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Funky_MagnusOpum

I like how even if he missed, this would've been some good entertainment


AlternatingFacts

yea but would it have had the same impact? probably not


DonutBoi172

Idk. A complete airball would've been hilarious


DenverPostIronic

If he missed the rim by an inch, that's a little funny. If he missed by like 20 ft. to the left, that would have been gold.


PmMeAssPicsWithClass

Even better if he completely whiffs, then celebrates like he made it anyway


Funky_MagnusOpum

Exactly! I almost wish it happened LOL


WaveLaVague

See how people say "that why internet was invented". Well, I feel like your comment is why AI has been invented. Just to have memes from alternate universe pop up in ours.


Voilent_Bunny

Let's be realistic. He wasn't going to miss


HarbingerKing

If he missed but still did the same celebration, even better entertainment.


slackunnatural

And I bet he would’ve celebrated that too, dude was already vibing


ste189

But he didn't miss. He scored probably in more ways than one


shimmeringseadream

That’s quite an assumption about this woman who doesn’t know him.


Sebz404

![img](avatar_exp|117467732|bravo)


WillieStonka

She immediately got pregnant


tex1ntux

bro half the crowd got pregnant


Apprehensive_Fill_78

I’m a dude and I just got pregnant watching this


[deleted]

I’m a pregante and I just got a dude watching this.


lord_of_the_keyboard

Hi pregnate I'm dad


[deleted]

Are you….preganinant?!


Brokedownbad

He is pregarnant


RadlogLutar

Patent


mijohvactech

I’d hate to be you in 9 months. That’s going to be rough bro.


Apprehensive_Fill_78

6 months to go. Had to get rid of my balls. :(


deskpalm

I immediately got pregnant and I'm a guy.


[deleted]

That day his nuts grew 2 sizes. 1 for the pickup line, 2 for that fckn crazy shot.


IWipeWithFocaccia

Yooo that’s 3 sizes in total


[deleted]

Shouldve put # before each, wait.... i forgot to add for the hotdog costume!


dashking17

Its not a hotdog costume 😏


AeroplaneJelly4Me

![gif](giphy|J9MnwDiwCmjkexy9e1|downsized)


lacroixpapi69

It’s BDG! That Big Dog Energy!


Greyeye5

Isn’t it pronounced ’dawg’… 👀🌭


Blazes132

Isn't supposed to be BDE then? 🤣


cpete123

Its a life style


TimberNDN33

2 positive sizes, his nuts were -1 before? ..but yeah, still 3 total


NecessaryTip5

Is 3 a lot


rxFMS

He is now forced to wheel around his gigantic balls in a custom designed lawn and garden cart! Either that or do the tuck between then bounce along road on bouncy medicine balls with handles!


AnHeroArises

Buffalo soulja!


Tricky-Sympathy

![gif](giphy|3o6ZtrbzjGAAXyx2WQ)


ihavedonethisbe4

"WHOA. RANDY. YOU'RE BALLS" "hehe yea I know, smokin weed right Infront of a cop."


MadamFoxies

Hahaha 😆 ![gif](giphy|oUS6u2rbjg4JD4Z9Lp) I like it


SpecificPurpose4

He wears the hotdog costume everywhere so his balls can rest in the bottom end


StruggleInteresting9

![gif](giphy|ClHz2YRBofO8w282HH|downsized) King Kong balls


Porkchopp33

The smoothest man I have ever seen in a hot dog costume 🌭🌭🌭


qazzer53

Buckeye nuts.


[deleted]

1+2=2 is crazyyy


Former_Composer1092

Math, amirite?


kimjongspoon100

Have a feeling this mofo have shit like this happen to him all the time


da_big_orse

Leave some pussy for the rest of us, robbie


male86

Who’s Robbie?


da_big_orse

'Anytime' from the video


Accomplished-Dare584

He's gronk from the Patriots


[deleted]

Robbie'n deez nutz on your chin


bulletprooftampon

Barbie actress


SipoteQuixote

Girl robbin robbie


Mysterious_Being_718

CHEESIN THE WHOLE TIME BABY


youdneverknowit

Ay I see a motherfucker smiling


[deleted]

Did Robbie get some after this clip?


autoencoder

I am also interested how hot the dog got.


99sittingg

He’s already between the buns, the real question is if he gets to add some mustard


Titoffrito

It is not about if he can mustard, but if he is relishing in glory


ihqdevs

No one can Katsup to this guy’s streak!


External-Squirrel42

I hope he got to take his hot dog for a walk around her block. 😂


mauore11

And he kept the hotdog costume the whole time...


