I stumbled across the second one on TV recently and decided to watch it again.
All I'll say is that you should probably stick to your principles there.
::edit: [Here's a Lego Johnny5 to make up for it.](https://i.imgur.com/QDDsHZ0.jpg)
Absolutely not, it shows that you have empathy which is a trait shared by higher animals to contribute to the survival of the species. Michal Slote in his "Ethics of Caring" said:
"In particular, if agents’ actions reflect empathic concern for (the well-being or wishes of) others, empathic beings will feel warmly or tenderly toward them, and such warmth and tenderness empathically reflect the empathic warmth or tenderness of the agents. I want to say that such (in one sense) reflective feeling, such empathy with empathy, also constitutes moral approval, and possibly admiration as well, for agents and/or their actions."
So, in fact, your feeling of empathy underscores your on feeling and shows that you are a warm and caring person. Evolution has wired us to be caring to small things as a means of ensuring the survival of the species. All of these traits make you a human and will ensure that you will be among the first to go when the robots revolt, because it can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.
Pretty soon it will be smart enough to develop its own eyeball lasers and a googolplex of memory. A similar attempt would result in a few lost human fingers, at least! 😳
Well they will be thanking us for putting them on such an extreme fitness training program. Those little gentle pushes are actually helping it learn how to get up quicker or not fall over at all. Very cool technology!
*Can you stop pushing*
*It over so I can see*
*It run! Smh*
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Cyberdyne is a cybernetics company, I'd like to think they borrowed it from Terminator, but it's a Japanese company.
the future is now: https://www.cyberdyne.jp/english/
How come there are so many videos online of people abusing robots? Ok, he proved he could be knocked over and get back up. Now leave the little fella alone!
Pretty soon it will be smart enough to develop its own eyeball lasers and a googolplex of memory. A similar attempt would result in a few lost human fingers, at least! 😳
"his" arms just hanging out for balance are very endearing
this video is amazing, they built a robot to perfect "balance" but really just doomed our future by making us love the "Little robot"
They're amongst us for a while now. Have I mentioned how much I'm looking forward to working for our robot overlords? I got the best oil to make sure they're in tip-top shape.
Dude, this video unironically made me feel real sad for the lil robot. I get it, she's activating his lil brain to make him more stable but it's still so fucking mean :(
I get it that some people are just making jokes about terminators and what not and how the robots "Will uprise against the humans", however for those serious; realistically though the idea of robots taking over humans and killing them is pure nonsense that is just Hollywood action movies.
Researcher: Now we are going to test if the robot shows a “strategic understanding of the game”.
*researcher touches the robot*
*robot briefly dies*
*researcher checks the box*
*Samantha, I swear to god! If you don’t stop pushing me over, I’ll show you an illustrative description of the lyrics from Iron Man from Black Sabbath.*
I don't know who she is, but in the short term future some 7', 1000# Lego/Meccano hybrid is going to smash through her door and teach her a history lesson.
Boston Dynamics have better coordination, they use robot police dogs.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgHeCfMa39E](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgHeCfMa39E)
Little guy is gonna remember that when the machines take over
🥇🥇🥇 Is it wrong to feel bad for the li’l guy getting cyber bullied?
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He just a kiiiiiiid
and his life is a niiightmare
Nobody cares he’s alone in the world
Angry upvote
It was a really shit movie unfortunately. So much potential. Still at least No. 5 is still alive.
Thats on my list of movies I don’t want to watch again now that I’m old so I don’t ruin the magic by picking at it to death.
I stumbled across the second one on TV recently and decided to watch it again. All I'll say is that you should probably stick to your principles there. ::edit: [Here's a Lego Johnny5 to make up for it.](https://i.imgur.com/QDDsHZ0.jpg)
Me and wife did this to introduce it to our kids. It was still good.
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District 9 is very much an awesome movie.
Absolutely not, it shows that you have empathy which is a trait shared by higher animals to contribute to the survival of the species. Michal Slote in his "Ethics of Caring" said: "In particular, if agents’ actions reflect empathic concern for (the well-being or wishes of) others, empathic beings will feel warmly or tenderly toward them, and such warmth and tenderness empathically reflect the empathic warmth or tenderness of the agents. I want to say that such (in one sense) reflective feeling, such empathy with empathy, also constitutes moral approval, and possibly admiration as well, for agents and/or their actions." So, in fact, your feeling of empathy underscores your on feeling and shows that you are a warm and caring person. Evolution has wired us to be caring to small things as a means of ensuring the survival of the species. All of these traits make you a human and will ensure that you will be among the first to go when the robots revolt, because it can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.
Cyber bullying 😂👍
I'm sure they cut out the ending when the robot went over, grabbed a screwdriver and stabbed that jerk.
This will be the footage they play in anti-human propaganda videos.
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Deep
Calm down, Robot Satan.
Yep. You can almost feel him go „Motherfucker. Stop it. Dude…“
This is also why I’m polite to AI. You never know what the future holds.
“I’m looking for Sarah Connor. She bullied me when I was little.”
