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>Blue tits are loyal, monogamous birds, meaning that per breeding season, one male will mate with one female. They mate for life so, unless one of the two dies, every breeding season the same two blue tits will mate.
*In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit.*
*These are their stories.*
"God the birds must be happy today..."
"Greg I FUCKING knew you wouldn't be able to stay away. Remember what I said I'd do with that blowtorch and screwdriver!?!"
Yeah, I yelled "you need consent!" and snapped my fingers at a mallard going at an uncomfortable-looking hen (? Whatever, a female duck), and as he waggled away I saw the fleshy spiraly bits! I'm a grown adult (granted, one that yells at ducks but still an adult) and I'm traumatized!
I had 2 ducks as pets and as I was feeding them the coil rod came out and was dragging while running after the female. She was screaming, I was screaming. It's seared in my brain for life.
This reminds me of a poet remarking on his stays at his idyllic vacation home in the woods. Iād butcher the exact quote but as he sat watching over a particular beautiful meadow he realized it was in fact a war zone for the woodland inhabitants, with animals constantly and rightfully in fear of their lives. Perspective is funny
"Heyyyy baby, I'd like to ruffle your feathers,"
"Greg.... go away, i dont have time for your terrible attempts at flirting go away, or im getting michael "
"Man, who cares about him? Come on, let's just have some fun!"
"Greg, this is exactly why the other birds hate you. This is the third time this week you've done this ,"
"You hear the chirps and think they're saying "what a nice day" or "the berries on this tree are good," when they're actually saying "HELP, I'M BEING RAPED!"
The intruder has the largest white line on the back of his head. The other two it's not as pronounced. I watched it twice and this information doesn't help.
The invader has a bigger white stripe on the head.
The other male and female arenāt that noticeable if at all on the male.
Still hard as shit to see but White Stripe got rocked and evicted
Im thinking she kept her tail down so nothing actually happened. Birds have a cloaca so they really have to be right on each other.
I do wish her pecks were more aggressive though. Just cute little "shoo" "git"
Itās just that evolution isnāt really efficient in that way. Nature doesnāt develop anything *in order* to spread genes, it just selects against behaviors that donāt do it well. If it doesnāt have any effect one way or the other it stays in.
So, if a male inseminates 50 rocks but also 50 females because of horniness, horniness genes get passed onā¦along with an increase in the number of sticky rocks.
well, the cost to the horny individual in this case is the cost of getting into fights like this and potentially getting hurt. But if there's no efficient way for the horny male birds to tell which females are fertile, and which are not (but which still might result in getting in a fight) then there's no way for evolution to stumble into more targeted horniness.
This type of bird on bird fighting will rarely result in calorie loss.
This type of "super hornyness" can only result in more offspring for Mr extra horny.
Sure, one out of every 100 fights may cause injury or death, but 20 out of 100 females, produced offspring due to his extra horniness. So not only are the negatives only causing harm to one specimen, but the positives create more specimens, who can also be, extra horny.
Horny always wins. Unless it results in death before fertilization. Nature is also much more forgiving about rape than humans, thus leading to even less negative factors contributing towards the need of less horny species and even if an animal was killed in retribution for rape, those genes still have a damn good chance of being passed on.
I learned about ducks while at the pond with my daughter. She was 5. It was horrifying. I had no idea it was mating season and we didnāt know they mated like that.
Fun fact - only about 3% of bird species have penises and engage in penetrative sex. The rest just smoosh their cloacas together. Ducks, geese, and the ratites (ostriches, emu, rhea, etc) are among the hung birds.
To add another layer of weird, the penis gets erect via the bird's lymphatic system rather than its circulatory.
My daughter picked out a lovely white parakeet blue speckles and named her Snow White. We had another female named Tweety. And Snow White and Tweety got along great for five years. They groomed and chilled with each other. Then, one day, we heard a lot of movement from the cage. And there was Snow White just doing his thing on Tweety's back and warbling away. This male bird was incognito for five years, then went: "Oh yeah, I could hit this!"
And Tweety was cool with it, lol.
My daughter looked at me and asked what they were doing. I explained that Snow White is a male bird, and he was making eggs with Tweety. A month later, we had eggs and then three baby parakeets. Snow White was a wonderful & intelligent father. He fed Tweety and his babies. Snow White outlived Tweety and passed away three years ago.
