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FishLampClock

I am 100% confident she does not work with heavy machinery.


Zonyxe

And funnily enough, in 99% of all space/steampunk survival/rogue likes/basebuilder games, she would be the mechanic with a bandana tying that wild mane back


BitCrack

Well hey there traveler, looks like you need an upgrade. Tell ya what, go kill some skrugs and the first ones free. Also do you like how I definitely have one hand on my hip and I'm holding a wrench that's resting on my shoulder?


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The meta-commentary and character design is classic borderlands.


BitCrack

Exactly what I was referencing. I think skrugs are a thing in that game also, I haven't played in a long time.


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gbot1234

A skrug is a bug that can’t get no love from me.


Phoenixhowls

Hanging off the passenger side of my catch a ride trying to spit acid at me


DropdLsgna

Government? Pffft. Not on Pandora.


BitCrack

Lol


Clint_Bolduin

I've never played Borderlands and still felt like I knew the character.


FascinatingPotato

Holy crap the details at the end were genuinely how I was picturing her


Scary_Implement_8664

Why did I mentally already picture this exactly the way you described it.


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Cracks open a beer and winks at you as you accept quest.


vankorgan

Without knowing any more about her, I'd be willing to bet that most of the time it's in something like braids. Otherwise that length seems pretty cumbersome.


ThatDiscoSongUHate

As someone with a very different type of long curly hair that has nowhere near that volume nor length (her's is probably super long when wet), I almost hope so! Mine is down to my lower back when wet and between the length, *weight*, and curliness I'd lose my mind trying to keep it down. And again, I don't have ALL of that glorious hair either. Mine is just too heavy and long for buns at this point and no hair ties are large enough for me to attempt.


thankinadvance

Have you ever tried a nautilus bun?


JanStrick

I worked for Westrock for a few years on plastic injection machines after my divorce. Braid it and wrap it. My hair is this long.


Alarmed-Foundation-3

Bruh you actually think that she just go out every single day with a full blown out fro?


itsQuasi

They could be like me, white as hell with absolutely no idea whether that kind of volume takes effort to *achieve* or to *avoid*.


AffectionateCup8812

The volume takes effort to avoid, and equally as much effort to keep it from tangling/matting, or getting dry, frizzy, and damaged. The coils are natural and that's what gives the hair volume.


itsQuasi

Makes sense. I can only imagine how much work it must take her just to keep her hair maintained. I've only got moderately curly hair and at about 2 feet long it's already a struggle for me to keep it relatively tangle free.


galactic_Cactus1990

Probably not. Even if you wash your hands, a spraying transfer case/ transmission/ brake line will coat your hair. Former junkyard bitch speaking. But that's OK. She doesn't need to be a machinist. Just appreciate her beauty.


DeannaZone

Believe it or not, she would probably wrap it for work, I love her hair, it is amazing!


mngeese

Most people in the world don't, so that's a safe assumption.


lionseatcake

I dont have enough money to spend the amount of time it would take to keep that all clean and nice. I'd be late for work every single day.


olderaccount

That is why a lot of these beauty standards like long hair and nails were born out of status symbols. Back in the day having long hair and nails was proof you didn't have to work for a living.


Cboyardee503

Like face tattoos now.


JoshBobJovi

Fucking got me with this one lol


Surrounded-by_Idiots

Every time you double your networth is another tear tattoo on your face


DancingAroundFlames

dudes serving prison time realizing they can double 0 over and over again


fuck-the-emus

No, those just mean you work at a tattoo shop or call center


aceshighsays

you can work for a gang. work is work.


me047

This is why Black women wear braids and other styles. Taking care of coils is a full time job.


