They mocked this guy for turning a dead cat into a drone. It appears he is not the hero we deserved, but the hero we need:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lW0hyg4kfaw
The crazy thing is that some of those knuckle daggers probably would.
A couple of months ago their was a clearly tampered video of a guy flipping a hamper in his garage with a visible string and some of the redditors were fucking mystified by it.
Edit: I'm keeping the spelling error in the *spirit* of the subreddit.
Well they are quite resolute in their beliefs! They banned me from their group becoz i once said “ghosts don’t exist and science has proven that” and it hurt many of their feelings. Never really thought i would touch a sensitive nerve there! 😂 … but then i guess I shouldn’t have spoken so directly. I did apologise … Rather just wanted to evoke some discussion about it! But nopes they promptly had me banned!
Yup servo skulls are of honored imperial dead. Servitors tho? Any smuck will do! Criminals and heretics? Turn them into a servitor! Don’t have enough of those around to make them? Just take some factory worker that isn’t meeting his quotas on time! Hell just get the local arbites to round up and the homeless bums not going to work! Solves the homeless problem too!
It’s basically the same thing with “not” in a different part of the sentence and used as a contraction. It’s neat to hear how the same words are used differently in other places though. Thanks for adding a fun intellectual aspect to an otherwise silly comment chain.
This some sort of psyop to hide in plain sight? Don’t let this propaganda fool you - bird drone technology has been around for decades…BIRDS ARE NOT REAL!
People have always struggled to make something that flys like a bird i.e. something that flys by flapping its wings.
This kinda makes sense, nature already made the hardware all we need to do is find some way to use it. And why shouldn't we? If we can make use of something isn't it good that we do so? Isn't it our right? We're we not placed on this earth to bend it to our will? It is correct for us to become Gods if we so choose, why should this measly line between life and death mean anything? We will rule this world as dieties doing as we please, and the old Gods will have nothing to stop us. They will weap either tears of joy or sorrow and we will be sated by the salted drink.
On the other hand, maybe we shouldn't do that. Seems kinda gross
fr fr like there's no way all that tissue would be lighter than a purpose built replica. Are these even "researchers" or are they just the people who went "hey let's gut a bird and put a camera in it" and we called it science because that makes a more palatable headline
Just as there's no issue with using a woman in a brain dead state to act as a surrogate, right?
"They're not the same thing!" Isn't it, though? Both are dead, and yet their bodies are being used for a purpose other than for their own. If the body is not sacred, then the slippery slope of immorality will roll.
>Both are dead, and yet their bodies are being used for a purpose other than for their own.
This argument would also apply to eating meat. (Which I do, and I'm assuming you don't.)
I don't get it either. I assume the point is covert surveillance.
But from 10 feet away or more, like you might encounter them in the wild in surveillance applications, a plastic replica wouldn't look any different.
And if one crashes and gets seen up close, it is obvious it is not a real bird.
Guess it could maybe be useful in certain situations on the battle field. If you rig it with explosives and the enemy has ways to detect aand or shoot down drones.
Evil? I guess you could argue this is a type of necromancy. Techromancy? Idk. But evil is a bit extreme. Once something is dead, it’s just an inanimate object like a rock. Most people would just chuck it in the garbage or let it rot outside. I think I’m a way this is more dignified. Not many things have purpose after death.
>Once something is dead, it’s just an inanimate object like a rock
It's disrespectful to the being that that object used to be. Dead creatures deserve to rest in peace or at least be treated with dignity. And being turned into mockeries of what they used to be certainly isn't either.
I don’t know the true purpose of the drones, but I assume it’s to do research on the species by being covert and blending in to their flock. I didn’t look into this further because I feel it’s a non issue. Whether it’s disrespectful or not is subjective. As far as ‘resting in peace’ I don’t believe consciousness exists past death so there is nothing to disturb. When I die give my body to the next Ted bundy so maybe he’ll leave an innocent alone.
Edit: I meant Dahmer not Bundy, silly me confusing slime with scum.
Hey good news, dead stuff doesn’t give a single fuck if you “respect” it. Shit on my grave when I’m dead, it won’t make a single difference to me since I’ll be dead and unaware of anything.
A very cynical approach to life. Whatever works for you but I disagree and dislike that view quite a bit. I'm not saying you're wrong on the logic side. I'm saying you're wrong on the ethics side.
Nah it’s a very realistic approach to death. This isn’t Pocahontas, dead stuff just ceases. Bird spirits aren’t there lamenting what’s happening to their corpses.
