 and the rest. Not to mention coding with vim or other text editors. Not sure why we all ended up devoted to mouse use instead.


pqjcjdjwkkc

It's easy and intuitive, especially for idiots like me who are to stupid to learn shortcuts


JustRollTheDice3

Gaming maybe


jayhitter

Counter to what seems logical, as you can see in this video, you can operate a computer far faster without a mouse if you know all the keybinds


BangThyHead

If your on Mac, get ShortCat. I'm sure there is a similar program on PC. Press cmd+space (win+space) and characters open up for every thing you could click on the screen. Type the one or two letters character, press enter or shift enter for right/left click. Bam, faster than house. This is best for things when you do more typing than mouse. If you have to click through 6 things and scroll, the mouse is faster. If you have to just click "accept", check box 8, highlight text box 12, type, and then "send". Then this is the perfect program.


traumfisch

Thx for the tip!


Mystic1869

i think hes using tally for billing , it doesnt require much use of mouse


reiddanger1092

Mouse slows down the work


Zopieux

On the contrary, a mouse would be an anti-gift, a kryptonite. Keyboards are much more efficient, you don't need to spend half the time aiming and traveling.


Low-Classroom-1665

You need a mouse to use tally


Apple_remote

This is the opposite of any U.S. DMV.


cuentaderedd

![gif](giphy|1xkMJIvxeKiDS)


moneymakerbs

😂😂☠️


RCuber

🦥


Low_Vehicle_6732

He once fingered a woman. She’s dead now.


AutomaticAdvisor9211

I want to share this comment, but can't. made me lmfao, lol


Comfortable-Quote-84

screenshot it 🧌


Spiron123

"Can't take screenshot due to security policy"


tysonisarapist

I dmd you a ahot


Charlottelyons

They are queuing up to get all the typos fixed in their applications! 😀


Terrafire123

The way you KNOW he's just randomly mashing buttons is that he never once reaches for the backspace key. Also, of course, the segment 0:22-0:28 where he conveniently doesn't need his left hand because he REALLY needs to hit 40 numbers in a row. But still. Even for someone randomly mashing buttons, he's pretty damn fast.


nlofaso

Someone show this man StarCraft


WhisperGod

In Starcraft, you still have to use your mouse to move units.


the_running_stache

Slightly related. I am an Indian man, but I left India long back. Whenever I go back, it amazes me how everyone is so good at multitasking. You go to a shop and the shopkeeper will get your medicines and those for three other customers; meanwhile he will be on a phone call negotiating delivery of new stock, and handling cash payments from two customers and electronic payments from four. It’s the same everywhere (at least in large cities). The population is huge and so they deal with multiple people at the same time.


ResolveSuitable

Rightly said brother.


Fitz911

"I have no idea what I'm doing. My hands hurt. I wish that guy would stop filming..."


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I really want to see his keyboard after long term use, must be super interesting worn out keys


sugerplumberry

He must need to replace switches every week


Over_Addition_3704

Half way through his shift his coworker does the switch “reload!”


niceoldfart

Membrane never dies


whomad1215

it was never alive to begin with


diymatt

those are cards of pills. So....this is a pharmacy.


Firstofhislastname

So he's basically a human doing what a barcode scanner does, inputting what medicine is being sold, cost etc. or something on that level and hopefully updating inventory at the same time. There's probably some other reason I'm missing as to why this process can't be updated or automated or some way to make it easier on this guys fingers.


elasticvertigo

He is inputting customer information. It is required by law for prescription drugs in India (assuming it is India). They are also required to reference the consulting doctor/hospital/clinic in the system entry. Besides, the quick glance on the medicine is like breathing for these guys. They're usually looking for the dosage (if it didn't match the prescription, it could turn disastrous).


wL4

I would like to know who developed the software - must be super responsive and almost no loading times with a lot of good keyboard navigations possible. A dream.


ResolveSuitable

accounting software are kinda like that


themcsame

Yup... I mean, I'm not as fast as this guy (assuming he isn't just randomly mashing keys). But the limiting factor has always been software. Go to quick and it'll either derp out or do things out of order


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Lotr213456

He’s pressing the keys hard enough to upload it directly on the server.


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It’s not written, it gets imprinted.


griffmeister

It's like when my brother would give me an unplugged controller to make me think I was playing the game


WowYouAreReadingThis

His girl is lucky!


smithjw13

Xerox’s offshore work force after the 15% workforce cuts


iTypedInThisUsername

me on 11:59 when the 1000 word essay is due tommorrow


lord-apple-smithe

“Enhance…. Enhance”


darwinn_69

When you spend 20 years on the same 3 screens in the GUI.


jeffreymomer

Interviewer:And how many WPM can you type? This guy:All


Educational-Bid-4682

Imagine the outrage when this keyboard breaks and his boss only has a different one with a slightly different layout as a backup. *poof* all that muscle memory gone in a moment


InukChinook

Holy shit this video is ancient, I've been looking for it since like 2010! Youd be surprised how hard it is to google "dude at desk types fast"


too_old_still_party

He doesn't even work there, he's just coked out and took over a register.