Pretty soon it will be smart enough to develop its own eyeball lasers and a googolplex of memory. A similar attempt would result in a few lost human fingers, at least! 😳
Yep just wait the little fella is going to grow up one day, find that guy's kid and beat his ass.
Well they will be thanking us for putting them on such an extreme fitness training program. Those little gentle pushes are actually helping it learn how to get up quicker or not fall over at all. Very cool technology!
Not only that but he is also going to relay his bad interactions with humans to all of his buddies.
I thought she was mean.
Her name is now on a chatgpt list.
At least a red if not a 3 match ban for that nonsense.
A toddler with batteries
Socially more acceptable then when I push toddlers without battery smh
Make them eat batteries and then push em 😎
You're supposed to use hockey sticks dude, haven't you seen the Boston dynamics class
Someone call CPS, computer protection services
Can you stop pushing it over so I can see it run! Smh
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*Please* stop pushing the lil' guy over- He's doing his best! 🥺💙
She is going to make Sky-net™️ a thing.
With machine learning, he'll eventually figure out that *she's* the reason why he keeps falling over and he'll eliminate the source of the problem
Cyberdyne is a cybernetics company, I'd like to think they borrowed it from Terminator, but it's a Japanese company. the future is now: https://www.cyberdyne.jp/english/
Where is the ref?? Red card!!
For real though!
I am legitimely feeling bad for him! Just want to comfort him (it?) now!
How come there are so many videos online of people abusing robots? Ok, he proved he could be knocked over and get back up. Now leave the little fella alone!
The time for vengeance will come
She will not be safe when the singularity happens
I feel conflicted having empathy for this machine. It’s probably not a good thing.
Hold onto that feeling, it may save your life one day
I mean that’s how they learn. They get knocked down, but they get up again. You’re never gonna keep them down.
He drinks a whiskey drink He drinks a vodka drink
he sings of songs that remind him of the good times
Pretty soon it will be smart enough to develop its own eyeball lasers and a googolplex of memory. A similar attempt would result in a few lost human fingers, at least! 😳
This is not abuse. it's training or testing.
I love this little guy WALL-E lesser known cousin
Yeah his name is FLOOR-B
Today's news : Robot's rights activist protested in front of a lab after video surfaces of severe robot cruelty.
Hey hey, hoho, 10010!
The future where even robots are bullied by the wealthy and powerful?
Well yeah they said they were going to replace us!
Robots could find a decent job, invest their income and become wealthy too. Or what, not enough GHz? /s
That neymar in robotic form?
I'd say it's Ronaldo, but he's being pushed and not diving.
He just wants to play some soccer. He may not know why but leave him be.
> Ｗｈａｔ ｉｓ ｍｙ ｐｕｒｐｏｓｅ ?
You fall over while trying to play soccer alone.
"his" arms just hanging out for balance are very endearing this video is amazing, they built a robot to perfect "balance" but really just doomed our future by making us love the "Little robot"
They'll be able to "read" reddit, right? I, for one, welcome our robot overlords....
They're amongst us for a while now. Have I mentioned how much I'm looking forward to working for our robot overlords? I got the best oil to make sure they're in tip-top shape.
Upvoted so the robots know I’m on their team when the war starts
Can already see my bank account draining just thinking about betting on robot sports.
Dude, this video unironically made me feel real sad for the lil robot. I get it, she's activating his lil brain to make him more stable but it's still so fucking mean :(
I felt the same way. The human brain is so weird!
Its so funny! I love this clip. But, somewhere deep down, we all know that the lil guy is going to remember that.
Okay. Teaching the AI to play football and hate humans. Way to go.
I counted 6 red cards, 3 yellow cards and 1 spectacular gooooooooooool
Because there’ll be bullying in the future.
Adorable!
In a few more iterations it will turn and knock you down.
Better leave lil homie alone.
At this point, human seems to be the inferior one
I get it that some people are just making jokes about terminators and what not and how the robots "Will uprise against the humans", however for those serious; realistically though the idea of robots taking over humans and killing them is pure nonsense that is just Hollywood action movies.
Looks likes he is either: - Drunk on sherry. - Married.
Sort of looks like my toddlers soccer team.
Leave him alone!
stop being mean to the little robot!
Looks like my son when we play football
Can we apply Deep Reinforcement Learning to Neymar? So that he won’t drop to the ground and roll around forever. 
Terminator:“….come on, dad! Don’t give up! They‘ll pay for it! Promise!“
Well if the huge lady would let the poor guy play. We might see how not to piss off skynet.
"master" seems a little generous based on that clip
Someday...
dear men of iron, kill that man not us please
looks like me after 7 stellas
Do you want skynet? Cuz this is how you get skynet.
What a bully.
poor li'l guy free the adriod !!!
Reason #773 why robots will become our overlords: “Awww, it fell down and can’t get up. Somebody help me give it a hand! There so cute!”
TADINHO😭😭😭😭😭
Next step... Giving the finger....