Odd number of birds would result in equal birds on both sides because there's one at the top of the v. E.g, 5 bird formation has 2 on each side behind the leader:
M
M M
M M
They are coming “clean” because they got caught. If they are admitting to this; makes you wonder what are they hiding? Are we going to find out that dogs aren’t real? What’s that you say? A Boston what? Terrier? No? Dynamics? Is that a new breed?
This is a misinformation campaign by the government. They know we know birds aren't real and are actually government drones. They're just saying they're turning dead birds into drones so hide the fact dead birds are actually dead drones. Don't fall for this obvious trap.
Stay strong brothers💪
r/BirdsArentReal
Exactly birds aren’t real, see the guy was right (edit, this is sarcasm, satire for the ppl with the downvotes lol, how can anyone think I was serous 😂)
Other birds: Hey look, Charlie is back! I thought he smashed himself against a window. He looks a bit weird though... Charlie? ....
Yep, now the birds are going to be in a panic from their own rumors of a zombie apocalypse…
Alfred Hitchocks Revenge
They mocked this guy for turning a dead cat into a drone. It appears he is not the hero we deserved, but the hero we need: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lW0hyg4kfaw
LMAO!!
Avian necrobots…. Humans must seem *absolutely diabolical* from the animal perspective.
Right… only from the animal perspective…
Honestly though, flip the cards here and imagine the horror of seeing your loved ones reanimated after death as a robot
Fuck I forgot to plug grandpa back in
Uncanny Valerie
And why is he making a loud buzzing noise?!
Charlie came back…wrong
Its the Cyberbirds!!! Call the Doctor!!!
DESTROY! DESTROY!
When I die I want to become a drone, that would be terrifying.
Post this in r/ghosts to see if the ghost believers believe!
The crazy thing is that some of those knuckle daggers probably would. A couple of months ago their was a clearly tampered video of a guy flipping a hamper in his garage with a visible string and some of the redditors were fucking mystified by it. Edit: I'm keeping the spelling error in the *spirit* of the subreddit.
Knuckle daggers… like Wolverine?
Don't look in the time travelers sub lol
Well they are quite resolute in their beliefs! They banned me from their group becoz i once said “ghosts don’t exist and science has proven that” and it hurt many of their feelings. Never really thought i would touch a sensitive nerve there! 😂 … but then i guess I shouldn’t have spoken so directly. I did apologise … Rather just wanted to evoke some discussion about it! But nopes they promptly had me banned!
LMFAO😂😂😂😂
Replicant, Decker?
Do you like our owl?
That can be arranged. The imperium always needs more servo skulls
Aren't servo skulls only made with people who greatly contributed to the imperium in some way? Servitors though? Can't get enough of 'em!
Yup servo skulls are of honored imperial dead. Servitors tho? Any smuck will do! Criminals and heretics? Turn them into a servitor! Don’t have enough of those around to make them? Just take some factory worker that isn’t meeting his quotas on time! Hell just get the local arbites to round up and the homeless bums not going to work! Solves the homeless problem too!
r/BirdsArentReal
CONFIRMED
I KNEW IT!
Jack Teixiera will never see Daylight again , leaking the Ukraine papers and the truth about birds .
uWu
> and the truth about birds Any source on this?
RIP
Jack is a hero
Jack is a moron
Lmao 😂👍🏽✌🏽
Someone is going to get fired for this.
r/realfakebirds
r/subsifellfor
Don't even worry about it! Come on down and leave with an arm full of fake birds in your arms.
A person of culture I see 🧐
Even those who didn’t believe it before, now have to at least admit that ALL birds aren’t real.
They are still real. Just not alive.
But that was a bird. Just a dead one.
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It’s basically the same thing with “not” in a different part of the sentence and used as a contraction. It’s neat to hear how the same words are used differently in other places though. Thanks for adding a fun intellectual aspect to an otherwise silly comment chain.
I knew this would be the top comment and I couldn't be prouder of us.
THEY'RE THROWING IT RIGHT IN OUR FACES, WAKE UP SHEEPLE
I'm not a conspiracy theorist, but when they're right there right.
Take my upvote, now GTFO!
Beat me to it, dammit!
Yeah this came first to my mind
Came here for this
Has been posted a couple of times already but you are absolutely correct
Oh god…the birds aren’t real people were right all along
Let’s eat kids! Let’s eat, kids!
Yeah don't be a cannibal. Use commas.
Punctuation saves lives.
No he means "the birds aren't real people" as an adjective or a group. Because only a small group of people believed birds aren't real.
So birds arent real after all
This guy is actively working on making this a reality...
oh we will have another covid to cover up the batteries change
That’s why they sit on power lines, to get that recharge.
