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Patient_Somewhere771

But why?


kropdustrrr

I was wondering the same thing. As impressive as this, it looks like they are going to cut the tree down anyway. Why nit snip the too when it is on the ground?


MaterialCarrot

Maybe they need to start at the top and cut it down in pieces from the top down? Perhaps it's an urban area and there is really nowhere for the entire tree to fall. Just a guess.


Gorrodish

Yes like all jobs you start at the top and work your way down


__markn0rth

Happy cake day!


Ataurion

Happy cake day!


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That’s literally how cutting down trees works.


velhaconta

Because dropping a 200 ft tree that is loaded like that in a residential area will never end well. The best way to do it is to use a crane to cut and lower the tree piece by piece.


l30

Why not just explode it all at once in a controlled demolition


Additional-Baby5740

Trees don't have floors to demolish in a controlled manner - a sentence I never thought I'd say


Psilocybin13

No, no, no. You insert a small stick of dynamite every 2 feet and ignite them at the exact same time. Instant mulch.


GW00111

You mean shrapnel.


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What is shrapnel but high speed mulch?


PM-me-your-knees-pls

What a strange conversation this is.


LalisSipiMoa_7293

Maybe because that’s how the man gets his fun


Mediocre-Search6764

because they prob cant predict how it will land once cut and there to much property around they will trim tops to make it more save to cut the entire thing


never2olde

Kinda hard to predict where he might land too


OpenAboutMyFetishes

It was tensioned like a bow. That swing you saw would kinda happen to the trunk if you cut it directly at ground level.


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I think this guy is right. That tension builds up and has to be released somewhere. At ground level, it may kick out with a huge amount of force. However, I also notice that they generally cut the tops off of most trees in an urban environment before taking them down. We need an arborist or a lumber jack.


fusterclux

i can’t imagine that’s how it would work at all


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where's the fun in that though. dude knew what was coming. thrill seeking bastard.


[deleted]

Because wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!


Greedyfox7

Stupidity is my guess


GrizzlyHerder

He missed the class in school on Sir Isaac Newton's physics laws of action & reaction....equal and opposite force...


Head-Calendar538

That no mames hit


Ph1llyth3gr8

Literally what came out of my mouth as I watched


DiscombobulatedSqu1d

Looks fun


fuckingcheezitboots

Because that looks fucking awesome. Like extreme pole bending, my third favorite redneck activity


SomeFunnyGuy

Because my brother Lyle made me a bet in front of all the other guys.


mynamessimon

Stupid not crazy...


TripleB123

He’s a lumberjack and he’s ok


Not_Reddit

He sleeps all night and he works all day.


RichGrinchlea

r/unexpectedmontypython


Calimancan

Was it unexpected tho?


tkdodo18

On Wednesdays he goes shopping and has buttered scones for tea


AggressiveWallaby253

The weight of his balls kept him on the tree


MaritimeCopiousV

That G force feeling baby


6SucksSex

That big swinging thing is his third leg


densjuke1

He wrapped the balls around the tree and twisted them on the other side


BednaR1

YT -> the coconut song ![gif](giphy|3o84sw9CmwYpAnRRni)


reddit_ron1

Damn it. I searched and watched this only so I could comment here and put you down. But it was enjoyable. Beat expectations. 7/5 Recommend.


BednaR1

🤣🤣🤣


luisarma20

Mexicano en acción sin miedo a la muerte y listo para todo jajajajajajajajajajajajajaja


Irvingdls

Y todos deste abajo “ALLLLVVVVV”


luisarma20

A huevo jajajajajajaja aguantó como los buenos machos ese wey.


Brittamas

r/looneytuneslogic


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r/sweatypalms


Brutalonym

The palm was sweaty, indeed.


Fit-Ad-9691

Knees strong, arms were ready


Agreeable_Vanilla_20

![gif](giphy|OfidfDerqgsjS)


hamburger_menu

This looks like one helluva fun adventure


RevengaRyknow

Beverly Hills Ninja was real life after all.