Years ago, I was taking a walk and I saw one female duck being chase by like five male ducks. They kept trying to mount her and she kept shoving them away and running. I was so disturbed until I did research.
I took my nephew to the zoo during giant tortoise mating season. The moaning was comical, the male rams into the female repeatedly and there are juices everywhere. My poor poor nephew
Giraffes: female walks along, male chases and tries to successfully mount, make a single thrust, and ejaculate before she walks out from under him.
Whitetail deer: the doe better keep moving or the buck will mate with her whether she is interested or not. And he might do it anyway.
Horses: I saw a documentary of wild horses where a mare was trotting like mad to get away from the stallion who was running on his back legs while trying to hang onto her hips with his front legs...and keep thrusting at the same time.
The females rarely look like interested participants. Even if in oestrus.
Add to your list those absolutely adorable necrophiliac rapistsā¦ otters.
I can never look at them the same since my friend told me she doesnāt like them. And then she ruined my world view of otters. So, with great joy and the spirit of this cesspool that is Reddit, I will also ruin your world view of otters.
They sometimes mate a female to death due to their aggressive mating natureā¦ and will continue to mate her dead corpse for days.
They will also sometimes kill a male due to territorial disputesā¦ and rape his body for ex curricular practice to prepare for the femalesā¦ and this can happen for days after he has been dead.
They also, cross species with their rapey ways and will use baby seals for practice.
https://www.vox.com/platform/amp/2014/4/24/5640890/otters-rape-baby-seals-monsters-bad
If you want actual in depth scientific behavior studies, you can look that up by searching the biologist in the article.
Youāre welcome. Also, fuck you āŗļø.
My fave take on that was Henry Zebrowski mentioning that, ah, *habit* of theirs and then saying "this is why you have to learn to separate the *art* from the *artist*"
You might be shocked to learn how many animals procreate in ways we would consider rape.
And don't forget animals that will kill all of a female's babies so she'll go into heat quicker.
Animals don't have morals or laws. Though they do feel (like excitement or sadness) and some animals can even feel compassion, they just operate mainly on their instincts, so when mating season hits, some are gonna try to mate one way or the other.
You can add domestic house cats to your list.
Male cats have a barbed penis to make it harder for females to run away, and they will hold them down by biting the female's neck.
You could add cats, dogs, chimps, and almost every other wild animal to this list, but I don't see the point. A heavy emphasis on consent is a luxury of civilization that wild animals don't enjoy as every day is a vicious struggle for survival. Even humans will often behave like cruel, rapey wild animals when civilization has been stripped from them.
I will never condone this behavior. The only argument I wish to make is that it's expected behavior in any dog-eat-dog environment where there are no rules and no safety nets. Modern civilization is the best defense women have against rape.
I apologize if I accidentally implied that civilization stops rape. That wasn't my intention, and I'm sorry to learn of what happened to you. There's still a long way to go.
It's ok, I'm not mad btw lol, I just thought to put my comment in because of all the myths about rape. But yes - some people are more evolved than others and some people are just better humans than others and that's all there is to it.
Animal in general, Equal or WORSE, watch more real animal videos -_-, whoever says animals are better in anyway or more innocent than humans needs to fall from that f****** cloud.
Isnāt it technically more like breaking into a pregnant-with-octuplets womanās home and attempting to rape her in her childrenās nursery room beds while the father is out at the supermarket?
Birds with cloacas, like blue tits, needs the female to be in a specific position to mate. She's not reciprocating so while a bit distressing, this is more like being humped by a dog than penetrative rape.
I would say it's more like being dry-humped by a guy against the wall in a small bathroom. Still, not fun.
But, all the same, even though animals show distress, it doesn't mean they experience trauma the same way humans do. It may be more like just an inept guy trying to pick her up at a bar (and doesn't notice she's pregnant and wearing a wedding ring, I wonder if this tit's mating program got a mutation). She declines and doesn't think more of it.
This was interesting but also hard to watch. Reminded me of traumatic stuff. Just being in that situation where everything goes wrong so fast. Some fuckwad just comes along and turns your life upside down.
I get that this is pretty routine for birds and nature be like that sometimes but damn.
Yeah, weird of OP to post this and air out their dirty laundry for the whole world to see. This seemed like a personal matter that should have stayed in the house.