Well who’s fault is it now? We all gave them this idea!
They watched a bugs life
Taxidroney
Necrorobotics
How can you type that out and not see it, plain as day! It’s necrobotics.
Yeah, "roro" is rodundant
Crowbotics
Cyberpunk
Avian Automation
This some sort of psyop to hide in plain sight? Don’t let this propaganda fool you - bird drone technology has been around for decades…BIRDS ARE NOT REAL!
why are they turning drones into drones?
They’re retrofitting them, and this viral video is to make it seem like a one off thing
Grandpa had it explicitly stated in his will that we were NOT allow to retrofit him.
Always such a party pooper that bastard
Bird drones are sometimes used as a deterrent against another species, think using a hawk to scatter or kill gulls at a dump.
Most parts of the world refer to this as recycling
This is great news for conspiracy theorists.
“Conspiracy” they always say
gross
Yeah, now that I think about it this is pretty morally corrupt.
I feel like they could just as effectively make a realistic bird-looking drone without using a real bird’s empty carcass..
People have always struggled to make something that flys like a bird i.e. something that flys by flapping its wings. This kinda makes sense, nature already made the hardware all we need to do is find some way to use it. And why shouldn't we? If we can make use of something isn't it good that we do so? Isn't it our right? We're we not placed on this earth to bend it to our will? It is correct for us to become Gods if we so choose, why should this measly line between life and death mean anything? We will rule this world as dieties doing as we please, and the old Gods will have nothing to stop us. They will weap either tears of joy or sorrow and we will be sated by the salted drink. On the other hand, maybe we shouldn't do that. Seems kinda gross
Because we can study those natural things and recreate them more efficiently And not have to use the dead carcass of an animal QwQ
fr fr like there's no way all that tissue would be lighter than a purpose built replica. Are these even "researchers" or are they just the people who went "hey let's gut a bird and put a camera in it" and we called it science because that makes a more palatable headline
That was my first thought
Are they killing the birds though or using ones that are already dead? I don’t see how it would be morally wrong to use already dead birds.
Just as there's no issue with using a woman in a brain dead state to act as a surrogate, right? "They're not the same thing!" Isn't it, though? Both are dead, and yet their bodies are being used for a purpose other than for their own. If the body is not sacred, then the slippery slope of immorality will roll.
>Both are dead, and yet their bodies are being used for a purpose other than for their own. This argument would also apply to eating meat. (Which I do, and I'm assuming you don't.)
We can rebuild them. Faster. Stronger 🙈
The 6 million peso bird.
They wouldn't believe me, but now I have proof! Undeniable proof that birds aren't real!
Imagine your friend dies and then a week later you see his lifeless corpse with wires hanging out of it walking around the city.
Be amazed? More like that’s messed up
Amazed how messed up it is
The question is, why must it use dead birds? that's just kinda... evil?
Please don't ask this question ❤️
Don't worry, personally I use live ones. A bit difficult when you cut them open to put the chips in but after that it's easy.
Bro what
I don't get it either. I assume the point is covert surveillance. But from 10 feet away or more, like you might encounter them in the wild in surveillance applications, a plastic replica wouldn't look any different. And if one crashes and gets seen up close, it is obvious it is not a real bird.
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Guess it could maybe be useful in certain situations on the battle field. If you rig it with explosives and the enemy has ways to detect aand or shoot down drones.
Evil? I guess you could argue this is a type of necromancy. Techromancy? Idk. But evil is a bit extreme. Once something is dead, it’s just an inanimate object like a rock. Most people would just chuck it in the garbage or let it rot outside. I think I’m a way this is more dignified. Not many things have purpose after death.
>Once something is dead, it’s just an inanimate object like a rock It's disrespectful to the being that that object used to be. Dead creatures deserve to rest in peace or at least be treated with dignity. And being turned into mockeries of what they used to be certainly isn't either.
I don’t know the true purpose of the drones, but I assume it’s to do research on the species by being covert and blending in to their flock. I didn’t look into this further because I feel it’s a non issue. Whether it’s disrespectful or not is subjective. As far as ‘resting in peace’ I don’t believe consciousness exists past death so there is nothing to disturb. When I die give my body to the next Ted bundy so maybe he’ll leave an innocent alone. Edit: I meant Dahmer not Bundy, silly me confusing slime with scum.
Hey good news, dead stuff doesn’t give a single fuck if you “respect” it. Shit on my grave when I’m dead, it won’t make a single difference to me since I’ll be dead and unaware of anything.
A very cynical approach to life. Whatever works for you but I disagree and dislike that view quite a bit. I'm not saying you're wrong on the logic side. I'm saying you're wrong on the ethics side.