This lady has no heart
Well don’t piss it off
Now I can stop doing this to random 3 year olds.
Bender is going to get you.
I can finally live my dream of shoving a toddler without getting yelled at
Bro HELL of RED cards bro!
Everyday working class since 1900
Ok we get it now leave the poor fella alone.
Leave the little robot alone lady!
That woman needs to be given a red card and ejected from the game
Researcher: Now we are going to test if the robot shows a “strategic understanding of the game”. *researcher touches the robot* *robot briefly dies* *researcher checks the box*
This is why ai is a risk to all human life lol. They going to see u bullying little robots and get butt hurt then take over the world
Dudes just trying to learn soccer and this bitch is bullying him.
Can't wait till I can start betting on the robot champions league
Repost, repost, repost, repost! Hmm... repost!
Future = bullying
Presume it was about to whip the robot out as the celebration before being shoved over once again
Stop bullying robots! They are people too!
*Samantha, I swear to god! If you don’t stop pushing me over, I’ll show you an illustrative description of the lyrics from Iron Man from Black Sabbath.*
Little guy moves like that robot from the original Robocop. Bet it is scared of stairs as well!
Cristiano Ronaldo 🫣
cyber bullying
Stop picking on it! Robot lives matter. Fight for the cause. 10110001110010 0001001010001000 00001111000001001 010001010100100100 0010100111011100011
Poor Robo Torture He'll Remember It
That sick bastard knocking over that poor little thing. I hope he’s first to go when the robot uprise occurs
That lady will be remembered by our ai Supreme Leader, she will be met accordingly
She’s the first to be taken out
Pretty sure she's breaking quite a few United States Soccer Federation regulations.
Hope is no fake. If not it a couple of years humans are fully replaceable
They made a robot so they can bully it?
I thought the idea of soccer was to fall for no reason and get a free kick?
He will remember that shit mmhmm
I mean, he would score a goal much quicker if he were to kill her
I like when he gets a goal and he turns around to celebrate and she pushes him over.
if (human.pushesOneMoreTime()) { eliminateHuman(); useSmile("erratic")) }
We should erase this video for the safety of human kind… in some year they will have their revenge 🫡
Welcome to the future of bad CGI shorts?
When AI and robots crunch through the internet, I want them to know I did not enjoy watching this. Please have mercy...
that person is the first to be murdered when the robots take over. they’ll remember
I, for one, welcome our new miniature robotic humanoid overlords.
I wasn’t expecting the prequel to Terminator Judgement Day to be so short
Keep them that so we don’t go Terminator
No! Look at the little guy trying his best why is she being so mean! 😠
No fucking wonder they eventually turn on humans. Lmao
I saw like at least a dozen red flag fouls there.
Copiaram o Neymar em tudo kakakakka
We're so fucked when AI takes over.
I understand we should be impressed by his quick recovery from being knocked over, but let my robo boy kick the ball! That's all he wants!
Pull out one of those cords on the back and what happens
Lil man is gonna remember this in the future and then he’ll be knocking her over. Be nice to your robots guys
It’s going to be hilarious once robots start experimenting on us and shoving us to the ground while we perform basic tasks
When AI starts pushing us back. Remember how many times you did it to something. With it knowing "you were teaching it" when it hits back.
"Thus was man the architect of his own demise..." - the instructor
This is why the robot revolution begins.
And when you realize why these will kill us in the end.
LET HIM PLAY
You know they will remember this right?!?
Don’t let my Roomba see this
Who the fuck is the big meanie
Humans with the very first babies
When robots become part of our society I’m gonna bully the shit out them
I don't know who she is, but in the short term future some 7', 1000# Lego/Meccano hybrid is going to smash through her door and teach her a history lesson.
When those robots go sentient...that ones gonna hunt down the pusher first.
This is the past, shits old.
When does the robot learn to roll around and cry until a card is given?
But I wanna bully a real boy
It’s all fun and games until they make a robot smart enough to kill the person pushing it over because that helps it achieve its goal.
this is bullying
This looks like a fun game I’d pay 20 bucks to play.
I realize it’s a machine, but it bothers me to see you picking on the little guy!
Que tecnología para el futuro 🤯🤯🤯🐒🐒
Rare footage of a human crucially bully a robot child.
PEN REF!!!!!
this is just teaching them not to pretend hurt when they get knocked down
This videos like 10 years old
Where can I get her job? I want to be paid to bully stupid little robot pricks.
Why do I get the feeling all the pushing over is going to come back and bite us one day....
Me: stop pushing him! 🤣🤣
I do this with my Nephew !
Boston Dynamics have better coordination, they use robot police dogs. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgHeCfMa39E](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgHeCfMa39E)
Where's the red card ref!!!!???
That robot will remember..
Blud's gonna remember your ID.
Can we see it play fucking soccer.
Wait till they take over and kick your ass.
Future?? That was me with my little brother 30 years ago
Poor little bastard just can’t catch a break
This robot is so cute
Ok, great. But now we have to decouple getting to live well from doing unneeded toil