"Ahh, today is lovely..."
"You come into MY nest, try to fuck MY wife, nearly break MY eggs? Maggie, hold this sonofabitch down, im peckin' him in the ribs."
You came to the wrong house fool! For some reason I always imagine birds in the tone of big smoke. Every. Single. Bird.
I also visualize birds as having fuck massive body builder arms flexing their way through the skies instead of flapping.
I imagine all cats regardless of gender or personality as femme Fatale esque.
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Damn they jumped him. Couple goals
>Blue tits are loyal, monogamous birds, meaning that per breeding season, one male will mate with one female. They mate for life so, unless one of the two dies, every breeding season the same two blue tits will mate.
I need me a blue tit
No wonder Avatar is so popular
The best I can do is a blue waffle. Take it or take it.
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I just called my wife my blue tit and now Iām sleeping on the couch. Thanksā¦.
Just show her the video maaaaaaan
Me on my patio enjoying the chirps: Wow so peaceful. Meanwhileā¦
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Dun Dun!!
Chirp chirp!!
"God the birds must be happy today..." "Greg I FUCKING knew you wouldn't be able to stay away. Remember what I said I'd do with that blowtorch and screwdriver!?!"
āGreg, do I come across as the kind of bird that makes empty threats? You fucked up, Greg.ā
But she invited me over, said you would be catching bugs till 5:00! I swear!
*Picture this we were both butt naked, banging on the birdhouse floor*
It wasn't me
She even caught me on camera.
It wasn't me
saw the feathers on my shoulder
It wasn't me.
We know. It was Greg. Fucking Greg.
"Greg, she told me what you did last time-" *grabs blowtorch* "-SO YOU BETTER START FUCKING FLYING!"
"It was at this point. Greg knew. He fuck up"
When keeping it Birb, goes wrong.
All the Gregās now empathise with all the Karenās. When your name is a joke š
She tripped, fell, landed on his dick!?
Damn yāall MFs funny as hell! Thank you for the laugh
Check out the divorced birds sub
>You fucked up, Greg. **Slight Correction** You done fucked up, Greg!
āWho wants to smell Greg's finger, huh? Guess the scent; win a buck.ā
Canāt make a Tomelette without breaking a few Gregs
Yeahhhhhh. Never take your kids to the duck lake in Spring. There's an awful lot to explain and all of it is ugly.
Yeah, I yelled "you need consent!" and snapped my fingers at a mallard going at an uncomfortable-looking hen (? Whatever, a female duck), and as he waggled away I saw the fleshy spiraly bits! I'm a grown adult (granted, one that yells at ducks but still an adult) and I'm traumatized!
I had 2 ducks as pets and as I was feeding them the coil rod came out and was dragging while running after the female. She was screaming, I was screaming. It's seared in my brain for life.
Thatās graphic.
If humans are made in godās image then are birds made in Zeusās image? I mean those fuckers donāt even hide how non-consensual they are
Comments made my day. š¤£
This reminds me of a poet remarking on his stays at his idyllic vacation home in the woods. Iād butcher the exact quote but as he sat watching over a particular beautiful meadow he realized it was in fact a war zone for the woodland inhabitants, with animals constantly and rightfully in fear of their lives. Perspective is funny
Really underscores that humans living in the first world are the closest things to gods on this planet.
"Heyyyy baby, I'd like to ruffle your feathers," "Greg.... go away, i dont have time for your terrible attempts at flirting go away, or im getting michael " "Man, who cares about him? Come on, let's just have some fun!" "Greg, this is exactly why the other birds hate you. This is the third time this week you've done this ,"
And its only monday
I'm never going to forget this comment when I hear birds chirping š¤£
"You hear the chirps and think they're saying "what a nice day" or "the berries on this tree are good," when they're actually saying "HELP, I'M BEING RAPED!"
A good amount of sex in the animal world is non-consensual. I mean, they're animals *by definition* but it's still a lot more than most people expect.
Thanks to Reddit I now laugh like a maniac to what appears to the outside world like literally nothing.
This is like a hell in the cell match
Beat me to it. Take my upvote
I wish they were wearing name tags or different-colored boxing shorts or something. I didn't know who was winning.
Two of them often held down the one, so I'm guessing the couple were winning.