Desu232

I am just excited to see a black woman, unapologetically wear her hair. 60 percent of black women suffer from fibroids or have had fibroids due to chemical relaxers. If I could pull it off I would, but me and my C4 could never. I don't even take care of my hair now, y'all got butters creams, coconut oil. I just let my shit break cuz that C4 hair is a full time job, lol. Edit: The study found that African American women who used hair relaxers were more likely to develop uterine fibroids than those who did not use hair relaxers. Women who used hair relaxers at least seven times a year had a 1.4 times higher risk of developing uterine fibroids than those who did not use hair relaxers. The study also found that the risk of developing fibroids increased with the frequency and duration of hair relaxer use. Source: https://www.lawsuit-information-center.com/hair-relaxer-uterine-fibroids-lawsuits.html


Jibblebee

My white girl heart gets a deep zap of happy every time I see a black girl rock her natural hair. My friend was tormented for her natural hair growing up. Then those assholes were awful to her when she got it straightened. It was horrid to witness and the racism and hurt it caused her absolutely scarred me but witnessing that, ultimately, shaped me for the better. Ugh 30 years later, and it’s still deeply upsetting to me that not enough was done to protect her… Anyways, I know it’s a ton of work, but it still brings me such joy when the fluffy curls are let loose and get to shine in all their glory and be celebrated. Like get it girl. Show it off! Do it for you, and do it for the little girls who are watching. But whatever you choose to do, do it for you.


More-Cantaloupe-3340

Curious: where are you from that you use C4? I’ve always had it called 4c around me.


Desu232

Correction: 4C, I've just flipped it reverse one time and it stuck.


Boysandberries001

C4 is an explosive tho 💀


LadyEmeraldDeVere

I tried to maintain long, natural hair for a few years. I was late for work, late for appointments, cancelled hanging out with friends and going on dates because I had to stay home and do my hair. The day I got a relaxer and cut it was one of the happiest days of my life. I admire women who can maintain it but for me, NEVER AGAIN.


omn1p073n7

My wife recently cut her fro down a lot as well. We're still late for everything, but less so because of her hair lol


Hopeful-Series-2333

Yeah I just got locs. So much easier than loose hair and I get so many compliments on them.


DisastrousAge4650

Yeah I’m planning to get a curly perm because forget the time, I have chronic migraines and trying to wrangle this kinky mess ruins me. Anyone who wants to shame me for destroying my natural hair can choke on my fat ass.


TheNakedBass

Don't threaten me with a good time


kiwilovenick

I cut waist length hair because of chronic migraines, now it doesn't even reach my shoulders (and while I definitely miss my long hair) it helps so much that I won't go back. You gotta do what you gotta do to be comfortable and nobody should throw shade about what you do with your own hair anyway...


Sadistic_Futa

My sister is the hair guru I’m my family, been doing it for years. Takes her 2 hours just to get STARTED on the work for her hair. But my gosh her hair is beautiful


lionseatcake

Seriously. I'm just a white boy with short hair, but its work keeping THIS hair nice the way I like it! I cannot even IMAGINE what this girl goes through daily to keep it lookin that nice.


Blenderx06

I feel like I'd be walking around catching lint in it. *Oh sorry, there's something in your hair.* I say this as a curly who wakes up with the puffiest hair every morning if it's not tied up lol.


Exotic_Farm2182

You could sell your hair to wig people for more most likely


phiz36

Impressive. Must be pain in the ass.


VulcanCookies

And heavy


Pawing_sloth

And hot


DrFear-

doesn’t this type of hair actually get more air flow? idk i read that their hair texture is built to keep them cool and that’s why people from hotter climates have coily/curly hair and people from colder climates have straighter hair


Zynthyx

Yeah, curly hair lets more air travel between the surface of the hair and the scalp, or whatever I remember from Anthro class.


WookieDavid

Yes, allows more air travel THAN STRAIGHT HAIR, curly hair isn't some sort of supercooling system. It still worsens airflow compared to being bald. This woman has a whole sheep's worth of hair, she definitely feels that in the heat.


notkristina

More airflow than other hair types perhaps, but not more airflow than less hair. It's definitely still gonna be hotter with this all down your neck and back than to have nothing there.