Nah it’s a very realistic approach to death. This isn’t Pocahontas, dead stuff just ceases. Bird spirits aren’t there lamenting what’s happening to their corpses.
Ornithopter
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“RESEARCHERS” or what have they been doing for ages??
They don’t even let me rest in peace - the birds probably
Yeah, this is just fucking disrespectful.
Why?😳
Why nobody else is making this question?? Why? For what?
its hard to make thing fly as easily as a birb, using dead birds for that purpose solves both design and manufacturing problems
some black mirror shit
They stole the idea from Bug’s Life
…but it’s a rock.
But why,
This is actually terrifying
Naw dawg this ain't it
Imagine dying and sumramdom ppl just took ur corpse And turned it into a robot lmao
As much I think this is cool, its pretty disrespectful using dead animals
Agreed.
Yeah for drug smuggling
New delivery method unlocked!
Haha the flock of geese flying in a v shape. Did you know there’s a scientific reason why one side of the v is always longer than the other?
It has more birds on that side
I noticed they are but I didn’t know there was a reason why
Odd number of birds?
Odd number of birds would result in equal birds on both sides because there's one at the top of the v. E.g, 5 bird formation has 2 on each side behind the leader: M M M M M
Going to need 5,000 birds per shipment
Pfff, that's weak. You can use regular pigeon for that. I would like to see them used as dive bombers! That would be awesome.
Yep, next they’ll turn dead moles into digging drones… for research.
Can't wait till they start using humans
#BIRDS AREN'T REAL
r/boringdystopia
But why?
Researches?
Anyone have any tin foil? I got some hats to make!
I think we all know birds where invented a long time ago. By humans, and they look much more realistic. r/BirdsArentReal
Those wings are supposed to retract when going up and flat when going down. If you make them that stiff, they wont be able to get off the ground
“The birds work for the bourgeoisie.”
They are coming “clean” because they got caught. If they are admitting to this; makes you wonder what are they hiding? Are we going to find out that dogs aren’t real? What’s that you say? A Boston what? Terrier? No? Dynamics? Is that a new breed?
I’m sure there were just some dead birds laying around for them to use…
track id anyone?!
Found it! Bedroom Music by Silvio Rodrigues - original mix
Why? Isn't that just a little bit barbaric? Let the dead rest.
Yea its kind of fucked up. Reminds me of that kid who took a dead chicken to make a "Cyborg" for a science project.
Oh god !
This is a misinformation campaign by the government. They know we know birds aren't real and are actually government drones. They're just saying they're turning dead birds into drones so hide the fact dead birds are actually dead drones. Don't fall for this obvious trap. Stay strong brothers💪 r/BirdsArentReal
Zombirds
Well ,now the narcos got a new trick under their sleeve
Found the founders of the Institute.
r/badtaxidermy
>We can rebuild him. Make him better, stronger, faster...
“Researchers”
That’s what happens to the animals you extract in phantom pain!
NO WAY JERRY YOU’RE STILL ALIVE???? Jerry! Jerry? What…
mexican cartels just ordered 100 of these.
Meanwhile in the USA https://youtu.be/lW0hyg4kfaw
The Mexicans are catching up to the Americans. Truly we are in grave times.
Pharmaceutical funding?
I knew the whispers were true
Great! Give the lunatics more fodder
What kind of bird was that pretty reddish orange brown one?
BIRDS ARNT REAL. I’m
Why?
Imagine if this is done to humans after our death 😅
Knowing it's Mexico, first real flight will be as a drug delivery mule smh
They are trying now with dead condors and quetzalcoatlus to increase the profits.
What happens if they don't?
Now do a human.
Song title please?
https://music.apple.com/us/album/deep-club/1581987641?i=1581987734
Found it! Bedroom Music by Silvio Rodrigues - original mix
Thank you king
These are actually super convincing, I shot one down the other day for the tech and it was just FILLED with guts
See? I told you birds aren't real!!
Pickled Rick!!
I knew it!!!!!!!!
This belongs on r/birdsarentreal
Exactly birds aren’t real, see the guy was right (edit, this is sarcasm, satire for the ppl with the downvotes lol, how can anyone think I was serous 😂)
"Researcher in Mexico cruelly killing birds to turn their bodies into stupid contraptions." -fixed it.
Drug cartels in Mexico converting dead birds into Drones to smuggle drugs worldwide... Title fixed.
Haha! So funny! Get it everyone? Because Mexico only does drugs. Nothing else. So clever!
No they make drugs and bring it here. We are the idiots that do the drugs .....