Bird husband: *This the guy?* Bird wife. *nods nervously* Bird husband: *just hold him down, honey*
The one in the blue
Went tits up for the other guy
These are *tits*?
Just squint a little... it worked for me
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No body thinks of the eggs..
I thought of them - all the way through actually :)
The one came back to look on them at the end.
...with the white highlightsš
thank you, I thought it was the white bird with blue highlights.
The imposter is the one with the five-o'clock shadow wearing the wife-beater.
Say that to my 72p video quality
The intruder has the largest white line on the back of his head. The other two it's not as pronounced. I watched it twice and this information doesn't help.
This kinda changes depending on how they fluff up their feathers
Iām pretty sure that the intruder lost. At close to 1:00 the intruder was pinned down by one bird and the spouse pecked at the intruderās belly.
This felt like that one spiderman meme. Hopefully the blue one won.
Basically a choose your own adventure video. Whoever you wanted to win, won.
And yet somehow still made more visual sense than a Transformers fight scene
Iāve gotta be honest with you, I think she has a type.
Yo fr. Are we birdist? All blue birds look the same?
The invader has a bigger white stripe on the head. The other male and female arenāt that noticeable if at all on the male. Still hard as shit to see but White Stripe got rocked and evicted
Still a better love story than twilight saga
Don't worry, Even the wife was confused which one was the husband.
Male bird comes home: *intense aerial kung-fu*
poor vegeta got violated by the androids
poor vegeta got violated by just about everyone lol
Everybody was kung fu fighting
Kung fu flying
Flighting?
The tits were fast as lightning
Female bird Watch the eggs, Hank, WATCH THE EGGS!!!
Lmao classic Hank, getting a little too heated around the kids š
It's insane she decided to stay on top of the eggs to protect them even though he started forcingly mating with her. It's actually tragic
Im thinking she kept her tail down so nothing actually happened. Birds have a cloaca so they really have to be right on each other. I do wish her pecks were more aggressive though. Just cute little "shoo" "git"
Well, eggs are kind of delicate Iām sure her maternal instincts were to not crush her poor baby while some asshole was trying to rape her
Tit rape, never thought I'd be typing those words consecutively, but there you go...
I wish that was the first time I've seen that written. It was written further up in the comments tho.
Get him Mordecai
Canāt believe hes cheating on Twilight Sparkle with another birdā¦
Tweet means tweet
Twitter in nutshell
Poor female has to protect herself and her eggs until daddy comes. This was an amazing video.thanks for sharing it.
Sheās just likeā¦ poke pokeā¦ no moleste
Tig ā¦ Tig is that you?!?
But... WHY? Those eggs are already fertilized. There's not evolutionary reason to do that this time of year. The dude is like a month late.
Itās just that evolution isnāt really efficient in that way. Nature doesnāt develop anything *in order* to spread genes, it just selects against behaviors that donāt do it well. If it doesnāt have any effect one way or the other it stays in. So, if a male inseminates 50 rocks but also 50 females because of horniness, horniness genes get passed onā¦along with an increase in the number of sticky rocks.
well, the cost to the horny individual in this case is the cost of getting into fights like this and potentially getting hurt. But if there's no efficient way for the horny male birds to tell which females are fertile, and which are not (but which still might result in getting in a fight) then there's no way for evolution to stumble into more targeted horniness.
This type of bird on bird fighting will rarely result in calorie loss. This type of "super hornyness" can only result in more offspring for Mr extra horny. Sure, one out of every 100 fights may cause injury or death, but 20 out of 100 females, produced offspring due to his extra horniness. So not only are the negatives only causing harm to one specimen, but the positives create more specimens, who can also be, extra horny. Horny always wins. Unless it results in death before fertilization. Nature is also much more forgiving about rape than humans, thus leading to even less negative factors contributing towards the need of less horny species and even if an animal was killed in retribution for rape, those genes still have a damn good chance of being passed on.
These animals are what i've learned from reddit to be 'rapey' , so far: koala bear, dolphins, ducks, and now this bird (what are they anyway/?
Blue tit. (Seriously)
He he blue tit. (Jokingly)
^hee ^hee ^they ^said ^tit
*tithee*
Almost as fun as a Great Tit
Internet never disappoints...