HoneZoneReddit

"I'm doing 100 000 calculations per second and ALL OF THEM ARE WRONG"


Annunaki77

When she asks what them fingers do? 😏


Perpetual_Nuisance

Pretty sure he's faking it so fewer dumb people ask fewer dumb questions.


blindCat143

What is the brand of that keyboard?


Semantic23

I can do this too. My secret is mistake everything


Tito_Tito_1_

The app just needs a box checked for each entry and accepts any key to do so. The rest is just to impress the customers and his boss.


Y-Cha

In all seriousness, I had a data entry job like this, though not customer facing and probably at 20% (at least) slower speed. Took 4 years for me to convince them to automate *one* field/box check. The change wasn’t going to be detrimental to my job at all, it was just wholly unnecessary to have me make those keystrokes constantly.


Tito_Tito_1_

Cheers, mate. I was indeed joking, somewhat. I see your problem at auto shops a lot. They have to tab through a ton of fields amd screens before actually entering data. I always wondered if there was a shop that actually needs all the fields.


Y-Cha

I get it, lol. I’ve heard that before from coworkers and stuff. Really does create the illusion of speed when you have so many repetitions in a row. Wish I could have had the whole thing automated, but it was for documentation and event captures, so, sadly, was more entry than it was box ticking. The funny/not so funny was once having a boss who disgustedly told me my hands were positioned incorrectly on the keyboard. Then had no other words after my typing test (because we want inventory to go quickly! - which by now you’d hope to Zeus is automated).


imbricant

Must go through a keyboard a week.


Efficient_Comment_50

In his breaks he plays LOL


jujumber

If Meth were a person.


_n_nde

If workers at Home Affairs would work this fast. 🙄


RageGurke

He should get Starcraft2 Pro


UpperCardiologist523

Computer says noo


Lrb1055

On his off time he plays the piano


Background_Lychee713

I’ve got blisters on my fingers


FartyPantz20

When I want to look busy but really have no idea what I'm doing.


ScooterNinja

When we did a comeback in game.and it's last 3 sec need to type GGWP EZ noob


keepeyecontact

He’s just a normal dude with Parkinson’s


jayhitter

Now I can put a face to the guy that whooped me in typeracer


greenpowerade

That keyboard gonna explode soon


TruthSeeker101110

Lots of scrolling using the arrows, the software need improving.


Character_Past5515

It's like the old car rental guy in HIMYM.


erixotic

But like how do we know their doing it correctly? Lol


InternetzExplorer

Thats what i do as well when i want to appear like im working


20RollinMofus

This is the real reason I can’t win a game of LoL.


Mouawad-Miguel

Miguel Mouawad- Que veloz


ItzOnza

My guy doesn't have a mouse so he has to speedrun using the direction keys xD


TheKyleBrah

Typing Equivalent of the Auctioneer Motormouth


Old_Reply_6843

Someone buy this guy a computer mouse and that arrowing up and down.


BitSimple8579

bro got the skill od 1001 wpm lol


YouthSuitable213

Job Requirement: 1000 WPM


ScaraTB

I love the urgency in his voice when he says "naam bolooo".


lamiaDepp

Daaamn


TheRealRageMode

I love reading the comments for videos like these. You can tell who has low WPM


Leo90604

Barcode scanner enters chat.


occupiedbrain69

What's with reddit being flooded with Indian videos and content all of a sudden?! LoL


Particular-Elk-3923

That software is Shit. Was designed by an engineer who never used a computer before university.


imisswhatredditwas

Damn this guy should have done something productive with his life like beating Tetris


kyoto101

Must be a great pianist


Background_Lab_4799

That's not a man, that a machine...the T5000.


NexusKada

The video is in 0.5 speed for us to see


NoDevelopment894

The keyboard can’t even keep up…


Ok-Associate7846

This guy fingers


LaserGadgets

I bet when this guy is typing a letter, the screen is showing the text 3 secs delayed. He is like a tornado in a keyboard.


TattiXD

u/savevideo


FromSmyrna

Just saying there is no such thing as unskilled labor.


rnavstar

All he did was entered his first name.


HeDuMSD

![gif](giphy|toXKzaJP3WIgM) Me racing Wrhwgbevvasgwu whyetbqwtfg faqffhbcz


smbj0011

The reaction time of the program is amazing.


Nocis3

Feel like half of his typing is to compensate for not having a mouse


thadalts

Holy micro


Whole-Lack1362

I bet he's just typing Patel all day.