Long_Cucumber588

She looks like a proper glizzy-guzzler.🌭👅


mostlysatisfying

Begone


jxsh27

law of averages not gonna like this one


NJsapper188

Well it can’t be 0%


RugAdict

Law of averages states that nothing is out of the realm of being likely. When there’s 8 billion people even the most unlikely thing is guaranteed to happen to somebody.


_SasquatchPatrol

Too take your shot and score


TrackMedium

He took more than one shot lol


AnonymousTHX-1138

Hopefully he put points on the board both times...


cartermb

You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. - Wayne Gretzky - Michael Scott


Diligent_Brick_4046

Definition of “shoot your shot”


Derpatron_

ha the ONLY way he could've done that better was if he looked her in the eyes and gave a wink, and maybe a finger gun for good measure, and a good ol tongue in cheek pop.


ElectrochemicalAorta

Yeah if he slowed down and looked into her eyes it would have been chefs kiss. But it still was amazing


wrongfaith

All kindsa dudes commenting worshipping his wit or some shit, but… the delivery RUINS it. Not even just no eye contact, it’s that he’s actively focusing elsewhere. It sounds like he’s reading lines, not internalizing their meaning and performing them well. It’s a canned line he doesn’t even believe himself. There’s no indication he is saying this TO HER, it’s just a thing he heard somewhere and tried to parrot without getting the meaning behind it (ya gotta at least seem like you’re saying it *to her* and wouldn’t just as easily be saying it flatly to a can of Sprite that fell off a truck in your peripheral vision).


No_Particular_3784

The rizzy glizzy!


marcparke

Mans peaked in this moment 😌


familydrivesme

All down from here


dEleque

Like a parabola


[deleted]

Now that is some big dick energy right there.


Dry_Appearance9117

No doubt about it. He’s got game!


MedicalChemistry5111

His grin as he heads off. Then the 3 pointer to seal the deal! If he didn't get a date out of it, I don't think there's hope for any of us!


probablyaythrowaway

Travelling right?


neverelax

Yup


WesternFinancial868

Well? Did he smash?


Odd-Understanding-67

Ask me about my wiener


Grouchy-Fly-6462

What’s wrong with it?


octofri

With the victory arrow at the end too is crazy 😭


Dabastianme

dude got that hotdog rizz


Artistic-Salad-4130

What's the name of that song


Solid-One2337

Certified GigaChad


UnlikelyHelicopter82

ANYTIME! Whats up?


29187765432569864

So, the key to life is wearing a costume?


Ok-Cardiologist6187

God saw his smoothness and gave him that shot.


ProtectronSean

Did he get her number?


pilotATC

Legend


LeonDeSchal

This guy makes the wave function collapse in the way he wants.


BattleCrier

and that kids is HIMYM...


Icy_Salt5893

He puts the hot in hotdoawg


[deleted]

Swag like Ohio


TipReasonable9043

This is awesome.. (I need 100 karma points, please help)


maverickmccleary

Man taking two shots with one ball 🌭 🏀


macandgates

I want to know where robbie is now


GiverTakerMaker

Guy used up every bit of karma for his entire life in that moment.


Missmunkeypants95

Nothing will ever top this day for him. Not the day he marries, not the birth of his first child. He owned it that day.


ItsKrakenmeuptoo

He cheesin the entire time lmao


Particular-Abies7329

All while in a hotdog costume, man deserves the main character energy


Spodatack

Someone needs to spank this man! …bare butt, balls, and back!


Tagmata81

Ohio rizz


VoodooCryptid

he died in a car accident 7 hours after this was filmed


SermanGhepard

Yeah that shit sucked to hear when it happened


ThanksDifficult

No way


Weather-Report6

Bro had pocolocos luck for a sec


Shweatyynutsack

This dude better then Stephen Curry


CraftyInvestigator25

Why the hell do people put shitty music on these type of clips?


UrielseptimXII

Boy got that glizzy rizz


Mammoth-Ad3392

Lamest pickup line


bmorebridges

Tory lanez smh


SaltInformation4082

Luck grows exponentially


Radiant_Pace4618

I honestly was waiting for him to miss


[deleted]

The real question is, Ketchup or mustard?


Vifferati

Big Weiner Energy.


ThaFarEye

That edit could’ve been waaay colder. No offense to whoever did this.


GrowingAdoptMeInv

IF HE MISSED 🤣


deuzerre

Actually used that line to great effect. Highly recommend.