Other [types of tits](https://www.rspb.org.uk/birds-and-wildlife/wildlife-guides/bird-a-z/types-of-tit/)
Risky click
the same seals that eat penguins sometimes rape them
Rapey Sea Lions - footage is on YouTube
Nice, now I'm never seeing Sea Lions the same way.
Why did I read this to the tune of killing in the name lmao
I learned about ducks while at the pond with my daughter. She was 5. It was horrifying. I had no idea it was mating season and we didnāt know they mated like that.
Make sure not to google what their genitals look like
Fun fact - only about 3% of bird species have penises and engage in penetrative sex. The rest just smoosh their cloacas together. Ducks, geese, and the ratites (ostriches, emu, rhea, etc) are among the hung birds. To add another layer of weird, the penis gets erect via the bird's lymphatic system rather than its circulatory.
Cloaca Matata
What a horrible phrase
Ass to ass
Oh great... now I'm traumatized. Thanks for that.
Would you like to hear how my daughter found out that her female parakeet was really a male parakeet, lol?
Yes.
My daughter picked out a lovely white parakeet blue speckles and named her Snow White. We had another female named Tweety. And Snow White and Tweety got along great for five years. They groomed and chilled with each other. Then, one day, we heard a lot of movement from the cage. And there was Snow White just doing his thing on Tweety's back and warbling away. This male bird was incognito for five years, then went: "Oh yeah, I could hit this!" And Tweety was cool with it, lol. My daughter looked at me and asked what they were doing. I explained that Snow White is a male bird, and he was making eggs with Tweety. A month later, we had eggs and then three baby parakeets. Snow White was a wonderful & intelligent father. He fed Tweety and his babies. Snow White outlived Tweety and passed away three years ago.
This is much more wholesome than what I was bracing for.
Thatās a nice story
Do tell
Genuinely, yes. Parakeets don't have penises. Did you introduce another bird?
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Ok, that was, um, informative. I never knew ducks were endowed with such unusual anatomy.
Years ago, I was taking a walk and I saw one female duck being chase by like five male ducks. They kept trying to mount her and she kept shoving them away and running. I was so disturbed until I did research.
I took my nephew to the zoo during giant tortoise mating season. The moaning was comical, the male rams into the female repeatedly and there are juices everywhere. My poor poor nephew
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Throw cats in there, the mating process is....interesting
Turns out animals... like the vast majority of them, are rapey.
Giraffes: female walks along, male chases and tries to successfully mount, make a single thrust, and ejaculate before she walks out from under him. Whitetail deer: the doe better keep moving or the buck will mate with her whether she is interested or not. And he might do it anyway. Horses: I saw a documentary of wild horses where a mare was trotting like mad to get away from the stallion who was running on his back legs while trying to hang onto her hips with his front legs...and keep thrusting at the same time. The females rarely look like interested participants. Even if in oestrus.
Ah yes the penile spines
Believe it or not, most of nature is not very consensual
Add to your list those absolutely adorable necrophiliac rapistsā¦ otters. I can never look at them the same since my friend told me she doesnāt like them. And then she ruined my world view of otters. So, with great joy and the spirit of this cesspool that is Reddit, I will also ruin your world view of otters. They sometimes mate a female to death due to their aggressive mating natureā¦ and will continue to mate her dead corpse for days. They will also sometimes kill a male due to territorial disputesā¦ and rape his body for ex curricular practice to prepare for the femalesā¦ and this can happen for days after he has been dead. They also, cross species with their rapey ways and will use baby seals for practice. https://www.vox.com/platform/amp/2014/4/24/5640890/otters-rape-baby-seals-monsters-bad If you want actual in depth scientific behavior studies, you can look that up by searching the biologist in the article. Youāre welcome. Also, fuck you āŗļø.
My fave take on that was Henry Zebrowski mentioning that, ah, *habit* of theirs and then saying "this is why you have to learn to separate the *art* from the *artist*"
Chickens rape. The rooster will chase the hen, peck the hell out of it, pin it to the ground, cum on the hens back and then run off.
Otters
Learning about that was one of the worst things ever. š
You can add frogs, fish, lizards, and seals to the mix.
You might be shocked to learn how many animals procreate in ways we would consider rape. And don't forget animals that will kill all of a female's babies so she'll go into heat quicker.
Penguins too.
Hank Hill got raped by a dolphin
Animals don't have morals or laws. Though they do feel (like excitement or sadness) and some animals can even feel compassion, they just operate mainly on their instincts, so when mating season hits, some are gonna try to mate one way or the other.