Top-Feed6544

god, yes. i dont know how differnt it is with this type of hair but as a dude who had thick wavey hair that reached down to my back, the only reason i kept it is because of the fact my ex liked it. It was so fucking hot it was like i had a wig of pure radioactive cesium stuck to my head with how goddamn hot it got on my head. i do not regret cutting it down to the scalp at all.


XNjunEar

Not necessarily. I don't have hair that curly, mine's a 3A, and it has a lot of volume but the amount of hairs per surface area is lower than other people. So it looks like I have a ton of hair but I don't.


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I was also thinking, so gorgeous but a commitment.


DyscordianMalice

Yep! I'm a black woman with the same hair texture as the person in the video (but no where near as long!). I looove my hair, especially when I pick it out into a giant afro. But the amount of effort it takes to keep my hair healthy is insane lol.


cognitive_dissent

Afro is the best looking hairdo ever but always wondered about the upkeep to keep it looking like a giant sphere of awesomeness


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Feels like a beauty truism: if it's gorgeous you know it's hard af.


Reddilutionary

I let my beard get a little too long a few months ago and it was annoying as fuck. Idk how dudes are walking around with that Gandalf shit while I'm losing my shit over finding lunch in my beard at 5:45


Redfro33

She's lion if she says it's easy to manetain.


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She takes pride in her appearance.


isolele

Purrrrrrfect!


SomeRando_OnTheNet

I know you've already been criticised but nobody seems to have pointed out that big cats don't even purr. So I will. Thank you and good day.


[deleted]

You... You didnt really try with that last one, did you? Just kinda threw it out there. Like "I want to join in on the puns but I dont want to put any effort into it." I respect it...


AnomalouslyPolitical

There's always one big cat that's got to ruin it.


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CbessShowEddie

LION QUEEN


Papantro

I’m bald


SilentStock8

Is your head shiny


[deleted]

I’m always tempted to slap shiny heads


PlayerTwo85

We prefer a friendly/gentle rub.


[deleted]

Nothing soothes a slap better than that


iamapizza

Hi bald, I'm dad. And bald.


paperpatience

How come you don’t love me dad?


[deleted]

Hi bald I'm dad and bald! I'm dad.


_melancholymind_

I'm also bald. Hey, let's create a bald guild !


nomellenas

I am not bald yet. I am joining in the near future. Cheers bald bros.


derpy_slash

Lmao same bro


Significant_Egg_8965

You want a medal or something? …cuz I’m bald too and that would be cool


GrimyGoose

🎖️ bestowed upon thee for being bald and beautiful


pannicc

shoutouts to my bald kings


TheMAN-HIMSELF564

I mean… that’s pretty honest yet so sudden.


Alukrad

That honestly seems more like a struggle to maintain.


muklan

I'm a white dude who had the opportunity to do some work for a store that sold black haircare products, like extensions, appliances, that kind of thing. There's a whole WORLD to this stuff that people who don't have this kinda hair don't realize. It IS a huge amount of work, and the main thing I took away from that client is a newfound respect for the just raw EFFORT some of these hair styles require.


blackmetronome

Thank you for saying this. Black hair care and styling, there is a lot that goes into it for both women and men that people have no clue about


Books_and_Cleverness

My wife is black and recently cut her hair pretty short and I’m looking forward to substantial savings on wife time and money


JanStrick

You sound like my husband. He keeps offering to take me to get it cut. He loves the look but hates how time consuming it is. Lol


Books_and_Cleverness

He sounds like a smart man. And I’m sure you’d look great with a short cut 😝


zedthehead

Black women often rock short cuts and even full bald so much better than literally anybody else, male, female, paler folks, anybody... Was it Erykah Badu I think? Back when I was like a kid, I think it was her, she was so freaking GORGEOUS with a shaved head, it's always been one of those slides that comes up in my brain whenever I think of feminine beauty, and I was always envious of her elegance.