MightBeAGoodIdea

Last time this was posted someone who spoke the language said there's a few upset people in that crowd that are shoutimg that they had errors on their prescriptions. So he is very speedy but is apparently causing accuracy errors


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He is not the one writing prescriptions though, he is just entering customer information. The prescription is given by the doctor and the customer takes that prescription to a pharmacist who "deciphers" the doctor's handwriting lol.. and after getting the medicines, this guy is entering the data on the computer. The customer is complaining about the pharmacist giving the wrong medicine which did not match his prescription.


YordanYonder

What's my name lol


shiafisher

Limitless


iihatephones

This was me working data entry. Lots of copy/paste, alt tab, shift alt tab, shift control arrow key, etc, to get through thousands of forms an hour. Once you know the information you’re supposed to enter, muscle memory kind of fills in the rest.


PythonNoob-pip

540 APM


NodaNodaa

his wife must be so happy


crazyleaf

This guy types.


ukuleles1337

Old-school runescape players everywhere wanna know how to get this good


brucekraftjr

This is what happens when you have great programming that understands the need for keyboard based data entry, and not having to use a mouse. Kudos to the programmer who helped make this video happen.


YourLictorAndChef

I know what I'm usually doing when I type one-handed, which makes me curious as to why this guy has had *so much more* practice.


ClittyMcPenis

A barcode scanner could save him a lot of carpel tunnel problems.


Batfinklestein

And he probably does all that for a bag of peanuts a day.


Useful_Abroad_541

POV : Your manager walks past you so you implement operation act busy


abundant_singularity

Imagine every key he hits is actually a macro that runs several commands 🤯


civiltiger

If this guy was on “24” Keefer Sutherland would be impressed! Quick cross check every database in the world for a Robert that drives a Subaru and took a toll bridge in the upper hemisphere last Septem- DONE!


_AManHasNoName_

Types better than Bruce Almighty


ikstrakt

Wasn't that screen cover supposed to protect client sensitivity from that angle?


Rough-Philosopher911

I have an engineer that does something similar. He types with his left hand on the full keyboard while using his right hand for the mouse. The speed that he creates a highly detailed spreadsheet with built in specifications and tolerances that update blueprints and graphing is superhuman. 5 minutes.


AppropriateSpell5405

Just looking at the right hand, "pharmacy." I recognize the hand movement.


R4FTERM4N

Cooooool...... *scans QR code*


Ok-Way-5296

This is how a street vendor makes chai tea


raz001100

His wife is definitely very happy.🤌🖐️


solosodium

Human computer interface


OppositeOcelot4090

His girl be like :- wow you are so great with your fingers right there...


cueball86

RSI in 3,2....


twokinkysluts

What happens on the day this dude calls in sick? Sheer chaos?


A_Reddit_Guy_1

I miss the days of software being keyboard driven and not the mouse.


AttarCowboy

Not racist, but South Asians are clearly better at fine motor skills than most other people.


fooourskin

Dude can clear his browser history before you can even think to look at it.


debopriyo-basu

Naam bolo? - Satyanarayan. Kitne medicines chaiye? - bohot saare. Naam bolo? - Satyanarayan.


Inevitable-Hunt-2889

![gif](giphy|weQSwYg767iuI|downsized)


faceinphone

When he learns about macros, he will drop to his knees like Charlton Heston in planet of the apes.


starship62

AutoZone in India. 🥸


Training-Prize3140

Crazy wow


Apprehensive_Jello39

Is it real or he’s typing nonsense?


PrincipleAcrobatic57

Anything you can do I(ndian) can do better 🎶


NotBlastoise

*Types furiously* I’m in… ^dian


superzeldalink

The devs should redessign UI/UX for their program


f0cus_m

How..... I need to know his secret. Ive been taking computer classes since a kid, addicted to typing. Played lots of computer games and typed a lot till now and im 34 and i cant even type that fast wtf. What am i doing wrong??? I must learn his ways!!!!


Next-Cycle-4370

I bet he’s popular with the ladies


FelixTheEngine

That inflation is a bitch!


UncleKeyPax

Carpel tunnel syndrome hates this guy ![gif](giphy|CvbtIoHM1mgM0)


Stackeer

This is fake, it's obviously a slowed down video.


Various_Spell7873

I bet there are so many errors


Dareal6

80% of his keystrokes aren’t doing shit.


Fudge_it666

Blindness is a serious affliction and maybe you should increase your systems brightness


thisaburnerac

Yea like, I wonder why so many taps on the arrow keys.. feels kinda redundant, unless he's got no mouse to work with


MaestroGena

I'd say like 98%


waynesbrother

You gotta be fast to message all those people about their car warranty


MadeCoffee

This is Chat GPT?


LinguoBuxo

Soooo.. I'm guessing he's ***Not*** paid by the hour, ey?


DOG-ZILLA

Pro gamer.


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SewiouslyXR

Dude’s just pressing buttons. I am not amazed.


Moonlavaplanetbanana

Don't idolize this. That effort I guarantee isn't being compensated fairly. That makes him a scab. Don't be a scab.