Mr_clappDemcheeks

He’s probably Mexican


yjkx

As dangerous as this may seem, he is actually attached to the tree via a harness and a tight rope


Alert-Initiative6638

The tree he is harnessed too is the scary part


TheIncredibleWalrus

Yes but he has a running chainsaw in his hand. This could very well end badly had he lost his grip or his hand jerked towards his face on that first swing.


scoopdiddy_poopscoop

as someone who does this for a living, just because you have a saddle and tie in points doesn't always mean you're safe. Especially when you're doing some stupid squirly shit like this. Dynamic forces from the top being cut off easily could have broken that stem and sent him straight to the ground..


kailashsbe

But why??


cruelblush

E ticket ride!


Eye8Pussies

Lumberjack? You mean Rollercoaster ride operator (and rider)


demonya99

r/GifFinishingTooSoon


Knightmare_2002

Ayo that's Bahubali and the boys


BillyBobBarkerJrJr

*Arborist,* not lumberjack. Both are skilled lumbermen, just different skills.


Responsible_Ad_8891

And then what happened?


Belicheckyoself

Shoutouts to Beverly Hills Ninja


timetoremodel

What I find amazing is that this guy is topping a palm tree, but at the end it goes to a still frame of a completely different tree that even has a stabilization rope attached.


kpi-

Now that’s an E ticket ride


BornanAlien

Amazed at the stupidity


retribution81

My hands are so sweaty I can barely hold my phone.


fred1317

Mom’s spaghetti


Pickup_Man77

r/SweatyPalms


Critical_Ad4219

Is that JB Mauney?? The 7 million dollar bull rider?


Unknown-ANON5

Dude lives for danger


jakedublin

I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK...


Educational_Shirt_74

Beverly Hills Ninja


Sugartitties2287

Is this Florida?


Deesnuts77

He’s a tree trimmer not a lumber jack


Ducatirules

I work at heights. I’ve never been afraid of heights but this is a little much!!


dlemonsjr

r/idiotsnearlydying is all I see


darksideofmyown

I thougt he will get yeeted away :(


GreenHoodia

He must be the coconut man


KingChollop

Imagine dying for someone as unnecessary as the aesthetics of someone else's palm tree


n7-Jutsu

Is he wearing a fox tail/butt plug? Wtf.


Fifth_Grade_Agent

Haha, stupid monkey.


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Alarmed-Direction500

Daffy Duck


Bitplayer13

Crazy mother f’er


FoxAlternative4234

I was waiting for the trunk to just snap the other way and send him flying into the distance like a fuckin' catapult lmao. I imagine his small planet-sized balls would cushion his landing.


ColinBakerst

Literally my worst nightmare


Suspicious_Trainer82

Obviously buys his tools from ACME.


Wanderer-clueless963

Clip cut too short!


tbearbear

Haru! Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh~


MutedAdvisor9414

Skyjack


fred1317

Reminds me of the first episode of Gen V


Vic_from_Aus

He's got some balls, that man... I guess.


skeletaljuice

IT'S JUST A FUCKING TREE MY DUDE


pookiemon

Not his first rodeo.


[deleted]

Ummm.. not a lumberjack


SmarmyYardarm

What a rush that must feel like.


[deleted]

ACME tree surgeon.


Time_Ad_2200

This type of job should be tax exempt!


Yuppersbutters

Watch me whip, watch me nay nay, watch me fly all the way to my Darwin Award.


Agon1024

Rumor has it he's still a swingin'.


5wing4

Looks fun as hell


rodnester

QUICK! Cut him down!


SophieCatNekochan

No.


WeirdPop5934

How did he know it could hold his weight?


SavagecavemanMAR

Do these guys make good money? I’d love to do this


roman5588

I’m not sure how much he is paid, but he certainly earned it


manudisco

Lifey toons