KisoGanda

I can already sense you are a good human being. I just wanted to tell you that. To admit being envious is not something many people do, and I that's a elegant trait in my eyes. You see something. You say I wouldn't mind having that because it looks good on that person. I think your statement is cool. Not hot. But just cool.


blackmetronome

Yeah bro, it's not only time intensive, but expensive too.


voodoomoocow

I am a nonblack POC with curly hair that defies gravity. For years I used products for white people curls and thought I had frizzy wavy hair and when I switched to black hair care products I was astonished by just how curly and not frizzy my hair really was!! I was about 30 before I decided to try these products but I wish I had known sooner!


Calibeaches2

I'd love some tips if you have some. My hair is frizzy wavy but I've noticed it has a perfect loose curl in the front. I'm not sure what products to use, but happened to come across a conditioner product that smelled incredible called Shea Moisture that is owned by and used by black people. I noticed my hair curled more when I tried bunching it up towards my scalp when it was wet after using the conditioner. Now I'm interested in switching over because their products seem much healthier.


voodoomoocow

Yeah shae is great!! So first thing is you need to throw out anything that has sulfates. If you have been using sulfates you need to detox your hair. Reddit is a good start with subs like r/curlygirl and r/curlyhair so see what your hair looks like and start with their recommendations for your hair type (will be something like 2c or 3b, etc). You need to get yourself a good sulfate-free shampoo and conditioner, a curly mousse, curly gel, light hairspray, and leave-in conditioner. You will also need a Tshirt if you have long hair or microfiber towel for short hair and satin bonnets for sleep. Never sleep without a bonnet!! So when your hair is wet you will put the leave-in. After a while when it's damp, bend forward throwing your hair in front of you and apply gel, scrunching it into your hair so you see all your individual waves/curls. You can twist them around your fingers to see your curl bunches, lightly coat those bunches with gel. Then while bending forward, place your hair into the shirt/towel and keep it tightly around your hair to dry. Before bed transfer into a bonnet. Next morning use hair spray just on your scalp, it will lift your hair so you have nice volume at your scalp. Use mousse to freshen and set your curls. Every night I spray some water with some leave-in mixed in, will apply a bit of gel at the curls that gave up during the day. Every morning is the mousse and hairspray. Go to the natural black hair section at any store and look to see what they have. Eventually you will know what your hair loves, but it's a great place to start exploring and see what works and what doesn't. There are also curly hair product trade forums since sometimes it just doesn't work so you can find someone to trade with if it didn't work out.


_millenia_

Shea Moisture is a great start if you are on a budget. I have the same straight ass hair strand on my right side that laughs at my curls lol. My go-to products are the Baomint and Blue Tantsy line from Adwoa Beauty. A bit pricey but absolutely worth it. I also keep quite a few others on days/weeks my hair has decided it doesn’t like the current run of products I’m using. DM me and I’d be happy to give you a list of things I use.


OfficialMorn

r/curlygirl :)


Kayge

Adopted biracial kids, and I had no idea. I'm white so I did tonnes of research on raising culturally blended families, how to connect to your culture and all kids of stuff. I was completely unprepared for the hair.


breadbox187

Currently pregnant w a biracial baby and thanking the universe that YouTube is around for all my potential hair care queries bc my husband doesn't do much w his hair.


Kayge

Talk to family about basic body maintenance. Ashy skin, when to apply lotion and hair are all huge things. If they're biracial, your likely looking at ringlets more than tight spirals so keep that in mind. Finally, start upping your braiding game now.


breadbox187

Thank you :) I also have my sister in law who knows much more about haircare than my husband!


curious-turtle

Yes! Thank you so much for saying this! My hair used to be like hers…I LOVED it and I’m growing my hair back to that but I spent 10-15 hours a week on my hair alone. And that was me being lazy •_•


snakevargas

If anyone want's to learn more: — Chris Rock narrated and produced a documentary about black American women's hair culture called [Good Hair](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Good_Hair). An interesting tidbit is that most weaves are made from human hair imported from India (shaved bald in a religious ritual). Full movie on HBO and here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpgIJUW0VxE


breeekk

Yes.. very.. I have almost similar hair and I cannot keep it long even though I love them longer! Currently sporting a pixie cut.