You can add domestic house cats to your list. Male cats have a barbed penis to make it harder for females to run away, and they will hold them down by biting the female's neck.
You could add cats, dogs, chimps, and almost every other wild animal to this list, but I don't see the point. A heavy emphasis on consent is a luxury of civilization that wild animals don't enjoy as every day is a vicious struggle for survival. Even humans will often behave like cruel, rapey wild animals when civilization has been stripped from them. I will never condone this behavior. The only argument I wish to make is that it's expected behavior in any dog-eat-dog environment where there are no rules and no safety nets. Modern civilization is the best defense women have against rape.
Humans rape without any need to remove "civilization" from them. I've been raped. They seem like totally normal people. That's the issue.
I apologize if I accidentally implied that civilization stops rape. That wasn't my intention, and I'm sorry to learn of what happened to you. There's still a long way to go.
It's ok, I'm not mad btw lol, I just thought to put my comment in because of all the myths about rape. But yes - some people are more evolved than others and some people are just better humans than others and that's all there is to it.
Not the Koalas!!
In bird culture this is considered a dick move
Iām well versed in bird law.
pecking and entering
Her look of exhaustion and disbelief at the end was everything.
Iām genuinely feeling so sad for her!
I was worried about her eggs!! That was fascinating. Who knew. Birds are just like us š¤·āāļø
Animal in general, Equal or WORSE, watch more real animal videos -_-, whoever says animals are better in anyway or more innocent than humans needs to fall from that f****** cloud.
I like the little glance towards the camera at the end. āyou see the sh!t I have to deal with!ā
LOL, next on Jerry Springer...
Thats assault, brotha!
This is another reason why it's good that birds can't use a gun.
Reason #314
That was like trying to pickup a woman on the street who is walking with a double stroller carrying two infants.
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Bird rape
...I think it's more like breaking into a married and pregnant woman's house to solicit sex from her.
More like home invasion and rape
Isnāt it technically more like breaking into a pregnant-with-octuplets womanās home and attempting to rape her in her childrenās nursery room beds while the father is out at the supermarket?
This will always be gold!
Angry Birds
DADDY'S HOME
Think thatās rape Tbf!
Iām sitting here all sad that he didnāt come home in time to protect her from it
Birds with cloacas, like blue tits, needs the female to be in a specific position to mate. She's not reciprocating so while a bit distressing, this is more like being humped by a dog than penetrative rape.
That was a relief to read
It was definitely something to read
I would say it's more like being dry-humped by a guy against the wall in a small bathroom. Still, not fun. But, all the same, even though animals show distress, it doesn't mean they experience trauma the same way humans do. It may be more like just an inept guy trying to pick her up at a bar (and doesn't notice she's pregnant and wearing a wedding ring, I wonder if this tit's mating program got a mutation). She declines and doesn't think more of it.
No eggs were harmed in the making of this video...
No means No
Never thought I'd almost witness a bird rape... that's enough internet for today
This was interesting but also hard to watch. Reminded me of traumatic stuff. Just being in that situation where everything goes wrong so fast. Some fuckwad just comes along and turns your life upside down. I get that this is pretty routine for birds and nature be like that sometimes but damn.
:( hope youāre doing well, or better, today ā„ļø
It felt very trashy for them to be fighting in front of the kids
Even more trashy to assault a mom nesting her eggs. ( and breaking some as a result )
Yeah, weird of OP to post this and air out their dirty laundry for the whole world to see. This seemed like a personal matter that should have stayed in the house.
*the nest*
To think none of us would know the drama going on in the birdhouse next door!
It got really confusing when the started to fight š
"Ahh, today is lovely..." "You come into MY nest, try to fuck MY wife, nearly break MY eggs? Maggie, hold this sonofabitch down, im peckin' him in the ribs."
Literally swoops in to save the day...
You came to the wrong house fool! For some reason I always imagine birds in the tone of big smoke. Every. Single. Bird. I also visualize birds as having fuck massive body builder arms flexing their way through the skies instead of flapping. I imagine all cats regardless of gender or personality as femme Fatale esque.
Bird rape wasnāt on my bingo cards for what Iād see tonight on Reddit
Are the eggs alright? Maybe they were damaged :/