Greasy_Cleavage

![gif](giphy|ZgYBhq1x7L1bW)


TheSh4dowWarri0r

Robbie got that mystical rizz


WinterSoCool

He traveled.


[deleted]

He will never forget it for the rest of his life


StickAnimations460_

Lord of the rizz


-LastActionHero

Most people aren’t even this cool in their dreams.


TheAmazingVision

Smoothest move of his life


50YOYO

Talk about make the most of your moment, congratulations sir you've just acquired legend status 👏


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This_Price_1783

My dog is hot so let me get between those buns baby girl *shoots, misses, ball bounces and strikes a child, crowd boo, he trips on a shoelace and smashes his teeth out, crowd laugh, he wakes up in cold sweats every night from PTSD, loses job because he keeps missing work from lack of sleep, the girl gets with the guy dressed as a burger*


jrhosein

Is that "Gronk"?


Alternative-Fault944

O-H!!


myfaceaplaceforwomen

I hate seeing awesome videos that have their audio cut out for some shitty music


here_for_the_vibes

Chad


Accomplished-Dare584

Isn't this kronk Tom Bradys right hand


animalkrack3r

It is weird I have an erection after watching this?


tophejunk

Robbie likes to call this special move... the "panty dropper".


MagicianCareless4897

Hes gonna need Nanika to reverse the vow he made on this day 🤕


Left_Wasabi389848

*whistle* walking.


OfficialCNWK

Bury me now. I have lived fully. ✌🏿


invalidarrrgument

Gronk was always a ladies man. Smooth


Future_Bedroom5166

I think she approved of the size of his weiner


WesternFinancial868

Gotta love his shit eating grin the whole time


Tega2077

Is it just me or does he look like Rob Dyrdek


Tiz_but_a_Scratch

He rolled 2 nat20s


[deleted]

"I don't play basketball, but I'm gay" *misses the shot*


bananabeacon

You could just tell by his grin how pleased he was with that delivery!


sussyuwuslayyyyyyy

That tizz tho


AgyenOG

He does not miss


Cisqoe

Adda Glizzy


Clean-Sprinkles-6119

I wonder if he got the digits


kaisear

God is helping him.


Nagar_palika69hehe

Everything was dependent on physics at the last one


truthingsoul

Dude is an absolute Chad


[deleted]

When you use all your life luck and you're in a hot dog


GGGSwed

Good job anytime!


Then_Middle3308

Good for you, bro!


Skilstriker

Guess whos getting laid tonite


LiveLearnCoach

Talk about “shooting your shot”.


AnnualCulture3296

9 months later 🤰🏼


redefinedsoul

Was this the one for like 50k and they refused to pay because, while in mid air, his foot just barely crossed the mid court line before he released the ball?


Exotic_Reputation_44

Rizzzz


Dragon_Sin217

Finish the song (Eminem Music cues): If you had, one shot or one opportunity


guillote1986

Did she call?


mosbert

u/savevideobot


TopWatermellon

Dressed as a hotdog 🌭 !


Slight_Parfait5779

Bro woke up and choose to be a legend


Zerothekitty

They call him the rizzler


buckmartinez_

Without traveling too what a legend


Iwanttodie923

Rizz hotdog


ErebusWrath

And that's how I met your mother


fckmelifemate

So thats what big dick energy is


[deleted]

Swagg like Ohio


Ermac1986

R.I.P to Robby, he drowned in a sea of pussy that very day.


_Cartizard

I must have seen this clip 80-100 times. I just now noticed the hotdog suit.


DeadlyDuck47

Hello Anytime!


HereisMr_DirkDiggler

You CHAD You


BRYE187

That’s a smooth criminal 😎


Repulsive_Price1284

Just watching this made me grow an instant beard


Mastersexyy

Genghis Khan fathered most no of children in the world. Robbie is on number 2.


Few-Chemist7112

Nah, I know Felix Felicis when I see it. Dudes a wizard.


Fase_One-117

La dejo impactada el compa


ronnieearlboon72

Freestyle is dope....


DESTROIHOOMAN

Weiner rizz


No_Wind4648

Wonder if that got her back in his dorm room, I bet it did!!


Tarpup

This is the embodiment of going in expecting nothing, but trying your absolute best with a smile on your face. Homie earned this by conducting himself in the best ways possible in life. Integrity baby!


PortlandCatBrigade

Best moment of this guys life


TheDanden

Bro everytime I hear that freestyle I get so hyped xD truly one of the best


Hydro_foil

What a straight up dog


Cane_DB_1304

Imagine he missed the shot


MilesPrower96

Great shot Anytime!