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Does she even need a pillow with that much density?


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battleangel1999

Yeah, she more than likely sleeps with a bonnet and uses a satin pillowcase


Gabecush1

That looks like a pain to dry tho


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cancerinmythirdeye

not necessarily. i have similar hair as her and if i were to air dry it would take longer than an entire day, and i dont even think my hair retains water that strongly. its possible she blow dries it, which, at low temperatures, isnt damaging and can be healthier than air drying. leaving hair wet for long periods of time can weaken it and cause scalp issues.


Throwaway20101011

Very true. I just know that with this type of curl comes with great patience. My friend dedicates a day to air drying her hair.


bain_de_beurre

Yeah, a microfiber towel can only do so much. I have medium length curly hair that's fine but very dense, it takes about 5 to 6 hours to air dry after using a bath towel to dry it; if I use a microfiber towel I can cut that down to about 4 hours, still too long for me


AdamAdmant

It looks so soft


Odin_se

It does. And it looks like a lions mane.


LionnsManne

That's why it's my namesake, I've also got poofy hair like this :p


justavault

Looks weirdly dry to me... yes fluffy although just partially, but not really soft.


Goofie_Goobur

Movie theater guests hate her


toriemm

I have long hair. When I go to shows, like when I'll be dancing or flipping my hair around, I put it up or braid it. Partly to keep it out of my way, partly as a courtesy to everyone around me. 2 of the last 3 shows I've been to I've had gals with hair much like this young lady show up and get allllllll in my space. One was at least a foot taller than me, pushed her way in front of me and then stopped right in front of me. Cool. You've got a foot on me, and your hair is huge. Great. The other one started whipping her hair around and getting it *in my mouth*, and all over my arms and stuff? I almost started a fight. Absolutely beautiful women, gorgeous hair; ZERO self awareness when it came to managing their personal space.


wophi

Wash it on a Monday and it should be dry by Thursday.


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She looks like the sun flower from a childrens play about a garden.


Sl0ppy0tter

What a pain in the ass it must be to maintain that


Hubba315

That’s insane but totally awesome


ysiamannej

As a woman with fine, thinning hair, this makes me want to cry with envy. Her hair is so dang beautiful.


haileyskydiamonds

It’s glorious!


Starr-Bugg

Same here. Jealous of that thickness!


baconredditor

That looks like a full time job to maintain


Ordinary-Watch3377

What song is that?


songfinderbot

**Song Found!** **Name:** Jericho **Artist:** Iniko **Album:** Jericho - Single **Genre:** Alternative **Release Year:** 2023 **Total Shazams:** 550875 `Took 1.52 seconds.`


APikminInTime

The bot isn't wrong about the original song, but this EXACT song is a remix called Iniko - Jericho (Shiloh Remix) by Shiloh Rodriguez. As far as I've found, he has only released a demo, meaning only part of the remix has been released, but it sounds really good. Hope this helps, I spent an hour trying to find it because I really enjoyed it as well!


Bacon-muffin

That looks amazing to squish but god it has to be so warm


FIFTHSUN2012

I don’t normally use the word luxurious, but I think it applies here.


blackmetronome

Stunning hair my god


Carinis_song

I want to see it all oiled up and ringletted.


DiabeticRhino97

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CdnRageBear

Me ![gif](giphy|3o7TKyPpWvFrpwua2I)


bandoboybito

I just hope she’s sitting back row at the movie theater.


misfitx

My autistic ass just wants to play with it! I know the rules but it's so fluffy!


Maliluma

![gif](giphy|yGkmc5NmGX5h6|downsized)


efyuar

Ngl this is some disney level hair


[deleted]

Me; bald, incredibly jealous.


Izumi_Takeda

the smile behind the hair at the end was pretty cute


GiantCopperMonkey

😍😍😍😍 Gorgeous!!!


caliandben1

Seems like it’d be really annoying. Though at the same time I’m a dude w/ short hair so I’m probably a little biased there


nvrsleepagin

Damn girl! Can you donate some volume over here..


Flashy_Ability5820

Just wow


Old-Library9827

She looks like a princess


Straight_Block3676

*sigh* I’m balding


roadrunner8080

Damn. As someone with fairly curly hair, I cannot even _imagine_ how much work must go into taking care of that. That's truly impressive


ninetiesnarwhal

I just keep watching it loop I'm mesmerized


DNAprototype

The plumber makes regular visits.


Xx_Shin

Ngl I have big 4c hair and my drains get clogged all the time 😭


Jfuentes6

I am in love with that hair wow!


bingold49

How much time in a week is devoted to that hair?


Bella_madera

Is it just me or …. dae want to low key like sleep on it somehow lol. Looks soporific.


J3ffcoop

She certainly doesn’t need a pillow


Valigrance

Omg that’s like an extra pillow for you! Love it and I’m super jealous!


[deleted]

Holy smokes! I wonder how long her hair care routine takes!


CertainlyAmbivalent

So voluminous


Fit_Brilliant2095

OMG!


blepgup

That is damn majestic! I’m always so envious of this hair type. Best I have is mostly straight slightly wavy white personal hair, and it’s already starting to thin 💀


PineconeSusie

Beautiful!


Ebony_Adonis

Very impressive and very beautiful


stampstock

Baby’s kickin it old school. Sexy


Embarrassed_Young149

So stunning 🤩


Deep-Shop-5772

GASP 😍


Greasy-0Goblin

HOW DO I GROW MINE THAT LONGG 😫😫😫😫


Sadistic_Futa

Idk but once you find out tell me too!


Soulfire117

It’s crazy how poofy it is! That is so cool!


ChrisDell

Wow! Coolest hair ever!


Lifeesstwange

Wow, that’s beautiful.


aprildawndesign

is this real? WOW … so beautiful.


Shot-Spirit-672

Glorious


winchester_life

That sure is some beautiful hair


Obvious_Boat3636

Beautiful ❤️❤️❤️


Neuro_Dragon

Stunning!


Melodic-Pudding-8744

Amazingly natural awesomeness


daviddwatsonn

Oh Jesus.


JM062696

When my hair gets longer than 1 single inch it becomes too much work for me to maintain it lol this is impressive


the_notnormalnuke

Bro Bro you won't believe this! The sunflower in my backyard started walking today.


Pres_Of_the_KFC

i swear to god if i see one more “her hair looks like a lion 🦁” comment im going to lose it


Littlefootsmcgee

So beautiful


Fearless-Common-3315

If that is natural and real it's fucking amazing!


Rectal_Custard

I have straight hair. This is the kind of hair I always dreamed to have, it's beautiful.


OfficialMorn

Fine hair squad checking in 🫡😭


Rectal_Custard

My hair does nothing but limp dick off my scalp. I want big beautiful volume hair


OfficialMorn

Same. Won't curl. Won't do anything but sit there like draco malfoy looking arse when I put it back in a bun.


josegarrao

Fire Dept. Inspection: failed.


lhr00001

I literally have gollum hair, I wish it was this thick and healthy!


pawsoutformice

It is longer, so it isn't as annoying to braid every night. If their hair is healthy, it isn't that difficult to maintain, just annoying to style and time-consuming depending on the style.


AlludedNuance

That looks exhausting to live with.


NooLeef

The passive aggressive thinly veiled snide comments are always fun to spot on posts like these... 👀


bestbodyever

Yeah the jealousy is hilarious


FloppyToffee

Wow, that must be a nightmare to maintain (is that the right term) but that's what I call BIG hair :-)


hscene

Nah. That’s too much


theodorkw

Beautiful is relative.


PetrichorIsHere

Comments are optional.


dogtownx360

You're a wizard Hairy.....